Hi! Welcome to Kenya!

[Anonymous]

Clearly, the white man is to blame somehow. Fucking crackas! Always fucking up a brotha's life!

[Anonymous]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE4lTabc03E

Kill the honkies! And the pigs, while you're at it. KILL WHITE COPS!

Black Lives Matter!

[Anonymous]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiL_REzrQtY

Well, if it's tradition, it's all right. You gotta respect tradition. It's what bonds us to Nature. To Mother Earth.

Why aren't the feminazis like Anita Sarkeesian bothering THESE people, instead of worrying about how women are portrayed in video games?

[Anonymous]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ThARvmdbL0

Now, this was in Nairobi. NOT Kenya.

[DONNIEP]

I'll say this for them - they've got great tans!!

[Kristy]

You know, if you keep on posting it's bound to interfere with slave FORD's pointless post that he gets when the angry, old white men he listens to start coincide with the other voices inside of his head. He too may start beating women all Kenyan style. After all, with all of his pseudo-liberal "progressiveness" he still refers to them as "cunts."

http://www.recovery.org/wp-content/uploads/640x300xwife-abuse-640x300.jpg.pagespeed.ic.7lqg8wilci.jpg

Oh look, it's slave FORD after a Thom Hartman podcast.

[DONNIEP]

Know what else is a popular pastime in Kenya? Necklacing!!

[Anonymous]

I'll say this for them - they've got great tans!!

Well, they lead a healthy life. Lazy afternoons outside in the sun & fresh air all day, beating their women to death in the public square...

It's kinda like the good ol' South, when you think about it. Well, except for the beating women to death. Shooting maybe, but beating? Nah.

[Anonymous]

You know, if you keep on posting it's bound to interfere with slave FORD's pointless post that he gets when the angry, old white men he listens to start coincide with the other voices inside of his head. He too may start beating women all Kenyan style. After all, with all of his pseudo-liberal "progressiveness" he still refers to them as "cunts."

Oh look, it's slave FORD after a Thom Hartman podcast.

Well, FROD would only ever beat a white woman.

You see, in tolerant people's minds, who aren't racists nosiree, not racist at all, there is a clear hierarchy:

At the very top, are black people. They are untouchable, can do no wrong, and we should all bow down to their whims & desires. Even looking at them directly is disrespectful & highly RACIST.

In the middle, are all the other minorities. Mexicans, Muslims, you name it. You *can* look at them, sometimes, maybe even refuse to do what they order & possibly, even have a cross word about them, but followed immediately, of course, by a very clear statement that you're not a racist person. At all.

At the very bottom, are whites. We are the scum of the earth. We are to blame for all problems, including the beheading of children & niggas beating up their hos. We are fit only to be ridiculed, beheaded & blown up. We aren't even good enough to be slaves to the Black Master Race.

Now, anyone would think that this type of discrimination would be, in fact, what you'd normally describe as racism. But that's where you'd be wrong. FROD & the rest of the ex-mods are adamant that they are NOT racists.

[Anonymous]

Know what else is a popular pastime in Kenya? Necklacing!!

See? More outdoor activities.

We really should send the whole ex-Blue Man Group to Kenya. They'd love it. Why, there's one who even claims he's one of them, despite the obvious lack of cool tan.

[DONNIEP]

Well, they lead a healthy life. Lazy afternoons outside in the sun & fresh air all day beating...

Ah, brings a tear to my old eyes when you put it like that...


http://youtu.be/TUyxiI-TY3c

[Anonymous]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0m0hTrtlWM

http://s21.postimg.org/wkg8ylznb/dixie.jpg

You know, out here in the Western world, we may not have a past steeped in glorious traditions like beheading infants, or beating women to death, but if you ask me, *I* can't complain.

[Kristy]

Well, FROD would only ever beat a white woman.

slave FORD would beat any woman who does not agree with his bourgeois politics of having angry, old white men speak for him. I mean, isn't the dicks of angry, old white men more important than social justice? Isn't master Bernie's cock more important than say, gender inequality? Because if it wasn't how could slave FORD justify himself calling women cunts?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/06/article-0-1C1389BD00000578-758_634x452.jpg

slave FORD has to put the smack down on all "cunts" - especially liberal ones. Otherwise, how can the female gender not appreciate angry, old white men dick?

[DONNIEP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0m0hTrtlWM

http://s21.postimg.org/wkg8ylznb/dixie.jpg

You know, out here in the Western world, we may not have a past steeped in glorious traditions like beheading infants, or beating women to death, but if you ask me, *I* can't complain.

I'm going outside right now and salute my flag!! Y'all can say it with me...

I salute the Confederate Flag with affection, reverence, and undying devotion to the Cause for which it stands.

[DONNIEP]

Ok so back on topic. How does one get to this mythical land known as Africa? I assume planes don't go there since we have so many people stuck here in this country who sing the praises of how awesome Africa is. I know there were ships that used to go there but that stopped a while ago.

[Anonymous]

I salute the Confederate Flag with affection, reverence, and undying devotion to the Cause for which it stands.

http://s14.postimg.org/ah77hx2i9/rebel_girl2.jpg

http://s7.postimg.org/khtzt4wcr/news40_confederate_flag.jpg

[Anonymous]

Ok so back on topic. How does one get to this mythical land known as Africa? I assume planes don't go there since we have so many people stuck here in this country who sing the praises of how awesome Africa is. I know there were ships that used to go there but that stopped a while ago.

You can't. You're white. They don't want whites in Africa. We are not worthy.

You have to be enlightened. Called to paradise by a higher power. By our black masters.

[DONNIEP]

You can't. You're white. They don't want whites in Africa. We are not worthy.

You have to be enlightened. Called to paradise by a higher power. By our black masters.

But I don't have a Ubama Phone! How will I hear the clarion call?

[Anonymous]

I told you. You & I are not worthy. We're racists.

We dared to imply that black people sometimes commit crimes.

This is our punishment. Stuck forever in this pit of despair, sin & debauchery that is the civilised West until the arrival of either the Muslims, or our Lord & Saviour Donald Trump.

Guess which one I'm hoping for.

[vandeleur]

I salute the Confederate Flag with affection, reverence, and undying devotion to the Cause for which it stands.

http://s14.postimg.org/ah77hx2i9/rebel_girl2.jpg

http://s7.postimg.org/khtzt4wcr/news40_confederate_flag.jpg

Now she is stacked :)

[Anonymous]

Now she is stacked :)

That's what we Southern boys call "wholesome".

There's a whole lotta some in there. Praise the South!

[DONNIEP]

Now she is stacked :)

You gotta learn to speak Southern. It goes like this:

Man she is hotter than the handles on the gates to Hell!

[Anonymous]

Speaking of which, you reckon she comes equipped with one of them - a handle?

The mind fairly reels at such a possibility.

Holy crap, it done got hotter in here.

[FORD]

Now everybody stand for the goddamned national anthem......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzY

[DONNIEP]

Speaking of which, you reckon she comes equipped with one of them - a handle?

The mind fairly reels at such a possibility.

Holy crap, it done got hotter in here.

Hmm...I'm gonna say no. But that don't mean you can't pretend.

[DONNIEP]

Now everybody stand for the goddamned national anthem......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzY

I ain't clicking on that because I hate that damn song.

Besides - 38 Special was wayyyy better than Skynyrd ever dreamed of being.

[vandeleur]

Ford post all you want but you gotta post a slooot in a bikini as well ..... Thems the rules

[Anonymous]

Now everybody stand for the goddamned national anthem......

That's the fucking spirit!

I'm gonna make you see the light or ship you off to Arabia. Which I think is in Africa, too. Or thereabouts, nobody cares.

You know which one is more convenient for you!

[Anonymous]

I ain't clicking on that because I hate that damn song.

Besides - 38 Special was wayyyy better than Skynyrd ever dreamed of being.

See, I don't live in America, so Skynyrd is not overplayed for me.

I can enjoy them for what they are without being sick to death of them. Unlike Metallica. Fuck those overrated, overplayed faggots.

[FORD]

Ford post all you want but you gotta post a slooot in a bikini as well ..... Thems the rules

How about a pic of Kristy?

https://fourteeneleven.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/3-007.jpg

[Anonymous]

Donnie, you should click on the video. There's a lot of formerly barely legal Southern poontang in the crowd.

And I mean A LOT.

Our Lord Trump bless Dixie. It's enough to make a fully grown man weak at the knees.

[vandeleur]

How about a pic of Kristy?

https://fourteeneleven.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/3-007.jpg

Canny but needs huuuuge tits .... Just saying

[DONNIEP]

Maybe we should compare the womarns of both regions before we decide to move to Kenya.

First up - The Kenyan Hotties:

http://s14.postimg.org/xtisgl569/image.jpg

And now your typical Southern girls:

http://s15.postimg.org/bkv3fl0yz/image.jpg

And now some fag will say "The girls down in the South aren't any prettier than anywhere else". Well fuck you buddy. There's enough hot poontang in this town to give Hef a heart attack.

[DONNIEP]

Damn, the blonde in the middle is clearly the hottest. But the blonde on the right has that Barely Legal have-to-sneak-her-in-the-back door look.

[vandeleur]

Nope I live women in the daisy duke shorts ... Geordie women are different .... I've never fucked one who would take her jacket off or out her cigarette out. The only way you know they are coming is if they start to spill their pint :)

[Anonymous]

Move to Kenya, my ass! I ain't goin' nowhere they beat up & kill women & children. Fuck those niggas & those Muslims. They're all retarded scumbags.

Now, I'd say you are right about Southern girls. All the pictures I've seen, they have this natural beauty thing going on. Not too much make-up, no excess of accessorization & no need for fancy clothes or designer shoes. They just look good, period.

I like all three & I would let them pick me, instead of me picking them. I'm a gentleman whore. A whore's gentleman. A slut.

[Anonymous]

Nope I live women in the daisy duke shorts ... Geordie women are different .... I've never fucked one who would take her jacket off or out her cigarette out. The only way you know they are coming is if they start to spill their pint :)

Funniest shit I've read this year!

I applaud you, good sir & take extreme pity on you at the same time. :appl:

[DONNIEP]

Nope I live women in the daisy duke shorts ... Geordie women are different .... I've never fucked one who would take her jacket off or out her cigarette out. The only way you know they are coming is if they start to spill their pint :)

I should take you to Myrtle Beach. You would lose your goddamn mind. There's more fake blonde hair and tanned skin than at a Hawaiian Tropic beauty contest.

I remember the first time me and my buddy's went down there for grad week. We'd just finished the 11th grade, a bunch of drunk 17 year olds. And we're walking down the strip and in a second floor window of a hotel was the hottest chick I'd ever seen in my life dancin nekkid on a table. And it just got better from there.

Even the middle aged womarns here are hot as shit. God bless em, trying to stay young with their tans and bleached hair and short shorts. And that's just at the damn Walmart in town.

[Anonymous]

I should take you to Myrtle Beach. You would lose your goddamn mind. There's more fake blonde hair and tanned skin than at a Hawaiian Tropic beauty contest.

I remember the first time me and my buddy's went down there for grad week. We'd just finished the 11th grade, a bunch of drunk 17 year olds. And we're walking down the strip and in a second floor window of a hotel was the hottest chick I'd ever seen in my life dancin nekkid on a table. And it just got better from there.

Even the middle aged womarns here are hot as shit. God bless em, trying to stay young with their tans and bleached hair and short shorts. And that's just at the damn Walmart in town.

Well, God made Myrtle Beach.

God is gooder'n Hell.

[DONNIEP]

Well, God made Myrtle Beach.

God is gooder'n Hell.

Yes He is.

Thats what makes where I live goddamn perfect. Three hours in one direction - Myrtle Beach. Three hours in the other direction - Gatlinburg. And there's hot ass Southern girls all over the place in both. Just be sure and check IDs. They're sneaky!

[Anonymous]

Now, excuse me for turning fag for a moment or two, but I gotta say this:

I talk to tolerant people & I start hating the world, minorities, majorities, everything & everyone.

So I come here guns a blazin', shootin' & a-hollerin', exposing people for the hypocrite retards they are & all of a sudden, we start to talk about wholesome living, got women, drinking, good ol' rock & roll & I start loving world, minorities, majorities, everything & everyone.

I love you guys.

Now, everyone vote Trump so he can make the world a better place by bombing the shit out of every hell-hole on this Earth!

[cadaverdog]

Now, everyone vote Trump so he can make the world a better place by bombing the shit out of every hell-hole on this Earth!

Starting with Portugal.

[Anonymous]

Starting with Portugal.

Shut the fuck up & go enlist to kill Muslims, so I won't have to.

[cadaverdog]

Shut the fuck up & go enlist to kill Muslims, so I won't have to.
One of my brother's grandsons is in Army boot camp right now. He got sucked into signing a contract with no guarantees. He'll end up over there eventually.

[Anonymous]

One of my brother's grandsons is in Army boot camp right now. He got sucked into signing a contract with no guarantees. He'll end up over there eventually.

Well, maybe he should READ what he signs.

I hope he'll live to regret it. I say regret it, because you're proof that in your family no one learns anything. Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk!

[Kristy]

And now your typical Southern girls:

http://s15.postimg.org/bkv3fl0yz/image.jpg


Must be that southern charm you hear so much about. I mean, to be smiling after a tornado blew their trailer park away.

[DONNIEP]

Must be that southern charm you hear so much about. I mean, to be smiling after a tornado blew their trailer park away.

If those chicks live in trailers - where do I sign a rental agreement?

And if you look at the picture again, you'll see they're doing something you should do more of - smiling :)

[Anonymous]

They're remarkably well groomed, for living in a trailer.

I bet they smell like wildflowers. All feminine & intoxicating.

Hmmm... happy...

[cadaverdog]

Well, maybe he should READ what he signs.


It wasn't a matter of reading what he signed. He owes 40 grand in student loans and had really low test scores on his entrance exams. He had to take what he could get.

[Anonymous]

It wasn't a matter of reading what he signed. He owes 40 grand in student loans and had really low test scores on his entrance exams. He had to take what he could get.

Hey, it could be worse. He could've gotten in debt by purchasing a dying site about a washed up rock star.

Then he'd spend his days siding with rapists & child murderers so people can see how good & tolerant he is.

At least he chose to take the reality road. Not everyone gets a break. It sucks, but you just gotta make the best of it.

[Kristy]

And if you look at the picture again, you'll see they're doing something you should do more of - smiling :)

Smiling is for liberals, Donnie.

[cadaverdog]

If those chicks live in trailers - where do I sign a rental agreement?

I lived in a trailer park in my late 20s. My space rent and utilities came to about $200 a month and I was making decent money dealing smoke. For the price of a gram of meth I could bang any one of them bitches.

[Kristy]

Strange place:


Sexy car:
http://www.themustangnews.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/440.1.jpg

1966 Mustang Fastback 2+2 silver.

[Anonymous]

Strange place:


Spot on.

You should see - or hear - the ones that live in France.

French people can't stand them. We hate their guts. It's beautiful.