Unholy shit! There's a primary in Indiana tonight??

[Satan]

Looks like Herr Drumpf pulled away an early win on the Repuke side, with Rafael Cruz-Buchanan a distant second, and the guy from the neighboring state, Kasich, barely on the radar.

Over on the Demoncratic side, Bernie currently has a 4 point lead. Let's hope it holds... and increases.

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/may/03/indiana-primary-results-live

[twonabomber]

Cruz is dropping out!

[Terry]

Yep, apparently Ted Cruz is dropping out tonight.

Wow.

I never would have dreamed Trump would end up being the nominee a year or so ago when he announced.

[Kristy]

Way past time to send that fucking Canadian packing.

[Satan]

Adios, you Hosehead!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSb_VHmfgVk

[Angel]

Way past time to send that fucking Canadian packing.
He's all yours now. He dropped his Canuck citizenship and we won't give it back.

[Satan]

Not only that, the prick is a wife beater too....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eFcLD4k89o

[twonabomber]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--r8FGceas--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/zmpzlbznqej5i6cflyhu.gif

[DONNIEP]

Well, well, well...look at that: Trump sealed the deal. Even his alleged - by Ford - Klan ties couldn't hold him back.

Next up - the absolute dog fucking he's gonna give Hillary in the election.

Anybody wanna start looking for a new home somewhere outside the US? The planes will be fueled and ready to go come January. FREE one way tickets for everybody to some shit hole country that can't hold a candle to this one, even as fucked up as most people are trying to make it.

What? What was that? That's the sound of giving America away to stoopid people going right down the fucking drain....

[Seshmeister]

In any other US election Cruz would have been seen as a crazy person and out of the game months ago...

[Satan]

In any other US election Cruz would have been seen as a crazy person and out of the game months ago...
Yeah.... but look who is left standing on the right wing side. Cruz is a theocratic psychopathic asshole, but at least he's held political office. How did he lose to a racist reality TV star?. Not just him, but the other 18 or so people who were once in that clown car. Hell, at least 6 or 7 of them were arguably qualified to one degree or another.

[cadaverdog]

Well, well, well...look at that: Trump sealed the deal. Even his alleged - by Ford - Klan ties couldn't hold him back.

Next up -
Quit counting them chickens. Trump hasn't been nominated yet.

[Seshmeister]

Yeah.... but look who is left standing on the right wing side. Cruz is a theocratic psychopathic asshole, but at least he's held political office. How did he lose to a racist reality TV star?. Not just him, but the other 18 or so people who were once in that clown car. Hell, at least 6 or 7 of them were arguably qualified to one degree or another.

Trump can become president if enough people can't bring themselves to vote for Clinton...

[cadaverdog]

How did he lose to a racist reality TV star?
He's not a racist. He just likes the color of his own skin a shit load more than the average liberal does.

[twonabomber]

Orange?

[Kristy]

Oh, that is funny poor Cleveland boy.

[twonabomber]

pity reply

[Nitro Express]

Yep, apparently Ted Cruz is dropping out tonight.

Wow.

I never would have dreamed Trump would end up being the nominee a year or so ago when he announced.

He's not the nominee yet. The Republican Party are going to play their dirty tricks still. Let's just say things are going to get colorful in Cleveland this July. The Democrat Party are throwing Bernie under the bus. To be honest with you if Trump met with Sanders and brought him in, I wouldn't be surprised. Look the guy showed some integrity as a senator and he and Trump have some common ground on trade and banking regulation. It would be a major finger flip to the Republican establishment and would steal votes from Hillary. Now the question would be how many Republican votes would you lose? Trump is not running a far right campaign. He wants to run the ball down the middle.

[Nitro Express]

In any other US election Cruz would have been seen as a crazy person and out of the game months ago...

Cruz stayed in because he's a good debator and the establishment was using him and Kasich as a spoiler against Trump. They were hoping for a brokered convention and to dump Trump and put someone besides Cruz in. Kasich has a lousy poker face and probably thought it might be him. Why else would the guy stay in? It's not so much that people are wild about Trump it's they are pissed off at the corrupt political inside baseball going on. It's the same on the Democrat side. Same corrupt shit.

[Nitro Express]

Most politicians now are lawyers and what lawyers are good at is making theft look legal. That's the game.

[DONNIEP]

Orange?

Trump needs to call Boner up and find out where he tans. Get rid of that spray shit he's doing and get some real color.

[vandeleur]

Trump needs to call Boner up and find out where he tans. Get rid of that spray shit he's doing and get some real color.

He looks weird as fuck a normal colour ....

[Seshmeister]

I don't think changing color from orange to pasty will stop 70% of women disliking him...

[Satan]

Trump needs to call Boner up and find out where he tans. Get rid of that spray shit he's doing and get some real color.

Boner's color isn't sprayed on. It's chronic alcoholism. His liver functions so badly that he's permanently jaundiced.

[Satan]

May 04, 2016, 11:36 am
Kasich cancels DC-area event, stoking speculation he'll drop White House bid

By Ben Kamisar (http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/278675-kasich-cancels-dc-area-event-stoking-speculation-hell)



DULLES, Va. — Republican presidential hopeful John Kasich canceled a planned Wednesday morning news conference outside Washington D.C., and now plans to address the media in Ohio later Wednesday afternoon.

Stewart Young, a campaign volunteer, told a group of reporters that Kasich would not attend the press conference in Dulles, Va. as scheduled and instead will make "an announcement" at 5 p.m.

Kasich had been scheduled to fundraise in the Washington area on Wednesday and meet with his national security staff in Washington on Thursday.

The cancellation of the news conference, the morning after Ted Cruz suspended his presidential campaign, stokes speculation that the Ohio governor will drop out of the race.

A "senior campaign adviser" told NBC News that Kasich will suspend his campaign.

Kasich suffered a big blow Tuesday night when Donald Trump's big Indiana primary win forced Cruz to surprisingly drop out of the race. Without Cruz to help Kasich amass delegates and keep Trump from reaching the 1,237 delegate threshold for the Republican nomination, Kasich's slim opening to secure the nomination was slammed shut.

The governor's team had given every indication that they'll press forward, despite having no path to victory, promising in a Tuesday night press release to continue campaigning for "as long as it remains possible."

The planned Kasich event on Wednesday, held in private airplane terminal near Washington-Dulles International Airport, suffered from logistical snafus long before the Ohio governor scrapped the event. A terminal employee attempted to bar television reporters from holding live shots showing the background of the terminal and said that reporters could not show images of the governor unless the background was obscured.

[Satan]

Realistically, Kasich's chances really aren't much worse this morning than they were yesterday, so I'm thinking Drumpf made some sort of deal to get him out of the way. Scheduling his press conference late in the day would allow others plenty of time to coordinate their own schedules. Like Herr Ruggenfuhrer himself perhaps? With the obvious announcement being a Trump/Kasich ticket?

From a political strategy viewpoint, it would be a smart move. Ohio is a "swing" state, and statistically, no Republican can get elected President without winning there. Kasich has the political experience which Trump obviously does not have. He would be the type of running mate that all the political consultants would be urging Trump to bring on board.

[Von Halen]

Sanders should reach down and grab his shriveled up old balls, like Cruz and Kasich have done, and drop out of the race that he has ZERO chance of winning.

From here on out, there will be two winners in the United States Presidential election. Hillbillary and Trump. The general public hasn't figured out yet, that although they claim to represent different parties, they are a team.

This is exactly what we get for being sheep to the two party system.

[Satan]

Dragonshit! Bernie's case actually just got 666% stronger....

The Republican nominee is now to the LEFT of Hillary on SHAFTA and the PNAC war agenda. And Trump will definitely make that part of his campaign strategy. I certainly couldn't blame him for doing so.

Neither Bernie or Hillary will have the required majority of actual delegates by the end of primary season on June 14. So when it goes to the stupid-delegates at the convention, the only logical argument is which candidate does better against Trump. And that, without question, is Bernie Sanders.

[Von Halen]

Neither Bernie or Hillary will have the required majority of actual delegates by the end of primary season on June 14. So when it goes to the stupid-delegates at the convention, the only logical argument is which candidate does better against Trump. And that, without question, is Bernie Sanders.

Want to bet?

[DONNIEP]

Bernie is gonna be picking up trash outside the Trump House come Januaray lol

[Nitro Express]

Bernie is gonna be picking up trash outside the Trump House come Januaray lol

I think Trump has the presidency in the the bag. I'm concerned about NATO sending four battalions to the Russian border. NATO is poking the bear. The establishment in power wants a war. Now you can fuck with piss ant middle east countries and play games in the Ukraine but when you start putting troops on a nuclear armed power's border and playing games, that's dangerous as hell.

[Satan]

http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r589/duadmin/160504-cruz-concedes_zpshobdwohv.jpg

[Nitro Express]

Bernie is gonna be picking up trash outside the Trump House come Januaray lol

I think Bernie is too lazy to do that job. The man never held a real job in his life. Politics is an occupation you can be a complete failure and still have a career in if you can bullshit good enough.

[Nitro Express]

I'm being entertained watching Glenn Beck melt down because Cruz is out of the race. He is calling hell fire to rain upon the American people for not backing Cruz. He is talking about suiciding himself. It's funny has hell to watch. He was talking about personally stabbing Donald Trump a while back. I tell you, these Cruz Repiblicans hate Trump more than the liberals do. Well it's like someone removed the chocolate coating and we can see all the nuts.

[Nitro Express]

Dragonshit! Bernie's case actually just got 666% stronger....

The Republican nominee is now to the LEFT of Hillary on SHAFTA and the PNAC war agenda. And Trump will definitely make that part of his campaign strategy. I certainly couldn't blame him for doing so.

Neither Bernie or Hillary will have the required majority of actual delegates by the end of primary season on June 14. So when it goes to the stupid-delegates at the convention, the only logical argument is which candidate does better against Trump. And that, without question, is Bernie Sanders.

Yeah but the Democrat Party and Republican Party are both owned by Wall Street. Bernie to his credit can't be bought. They aren't going to put a guy in who's going to piss on the parade. No way. If they can't have Cruz or Hillary or some other BCE crony they will just start a war and leave Obama in. They will do what they have to do to not have an election.

[Satan]

I'm being entertained watching Glenn Beck melt down because Cruz is out of the race. He is calling hell fire to rain upon the American people for not backing Cruz. He is talking about suiciding himself. It's funny has hell to watch. He was talking about personally stabbing Donald Trump a while back. I tell you, these Cruz Repiblicans hate Trump more than the liberals do. Well it's like someone removed the chocolate coating and we can see all the nuts.

Looks like Malloy called it right. He knew BecKKK would eventually lose it. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIuUQCjuYus

[Von Halen]

I think Bernie is too lazy to do that job. The man never held a real job in his life.

Didn't ole Bernie recently cut staff? How ironic, even the socialists lay people off when they run out of other people's money.

[Satan]

He cut staff in states where the primaries were already completed, so he could focus on the remaining states, most obviously California, which has a huge number of delegates in play.

When Bernie wins the nomination, he can always set up new state campaign offices all over the country. If (Hell forbid) Hillary is the nominee, those offices would have been closed anyway.

[Seshmeister]

When Bernie wins the nomination, he can always set up new state campaign offices all over the country.

Bernie is currently 16-1 odds on winning the nomination.

I'll give you 10-1 if you want to put $100 on it?

[Satan]

The Devil never bets..... for money.

[DONNIEP]

The Devil never bets..... for money.

Well, of course not, Ford. Not with YOUR money. You still believe Bernie is gonna spend "somebody else's money" to give all the stoopid college kids FREE shit. So long as it's not yours, no problem, right?

And why are you still running around pretending to be Satan? What, you hoping "Satan's rights are human rights!" is gonna be the new mantra? Lol

[Kristy]

That's because the devil doesn't work.

[Satan]

Right. Let's see YOU try to run Hell for even one day. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d095.gif

You would be so busy arguing with John Bonham about all the different ways Led Zeppelin "sucks" that you wouldn't even notice when everybody else walked right out the gates, and hopped the ferry across the River Styx.

[Satan]

Well, they already declared Drumpf the winner on the Republican side, even though Cruz & Kasich were still on the ballot. No projections on the Demoncratic side yet, but last I heard, Bernie had a decent lead....


http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/may/10/west-virginia-nebraska-primaries-live-results



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3RayTF82Uw

[Satan]

MSNBC has called WV for BERNIE! :devildance:

[Kristy]

slave FORD will soon be without his master.

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/11/15/world/CHIMPS/CHIMPS-master768.jpg

Thank fuck.

[twonabomber]

I think I went to school with that chick.

[Kristy]

Not funny, poor boy.

[Kristy]

That's me on Crappy Days
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/716/Happy316MartaKober.jpg

I played the "drug addict" I even got to blow Fonzie. He had such a small Jewish dick.

[cadaverdog]

that's me on crappy days
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i played the "drug addict" i even got to blow fonzie. He had such a small jewish dick.Looking good. Don't know how I attached that other image or how to get rid of it.

[cadaverdog]

Looking good.
Not.