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Seshmeister
07-29-2016, 09:43 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/colo-portable-toilet-peeping-tom-nabbed-peeper-luke-chrisco-confesses-spying-yoga-fest-article-1.132740

Kristy's ex finally brought to justice...? :)

Colo. portable toilet Peeping Tom nabbed; peeper Luke Chrisco confesses to spying at yoga fest

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The Colorado Porta-Pervert has finally come clean.

Luke Chrisco, 30, a lanky local wingnut and aspiring New Age gigolo in Boulder, Colo., admitted he crept into the basin of a portable toilet during a yoga festival earlier this month to spy on women.

"I was…doing a little bit of yoga, and I'm just seeing all these goddesses," Chrisco said during a jailhouse interview with FOX31 Denver. "It seems crazy, but I just felt like I was being blessed by their energy."

The Peeping John admitted to watching several women before getting caught – at one point hopping from an unused toilet to a "busy one" in order to catch more women during private moments.

Chrisco said he's been a serial peeper for years, and insisted that the latest spying session wasn't as stomach turning as it seemed.

"There's bacteria in there, but to me it's just normal...we all have bodily fluids," he told the station. "It seems terrible, but it didn't actually smell that bad or anything.

"I still would have done it even if it smelled a little weird, because where there is muck, there is gold," he said.

Chrisco was stopped in Vail on Thursday for panhandling and was arrested after a cop noticed he matched the description of Boulder's Sani-Jon sneak.

He was nearly collared at the Hanuman Yoga Festival on June 17 after a woman noticed something moving in the toilet and grabbed a security guard.

After allegedly locking himself inside, he suddenly burst out and fled on foot, covered in feces, cops said.

Chrisco told Boulder's Daily Camera that he started spying on women while traveling through Europe several years ago.

He and some friends went to a recreation center in France, where he snuck into the girl's locker room and hid inside a broken vent.

"These chicks started showing up that I never had a chance with," he told the paper. "But I figured at least I can see them change or something. I've come to know how interesting they are."

Cops in Boulder believe he's been watching women in bathrooms all over town, and they have been telling local businesses to check for peepholes.

The Grand Junction, Colo. native also allegedly ran several porn websites out of a hostel he was living in near University of Colorado and advertised his services as a male escort, alternatively using the noms de porn, "Skye Oryan" or "BunnyMan."

But he insisted it was all for love, not money.

"I wanted to start a new goddess religion," he told the Camera. "I always wanted to be a pimp or create a church of porn or a church of tantric, someplace people could be spiritual but also instinctual."

Chrisco told FOX31 that the portable toilet incident was a dumb idea, but he didn't mean any harm.

"I would rather put a gun to my head than scare anyone or hurt anyone," he said.

He faces charges of unlawful sexual contact and criminal invasion of privacy. He was being held on $2,500 bond for both the Boulder and Vail charges.

twonabomber
07-29-2016, 03:35 PM
What a shitty hobby.