Steven Seagal Bolt of Lightning

[Seshmeister]

Classic 'What The Fuckery' from Mr Seagull. Actually clinically mad or a spoof? He'll probably be president at some point...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IId64OJdCKM

[Kristy]

F A T chick with a beer belly. Typical of slave SESH

[Nitro Express]

Classic 'What The Fuckery' from Mr Seagull. Actually clinically mad or a spoof? He'll probably be president at some point...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IId64OJdCKM

He might be president of Russia after Putin kicks it. Putin gave Seagal Russian citizenship.


https://youtu.be/GSzj7DsHSfw

[Seshmeister]

LOL I had forgotten about that... :)

[Nitro Express]

Seagal should come out with his own line of Russian vodka now. Call it Comrade Seagal's Vodka and maybe a Russian bride service to go with it.

[Hardrock69]

With a specialized focus on alcoholic Russian brides.

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