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FORD
05-20-2017, 04:33 PM
Nation Favors Travel Ban on Person Who Has Recently Visited Muslim Country
By Andy Borowitz 12:00 P.M.

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RIYADH (The Borowitz Report (http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/nation-favors-travel-ban-on-person-who-has-recently-visited-muslim-country))—In a notable shift of public opinion, a substantial majority of Americans now favor a travel ban on a person who has recently visited a Muslim country, a new poll shows.

According to the poll, if such a person travelled to a country in the Middle East, for example, he should be subjected to extreme vetting before he is allowed to return to the United States.

If, in the course of such vetting, the person is found to have recently engaged in activities to undermine or even destroy American democracy in collaboration with a foreign enemy, he should be barred forever from entering the U.S., poll respondents agreed.

In sizable numbers, those polled “strongly agreed” with the statement, “Any American who travels to a Muslim country with the intention of selling them deadly weapons should not be allowed to return.”

Finally, a broad majority of poll respondents said that if such a person were to remain outside the borders of the U.S. forever, they would “sleep better at night.”

FORD
05-20-2017, 08:30 PM
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This document is NOT from the Borowitz Report!

FORD
05-20-2017, 08:34 PM
"Do Not Plug In The Microwaves"..... presumably this is so Kellymeth Conway can personally inspect them to make sure they don't have any cameras inside??

9 lbs of uncooked bacon.... in Saudi fucking Arabia?? Is the dumb son of a bitch TRYING to start a war?

Well... at least he picked the right candy for himself....

http://www.americangrocery.co.uk/ekmps/shops/vmadhu/images/airheads-orange-15g-777-p.jpg

Orange and out of control. Truer words were never spoken.

twonabomber
05-21-2017, 01:45 AM
White House tour rider?

FORD
05-21-2017, 01:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-JG8LqB9LA

Kristy
05-21-2017, 01:43 PM
Ghey.

Bernie brats please stop crying

FORD
05-21-2017, 02:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZyMgJY6e08

FORD
05-22-2017, 02:01 PM
https://i.imgur.com/xLIBNEd.jpg

FORD
05-22-2017, 02:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV9_kpWX4i0

FORD
05-22-2017, 03:27 PM
And while the Orange Imbecile is embarassing himself all over the Middle East, it seems that a sinkhole has opened up right next to his Moron-A-Logo estate in Florida. Let's hope it expands and swallows it up. Maybe then Cheeto can stop pretending he doesn't believe in climate change??

Nickdfresh
05-22-2017, 05:03 PM
Not even Melania wants this oaf anymore. The now infamous "hand slap":

https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/.YIeB42GKh44qD6_MWti2Q--/aD0zNzY7dz02MDA7c209MTthcHBpZD15dGFjaHlvbg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/40bee1b565276cb7c796c1d400d0e024

FORD
05-23-2017, 07:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4neRizY3FE

FORD
05-23-2017, 07:55 PM
And he goes for the ass grab too.... Hope that Pope Frank didn't have to see that! :biggrin:

FORD
05-24-2017, 11:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLKVuotyHQw

FORD
05-24-2017, 10:54 PM
And in today's picture.... Ivanka & Malaria look like they dressed for a funeral.... Pope Frank looks like he wishes it was HIS funeral.... and Cheeto has a grin so diabolical that it might fuel rumors of him being the Orange Antichrist....

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2017/05/24/0524-ivanka-melania-donald-trump-pope-gettty-02-1200x630.jpg

Seshmeister
05-24-2017, 11:02 PM
A bunch of weirdos...

Kristy
05-24-2017, 11:57 PM
More slave FORD and slave SESH anti-Catholicism, everybody.

FORD
05-25-2017, 02:12 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXdvbIewwro

Nickdfresh
05-25-2017, 02:15 AM
More slave FORD and slave SESH anti-Catholicism, everybody.

Being Catholic, I'm so offended!!! Kristy, please snuff some Jews to get recompense for this horrible internet atrocity!!

FORD
05-25-2017, 02:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRon95dpSm0

twonabomber
05-25-2017, 09:52 AM
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18664717_1313460315441917_4444949320504162913_n.jp g?oh=9078e25aa76a730a71ff55f9170bb48b&oe=59A8DD28

Kristy
05-25-2017, 10:25 AM
Being Catholic, I'm so offended!!! Kristy, please snuff some Jews to get recompense for this horrible internet atrocity!!


Shut the fuck up. You're about as Catholic as I am a Nobel Peace Prize winner in niceness.

FORD
05-25-2017, 09:38 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WqJkWntgSg

FORD
05-27-2017, 01:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVtA79j6540