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FORD
05-05-2018, 01:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oS4L7oaUKc
Nitro Express
05-05-2018, 02:21 PM
Reminds me of Junior Samples from Hee Haw. One thing for sure. That man probably could score you some good moonshine.
FORD
05-06-2018, 04:42 PM
And then there's this piece of absolute lunacy... which looks like an SNL parody sketch...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1qp85i4Qs
twonabomber
05-06-2018, 05:55 PM
Dennis Kucinich is running for governor. His commercial looks like it was shot in a community college TV studio on an iPhone. Sadly I can't find the commercial online.

Primary is Tuesday but I haven't decided who to vote for. Only sure thing is that it won't be for Mike DeWine, he's about 75 years old and uber Catholic.
FORD
05-06-2018, 06:20 PM
Dennis probably had to do his ads on the cheap because the party establishment (aka the same Hillbots who let Trump win the state in 2016) are backing Cordray.
Seshmeister
05-06-2018, 07:08 PM
Only sure thing is that it won't be for Mike DeWine, he's about 75 years old and uber Catholic.

Yeah don't vote for that guy, also he's against net neutrality.
twonabomber
05-06-2018, 07:11 PM
He whistles when he talks, too.
Nitro Express
05-07-2018, 10:22 AM
Haha! The Republicans don't even want that coal baron in West Virginia to win. He spent some time in jail due to an accident at one of his mines that killed quite a few people. The Rep's are worried if this guy wins the primary the Democrat candidate will mop the floor with him.
FORD
05-07-2018, 11:41 AM
Well, if Joe Manchin wins the Democratic Primary, he's a goddamned useless Republican himself (fucking bastard votes for Cheeto's bullshit all the time) so they would only be worried if Blankenshitforbrains had to run against an actual Democrat.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCMfO8nwVXE
FORD
05-08-2018, 09:42 PM
Looks like Blankenshitforbrains "strategy" failed to reel in the Trumpsucker vote. He's a distant third in the primary.
Unfortunately, Paula Jean Swearingen also lost, so West Virginia is going to have a Republican senator, but most likely the same one they have had since Byrd died. (who laughingly calls himself a "Democrat", though he's voted with Cheeto & the Repukes 99.9999999% of the time)
Seshmeister
05-10-2018, 09:04 AM
Talking of low IQ adverts... :)


https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/32078346_1831906750164917_3054073518162444288_n.jp g?_nc_cat=0&oh=0b0926e6b0ff843b938216c6a133724c&oe=5B8EF1AF
Seshmeister
05-10-2018, 10:21 AM
BTW the guy Blankenship in the original post came 3rd of 6 in the election and got 20% of the vote.

The fact that a guy like that can still get 20% shows just how crazy/dumb some voters are.
Nickdfresh
05-10-2018, 03:00 PM
Talking of low IQ adverts... :)


https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/32078346_1831906750164917_3054073518162444288_n.jp g?_nc_cat=0&oh=0b0926e6b0ff843b938216c6a133724c&oe=5B8EF1AF

It's a clever 'shop actually...
Seshmeister
05-10-2018, 05:12 PM
It's a clever 'shop actually...

Awe.

I should have fact checked it was a bit too good to be true.
Nickdfresh
05-11-2018, 01:39 AM
Awe.

I should have fact checked it was a bit too good to be true.

It ran around Facebook for a bit, but then someone pointed out sometimes fiction is truer than truth...