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FORD
11-06-2018, 11:12 AM
And let's kick it off with a text I got last night, supposedly from the Orange Imbecile himself....


POTUS: Election is tomorrow. We need to defeat the liberal mob! ANY GIFT to our Get Out the Vote Fund in the NEXT HOUR will be TRIPLED: http://bit.ly/2qC6IjH

Thankfully, this did NOT come from the Official Presidential Emergency Text channel. Just one of those con artist numbers... the same one who calls your aging relatives and claims to be the "IRS" (who now apparently have an office in Mumbai)

FORD
11-06-2018, 11:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqDvfaHXAE

And yes, that is Tommy Chong :bong:

Kristy
11-06-2018, 11:26 AM
Oh, that's fucking great. slave FORD is going to keep us all "informed" with that F A T asshole and his annoying Stepford Armenian sidekick. Well, we're fucked. Maybe 2020?

FORD
11-06-2018, 11:30 AM
https://i.imgur.com/I0s6bC7.png

Kristy
11-06-2018, 11:32 AM
Let me know when this pea-brained fuckstick bothers to show up
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/Jimmy_Dore_by_Gage_Skidmore_2.jpg/220px-Jimmy_Dore_by_Gage_Skidmore_2.jpg

FORD
11-06-2018, 11:46 AM
Well, TYT is apparently streaming live all day, starting at about 11:00 AM, so I wouldn't be surprised if Jimmy Dore shows up at some point, so they can rotate various people in and out of the panel all day.

Jimmy hasn't been on the daily TYT show for a while though. He seems to keep busy with the "Aggressive Progressive" episodes & his own show.

FORD
11-06-2018, 11:47 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a29nQoTwano

FORD
11-06-2018, 11:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BcXcZfMWAU

FORD
11-06-2018, 01:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0DUJLc52Kw

Kristy
11-06-2018, 01:47 PM
More like the "Farted Retarded"

FORD
11-06-2018, 04:43 PM
rawstory.com
'This is suppression': Voting machines with missing power cords force hundreds of black Georgia voters to wait

David Edwards
06 Nov 2018 at 14:21 ET


Hundreds of voters were stuck in line at one Georgia precinct on Tuesday after election officials failed to provide power cords for the voting machines.

One man explained the situation as he captured video of what appeared to be mostly African-American voters stuck in a long line.

“Election day started an hour ago in my neighborhood and we don’t have cords to plug in the voting machines,” the man said. “We all knew that voting was today and only in my neighborhood people are waiting an hour after the polls open to vote. And [election officials] are saying that we don’t have power cords.”

“The building is full of power, no power cords,” the man noted. “All of these dedicated people waiting to vote. This is what we call voter suppression. This is what we go through to vote.”

The Atlanta Journal Constitution confirmed that the Helene S. Mills precinct in Old Fourth Ward had a “power cord issue.”

Fulton County spokesperson April Majors later insisted that the problem had been resolved.

“It’s up and operating now,” Majors remarked. “Patience is key.”

Gwinnett County Director of Communications Joe Sorenson also told NBC News that officials had identified a problem with power cords in one precinct.

“The machine was not supplied power and was running on battery & the battery ran out,” Sorenson said.



NBC News has confirmed that the issue at Anderson Livsey Elementary in Snellville, GA was indeed a lack of power cords. Gwinnett County Director of Communications Joe Sorenson tells @NBCNews “the machine was not supplied power and was running on battery & the battery ran out” 🤔 https://t.co/YFa45nihXs

— Ayman Mohyeldin (@AymanM) November 6, 2018

FORD
11-06-2018, 05:17 PM
https://i.imgur.com/9djhMTI.png

Kristy
11-06-2018, 06:11 PM
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/906eec28f54c20382c9682f35e05248785a617c6fa62410735 5cccdad677f4a5.png

Nickdfresh
11-06-2018, 10:34 PM
The Republicans are winning the Senate in the worst election map for Demcrats since the Civil War. But the Dems are going to crush the House. They have 199 vs. 178 for Repubs right now...

FORD
11-07-2018, 02:11 AM
The Senators who lost tonight were idiotic corporatist DINOs who vote with Repukes on most of the important issues, so it's not like their replacements will be voting any different.

On the other hand, it will be interesting to see whether the House Democrats grow a collective set of balls and appoint all the leadership positions directly from the Progressive Caucus. If they want to hold on to their majority past 2020, they damn well better do that. :gulp:

FORD
11-07-2018, 02:21 AM
I'm hearing Snotty Walker's reign of Kochwhoring terror is finally over. Details as they come in....

FORD
11-07-2018, 02:31 AM
Assholiated Press confirms on Twatter...


BREAKING: Democrat Tony Evers wins election for governor in Wisconsin. #APracecall at 1:24 a.m. CST. @AP election coverage: http://apne.ws/APPolitics #Election2018 #WIelection

Nitro Express
11-07-2018, 10:07 AM
So Nancy Pelosi becomes the face of the Democrat Party. Haha! Yeah that's a real asset. Just means plenty of crazy antics in the house for two years which believe me, will be nothing to brag about in 2020.

Nitro Express
11-07-2018, 10:13 AM
The Senators who lost tonight were idiotic corporatist DINOs who vote with Repukes on most of the important issues, so it's not like their replacements will be voting any different.

On the other hand, it will be interesting to see whether the House Democrats grow a collective set of balls and appoint all the leadership positions directly from the Progressive Caucus. If they want to hold on to their majority past 2020, they damn well better do that. :gulp:

Nothing is going to change. We will have stalemate and a freak show for two years. Most politicians are bought and owned. Today politicians are above the law. Look at what Hillary has gotten away with. Not just her but many others. Until crooks in political office go to jail for their crimes nothing changes. We ignore the real crooks and waste time having investigations on people they can't dig up any evidence on but the people drowning in evidence of their crimes get away with it.

Nitro Express
11-07-2018, 10:21 AM
Since the Democrats hold the house there is something they need to look into. Government agencies getting direct funding from the Federal Reserve bank. Some of these agencies no longer get their money appropriated by the house but they get it straight from the Fed. All sorts of crazy stuff going on and nobody does anything about it. We have an agency government where the agencies answer to nobody. The US congress today is pretty much a joke of paid off shills who look the other way. They only seem motivated to slag their political competition but this is just a bunch of vultures fighting over a carcass.

Seshmeister
11-07-2018, 10:35 AM
Assholiated Press confirms on Twatter...

As I understand it this is good for your democracy because the Republican gerrymandering in Wisconsin is appalling even by US standards.

Seshmeister
11-07-2018, 10:46 AM
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/906eec28f54c20382c9682f35e05248785a617c6fa62410735 5cccdad677f4a5.png

We're at the point where I honestly had to check if that was a real tweet or not.

FORD
11-07-2018, 10:53 AM
Wisconsin is ground zero with Koch corruption. It was a reliable Democratic state not long ago. Hell, even the football team there is public owned! (Green Bay Packers). It's great that they finally get rid of Snotty Walker, but unfortunately, another dumbass jock with a face like a 12 year old will be replacing the "retiring" Eddie Munster Ryan instead of the "iron mustache" Randy Bryce, who supposedly had a huge lead in the last polls I saw.

As far as the gerrymandering goes, Wisconsin is probably not as bad as some. The shapes of the districts make sense for the most part at least. Though if you look closely at the map, there are a few areas where the borders between districts get a little squiggly.....

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mKtAlGCFL50/Uo4LkJYqvXI/AAAAAAABN-g/vo_Af5S4-YE/s1600/2013.png

Not surprisingly, some of those squiggly lines are in Waukesha county, where a rabid Kochwhore county official named Kathy Nicklaus has habitually manipulated elections for years now.

FORD
11-07-2018, 11:17 AM
Things went better in the Kochs' other favorite state, Kansas. Apparently, even the rabid right wingers in Tornado Alley didn't want noted election stealer & overall racist douchebag Kristopher K. Kobach as their governor. First time they have elected a Democrat in decades, no doubt.

Kristy
11-07-2018, 11:54 AM
The Senators who lost tonight were idiotic corporatist DINOs who vote with Repukes on most of the important issues, so it's not like their replacements will be voting any different.

On the other hand, it will be interesting to see whether the House Democrats grow a collective set of balls and appoint all the leadership positions directly from the Progressive Caucus. If they want to hold on to their majority past 2020, they damn well better do that. :gulp:


While the "Dems" may have a victory I fear it will be short lived with the likes of Perez and Pelousy at the helm. If the "Dems" have any balls at all they would fire both these corrupt fuckers and install new blood (under 30) and politely show them the god damn door. Pelousy is a straight up media whore like the F A T Orange man only he knows how to work the media where she caters to her pseudo-intellectual elitists. Even with this victory it rings hollow as not one god damn Democrat has spoken much on how they are going to improve this country and repair the damage done by the F A T Orange man.


Meanwhile, Colorado elected its first openly gay gov and flipped the Senate to blue. Now if we can just get rid of these god damn F A T fundies and Texans and Californians and east coast fuckrats

Seshmeister
11-07-2018, 12:55 PM
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/45578309_2211433402457849_2652607673576456192_n.jp g?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr3-1.xx&oh=2a99cf6e44712a58d0c1d815abd31c41&oe=5C410411

FORD
11-07-2018, 01:19 PM
Pooty's favorite congressman Dana Rohrabacher apparently lost his house seat. He was also Hagar's favorite congressman, so maybe that explains what the name "Red Rocker" was really all about.

Kristy
11-07-2018, 02:09 PM
Pooty's favorite congressman Dana Rohrabacher apparently lost his house seat.

No fucking way. If true, that is wonderful news.

Kristy
11-07-2018, 02:11 PM
We're at the point where I honestly had to check if that was a real tweet or not.

Oh, it's real all right. Like Gateway Pundit real.

Nitro Express
11-07-2018, 03:56 PM
While the "Dems" may have a victory I fear it will be short lived with the likes of Perez and Pelousy at the helm. If the "Dems" have any balls at all they would fire both these corrupt fuckers and install new blood (under 30) and politely show them the god damn door. Pelousy is a straight up media whore like the F A T Orange man only he knows how to work the media where she caters to her pseudo-intellectual elitists. Even with this victory it rings hollow as not one god damn Democrat has spoken much on how they are going to improve this country and repair the damage done by the F A T Orange man.


Meanwhile, Colorado elected its first openly gay gov and flipped the Senate to blue. Now if we can just get rid of these god damn F A T fundies and Texans and Californians and east coast fuckrats

Not going to happen. The old fucks are too power drunk and they don't want to give it up to some young whipper snappers. What they could do is work with the Republicans on some legislation that would appeal to the Democrat base. They won't do that. They will make the same mistake the Republicans did with Bill Clinton. They will get a house majority impeachment and harass members of Trump's family and staff with indictments and waive that around before the 2020 election. The Republicans waived around Bill Clinton's impeachment and the Republican voting base was pissed because time was wasted on that bullshit instead of real issues that matter. So with the current Dems in charge winning back the house is just going to give them enough rope to hang themselves with. Meanwhile we will have two years of stalemate with nothing being done. Fine with me. I like nothing better than screwing things up more.

Nitro Express
11-07-2018, 03:57 PM
All these politicians act like little kids not wanting to share the toys in the toy box. They all need a good swat.

Sgt Schultz
11-07-2018, 05:33 PM
https://pics.me.me/brady-how-come-the-fbi-can-find-my-stolen-jersey-21695336.png

FORD
11-08-2018, 05:22 PM
Yeah... that's why Cheeto fired the Keebler Elf & neutered Rosenstein less than 12 hours after the election... because nothing "actually happened" :rolleyes:

FORD
11-08-2018, 05:28 PM
Florida & Georgia elections are NOT done..... Florida is going to recount - definitely the governor's race & the senate race. The one that SHOULD also be recounted is Canova vs Scatterbrained-Lush. Poodle head Debbie stole it AGAIN.

The Abrams team in GA is bringing in the lawyers to deal with all the wholesale election fraud committed by KKKemp himself, abusing his office as Secretary of State. Georgia has December runoff elections, and odds are that's where this one is headed. Maybe the F A T guy in the red suit will bring GA a better governor just in time for Xmas?

Seshmeister
11-08-2018, 07:38 PM
https://pics.me.me/brady-how-come-the-fbi-can-find-my-stolen-jersey-21695336.png

What are you talking about? The FBI found plenty of evidence at the time.

Nickdfresh
11-08-2018, 11:22 PM
He's a fucking retard only capable of posting stupid retread and mindless memes that are just nonsense to anyone that reads anything...

jacksmar
11-09-2018, 07:03 AM
https://polination.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/2018_05-27-blue-wave-toilet-meme-e1527426998624.jpg

ZahZoo
11-09-2018, 08:16 AM
While the "Dems" may have a victory I fear it will be short lived with the likes of Perez and Pelousy at the helm. If the "Dems" have any balls at all they would fire both these corrupt fuckers and install new blood (under 30) and politely show them the god damn door. Pelousy is a straight up media whore like the F A T Orange man only he knows how to work the media where she caters to her pseudo-intellectual elitists. Even with this victory it rings hollow as not one god damn Democrat has spoken much on how they are going to improve this country and repair the damage done by the F A T Orange man.


Meanwhile, Colorado elected its first openly gay gov and flipped the Senate to blue. Now if we can just get rid of these god damn F A T fundies and Texans and Californians and east coast fuckrats

I'm not optimistic that the current Democratic leadership will use the House victory to their advantage. There's a great opportunity within their reach to use that majority in the House to drive 2 key issues that would improve the nation overall and gain widespread support heading into 2020... Infrastructure and Health Care.

Both top the list of important issues among voters... there's plenty of room for moderate factions in both parties to come together and the needs of the nation are impossible to ignore. It wouldn't be that difficult to gain traction with this... all that is needed is focus, a commitment to act civilly and motivation to get things done. Three components that most Americans, no matter what party, deeply desire from Washington.

Sgt Schultz
11-09-2018, 10:02 AM
He's a fucking retard only capable of posting stupid retread and mindless memes that are just nonsense to anyone that reads anything...

https://i.imgflip.com/1zwubx.jpg

Nickdfresh
11-09-2018, 10:39 AM
https://polination.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/2018_05-27-blue-wave-toilet-meme-e1527426998624.jpg

You might need to puke up all the alcohol in your system into that toilet, jacks, don't knock it!

Nickdfresh
11-09-2018, 10:42 AM
https://i.imgflip.com/1zwubx.jpg

We can meme out you uneducated white trash retards any day of the week, unless of course they're created by your beloved Soviet GRU Russians....

But you can't express one articulate, coherent thought or write much more than a sentence fragment...

Sgt Schultz
11-09-2018, 12:24 PM
We can meme out you uneducated white trash retards any day of the week, unless of course they're created by your beloved Soviet GRU Russians....

But you can't express one articulate, coherent thought or write much more than a sentence fragment...

https://i2.wp.com/newsamed.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/What-Is-NPC-the-Pro-Trump-Internet%E2%80%99s-New-Favorite-Insult.jpg?resize=735%2C400&ssl=1

FORD
11-09-2018, 12:35 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Rk458fM.png

Sgt Schultz
11-09-2018, 12:38 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/1q4qpz.jpg

jacksmar
11-09-2018, 02:01 PM
We can meme out you uneducated white trash retards any day of the week, unless of course they're created by your beloved Soviet GRU Russians....

But you can't express one articulate, coherent thought or write much more than a sentence fragment...

https://conservativepost.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/1-2-1.jpg

FORD
11-09-2018, 11:25 PM
Ford --

I want to make something very clear: this fight is not about me.

This fight is about making sure our democracy works for and represents everyone who has ever put their faith in it. It’s about fighting for every Georgian who cast a ballot with the promise that their vote would count.

It does not matter if you voted for me or my opponent. Every voter – regardless of party affiliation, race, or region – deserves to have a say in our Georgia.

Right now, our campaign is pouring all of our resources into ensuring every ballot cast is a ballot counted. We are not taking our eyes off of this process, even for a moment.

Because movements for change are not built overnight, and they do not end when polls close. They take WORK. And although this election is currently in overtime, our message remains the same. In fact, it is louder now than it has ever been: We are going to keep our word to Georgians and honor our commitment to voters.

This isn't about vote counts. It is about values. It is about whether we choose to hear every voice and count every vote. Whether we will have a Georgia for the many or a Georgia only for the privileged few. Whether we save a seat at the table for hardworking Georgians across our state – Georgians who came into work late waiting to cast their ballot, or who left work early to get in line – or whether we honor their sacrifice by silencing them.

Their voices deserve to be heard. And that is why we will continue this fight.

My team will reach out over the next few days with updates and ways you can help. But for now, I wanted to let you know that just because Election Day has come and gone, our fight is not over. Our focus is to make sure every voter is heard, and we continue fighting for progress – knowing full well that the better, brighter Georgia we seek is always over the next hill.

Are you still with us?

Yours,

Stacey Abrams

Nickdfresh
11-10-2018, 12:00 AM
https://i.imgflip.com/1q4qpz.jpg

And Sgt Shitz, still autistic and not ever getting laid...

BTW, you seriously mentally fucked assclown! Where the fuck were you during the eight year Obama Administration? You know, the guy whose term was double that of the incomprehensible fuckwit you voted for?

Nickdfresh
11-10-2018, 12:22 AM
https://conservativepost.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/1-2-1.jpg

The Democrats became Republican's you fucktard!!

FORD
11-12-2018, 04:30 PM
Looks like Jeff Flake's Senate Seat just went to Kyrsten Sinema, who calls herself a "democrat", but had one of the most right wing voting records in the House. Laughingly, over at RimJob's Digital Trailer Park, they call her a "Radical Code Pink Activist". (she is none of those, obviously).

Slightly better than her teabagging fringe rival McSilly? Maybe. A reliable Democratic vote in the Senate? Don't bet on it.

Kristy
11-12-2018, 05:13 PM
You fucking Bernie brats are still bitter.

FORD
11-13-2018, 12:32 AM
How many Clinton cult members in the Senate lost their jobs last week?

How many Justice Democrats & Our Revolution candidates got elected to the House? (not to mention the two who may still become governors in two Southern states if the votes are actually counted)

The Results speak for themselves... and anybody with two functional brain cells to rub together can see which direction the Democratic party needs to go in 2020.

Sgt Schultz
11-13-2018, 08:35 AM
And Sgt Shitz, still autistic and not ever getting laid...

BTW, you seriously mentally fucked assclown! Where the fuck were you during the eight year Obama Administration? You know, the guy whose term was double that of the incomprehensible fuckwit you voted for?
https://i.redd.it/m6yfmytks4hz.png

Kristy
11-13-2018, 10:18 AM
The Results speak for themselves... and anybody with two functional brain cells to rub together can see which direction the Democratic party needs to go in 2020.

Exactly. As far away from you Bernie brats as they can get.

FORD
11-13-2018, 10:20 AM
Sure.... if losing 1200 seats since 2010 isn't enough for you.

Kristy
11-13-2018, 10:33 AM
Why bother putting real Democrats or Trump supporters up for primaries at all slave FORD? Why doesn't Putin just send you his list of candidates?

Easier than all that Russian crap, surely.

Can you think of a good Russian candidate? I bet you can.

FORD
11-13-2018, 11:18 AM
The REAL Democrats are the ones who won last week. The ones who lost - Claire McAsshole, Joe Donnelly, etc - are the same ones who lost in 2010, 2014, and 2016. The neolib Clinton Cult DINO DLC phonies.

Russian candidates didn't do so well either. Just ask Hagar's favorite congressman Dana Dipshit.

Sgt Schultz
11-13-2018, 01:14 PM
https://pics.me.me/communism-democratic-socialism-11716021.png

FORD
11-15-2018, 02:53 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ZoLhP07.png

Kristy
11-15-2018, 06:08 PM
I'm not optimistic that the current Democratic leadership will use the House victory to their advantage. There's a great opportunity within their reach to use that majority in the House to drive 2 key issues that would improve the nation overall and gain widespread support heading into 2020... Infrastructure and Health Care.

Both of those are irrelevant. You want to really know who won these god damn midterms? Billionaires. That's who. This is exactly what slave FORD and his fucking retarded Young Jerk Offs also fail to understand. The 2018 midterms have now been recorded as being the most expensive congressional elections in American history, with an estimated $5.2 billion raised and spent by Election Day, according to data collected and reported by the Center for Responsive Politics (CRP). That story here:

https://www.opensecrets.org/news/2018/11/2018-wrap-up-am/

Claims a 35% increase over the previous midterm record in 2014, it exceeds the money spent on congressional races during the 2016 presidential election year. So you know who won? Nope, not Social Security (which the Democrats are going to gut anyway), health care, or the fact that the F A T Orange man is mentally ill. It was Wall Street.

Not only that, you now have Wall street corporate asshags like Pelousy back in the driver's seat spewing on on how she wants to "reach agreements with the F A T Orange man on a range of budget and policy issues" in order to “clear the decks." So kiss your pension goodbye. Pelousy will not change anything for the betterment of the working class only exacerbate the F A T Orange man' destructive capitalist interest. So this whole motherfucking "Blue Wave" nonsense was nothing more than marketing scam upon which $5 billion was spent, provided mainly by billionaire oligarchs, to revamp the personnel and alter the balance of power in Congress and in state houses to more effectively continue the transfer of wealth from the working class right back into the pockets to the oligarchy. What do you expect with major corporate money that this time went to the Democrats than the Rethuglicons simply because the F A T Orange man is too unstable for them.

https://ewedit.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/hillary-clinton-bruce-springsteen.jpg
Scary monsters (and super creeps)

So once again, America's working class got fucked over. The Democrats used the midterms to deepen their orientation to privileged and wealthy layers of the upper class. For fuck's sake the majority of the House seats that were hand picked came from wealthy suburbs. Maybe a dozen tokens came from contingent of former military, intelligence and State Department territories and were also hand-picked recruited as candidates by the party leadership. Something slave FORD and his fucking retarded "aggressive democrats" don't understand because they don't exist.


Both top the list of important issues among voters... there's plenty of room for moderate factions in both parties to come together and the needs of the nation are impossible to ignore. It wouldn't be that difficult to gain traction with this... all that is needed is focus, a commitment to act civilly and motivation to get things done. Three components that most Americans, no matter what party, deeply desire from Washington.

Well, that's not going to happen and you know it. The Democrats, like the god damn Rethuglicons before them have no agenda other than the intensification of America's increasing police state. So...where's the talk of mild reforms broached early on in the campaign by so-called “aggressive Democrats" such as “Medicare and free pussy and college all” and the dismantling of the Gestapo-like Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency? Nope, what Wall Street wants, Wall Street gets and that doesn't include you or me. It never did.

ZahZoo
11-16-2018, 06:14 AM
So over $5 billion spent... I have to wonder how many who wasted their money got home and looked into the empty bag to enjoy their purchase..?

What a waste of money...

Sgt Schultz
11-16-2018, 12:06 PM
We can meme out you uneducated white trash retards any day of the week


White College-grad men
53% Trump
39% Clinton

https://www.cnn.com/election/2016/results/exit-polls

Nickdfresh
11-17-2018, 12:54 AM
White College-grad men
53% Trump
39% Clinton

https://www.cnn.com/election/2016/results/exit-polls

And almost no women. ITT Tech doesn't count, dummy....

FORD
11-18-2018, 10:29 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl1QfbXBRGo

FORD
11-21-2018, 12:08 PM
One of the races still undecided is the Mississippi Senate race with fomer Clinton flunkie Mike Espy running against a racist Confederate Republican bitch who likes to dream about attending public hangings.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sIOJ7r3cTQ

And apparently, that was just a little too far over the Mason-Dixon line for even WalMart to justify......

https://crooksandliars.com/files/stockphotos/img_20181120_084118.jpg

Will she return the money? I'll bet her fellow racists are already working on a "Go Fund Me" page. Would be ironic as Hell if they called for a boycott of WalMart.......

Kristy
11-21-2018, 01:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl1QfbXBRGo

Oh, Jesus fuck. She never has anything to say.