Big John Little John

[ELVIS]

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Hugs, kisses to the cheek, affectionate touching of the face, caressing of the back, grabbing of the arm, fingers to the neck, rubbing of the knees...

John Kerry and John Edwards can't keep their hands off each other!

In the past 48 hours, "candidate handling" has become the top buzz on the trail.

News photographers have been going wild with photos of the two Johns.

"I've been covering Washington and politics for 30 years. I can say I've never seen this much touching between two men, publicly," e-mailed one wire photographer.

When asked if the Johns are acting out a cynical focus group series of poses -- perhaps to show warmth to the chilly Bush/Cheney -- a Kerry spokesperson explained: "I think we're just seeing genuine affection between them."

But the spokesperson added, "I hope we do not see them wearing matching outfits when they ride bikes this weekend."


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[WACF]

Is that most likely your next prez?

[ELVIS]

No

[Pink Spider]

Edwards is a millionaire. There could be some truth in this. ;)

[diamondD]

Edwards is worth more than Bush and Cheney combined at $70 million dollars estimated worth.

[Pink Spider]

I wonder why Republicans don't like him?

With that kind of money, Kerry is probably filing for divorce this weekend. :D

[Lincoln]

Holy Hell, I wonder if this is freaking out their wives?

"Johnny will you gaze into my eyes like you did John's today, please."

[diamondD]

Originally posted by Pink Spider
I wonder why Republicans don't like him?

With that kind of money, Kerry is probably filing for divorce this weekend. :D

That's a good one! But, with an estimated value of over $1 billion combined with his wife, he'll probably stay put.

[Seshmeister]

Probably some idiots advisiors in their campaign team's 'brilliant idea'...

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

id stay with any ugly bitch for that kinda kash

[BITEYOASS]

I'd call the matchup, the golddigger ticket! :D

[Lqskdiver]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Probably some idiots advisiors in their campaign team's 'brilliant idea'...

You are sooo correct. Years from now after they had LOST the election they WILL BE kicking themselves for ever going along...wondering "what the fuck were we thinking".

:D

BTW, who YOU voting for, SHESH?

;)

[Big Train]

At least if he is elected, we know who is giving the presidential blowjobs. As we all know, interns are "inappropriate" for such matters...

[Wayne L.]

I thought the the Kerry/Edwards ticket was running for president & vice president of the U. S. against Bush/Cheney but it looks like John Kerry has finally found his trophy VP in John Edwards in more ways than one!!!