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Sarge

07-09-2004, 10:56 AM

Men who cheat and the women who make them cheat

It's a fact. Men cheat. So do women, but I won't focus on that. I will instead delve into the reasons that women force men into cheating on their wives.

As with every decision a man makes, there are reasons and underlying issues behind the decision for men to cheat on their wives. This doesn't apply to men who just have girlfriends, because honestly, if you're not married, it can't be considered cheating.

Men are creatures of instinct. We do what we want if it pleases us. The only things that stop us from doing these things are societal restraints, and moral taboos that are placed upon us in our daily lives. If you strip away these layers of bullshit that are thrown in our faces, telling us what we can, and can't do, then all you are left with are the primal urges that we as a species depend on for survival. Are these primal urges so wrong? Just because we are told that we can't cheat, does that make it right? Who are they tell us what to do? Who are THEY anyway?

I call shenanigans on society.

Want to know why men cheat?

The real reason we cheat?

Because, women make us cheat.

For you married men, go ahead. Ask your wife tonight if you can teabag her. Unless your wife is a gift from God, or a nymphomaniac, odds are she'll say no. Sometimes, just sometimes, a man needs to give his wife a good teabagging, just to show her he cares.

By denying us this, you force us to find other means of teabagging, namely a cheap Costa Rican prostitute that will get strange for some change, holla for a dolla, and fuck for a buck.

Most men don't want to cheat. They would be happily complacent in busting a nut in their wife's face on a daily basis, but the reality is that your wife won't let you get away with that.

I wonder why that is? Most women will say that it's demeaning and unnecessary. That's such utter shit. How is it demeaning? The only people that will know about it are you and your husband (and possibly his entire bowling team.)

So you're afraid that your husband will tell his buddies about your sexual escapades?

Here's a little secret.

The truth is, he's doing you a favor by telling his friends that you let him titty-fuck you last night and bust in your face.

His friends will admire you. They won't say "Jesus, your wife is a fucking whore."

What they will say is "God, that's awesome. Your wife is the shit. I wish my wife would do that for me."

Unfortunately, most women won't let their husbands release their inner beast and allow him to unleash his seminal fury all over their pretty little faces.

Instead, you call him a filthy pig, give him a dirty look, and roll over in bed, withholding sex from him for the better part of a month. Perhaps longer, if you're a real cunt.

So what do we do? Do we just keep masturbating, or do we find a hot little stripper named Candy, who dresses up in little Catholic school girl outfits and wears pigtails, and will do anything and everything you ask her to?

When faced with those options, I think it's quite clear what we're going to do. We're going to call up Candy from the nearest payphone, rent the Jungle room at the not-so-local Kew Motor Inn for four hours, and have the best sex of our lives.

So, you see, it's not our faults we cheat. We do it because we have to. If you loved us as much as you say you do, you wouldn't make us cheat. You would go take a yoga class, and learn to contort your bodies into exciting new positions, giving us no reason to call Candy up.

You have no one to blame but yourselves.

Carmine

07-09-2004, 11:02 AM

ohhh so true!

Figs

07-09-2004, 11:05 AM

Why do wives close their eyes while engaging in intercourse?
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Because they cant stand to see their husbands having a good time

Carmine

07-09-2004, 11:07 AM

"why do men close their eyes while having sex?

because they are thinking about some else!

Figs

07-09-2004, 11:17 AM

Why do married men usually die before their wives?
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.because they want to.

Carmine

07-09-2004, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by Figs
Why do married men usually die before their wives?
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LOL:D

pkolb

07-09-2004, 02:13 PM

Thanks a lot, Sarge. Just popped the teabag question to my wife and it didn't go over so well. Looks like I'm in new jack city. Oh well. At least there's some good spank material over in the picture archives.

SoCalChelle

07-09-2004, 02:21 PM

I dunno, I've had men cheat on me and I've always been open to pretty much anything. I think men cheat because they're pigs. LOL :)

Carmine

07-09-2004, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
I dunno, I've had men cheat on me and I've always been open to pretty much anything. I think men cheat because they're pigs. LOL :)

...anything

SoCalChelle

07-09-2004, 02:25 PM

was that a question?

Fabulous Shadow

07-09-2004, 03:03 PM

I think it was an offer...

Carmine

07-09-2004, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I think it was an offer...

replying to both of you... it was a question and an offer.

jacksmar

07-09-2004, 03:11 PM

My buddy is a former porn star and moved back to our hometown and got a job at the local gas station. It’s kind of weird though. When he fills up the gas tank, just before it starts to run out he pulls the nozzle out and sprays a couple gallons all over the trunk of the car.

Men cheat because women start using phrases that begin with:

I don’t like………
You don’t……
We never……
I can’t ……..
You can’t ……
You’re not listening……….

After a while all you here from her is beee, beee, beee, beee, beee, beee, beee, beee.
Truth?
Don’t ask any question I don’t need to hear.
Tell me a thousand times or I’ll forget. You know why? Because “it” wasn’t important to me.
Be naked a whole fucking lot. Don’t underestimate this one. The prude is living with Dad. Save your embarrassment for when the kid dancing with you at the wedding I didn’t want to go to in the first place yanks your dress down off your boobs. You can be embarrassed then because it’s now on video.
I do only want to do the things I like. That’s why I like them.
Backrubs. You’ll be surprised at what comes back to you tenfold if you do this once a week. Flowers for no reason, diamonds, necklaces, shopping sprees, visiting your parents, a night at the casino, dancing, a limo ride to a nice restaurant, day spa, hair dresser.
Strip before you get into bed were I can see. Even if you’re going to put on those lousy sweats and the Hello Kitty nightshirt.
Invite me into the shower to use the handheld shower head on your “button”.
Change perfumes.
Don’t be afraid to have sex outside if the moment is right.
And yes I want you to have sex with your best friend. I don’t have to be there, just video tape the deal and don’t make a habit of it.

Did I miss anything? Ladies?

:D

Fabulous Shadow

07-09-2004, 03:17 PM

Ok Ladies so here's the deal...

If you let him cum in your face, he wont cheat...

BUT!

If you dont... Not only does your make up stay nicely applied but you are now privied to the " You did it so I can too Fuck" with Mr Young stud down the street!

REVENGE
The folksy bit of wisdom that declares "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" probably had its origin in a broken marriage resulting from a husband's infidelity. When a woman finds lipstick stains on her husband's clothing or unfamiliar condoms in his pocket, it brings out the worst in her. Especially if she has been a devoted wife and mother who has sacrificed her career for the sake of her husband and family. Some women admit that they have embarked upon affairs only after their husbands confessed to or were caught in their own indiscretions. For these women, revenge is sweetest when they keep it to themselves.

Carmine

07-09-2004, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Ok Ladies so here's the deal...

If you let him cum in your face, he wont cheat...

BUT!

If you dont... Not only does your make up stay nicely applied but you are now privied to the " You did it so I can too Fuck" with Mr Young stud down the street!

REVENGE
The folksy bit of wisdom that declares "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" probably had its origin in a broken marriage resulting from a husband's infidelity. When a woman finds lipstick stains on her husband's clothing or unfamiliar condoms in his pocket, it brings out the worst in her. Especially if she has been a devoted wife and mother who has sacrificed her career for the sake of her husband and family. Some women admit that they have embarked upon affairs only after their husbands confessed to or were caught in their own indiscretions. For these women, revenge is sweetest when they keep it to themselves.

hello, allow me to intoduce myself... I am " Mr. young stud down the street"...

Mezro

07-09-2004, 03:29 PM

Men cheat because they got married in the first place.

Marriage changes the dynamics of most good relationships and creates stress where there used to be satisfaction. Plus, eating the same meal for the rest of your life gets old.

Both sexes are to blame: men for settling and marrying the first hog they net and women for denying sex/using sex as a form of leverage, squeezing out kids and gaining vast amounts of unwanted weight.

Yeah, I'll get some heat from the ladies here but so what. From my point of view, date to your hearts content, break up when the feeling is no longer there and never, ever marry them or have kids unless you want to fuck up your life for good.

Mezro...no kids, no child support, no lazy fat ass sitting around and making a career out of raising kids on my dime..ahhhh...more money for Mezro.....

Fabulous Shadow

07-09-2004, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by DLRoswegony
hello, allow me to intoduce myself... I am " Mr. young stud down the street"...

LMAO! Cept arnt you... My Happily married with 2 kids???

Fabulous Shadow

07-09-2004, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by Mezro
Men cheat because they got married in the first place.

Marriage changes the dynamics of most good relationships and creates stress where there used to be satisfaction. Plus, eating the same meal for the rest of your life gets old.

Both sexes are to blame: men for settling and marrying the first hog they net and women for denying sex/using sex as a form of leverage, squeezing out kids and gaining vast amounts of unwanted weight.

Yeah, I'll get some heat from the ladies here but so what. From my point of view, date to your hearts content, break up when the feeling is no longer there and never, ever marry them or have kids unless you want to fuck up your life for good.

Mezro...no kids, no child support, no lazy fat ass sitting around and making a career out of raising kids on my dime..ahhhh...more money for Mezro.....

Fabulous Shadow

07-09-2004, 03:32 PM

Carmine

07-09-2004, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
LMAO! Cept arnt you... My Happily married with 2 kids???

"happily married" ??????? please help I confused!

Mezro

07-09-2004, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
SMART MAN! You'd be my husbands hero!

A woman who agrees? Wow Fab, you just moved up my respect list:D

Mezro...i am the hero to all married men...because I'm free:p

jacksmar

07-09-2004, 03:50 PM

Why men cheat? SEX!
If there were no women SEX! to cheat with, then there would be no cheating. SEX!
It’s the next best thing to being there. SEX!

I really SEX! Think it comes down to SEX! The fact that a lot SEX! Of men are just a little insecure SEX! about what they want in or out of life. SEX!
The fact is usually SEX! men are happy with the SEX! wife and kids deal and SEX! a deal on the side SEX! is like getting extra tequila and whipped cream SEX! with the marriage deal. SEX!

The best part about SEX! is the SEX! SEX! is fun just about anywhere SEX! that you can imagine SEX! And a good wife SEX! sees to this need SEX!

If I missed something, let me know.

Carmine

07-09-2004, 03:52 PM

pretty much sums it up...LOL

SoCalChelle

07-09-2004, 03:58 PM

How about the guys that are getting plenty of SEX! at home and cheat anyways? How do you explain that?

jacksmar

07-09-2004, 04:06 PM

Well, you’ve opened up a whole new topic, now haven’t you? Plenty?

4 times a week plenty. 5 times a week satisfying. Throw a twice in the day in there one day a week and we’ve arrived at plenty.

Can't see too many men that would want to get away from that. That might even make me work a little harder at my job.;)

Carmine

07-09-2004, 04:13 PM

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
How about the guys that are getting plenty of SEX! at home and cheat anyways? How do you explain that?

I cant, but could you tell me if any of these wives have sisters?

Figs

07-09-2004, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
How about the guys that are getting plenty of SEX! at home and cheat anyways? How do you explain that?

it's always more fun with someone new

Keeyth

07-09-2004, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by jacksmar

The fact is usually SEX! men are happy with the SEX! wife and kids deal and SEX! a deal on the side SEX! is like getting extra tequila and whipped cream SEX! with the marriage deal. SEX!

Your political views might be bullshit to me, but that line there is classic!!!:D

We finally agree on something!!;)

Keeyth

07-09-2004, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
How about the guys that are getting plenty of SEX! at home and cheat anyways? How do you explain that?

See Mezro's posting about eating the same meal every day...:D

Keeyth

07-09-2004, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
LMAO! Cept arnt you... My Happily married with 2 kids???

So? Doesn't mean were not still the Mr. Young Stud down the street!!:D

Keeyth

07-09-2004, 04:29 PM

Carmine

07-09-2004, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by Keeyth
Mezro... ...cool guy, albeit young, but has no idea the joy kids can bring into the equation...

true- the kids are the equation.

Carmine

07-09-2004, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
LMAO! Cept arnt you... My Happily married with 2 kids???

no thats my neighbor.

Fabulous Shadow

07-09-2004, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
How about the guys that are getting plenty of SEX! at home and cheat anyways? How do you explain that?

Let me have a crack at it... In terms only us women can understand...

It's like walking into the kitchen and seeing a chocolate cake sitting on the counter. It looks good; it smells good. Your not hungry, but you will eat the cake anyway.

Fabulous Shadow

07-09-2004, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by Keeyth
Mezro... ...cool guy, albeit young, but has no idea the joy kids can bring into the equation...

Excellent point!

Keeyth

07-09-2004, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Let me have a crack at it... In terms only us women can understand...

It's like walking into the kitchen and seeing a chocolate cake sitting on the counter. It looks good; it smells good. Your not hungry, but you will eat the cake anyway.

Great analogy... ...'cuz I'm married, but I wanna have your cake... ...and eat it too!!;) :D :eek:

Jano

07-09-2004, 05:35 PM

If you really love your women,you don't cheat because you don't care about the other one.If you cheat ,you're just in lust not in love!

Jano

07-09-2004, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Let me have a crack at it... In terms only us women can understand...

It's like walking into the kitchen and seeing a chocolate cake sitting on the counter. It looks good; it smells good. Your not hungry, but you will eat the cake anyway.
-But ,with some experience you know that too much cake can make you sick!

Mezro

07-09-2004, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by Keeyth
Mezro... ...cool guy, albeit young, but has no idea the joy kids can bring into the equation...

I don't know Keeyth; I think there are plenty of good Dads (you included) who really love their kids while other guys feel "painted into a corner" because they had pups just to keep their wife happy.

To me, kids just suck away available capital; I'd rather have a new 7 series than pay for tuition.

Mezro...my life is plenty busy/happy/full without them

Keeyth

07-09-2004, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by Jano
If you really love your women,you don't cheat because you don't care about the other one.If you cheat ,you're just in lust not in love!

Not true. I wish it was, but Sarge is right. It's an animal instinct. Even though we may love the one we're with, it's always nice to try that 'first time' experience again with someone, and some of us thrill seekers enjoy the taboo quality of the side affair. It's wrong, but I'm just being honest.

Keeyth

07-09-2004, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by Mezro
I don't know Keeyth; I think there are plenty of good Dads (you included) who really love their kids while other guys feel "painted into a corner" because they had pups just to keep their wife happy.

To me, kids just suck away available capital; I'd rather have a new 7 series than pay for tuition.

Mezro...my life is plenty busy/happy/full without them

Well, it's really not something you can understand until you have one... ...but I admit, I loved my freedom, and am quite happy with my life so long as I can have the occasional indiscretion... ...I may take heat from the ladies for saying that, but at least I'm being honest. I used to be in a rock band, and would get all the finest hot chicks, but even then, my rocker/party mentality and my overly enthusiastic cock would lead me astray on many occasions...

Mezro

07-09-2004, 05:57 PM

Quick follow up thought: on the MUNI (the street car here in SF) the other day I saw a pretty whipped Dad. He had one kid strapped to his back (on some sort of velcro fastened torture rack) another one clinging to his chest (that poor kid; milk does not come from a hairy nipple) and he was pushing this tubby looking reject in a stroller. That is happiness? Man, that is fucking hell!

Now I'm guessing Mr. Mom was in his mid 30's but he had that worn down look (and bad Old Navy clothing) that made him appear to be in his early 50's. It was obvious that these 3 piles of flesh were not children but vampire leeches sucking the very existence from his shell.

Mezro...i laughed at the fucker and went to have dinner with my japanese girlfriend

Mezro

07-09-2004, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by Keeyth
and am quite happy with my life so long as I can have the occasional indiscretion... ...I may take heat from the ladies for saying that, but at least I'm being honest.

Fuck and be free brother, fuck and be free:D

Mezro...I'm not going to tell

Keeyth

07-09-2004, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by Mezro
Quick follow up thought: on the MUNI (the street car here in SF) the other day I saw a pretty whipped Dad. He had one kid strapped to his back (on some sort of velcro fastened torture rack) another one clinging to his chest (that poor kid; milk does not come from a hairy nipple) and he was pushing this tubby looking reject in a stroller. That is happiness? Man, that is fucking hell!

Now I'm guessing Mr. Mom was in his mid 30's but he had that worn down look (and bad Old Navy clothing) that made him appear to be in his early 50's. It was obvious that these 3 piles of flesh were not children but vampire leeches sucking the very existence from his shell.

Mezro...i laughed at the fucker and went to have dinner with my japanese girlfriend

Too bad for that guy, but that is not my reality at all... ...but before I had one, I never would have understood either what would make someone want to give up their freedom. You find out you aren't giving up, you're gaining once it happens...

Keeyth

07-09-2004, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by Mezro
Fuck and be free brother, fuck and be free:D

Mezro...I'm not going to tell

Here's to not blocking the COCK!! :D

Cheers!

Fabulous Shadow

07-09-2004, 06:05 PM

Mez... Are you my hubbies alias? You sound JUST LIKE HIM!!

Guitar Shark

07-09-2004, 07:56 PM

Men cheat on their women because their women get old, fat, naggy and saggy.

Mezro

07-09-2004, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Mez... Are you my hubbies alias? You sound JUST LIKE HIM!!

I think I echo the sentiment of many men Fab; guys are starting to say "no" to the pressure women put on them to start a family.

Mezro...I'm not your hubbie baby...I'm fully shaved;)

Panamark

07-10-2004, 01:28 AM

Ive never cheated on a woman. But I can understand how it happens. Sarge made some good points, in fact its genetically ingrained into men to try and reproduce as much as possible. Natures own species survival.

I think in relationships where the couple are not really in Love, its also
more likely to happen. If you genuinely love the person, its a mark of
respect and trust not to fuck somebody else, even if your primal urges are telling you to do so...

I believe its possible to be totally in love with a woman, and remain faithful on the strength of that love. (Whether you have sex daily, weekly, monthly, whatever) If the love and respect is there, you dont
seek it elsewhere.

But if the love aint there, and the woman totally withholds sex, or uses it as leverage weapon,

Fuck yeah !! Primal urge time, bring it on BABY !!

lms2

07-10-2004, 01:33 AM

That is a very nice post Panamark.

Fabulous Shadow

07-10-2004, 01:34 AM

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Men cheat on their women because their women get old, fat, naggy and saggy.

Is that why your getting married AGAIN? I bet the New Mrs Smelly Shark would LOVE to see your thought on this subject!

Panamark

07-10-2004, 01:59 AM

Originally posted by lms2
That is a very nice post Panamark.

Thankyou :)

Jano

07-10-2004, 04:14 AM

Originally posted by Panamark
Ive never cheated on a woman. But I can understand how it happens. Sarge made some good points, in fact its genetically ingrained into men to try and reproduce as much as possible. Natures own species survival.

I think in relationships where the couple are not really in Love, its also
more likely to happen. If you genuinely love the person, its a mark of
respect and trust not to fuck somebody else, even if your primal urges are telling you to do so...

I believe its possible to be totally in love with a woman, and remain faithful on the strength of that love. (Whether you have sex daily, weekly, monthly, whatever) If the love and respect is there, you dont
seek it elsewhere.

But if the love aint there, and the woman totally withholds sex, or uses it as leverage weapon,

Fuck yeah !! Primal urge time, bring it on BABY !!
-Nothing to add,great tought Pana!

hard rock

03-21-2005, 01:34 PM

A guy once asked another guy who was getting married. arent you going to get sick and tired of screwing the same woman over and over everyday for the rest of your life.

the other guy looks over at the guy who asked the question and said i dont know you tell me do you get bored using the same 2 hands to jack off the rest of you life.

moral of the story, married, single its all the same. Be creative and spice things up.

Jérôme Frenchise

03-21-2005, 01:43 PM

Men will be tempted to cheat. Can't help it! It's only a matter of TESTOSTERONE...
We are subjected to those nice buns 'n' tits we come up against. Then, hormones will sometimes get the best of us.

wiseguy

03-21-2005, 04:36 PM

'nuff said

Cathedral

03-21-2005, 05:17 PM

Na, you show me a 10 and i'll show you a man who's tired of her shit.

Eddie Murphy summed it up best, "Fuck Your Husband!"

As a matter of fact, My wife cheated on me the first year we were married, twice that i know of, and it was with a guy friend of hers that i got to know and allowed in my house while i wasn't there.
They may have gone at it more, but i only know 100% of two occasions.
I did however draw a line and dared him to cross it again, he pissed himself because he was scared shitless that i was going to kill him, and i was going to at that point if he did it again.
he never came around again and she doesn't know to this day that i even know they were bumpin uglies.

Why? because I Love Her.
I have cheated myself, but it wasn't until early last year and at the wifes suggestion because she is not able to have sex anymore and wanted me to be happy and also seek out a new mother figure for our daughter. it's all pretty fucked up but i learned something over the last 10 years.........She loves me too.

Well, it didn't make me happy and i have no desire to seek another sexual relationship anytime soon.

Because I Love Her!

A long time ago i dated this chick, it was a summer fling but with all the intention of making it last, until.........I made a move on her to get "frisky" one night and she turned me away and added that I would get some when SHE decided, and if i wasn't careful SHE would cut me off from sex altogether.
Well, I am not one for playing that game well so i told her that she couldn't cut me off if she didn't know where i was getting it, lol.

We broke up a few hours later and i never saw her again, I won, because she actually thought i had someone on the side....the kicker is, I did, lmmfao.

The moral of the story is this, Don't play games least ye get played.

blonddgirl777

03-21-2005, 09:40 PM

Originally posted by Sarge
Men who cheat and the women who make them cheat

It's a fact. Men cheat. So do women, but I won't focus on that. I will instead delve into the reasons that women force men into cheating on their wives.

As with every decision a man makes, there are reasons and underlying issues behind the decision for men to cheat on their wives. This doesn't apply to men who just have girlfriends, because honestly, if you're not married, it can't be considered cheating.

Men are creatures of instinct. We do what we want if it pleases us. The only things that stop us from doing these things are societal restraints, and moral taboos that are placed upon us in our daily lives. If you strip away these layers of bullshit that are thrown in our faces, telling us what we can, and can't do, then all you are left with are the primal urges that we as a species depend on for survival. Are these primal urges so wrong? Just because we are told that we can't cheat, does that make it right? Who are they tell us what to do? Who are THEY anyway?

I call shenanigans on society.

Want to know why men cheat?

The real reason we cheat?

Because, women make us cheat.

For you married men, go ahead. Ask your wife tonight if you can teabag her. Unless your wife is a gift from God, or a nymphomaniac, odds are she'll say no. Sometimes, just sometimes, a man needs to give his wife a good teabagging, just to show her he cares.

By denying us this, you force us to find other means of teabagging, namely a cheap Costa Rican prostitute that will get strange for some change, holla for a dolla, and fuck for a buck.

Most men don't want to cheat. They would be happily complacent in busting a nut in their wife's face on a daily basis, but the reality is that your wife won't let you get away with that.

I wonder why that is? Most women will say that it's demeaning and unnecessary. That's such utter shit. How is it demeaning? The only people that will know about it are you and your husband (and possibly his entire bowling team.)

So you're afraid that your husband will tell his buddies about your sexual escapades?

Here's a little secret.

The truth is, he's doing you a favor by telling his friends that you let him titty-fuck you last night and bust in your face.

His friends will admire you. They won't say "Jesus, your wife is a fucking whore."

What they will say is "God, that's awesome. Your wife is the shit. I wish my wife would do that for me."

Unfortunately, most women won't let their husbands release their inner beast and allow him to unleash his seminal fury all over their pretty little faces.

Instead, you call him a filthy pig, give him a dirty look, and roll over in bed, withholding sex from him for the better part of a month. Perhaps longer, if you're a real cunt.

So what do we do? Do we just keep masturbating, or do we find a hot little stripper named Candy, who dresses up in little Catholic school girl outfits and wears pigtails, and will do anything and everything you ask her to?

When faced with those options, I think it's quite clear what we're going to do. We're going to call up Candy from the nearest payphone, rent the Jungle room at the not-so-local Kew Motor Inn for four hours, and have the best sex of our lives.

So, you see, it's not our faults we cheat. We do it because we have to. If you loved us as much as you say you do, you wouldn't make us cheat. You would go take a yoga class, and learn to contort your bodies into exciting new positions, giving us no reason to call Candy up.

You have no one to blame but yourselves.

You are soooo very wrong with that statement!

Men don't have to cheat because they don't HAVE TO get married in the first place...
No one forces anyone into marriage these days and obviously, guys like you are better off single.

It might be weird for you to hear that but beleive it or not, the less you begg for, the more you get!

P.S.: You can always marry (and bring home to your Mama), Mrs. "Candy"... she should never disapoint you!

blonddgirl777

03-21-2005, 09:42 PM

Take exemple of Diamond Dave...
He was always happily unmarried!

MAX

03-22-2005, 12:07 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Men don't have to cheat because they don't HAVE TO get married in the first place...

HEH!!!

That's a crock of beans. If one has friggin' morals, gets someone pregnant at an early age and feels strongly against abortion. *cough* MOI!!! *cough* Also, I couldn't imagine her carrying to term and then giving the child away i.e. adoption. The rest of my life would have been ridden with guilt not knowing my own flesh and blood.

I speak from experience. I didn't get married at twenty two for the fun of it. :rolleyes: Fuckin' A!!! I was a GD Playboy, womanizing asshole and I loved EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF IT!!! I did the right thing for my now family. Sure, it's been a bitch but that makes one stronger. Things always haven't been the best but we fight and work. It's not easy.

Cathedral

03-22-2005, 12:24 AM

Good for you, Max!
Way to make an honest woman of her and stand up for your responsibilites.

I'm gonna take away 5 stars just so i can give them to ya again....

MAX

03-22-2005, 12:29 AM

Thanks Cat but I haven't always been the greatest of a husband and to be fair, nor has she as a wife. Like I said, it takes a lot of fucking work.

Along with the good, there's the bad and the ugly.

blonddgirl777

03-22-2005, 07:59 AM

Originally posted by MAX
HEH!!!

That's a crock of beans. If one has friggin' morals, gets someone pregnant at an early age and feels strongly against abortion. *cough* MOI!!! *cough* Also, I couldn't imagine her carrying to term and then giving the child away i.e. adoption. The rest of my life would have been ridden with guilt not knowing my own flesh and blood.

I speak from experience. I didn't get married at twenty two for the fun of it. :rolleyes: Fuckin' A!!! I was a GD Playboy, womanizing asshole and I loved EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF IT!!! I did the right thing for my now family. Sure, it's been a bitch but that makes one stronger. Things always haven't been the best but we fight and work. It's not easy.

Well listen...

If you want to talk to me about morals, well... I have been married for 14 years and we did it out of our own free will (with no obligations). We both stay in it, out of our own will...
As for the kids/responsability thing, yes, you have to do the right thing for them (create a family and all).

Where a big debate could occur is when some people still beleive that 2 unhappy parents (a "witholding sex" wife* and a cheating husband) cannot make a very happy family. What kind of values do you teach your kids, if you cannot respect this institution (marriage) for what it is... all about monogamy, respect and honesty?

There are some "consequesces" as to getting married and it is your responsability to either deal with that, or leave!

One shouldn't stay married and cheat, just because he still wants to "have it all": a good standing, in front of society AND freedom to fuck around!!! Who are you making happy here???

I have a feeling that if you tell your wife that you would rather make HER the sex kitten of your life, instead of anyone else... she MIGHT understand and just "give it to you"...

Good luck!

;)

* I will soon create a thread about: "Why so many women withold sex"...

blonddgirl777

03-22-2005, 08:01 AM

Originally posted by MAX
Thanks Cat but I haven't always been the greatest of a husband and to be fair, nor has she as a wife. Like I said, it takes a lot of fucking work.

Along with the good, there's the bad and the ugly.

NOTHING in life, is perfect... except for a V.H. song!
:D

Rikk

03-22-2005, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
You are soooo very wrong with that statement!

Men don't have to cheat because they don't HAVE TO get married in the first place...
No one forces anyone into marriage these days and obviously, guys like you are better off single.

It might be weird for you to hear that but beleive it or not, the less you begg for, the more you get!

P.S.: You can always marry (and bring home to your Mama), Mrs. "Candy"... she should never disapoint you!

Uh...whatever.

Guys get married because they think it's what they want. Sometimes they're wrong in cheating. Occasionally the woman is fucking scary.

And...uh...women cheat too, you know.

Methinks you're not quite who you say you are.

Roguesgirl

03-22-2005, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Well listen...

If you want to talk to me about morals, well... I have been married for 14 years and we did it out of our own free will (with no obligations). We both stay in it, out of our own will...
As for the kids/responsability thing, yes, you have to do the right thing for them (create a family and all).

Where a big debate could occur is when some people still beleive that 2 unhappy parents (a "witholding sex" wife* and a cheating husband) cannot make a very happy family. What kind of values do you teach your kids, if you cannot respect this institution (marriage) for what it is... all about monogamy, respect and honesty?

There are some "consequesces" as to getting married and it is your responsability to either deal with that, or leave!

One shouldn't stay married and cheat, just because he still wants to "have it all": a good standing, in front of society AND freedom to fuck around!!! Who are you making happy here???

I have a feeling that if you tell your wife that you would rather make HER the sex kitten of your life, instead of anyone else... she MIGHT understand and just "give it to you"...

Good luck!

;)

* I will soon create a thread about: "Why so many women withold sex"...

Why would any woman in her right mind withhold sex from the man she loves? If you love him and the sex is good..then WTF?

MAX

03-22-2005, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I have a feeling that if you tell your wife that you would rather make HER the sex kitten of your life, instead of anyone else... she MIGHT understand and just "give it to you"...

Why are you directing this statement towards my post and where in the fuck (pun intended) did I mention anything regarding a negative or unfulfilling sex life? Just curious? :confused: Sure, we've had dry spells but what couple hasn't? That statement is both blatantly vague and just plain ignorant. IMO. We still can make it erupt just like a volcano at any given time. Balancing everything is the key. IMO.

Carmine

03-22-2005, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Balancing everything is the key. IMO.

Ain't that the truth!! Kids, work, kids after school sports, dance class, housework, homework, etc.

Ain't easy!!

blonddgirl777

03-22-2005, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
Uh...whatever.

Guys get married because they think it's what they want. Sometimes they're wrong in cheating. Occasionally the woman is fucking scary.

And...uh...women cheat too, you know.

Methinks you're not quite who you say you are.

Of course, I know that women cheat too... where no angels either!

And b.t.w., I never said to be "anyone in particular"... you are the one writing me those P.M. about knowing exactly who I am!!!...
:confused:

blonddgirl777

03-22-2005, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Why are you directing this statement towards my post and where in the fuck (pun intended) did I mention anything regarding a negative or unfulfilling sex life? Just curious? :confused: Sure, we've had dry spells but what couple hasn't? That statement is both blatantly vague and just plain ignorant. IMO. We still can make it erupt just like a volcano at any given time. Balancing everything is the key. IMO.

Wow!...
I think I've struck a sensitive cord here...

SORRY, I got confused with Sarge's statement. He started this thread, complaining about his sex life and accusing women for his own disrespectful behavior.

Well don't you think that after 14 years I would know that marriage is all about ups & downs and that it takes constant work and adjustments?

We too can still make it errupt (like a V.H. song) and beleive it or not, we still do it with our eyes open!

:D

LadyTudor2711

03-22-2005, 09:31 PM

Men cheat because they can, they will and they do. ..

This does not mean that what they got was better than what they have, it is just the nature of the predator...

"Cheating" as it is referred to is mutually exclusive.

Acceptance is the first phase of freedom..

If you want to keep a man around, find out what the others did wrong.

Be flexible with sex and encourage new experiences. Monotony will kill any relationship.

There is miles of cock in this world and no reason to waste time with forcing fidelity...

Best,

LT

blonddgirl777

03-22-2005, 10:05 PM

Well said!

MAX

03-22-2005, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by LadyTudor2711
Men cheat because they can, they will and they do. ..

This does not mean that what they got was better than what they have, it is just the nature of the predator...

"Cheating" as it is referred to is mutually exclusive.

Acceptance is the first phase of freedom..

If you want to keep a man around, find out what the others did wrong.

Be flexible with sex and encourage new experiences. Monotony will kill any relationship.

There is miles of cock in this world and no reason to waste time with forcing fidelity...

Best,

LT

Excellent post as always LT.

Nice to see you. :) Long time, no speak and I hope all is well.

LadyTudor2711

03-22-2005, 10:18 PM

Hello Max and Blondgirl777,,

Thank you both.

Stay well,

LT

Sammy Who??

03-22-2005, 10:18 PM

max doesn't have to worry about his brother in law cheating on a woman.

:)

MAX

03-22-2005, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by Sammy Who??
max doesn't have to worry about his brother in law cheating on a woman.

:)

Thanks for opening that can of worms WHO. :rolleyes:

Also, what in the fuck did I ever do to you at the links or here?

MAX

03-22-2005, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by LadyTudor2711
Hello Max

Stay well,

LT

Back at you LT and thank you. :)

Nitro Express

03-23-2005, 01:29 AM

Good marriages and good sex just don't happen. You have to create the environment for it to happen and it certainly doesn't happen by accident in the long run. Sure you might have had the magic early on but the stress of life creeps in.

I think some men cheat because they got married too soon and feel like they still should sample more candy in the store. Men are always curriouse about how women react to sex and what they can do to a woman. Sure I fucked girls in high school but I really wasn't experienced until I got into college. I even hogged some of the so so girls because they would do certain things sexually. I had a very open slutty sexual relationship with two girls just because I wanted to experience a threesome. A real relationship would have been a train wreck but the three of us were just being sluts and it was our little secret. I dated nice looking girls who were in no way in hell going to do some of the stuff I did with other chicks. In other words, I went into the candy store and tasted some wild tasting candy and some more subtle candy. If found the two flavored sweet and sour to be nice but a nice white chocolate truffle was nice as well.

I married my wife because she was a good match in a lot of areas sex being an important one. From my previouse experience, I knew all women are different and react to things differently. What I've learned is you still can have great sex and some of the best sex you've ever had after being married for years. The biggest mistake is to ask your wife if she wants to "Do it". Don't say anything and romantically in a very subtle way make your move. If you asked "Hey honey want to fuck?" the answer probably will be "Not tonight". You just work into it, if you want something kinky, don't ask, just do it. If she really doesn't like it her reaction will let you know in a hurry but amazingly sometimes she starts enjoying it more.

In a way, it's like running a successful high scale service business, you need to know your client's. You need to have a plan and you need to constantly update that plan. Without a plan you are lost and the worst thing you can do is tell your client you have a plan. Nope, you have to be spontaniouse and take them for a ride. Work up to the right moment and then "Do IT!" The big mistake is saying"Honey, I want to titty fuck you and cum in your face." Most women will say "No!" to that. Skillfully work into it, not easy but "Just Do It!" It might not happen all on the same night, but you might be amazed the night you blast cum all over your wife's face and she loves it. Why? I have no idea in Hell why. All I know is if you talk about all your sexual plans and fantasies with your wife she usually will change the subject.

It's much like making out in the car in high school. If you stop and ask the chick if you can finger bang her, you run a good chance of being told "No!". Just do it, and read her reactions. Maybe it won't happen tonight but maybe it will happen another day. You have a goal, you are thinking about how to get it. It makes sex fun again. At least for me it does. This kind of thinking makes my wife of 15 years the high school chick in the back seat again and that actually was some fun shit. Who can forget when they fondled a girls tits for the first time or when they slid into the pleasure chute for the first time?

The key is not to make her feel slutty. Even that slut Trishell got upset when she was called a slut on the Surreal Life. Nope, even sluts want to feel like a woman and many women have a slut livng inside of them. Women love to talk about sex with other women. They love big pulsating cocks, they love orgasms but they don't want to appear as sluts. Treat her like a woman and fuck her like a slut. Just Do It! If you want to 69, don't say a damn thing and just work into position. She might like it or she may not but I've never seen a woman just lay there in the missionary position. You are there to help her to have some fun. Like Dale Carnegie's "How to Win Friends and Influence People" you have to be interested in the other person's needs before you get yours fullfilled. You might want to cum all over her tits and face but you might have to tickle her to an orgasm first. In the end, the woman gets her way before you get yours. Men who think they can just get what they want are living in a fantasy world. LOL!

blonddgirl777

03-23-2005, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
Why would any woman in her right mind withhold sex from the man she loves? If you love him and the sex is good..then WTF?

This is so true...

Unless she is not into sex whatshowever, why would a woman withold sex from her man?...
ESPECIALLY if the sex is good and she loves him?
She would have to be a very mean person if she would just do it out of pure malice or somehow stupid to do it for no reason at all!
And most likely, men would be smart enough not to get into a relationship with such woman!!!

BUT... the reality is that THERE ARE blue balls everywhere in the world, due to witheld sex!

So the question that could help change the "blue ball problem" that according to Sarge, causes cheating would be:
Why does MY woman does not want to fuck ME that often, and why is she not flexible enough to understand all my needs...?

An honest answer to that question might save a couple's sex life!

:D

Roguesgirl

03-23-2005, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Treat her like a woman and fuck her like a slut.

Treat her like a queen and fuck her any way you want. :D

Nice post Nitro.

Carmine

03-23-2005, 08:45 AM

I don't have to cheat. Its not something I even think about doing.

Here's why: I can go out any night of the week and find "them". The lady's. They are in every bar, club, whatever. There is always a group of them, no husbands or boyfriends, just "the girls". Now, I am no shy guy, by any means!! Send them drinks, strike up a convo...hit the dance floor. Couple hours later, they are having a great time, as are you. Say goodnight, and go home KNOWING....Yep, I coulda!! All of em!!

Thats enough satisfaction. Just knowing, I could have!!

Cause when you get home, you're primed up big time and the Mrs. is getting her eyeballs jogged loose if ya know what I'm sayin'!!!!

blonddgirl777

03-23-2005, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
Treat her like a queen and fuck her any way you want. :D

Nice post Nitro.

Yeah!!!...
Is there any other ways to be treated and/or Fucked???:D

blonddgirl777

03-23-2005, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
I don't have to cheat. Its not something I even think about doing.

Here's why: I can go out any night of the week and find "them". The lady's. They are in every bar, club, whatever. There is always a group of them, no husbands or boyfriends, just "the girls". Now, I am no shy guy, by any means!! Send them drinks, strike up a convo...hit the dance floor. Couple hours later, they are having a great time, as are you. Say goodnight, and go home KNOWING....Yep, I coulda!! All of em!!

Thats enough satisfaction. Just knowing, I could have!!

Cause when you get home, you're primed up big time and the Mrs. is getting her eyeballs jogged loose if ya know what I'm sayin'!!!!

I feel the same as you do, Carmine...

I get enough head turns and whisles (still at my age) to be satisfied and go home confident that my man wants me as much as he did years ago....
No need to cheat, he's always there and "up" for me!

:cool:

Carmine

03-23-2005, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I feel the same as you do, Carmine...

I get enough head turns and whisles (still at my age) to be satisfied and go home confident that my man wants me as much as he did years ago....
No need to cheat, he's always there and "up" for me!

:cool:

Indeed Bg...plus I'm a flirt by nature, that helps!;)

blonddgirl777

03-23-2005, 01:17 PM

Ho my god... you sound like the male version of me!

Carmine

03-23-2005, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Ho my god... you sound like the male version of me!

LOL!! Flirting with the ladies is pretty much the ONLY thing I do here!! Ask ANY of them!!!

5 stars for you, Darlin'!!!

blonddgirl777

03-23-2005, 01:23 PM

Well me, I don't flirtt too much because I don't want to make my husband jealous.
Just enough for him to realise that his whife still has it going on and that he is lucky to have her.
It works!

Carmine

03-23-2005, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777

Just enough for him to realise that his wife still has it going on and that he is lucky to have her.
It works!

And I am SURE, he knows that already!!

blonddgirl777

03-23-2005, 01:32 PM

Guys,
Correct me if I'm wrong but unless they are the jealous type, I think most men enjoy somehow to see that their woman gets flirted by other men...
It makes them proud to show the others that they are the ones to "go home" with her at the end.???

Carmine

03-23-2005, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Guys,
Correct me if I'm wrong but unless they are the jealous type, I think most men enjoy somehow to see that their woman gets flirted by other men...
It makes them proud to show the others that they are the ones to "go home" with her at the end.???

Nope. had an incident the other night. Came back in the bar from having a smoke, saw this fella all up on mine. gave him a ohh soo gentle SHOVE across the floor, end of incident!:cool:

Roguesgirl

03-23-2005, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Guys,
Correct me if I'm wrong but unless they are the jealous type, I think most men enjoy somehow to see that their woman gets flirted by other men...
It makes them proud to show the others that they are the ones to "go home" with her at the end.???

you mean like a trophy? LOL

j/k, I know what you're saying...

Ms. Conduct

03-23-2005, 06:13 PM

Men cheat, women cheat. It's about something new.
You can be involved with the best looking man (or woman) who treats you just fine. Then along comes an less than average so and so, your still tempted. Why? Because it's someone different. I don't care how great looking the person your with is, or how good they are to you. It isn't about that blog.

Carmine

03-23-2005, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
Men cheat, women cheat. It's about something new.
You can be involved with the best looking man (or woman) who treats you just fine. Then along comes an less than average so and so, your still tempted. Why? Because it's someone different. I don't care how great looking the person your with is, or how good they are to you. It isn't about that blog.

Uh wella wella wella huh...tell me more, tell me more!!!:D

jacksmar

03-25-2005, 10:07 AM

Oh, and I forgot a couple more to keep men from cheating.

Smile when I crank Van Halen on the car stereo.
Mention the fact that Dave made Van Halen.
Show me your ass when I least expect it.

:xmas:

Roguesgirl

03-25-2005, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by jacksmar
Oh, and I forgot a couple more to keep men from cheating.

Smile when I crank Van Halen on the car stereo.
Mention the fact that Dave made Van Halen.
Show me your ass when I least expect it.

:xmas:

well, in that case, my man should be mine forever! :)

Carmine

03-25-2005, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by jacksmar
Oh, and I forgot a couple more to keep men from cheating.

Smile when I crank Van Halen on the car stereo.
Mention the fact that Dave made Van Halen.
Show me your ass when I least expect it.

:xmas:

If EVERY lady did these, the world would be much closer to perfect!!

Roguesgirl

03-25-2005, 11:52 AM

Well, they are already cloning sheep right?? (Hopefully not the Hagar lovin' kind.) :D

Maybe they should clone some of us Rothbroads. LOL. :cool:

Carmine

03-25-2005, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by Roguesgirl

Maybe they should clone some of us Rothbroads. LOL. :cool:

I'd like to pre-order a 6 pack of Rothbroads....literally and figuratively, of course!!

jacksmar

03-25-2005, 01:54 PM

the last 3 were in addintion to these:
Don’t ask any question I don’t need to hear.
Tell me a thousand times or I’ll forget. You know why? Because “it” wasn’t important to me.
Be naked a whole fucking lot. Don’t underestimate this one. The prude is living with Dad. Save your embarrassment for when the kid dancing with you at the wedding I didn’t want to go to in the first place yanks your dress down off your boobs. You can be embarrassed then because it’s now on video.
I do only want to do the things I like. That’s why I like them.
Backrubs. You’ll be surprised at what comes back to you tenfold if you do this once a week. Flowers for no reason, diamonds, necklaces, shopping sprees, visiting your parents, a night at the casino, dancing, a limo ride to a nice restaurant, day spa, hair dresser.
Strip before you get into bed were I can see. Even if you’re going to put on those lousy sweats and the Hello Kitty nightshirt.
Invite me into the shower to use the handheld shower head on your “button”.
Change perfumes.
Don’t be afraid to have sex outside if the moment is right.
And yes I want you to have sex with your best friend. I don’t have to be there, just video tape the deal and don’t make a habit of it.:boobs:

blonddgirl777

03-25-2005, 08:05 PM

Rikk

03-25-2005, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Cool with that!

:p

blonddgirl777

03-25-2005, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
I'd like to pre-order a 6 pack of Rothbroads....literally and figuratively, of course!!

They are out there... we know they are...
Pre-ordering is easy, i'm sure you can totally find some yourself.
You go get them!!! (use your flirting skills),
You will come back from the hunt, proud and satisfied.
:D

blonddgirl777

03-25-2005, 08:17 PM

Rikk,

Do you have a "VH chick" for yourself?

Rikk

03-25-2005, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Rikk,

Do you have a "VH chick" for yourself?

A "VH chick"?

Listen, LINDA...your confusing, psychotic nature is coming through in this alias just as much as the other ones.

DLR7884

03-25-2005, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
A "VH chick"?

Listen, LINDA...your confusing, psychotic nature is coming through in this alias just as much as the other ones.

Is that Roseanne?

DLR7884
The avatar was a dead give away.

blonddgirl777

03-25-2005, 08:44 PM

Obviously, you don't...

That would explain why you are so confused and "out of it",
You absolutely need to find yourself a VH chick a.s.a.p. and stop calling me Linda and all these other people you think I am, since i enrolled the army.

Just quit it!!!
QUIT IT NOW!!!!!!!!

blonddgirl777

03-25-2005, 08:46 PM

Frankster is the one who found that avatar for me, it was the easiest one to find (obviously).
I will have to change it because i am tired of being called Linda, Roseane, Gwapo etc...
Fuck that!

DLR7884

03-25-2005, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Frankster is the one who found that avatar for me, it was the easiest one to find (obviously).
I will have to change it because i am tired of being called Linda, Roseane, Gwapo etc...
Fuck that!

You forgot Skittles, lms, splooge.....

DLR7884
Hell, I think you are Katydid.

blonddgirl777

03-25-2005, 08:56 PM

Is it because you're all afraid to have someone new to chat with?
What is wrong with the fact that i could just be a real blonddgirl777?
Do you do that to every new recruit and follow them until they quit?

Rikk

03-25-2005, 09:16 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Obviously, you don't...

That would explain why you are so confused and "out of it",
You absolutely need to find yourself a VH chick a.s.a.p. and stop calling me Linda and all these other people you think I am, since i enrolled the army.

Just quit it!!!
QUIT IT NOW!!!!!!!!

Uh...no. GUWAPO started this alias. And lms2 (and GUWAPO) both use it. It's been proved.

Thanks for trying.;)

Rikk

03-25-2005, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
Is that Roseanne?

In the flesh...

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005N89S.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Rikk

03-25-2005, 09:19 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Frankster is the one who found that avatar for me, it was the easiest one to find (obviously).
I will have to change it because i am tired of being called Linda, Roseane, Gwapo etc...
Fuck that!

Further proof that you're lying. Nobody said GUWAPO until DLR posted that after this post I'm quoting. How would you have known that if you're a new poster?:eek:

blonddgirl777

03-25-2005, 09:19 PM

Quit it NOW!!!!

Rikk

03-25-2005, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Quit it NOW!!!!

Then why did you send a PM earlier, announcing who you are?

Roguesgirl

03-25-2005, 09:27 PM

I'm contfused...

academic punk

03-25-2005, 09:34 PM

I have a confession: I cheated on my last girlfriend.

It's not my fault. She was a helluva good poker player. I mean, Vegas competition quality. So I used to sneak an ace or a jack under my shirt sleeve when we played. It was the only way I could ever win a round. But still, the shame...the guilt...

Whew! I feel so much better having gotten that off my chest!

Rikk

03-25-2005, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
I'm contfused...

This is yet another of the MANY aliases lms2 and GUWAPO have started in the past few weeks. MAX posted earlier that LITTLE SKITTLES, BRITTNI and...ahem...MAXINE all matched lms2's IP. But this alias was started by GUWAPO (because MAX kept catching her because her IP matched). And lms2 and GUWAPO both use this one. Today, this person made an admittance that it was an alias.

Fucking sick people, lms2 and GUWAPO. Very, very sick.

(At least you could have avoided using your old avatar, lms2...better luck next time. And voting for me the minute you joined and then claiming you don't know how to vote? And posting in Non right away and being 100% of the people at the site and knowing all the features? You two have absolutely no intelligence...don't join the CIA...)

Rikk

03-25-2005, 09:37 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
I have a confession: I cheated on my last girlfriend.

It's not my fault. She was a helluva good poker player. I mean, Vegas competition quality. So I used to sneak an ace or a jack under my shirt sleeve when we played. It was the only way I could ever win a round. But still, the shame...the guilt...

Whew! I feel so much better having gotten that off my chest!

Dude, I don't know how she'll be able to forgive you for that one.

I mean, if you just slept with someone else, she could live with that.

But you cheated on her!:mad:

academic punk

03-25-2005, 09:38 PM

Rikk

03-25-2005, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
Wow! Good work, Fonz!

Whoops! I mean, "RIKK"!

;)

LOL. Actually, I really wasn't FONZ. I couldn't have pulled that off so well because I didn't really watch the show too much...it was before my time.

I'm still not even 100% sure who THE FONZ actually was.

academic punk

03-25-2005, 09:40 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
Dude, I don't know how she'll be able to forgive you for that one.

I mean, if you just slept with someone else, she could live with that.

But you cheated on her!:mad:

Then I really shouldn't divulge what I used to do with the Community Chest cards when we played Monopoly, should I?

academic punk

03-25-2005, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL. Actually, I really wasn't FONZ. I couldn't have pulled that off so well because I didn't really watch the show too much...it was before my time.

I'm still not even 100% sure who THE FONZ actually was.

REALLY??!? 'Cause - aside from the Fab bashing - I think the Fonz is BRILLIANT! I wish I'd come up with that one!

blonddgirl777

03-25-2005, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
Then why did you send a PM earlier, announcing who you are?

FUCK YOU!!!!!:D

blonddgirl777

03-25-2005, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
This is yet another of the MANY aliases lms2 and GUWAPO have started in the past few weeks. MAX posted earlier that LITTLE SKITTLES, BRITTNI and...ahem...MAXINE all matched lms2's IP. But this alias was started by GUWAPO (because MAX kept catching her because her IP matched). And lms2 and GUWAPO both use this one. Today, this person made an admittance that it was an alias.

Fucking sick people, lms2 and GUWAPO. Very, very sick.

(At least you could have avoided using your old avatar, lms2...better luck next time. And voting for me the minute you joined and then claiming you don't know how to vote? And posting in Non right away and being 100% of the people at the site and knowing all the features? You two have absolutely no intelligence...don't join the CIA...)

YOU sent me a P.M., calling me guwapo Before...
And don't try to pretend you have a girlfriend... you definitely are the "do it yourself" type!

blonddgirl777

03-25-2005, 09:52 PM

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
I'm contfused...

Don't listen to him... HE is confused and trying to confuse everyonelse...

DLR7884

03-25-2005, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
FUCK YOU!!!!!:D

You're crazy.

DLR7884
Fuck yourself.

DLR7884

03-25-2005, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
YOU sent me a P.M., calling me guwapo Before...
And don't try to pretend you have a girlfriend... you definitely are the "do it yourself" type!

Just stop already.

This shit is old, just like you and your played out aliases.

DLR7884
Or is "aliai" correct?

DLR7884

03-25-2005, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Don't listen to him... HE is confused and trying to confuse everyonelse...

Lindasayswhat?

What do you make like a tree, and get the fuck out of here?

This is place is CUNT free nowadays.

DLR7884
Move that fat ass of yours out of here!

academic punk

03-25-2005, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
Just stop already.

This shit is old, just like you and your played out aliases.

DLR7884
Or is "aliai" correct?

wait...HOLY SHIT...are you saying blonddgirl is Jennifer Garner???!? COOOL!!!

(she at least looks hot in a tank top!)

MAX

03-25-2005, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
Then I really shouldn't divulge what I used to do with the Community Chest cards when we played Monopoly, should I?

I'm going to hell too cos I always cheat at Monopoly. My family has no clue. I have sly hands that steal money out of the box when nobody's looking. I'm also pretty sly at placing houses on my property. :shhh:

academic punk

03-25-2005, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by MAX
I'm going to hell too cos I always cheat at Monopoly. My family has no clue. I have sly hands that steal money out of the box when nobody's looking. I'm also pretty sly at placing houses on my property. :shhh:

You...sick...fuck...

MAX

03-25-2005, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
You...sick...fuck...

Hey, I don't like to lose. :D

Rikk

03-25-2005, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
YOU sent me a P.M., calling me guwapo Before...

Not to me, idiot...

blonddgirl777

03-25-2005, 11:57 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
Lindasayswhat?

What do you make like a tree, and get the fuck out of here?

This is place is CUNT free nowadays.

DLR7884
Move that fat ass of yours out of here!

If this place is cunt free... well, it is certainly not ass whole free, cause YOU keep on answering!
Me, getting the fuck out of here???
Dream on!
YOU, go ahead and take your dickless self outta here!

MAX

03-25-2005, 11:58 PM

Hey Guawpo,

Calm down.......... And have some dip.

Warham

03-26-2005, 12:00 AM

ass whole?

Is there somebody here with half an ass?

blonddgirl777

03-26-2005, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by MAX
Hey Guawpo,

Calm down.......... And have some dip.

I'm no Gwapo and I simply don't like to be called a CUNT... that's all!
I don't care if y'all keep on arrassing me, I'm not a quitter.

MAX

03-26-2005, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I'm no Gwapo and I simply don't like to be called a CUNT... that's all!
I don't care if y'all keep on arrassing me, I'm not a quitter.

I've yet to call you a "CUNT" as you so gracefully put it. Look, nobody's buying any of this cos you PM'ed the wrong person revealing your "true" identity. I'll tell you it was the avatar that did it. I was suspicious cos of the IP addy and if you go look at your posting record 99% of them are in Non. I'm just happy you posted in Main only ONE time so I could trace the IP. It completely matches Guwapo's region in your land.

Here, I'll help you with spotting an alias 101. 99.99999999999% of newbies don't bail into social forums right off the bat. They get to know people first. Secondly, newbies come here cos of Halen or Roth and that's their starting point of conversation. Since you've been here I think you've made one post that applied to David Lee Roth and that was a one worded post saying "cool."

Rikk

03-26-2005, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
If this place is cunt free... well, it is certainly not ass whole free, cause YOU keep on answering!
Me, getting the fuck out of here???
Dream on!
YOU, go ahead and take your dickless self outta here!

Like a newbie would have such determination if said newbie were being attacked right after joining a site in which she's posted in Main only once and practically never posted about David Lee Roth.

Linda, both you and GAYAPO need serious mental help.

Weren't you the person most making fun of FAB for joining this site again and again with aliases?:eek:

Rikk

03-26-2005, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by Warham
ass whole?

Is there somebody here with half an ass?

Would a person with only one leg have half an ass?

Hmmm.........

Rikk

03-26-2005, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I'm no Gwapo and I simply don't like to be called a CUNT... that's all!
I don't care if y'all keep on arrassing me, I'm not a quitter.

This purposefully-bad spelling (as if you can't type G-U-W-A-P-O after reading it a ton of times) is pretty bad. When you typed GUWAPO in a PM to me, you spelled it perfectly.:p

Rikk

03-26-2005, 12:19 AM

blonddgirl777

03-26-2005, 12:35 AM

Originally posted by MAX
I've yet to call you a "CUNT" as you so gracefully put it. Look, nobody's buying any of this cos you PM'ed the wrong person revealing your "true" identity. I'll tell you it was the avatar that did it. I was suspicious cos of the IP addy and if you go look at your posting record 99% of them are in Non. I'm just happy you posted in Main only ONE time so I could trace the IP. It completely matches Guwapo's region in your land.

Here, I'll help you with spotting an alias 101. 99.99999999999% of newbies don't bail into social forums right off the bat. They get to know people first. Secondly, newbies come here cos of Halen or Roth and that's their starting point of conversation. Since you've been here I think you've made one post that applied to David Lee Roth and that was a one worded post saying "cool."

I am pleased to tell you that you are completely wrong about my identity, whatever your "proofs are", they are screwed up.
But I am sure you know that and you are just fucking with me because you don't like my opinions in general.

So what if I'm not like most new people to this site?
What if i don't fall into your statistics and categories?

You better check your region info. because it is not accurate... and by the way, I get the wrong time of day as well on this site.

I really am from M.T.L. and if you want to trace me, you should do it right!

Rikk

03-26-2005, 12:36 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I am pleased to tell you that you are completely wrong about my identity, whatever your "proofs are", they are screwed up.
But I am sure you know that and you are just fucking with me because you don't like my opinions in general.

So what if I'm not like most new people to this site?
What if i don't fall into your statistics and categories?

You better check your region info. because it is not accurate... and by the way, I get the wrong time of day as well on this site.

I really am from M.T.L. and if you want to trace me, you should do it right!

Sure. Then why did you send a PM to someone today and sign it "G"?

You denied being LITTLE SKITTLES for weeks. You denied being BRITTNI. You've denied every fucking alias for quite some time, even when the proof was so obvious.

You're very fucking stupid. Your IP is right from GUWAPO's neck of the woods (probably a work IP if he's actually employed), the avatar is lms2's old avatar, the posting style is the same, you've lied several times, you PM someone today saying "It's me...G", you join the site and post nothing about Dave and go right to Non and happen to post to a lot of the same people as GUWAPO or lms2 did, you use these ( :D ) a lot which lms2 did too...

You are so fucking revealed for who you actually are. You even were stupid enough to vote for me the minute you joined the site. Why would a newbie from Montreal do that? When I asked you in a PM right away why you voted for me, you said you gave me a 5. Then, I asked you again the next day in a post and you said you didn't know what voting is and don't know why you voted for me.

Why would you give two different answers? Because you are TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE. GUWAPO and lms2. And why? Because GUWAPO started this address because lms2 kept getting caught with her IP.

You two are so fucking stupid...

blonddgirl777

03-26-2005, 12:38 AM

...And who would be that "wrong person" I P.M.ed, reveiling my true identity?
Well... that is screwed up too!

MAX

03-26-2005, 01:06 AM

Yo Rikk,

Guwapo's getting a little more sly and sloppy with his IP's but we're all over it. His rodent "Spooge" finally posted in my forum today so I could collect more evidence.

blonddgirl777

03-26-2005, 01:07 AM

Well, well well you poor minded Rikk...

I really am getting into your thin sensitive nerves!
What would you care about who I could be anyway?
Don't you have better to write down than arrassment and useless shit coming out of your bird brain?

Get a life and mostly, get a woman... to allow your pimple head to burst!
You urgently need it!!!

blonddgirl777

03-26-2005, 01:08 AM

Where the fuck is my avatar???
Who invaded my privacy and raped me from my avatar?

blonddgirl777

03-26-2005, 01:10 AM

I'll be back,
I you won't know under what...

Nickdfresh

03-26-2005, 01:15 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Don't listen to him... HE is confused and trying to confuse everyonelse...

Really? He's the one trying to cuntfuse us?

Nickdfresh

03-26-2005, 01:21 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Well, well well you poor minded Rikk...

I really am getting into your thin sensitive nerves!
What would you care about who I could be anyway?
Don't you have better to write down than arrassment and useless shit coming out of your bird brain?

Get a life and mostly, get a woman... to allow your pimple head to burst!
You urgently need it!!!

You really are pathetic. A guy that spams a message board with multiple identities calling RIKK a loser. What a bush league fool you are. Sad, sad, sad!

blonddgirl777

03-26-2005, 01:21 AM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Really? He's the one trying to cuntfuse us?

Of course, that's because he can't stand being confused himself!!!

Rikk

03-26-2005, 01:25 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I'll be back,
I you won't know under what...

Bingo.

Once again, bitch, you're caught. You will never amount to anything at this site. You will always be the site loser.

Just remember who owns you, not that I want a 400 lb. piece of trash.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=442791
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=433220

blonddgirl777

03-26-2005, 01:32 AM

This is all getting so fuck'n boring and full of unfunny, sensless bullshit!

Rikk

03-26-2005, 01:32 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
This is all getting so fuck'n boring and full of unfunny, sensless bullshit!

Then why do you keep bringing aliases here? That's like shooting a room full of people with a machine gun and then complaining that you don't like the sight of blood.:rolleyes:

DLR7884

03-26-2005, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
If this place is cunt free... well, it is certainly not ass whole free, cause YOU keep on answering!

It's assHOLE, thank you very much.

This place isn't cunt free as long as you are here, you delusional bitch.

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Dream on!
YOU, go ahead and take your dickless self outta here!

Dickless? How old are you 8?

FTR~My nickname with the ladies is tripod.

DLR7884
Length + Girth = enjoyable ride for the ladies (not you though, so go dry your panties, you bacon strip leaving old hag).

showjoeyourtits

03-26-2005, 12:43 PM

I'M ABOUT THE ONLY ONE ON THIS BOARD WHO GETS ANY PUSSY, SO REALLY IT'S A MOOT POINT.

DLR7884

03-26-2005, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I'm no Gwapo and I simply don't like to be called a CUNT... that's all!
I don't care if y'all keep on arrassing me, I'm not a quitter.

Sure you are.

You quit posting as lms2 back in February.

DLR7884
Quitter!

DLR7884

03-26-2005, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by showjoeyourtits
I'M ABOUT THE ONLY ONE ON THIS BOARD WHO GETS ANY PUSSY, SO REALLY IT'S A MOOT POINT.

Fucking your cat doesn't count as pussy.

DLR7884
Shut up.

DLR7884

03-26-2005, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Where the fuck is my avatar???
Who invaded my privacy and raped me from my avatar?

Katydid?

DLR7884
God, this is so transparent.

Nickdfresh

03-26-2005, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by showjoeyourdicks
I'M ABOUT THE ONLY ONE ON THIS BOARD THAT'S A REALLY BIG PUSSY, SO REALLY IT'S A MOOT POINT.

LoungeMachine

03-26-2005, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by showjoeyourtits
I'M ABOUT THE ONLY ONE ON THIS BOARD WHO GETS ANY COCK, SO REALLY IT'S A MOOT POINT.

I LOVE THE COCK

IM A POWER BOTTOM

DLR7884

03-26-2005, 04:11 PM

Men cheat when their women look like this:

DLR7884

03-26-2005, 04:12 PM

Fugly old hag, ain't she?

DLR7884
Funny how her new alias says she's "37" :)

LoungeMachine

03-26-2005, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
Men cheat when their women look like this:

She makes katydid look like Jennifer Garner :D

I'd chew off my arm first........

LoungeMachine

03-26-2005, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
Fugly old hag, ain't she?

DLR7884
Funny how her new alias says she's "37" :)

37 = IQ ?

37 = Men currently banging ?

37 = Number of children quirted out?

37 = Trailer # ?

Rikk

03-27-2005, 01:00 AM

Originally posted by DLR7884
Men cheat when their women look like this:

:D

Man, that picture gets more disgusting every time I see it.

bru87tr

01-02-2006, 08:00 PM

I gota say your right.......

I always tell my wife " you dont want me to cheat but you dont help the cause"

just for giggles I asked my wife 5 times this week if I could teabag her and 5 times she said no with a look of sickness...lol

funny thing was back when she was my girlfriend she would let me do that and then some. she would do anything to make me not look at another chick. I could bend her over anytime I wanted without any hint of displeasure or not wanting it. I was the man. when I married her(I held out for 8 years till I folded by threats) it all ended that day!

woman do what they can to get a mate so hey are not lonely for the rest of thier lives and so they can be socially accepted by all their friends who are married.

funny thing is I want to fuck my wife eveyday but only get to once a month. shoudlnt she feel lucky to have a husband that wants her ? we have been together 17years and I still want to bang her like a teenager. woman are fucked up!