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flappo
07-10-2004, 02:25 AM
the knockz gets OWNED by sesh , vonnie and the gang at ddlr

check this out !

!!!

TK: there is no loop. Flap is espousing his spam bullshit and Von has nuts like a little girl and is too much of a woman to end this bullshit and the rest of these tards just roll withit because obviously this isnt a David Lee Roth site but a site to spam illiterate homosexual rants and desires.
If i was like Flap, gay, a virgin, adopted by a pack of homosexual circus clowns and forced to perform oral favors at truck stops to supply his mothers cocaine habit who sells her anus to Al-Quada soldiers for moral boosts, then I might actually think what Flap has to say is amusing or funny.
So Flap say whatchya wanna say.
Its all cool.
Dont forget to roll over and wake up Vaughn in the morning ass-tard.
Out like your mothers cancer riddled ball-sack on a friday night.

Wooda:That message reads just like the lyrics to the Journey ballad, Who's Cryin' Now!!!!!!

Knockz, If it bothers you, then quit asking for it!

Sesh: WHAT YOU WERE MADE A MODERATOR FOR, was to help us... does that seem clear to you?

TO HELP US, not to... FUCK-US-UP... to help those who are going out there to try to run a website... You fairy.

You company man!, You stupid fucking cunt.

Hey, Knockz. You just cost us more bandwidth and bored us. Bored us and wasted more of our server space.

I'm talking to you, shit-head. What are you going to do about it?

What are you going to do about it, asshole? You fucking shit.

Where did you learn your moderating trade, you stupid fucking cunt?

Yo IDIOT. Who told you you could work WITH MEN?".

TK: hey Wooda ..fuck you you fairy,
Hey Sesh, get Vaughn's fuckin' tea-bag off your eyes ya asstard...
is WARF the only non-pussy mo-fo among all of you?

Well Fuck all a'ya and this 2-bit wanna be DLR Army site.
The forum looks like a fukkin piece of luggage
the mainpage cold have been designed by a blind 12 yr old mongoloid..
jeeeziz fukkin' keeerist...
you'd have to look twice to figure out it is a DLR site with all the kissing of Vaughn's ass going on it looks like Flaps favorite TV series, 'My Two Dads".

Heres a suggestion. If any of ya tard ass's still want a DLR site hop over to the Army..
Sarge hasnt let it go down the toilet completely yet like this shit hole.

Sesh : So I guess Sarge is a pussy too for not editing Flappos posts of you over at the DLRArmy either?

If you can't take what you dish out then you have no place here you whiner.

Listening to Hagar has rotted your brain...

Cheers

Von Halen : Get Sarge's cock out of your mouth you PUSSY. I DARE you to take him up on his offer to let you mod, and then fucking edit peoples posts like you did here. Because he'll fire your punk ass faster than we did.

This site looks like it does, because that's the way we want it. If we wanted it to be all polished and prim and proper, you can bet your mullet it would be.

Now, you want to keep talking shit about me and calling me names? I suggest you do it in person. Because I can guarantee you one thing, if you say the shit you have been saying about me on here, to my face, I will knock your fucking teeth out. You can mark my words on that.

Full Bug : I cant believe you were a mod here one time, no wonder Flappo owns you....

Golden AWe
07-10-2004, 05:00 AM
Excellent stuff...

Panamark
07-10-2004, 06:38 AM
my, its getting a little heated, isnt it !

Seshmeister
07-10-2004, 08:42 AM
I don't think anyone noticed who I was quoting there...:D

flappo
07-10-2004, 08:44 AM
my av says it all , really

flappo
07-10-2004, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
I don't think anyone noticed who I was quoting there...:D

you leedle cocka-roach !

flappo
07-10-2004, 08:53 AM
thank you and goodnite

Seshmeister
07-11-2004, 06:44 PM
It's Al alright but from Glengarry Glen Ross

barbie dahl
08-20-2004, 10:52 PM
...hey people, what's a beph???...

the knockz is OBSESSED with that shit whatever it is-

anyway here's what 'the knockz' likes... 'the kockz'

that press release is some funny shit. i got a email from them they said they removed it because he complained... they checked it out and found out it's true so they re-posted it to stay this time.

this dave strong is a real asshole (nutjob).

flappo
08-21-2004, 03:30 AM
yeah , who IS beph ?

Susie Q
08-21-2004, 09:49 AM
Hmmm.....I was wondering if this was that guy Hardknockz. Guess it is.

Beph was a real odd person who liked to stalk people and create havoc. Not a person you would invite to a site. He's not your normal nut that you would find on the www. He thinks he is this "massive star" who has talent. He looked like Gene Simmons of Kiss with his make up on. Just a fruit cake.

Diamondjimi
06-17-2009, 12:31 PM
the knockz gets OWNED by sesh , vonnie and the gang at ddlr

check this out !

!!!

TK: there is no loop. Flap is espousing his spam bullshit and Von has nuts like a little girl and is too much of a woman to end this bullshit and the rest of these tards just roll withit because obviously this isnt a David Lee Roth site but a site to spam illiterate homosexual rants and desires.
If i was like Flap, gay, a virgin, adopted by a pack of homosexual circus clowns and forced to perform oral favors at truck stops to supply his mothers cocaine habit who sells her anus to Al-Quada soldiers for moral boosts, then I might actually think what Flap has to say is amusing or funny.
So Flap say whatchya wanna say.
Its all cool.
Dont forget to roll over and wake up Vaughn in the morning ass-tard.
Out like your mothers cancer riddled ball-sack on a friday night.

Wooda:That message reads just like the lyrics to the Journey ballad, Who's Cryin' Now!!!!!!

Knockz, If it bothers you, then quit asking for it!

Sesh: WHAT YOU WERE MADE A MODERATOR FOR, was to help us... does that seem clear to you?

TO HELP US, not to... FUCK-US-UP... to help those who are going out there to try to run a website... You fairy.

You company man!, You stupid fucking cunt.

Hey, Knockz. You just cost us more bandwidth and bored us. Bored us and wasted more of our server space.

I'm talking to you, shit-head. What are you going to do about it?

What are you going to do about it, asshole? You fucking shit.

Where did you learn your moderating trade, you stupid fucking cunt?

Yo IDIOT. Who told you you could work WITH MEN?".

TK: hey Wooda ..fuck you you fairy,
Hey Sesh, get Vaughn's fuckin' tea-bag off your eyes ya asstard...
is WARF the only non-pussy mo-fo among all of you?

Well Fuck all a'ya and this 2-bit wanna be DLR Army site.
The forum looks like a fukkin piece of luggage
the mainpage cold have been designed by a blind 12 yr old mongoloid..
jeeeziz fukkin' keeerist...
you'd have to look twice to figure out it is a DLR site with all the kissing of Vaughn's ass going on it looks like Flaps favorite TV series, 'My Two Dads".

Heres a suggestion. If any of ya tard ass's still want a DLR site hop over to the Army..
Sarge hasnt let it go down the toilet completely yet like this shit hole.

Sesh : So I guess Sarge is a pussy too for not editing Flappos posts of you over at the DLRArmy either?

If you can't take what you dish out then you have no place here you whiner.

Listening to Hagar has rotted your brain...

Cheers

Von Halen : Get Sarge's cock out of your mouth you PUSSY. I DARE you to take him up on his offer to let you mod, and then fucking edit peoples posts like you did here. Because he'll fire your punk ass faster than we did.

This site looks like it does, because that's the way we want it. If we wanted it to be all polished and prim and proper, you can bet your mullet it would be.

Now, you want to keep talking shit about me and calling me names? I suggest you do it in person. Because I can guarantee you one thing, if you say the shit you have been saying about me on here, to my face, I will knock your fucking teeth out. You can mark my words on that.

Full Bug : I cant believe you were a mod here one time, no wonder Flappo owns you....

Nice ownage indeed. The last defence of the owned is prevelant here...(see bold text) :hee:

Igosplut
06-17-2009, 12:51 PM
I have no doubt that Von really would have tuned him up....

GAR
06-17-2009, 02:08 PM
Geez I remember this thread! Wotta temper..

FORD
06-17-2009, 05:24 PM
This clown is mental. He actually makes GAyR look sane by comparison.

GAR
06-17-2009, 08:25 PM
Do you ever find something nice to say about anybody?

You are most unkind.

Igosplut
06-17-2009, 08:32 PM
There's nothing nice to be said about you.....

FORD
06-17-2009, 09:06 PM
Do you ever find something nice to say about anybody?

You are most unkind.

I said you were more sane than SoftCockz. Whattya want from me? :biggrin:

Sarge
06-20-2009, 11:15 AM
That tirade by Von is hilarious.
The guy is my HERO!

Breasts,
Sarge

Hardrock69
06-24-2009, 02:12 AM
Ah ha.....dat wuz some funny shit!
:D

WARF
10-29-2013, 11:34 PM
bump lol

Seshmeister
10-30-2013, 07:40 AM
WARF the mischief maker as ever. :)

9 years ago, jeez?

Anyone remember why he was banned from here in 2009?

WARF
10-30-2013, 07:56 AM
The Knockz is posting at our site. Flappo is kicking his ass again and editing his posts! Ha ha!

Sensible Shoes
10-30-2013, 08:00 AM
Cause he was a cunt.

twonabomber
10-30-2013, 11:18 AM
The Knockz is posting at our site. Flappo is kicking his ass again and editing his posts! Ha ha!

Are you sure that's him? Something doesn't seem right.

Von Halen
10-30-2013, 11:51 AM
It's probably an alias. That douchebag hasn't been seen in ages.

WARF
10-30-2013, 11:52 AM
I know his IP doesn't match any of our members. Donnie and warham said it's the real knockz. Where does he live?

Sensible Shoes
10-30-2013, 08:16 PM
In his own cunt fantasy land.

Seshmeister
10-31-2013, 07:39 AM
I know his IP doesn't match any of our members. Donnie and warham said it's the real knockz. Where does he live?

Used to be the West Coast, San Fran direction.

Dave 'Mullet Man' Strong, light bulb salesman and peeping tom extraordinaire.

His ex got in touch with us at DDLR and told some stories about him, the most surprising of which was that at one point he had actually had a girlfriend... :)

Seshmeister
10-31-2013, 07:44 AM
If anyone wants to post his pic here we will allow it as a special exception. We can then see if he calls up our host on behalf of his fictitious son who saw 'pornography' on the site again.

53 and still as lame as fuck, what a loser...

WARF
10-31-2013, 05:46 PM
http://i5.minus.com/j155xQ8Kz1efa.jpg

WARF
10-31-2013, 05:51 PM
http://minus.com/lCEeBmkQ1MIHU

TFM_Dale
10-31-2013, 06:14 PM
Was this the dude that posted random private pictures of people? I kind of remember someone talking about a knockz but can't remember why. If it is the one I am thinking of then flame the fuck out of the idiot. I always find it funny when people that post private info cry foul when someone returns the favor.

twonabomber
10-31-2013, 06:19 PM
If by "random private pictures of people" you mean "voyeur photos of naked fat old pigs on the beach" then you are right.

TFM_Dale
10-31-2013, 06:22 PM
If by "random private pictures of people" you mean "voyeur photos of naked fat old pigs on the beach" then you are right.

Damn, I only vaguely remember hearing about it but regardless, sounds like this fuck deserves whatever is sent his way.

DONNIEP
10-31-2013, 06:33 PM
Flappo sends his love...

http://s24.postimg.org/qu3ib9ulh/image.jpg

FORD
10-31-2013, 06:39 PM
Fucking asshole knockz.....

Last time he was here, he accused me of stalking his kid (still don't know what the fuck that was all about) and said I posted "personal" info about him, because he posted under an alias and I called him out on the IP addy (which went to the light bulb company, but I didn't say as much - at least not out of the bat cave)

fraroc
10-31-2013, 07:33 PM
Who the fuck is Knockz?

twonabomber
10-31-2013, 07:49 PM
Ancient history.

Nickdfresh
10-31-2013, 08:47 PM
WARF the mischief maker as ever. :)

9 years ago, jeez?

Anyone remember why he was banned from here in 2009?

I think he came back and a shitstorm immediately erupted, and the old "porn site" wounds, which never really closed, were reopened...

DONNIEP
10-31-2013, 08:53 PM
The dude was a loon. Somebody should lock him and gar and beph in a cell somewhere and toss away the key.

FORD
10-31-2013, 08:58 PM
The dude was a loon. Somebody should lock him and gar and beph in a cell somewhere and toss away the key.

Assuming they aren't all the same person. There's at least one IP from the Orange County CA area that had at least a couple dozen trolls and aliases attached to it.

DONNIEP
10-31-2013, 09:05 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was gar that showed up at the other site a while back, same general area. Funny he hasn't been back in a while.

Sensible Shoes
10-31-2013, 09:08 PM
Don't say the name B**h aloud - you know what happens then.....

DONNIEP
10-31-2013, 09:09 PM
True. That motherfucker is bad news. Nazi looking bastard.

Nitro Express
11-01-2013, 04:33 AM
Looks like someone is knocking at Knockz backdoor hard. No wonder the dude is fucked up.

ZahZoo
11-01-2013, 10:39 AM
The dude was a loon. Somebody should lock him and gar and beph in a cell somewhere and toss away the key.

The other day at lunch I was driving around town and ended up behind a shiny new black Dodge Challenger... it had a custom Arkansas license plate that read... GAR...

Luckily the guy turned off onto another road fairly quickly... I was really struggling to fight the urge to punch it and rear-end the bastard. But then realized I'd probably get locked up for babbling on about some cunt on the internet...

Seshmeister
02-09-2016, 11:09 PM
Hmm...

Anonymous
02-09-2016, 11:13 PM
Von has nuts like a little girl and is too much of a woman

I like this guy, why do you people always spoke so badly of him?

He does seem to be a bit confused. I don't think little girls have nuts. If they do, they seem to lose them later in life.

Well, some of them.

Anonymous
02-09-2016, 11:15 PM
Back when Sesh & Flaps were lovers & allegedly engaged in frequent buttsex.

Ah, young love...

What could've happened to estrange them so? The mysteries of that most beautiful of sentiments - L O V E. :579::08S::love0072:

Anonymous
02-09-2016, 11:23 PM
The other day at lunch I was driving around town and ended up behind a shiny new black Dodge Challenger... it had a custom Arkansas license plate that read... GAR...

Luckily the guy turned off onto another road fairly quickly... I was really struggling to fight the urge to punch it and rear-end the bastard. But then realized I'd probably get locked up for babbling on about some cunt on the internet...

Your age wouldn't've helped matters none - and this was three years ago!

ZahZoo
02-10-2016, 06:51 AM
So was that post of mine... old crap. Still stinks...

Angel
02-10-2016, 08:47 AM
Well that was a walk down memory lane...

vandeleur
02-10-2016, 10:47 AM
I enjoyed that :)

Terry
02-11-2016, 09:23 PM
I enjoyed that :)

Yeah, those were the days

Igosplut
02-11-2016, 09:38 PM
The guys probably up for parole at this point.......

Dan
02-13-2016, 01:37 AM
Yeah, those were the days

Terry,remember The Old days of Posting On The Army Wall? I'm Talking About 2003.:)

Terry
02-13-2016, 09:48 AM
Terry,remember The Old days of Posting On The Army Wall? I'm Talking About 2003.:)

Man, THOSE were the fucking days.

JOE THUNDER claiming to be lining up a co-headlining solo tour with Roth and Vince Neil AND being the manager of Robin Trower...katydid spitting out posts inbetween Exorcist-style bouts of masturbating with a crucifix...everyone in outraged hyperdrive over the then-impending Van Hagar reunion...

It's a weird thing, but the salad days of the online Roth/Van Halen web groups had their heydays when Roth and the Van Halens were at their career nadirs.

I also remember (prior to the Army Wall) Slawterhouse, diamonddavidleeroth.com...I remember DLRND.com (or was it ddlrnd.com) posting pics in 1999 of Dave's first European dates (I think in Sweden?). And then the owner of that site ran into legal troubles because he was...stalking Roth? Or something along those lines? And then the Van Halen 3 lineup disbanded in November of 1999 and speculation ran rampant that Roth had rejoined the group and a Superbowl appearance in 2000 was going to happen...the Fabulous Shadow debacle...

Igosplut
02-13-2016, 09:17 PM
Knocks got his ass kicked by another poster if I'm not mistaken......

Terry
02-14-2016, 11:39 AM
Knocks got his ass kicked by another poster if I'm not mistaken......

You could be right. It's difficult to remember the particulars of these things that happened years ago.