Marking FORD's words...

[ELVIS]

"Mark my words, the Bush Criminal Empire will begin deploying "suicide bombers" here eventually."

This bullshit marks a new milestone for our paranoid delusional buddy...

:elvis:

[secrets]

Since 9/11 the whole world has gone completely fucking mad.

[FORD]

Actually, it was before that. The 2000 Presidential debates were definitely the start of it. When Junior read half assed answers off a teleprompter and was proclaimed the "winner" by the media whores while Gore was chastized for appearing to be better educated and informed than the Idiot Son of an Asshole, which he clearly was.

[ELVIS]

Lockbox

[Guitar Shark]

"I invented the term Van Hagar"

[Satan]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
"I invented the term Van Hagar"

How do you know he didn't?

[John Ashcroft]

I seem to remember him vowing to never ever vote for John Kerry...

Only to flip-flop on the position about 2 days after "The New JFK" won the Primaries.

[FORD]

Originally posted by John Ashcroft
I seem to remember him vowing to never ever vote for John Kerry...

Only to flip-flop on the position about 2 days after "The New JFK" won the Primaries.

When did I say I was voting for Kerry?

I will, however, vote against the BCE.

[lucky wilbury]

you'll turn into kerry with statements like that

[FORD]

Originally posted by Satan
How do you know he didn't?

As far as I know, I did. If anybody can prove otherwise, they are welcome to do so. It's not a big deal to me either way.

[Guitar Shark]

"The BCE hacked my computer"

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by FORD
As far as I know, I did. If anybody can prove otherwise, they are welcome to do so. It's not a big deal to me either way.

You're full of shit you numbskull...

My friends and I were using that term in the 80's thousands of miles from your neck of the woods...

..and none of us claim to have made it up...

You don't have to be Einstein to make the connection from Halen to Hagar...:rolleyes:

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by FORD
As far as I know

As far as you know the entire world is one big conspiracy out to get you...

Peek out the window Dave.. they're comming...

[John Ashcroft]

Heh heh heh... Van Hagar was also used on the Island back when they first formed. It's a pretty common name for the sorry band that used to be Van Halen.