CHICK Chat

[Fabulous Shadow]

I though it might be cool to have a thread for the ladies to discuss, ya know, girlie stuff... Not that we'd mind if you fellas drop in and raided our slumber party or anything!

Let's see how it goes...

[Ally_Kat]

we had one before but it disappeared...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=248

the girls all disappeared

[lionsfan]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
the girls all disappeared

I'll bring them back. I am a certified chick magnet™, you know.

[hot for david]

i'm here !!!!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by lionsfan
I'll bring them back. I am a certified chick magnet™, you know.

chicken nugget magnet, whaaaa?

http://www.tomoisoyama.com/SAC/Project1/Medel_Hugo/IMAGES/chicken_nuggets.jpeg

:D ;)

[lionsfan]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
chicken nugget magnet, whaaaa?

http://www.tomoisoyama.com/SAC/Project1/Medel_Hugo/IMAGES/chicken_nuggets.jpeg

:D ;)

http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/Bizkit/ponder.gif

[SoCalChelle]

I'm here too...

...and I'd probably post more often if it wasn't for this damn white screen of death I keep getting.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
I'm here too...

...and I'd probably post more often if it wasn't for this damn white screen of death I keep getting.

Yeah I keep getting that too, ???

[guwapo_rocker]

Is L.S.D in here with the other girls??

[Ally_Kat]

so I guess we're going with this thread?

Are we going to do it GNO style where one of us comes up with a topic and we all discuss? Or just random chatter?

I ask too many f'in questions, I know :D

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
so I guess we're going with this thread?


You tell us....you're the mod :)

[Ally_Kat]

Don't matter to me. We can go with this one since it's here and now, or we can go with the other one. Whichever the people want. I'm all Kool and the Gang. :D

[GAR]

Upon which one of you gals can I flink a golfball up your backside without touching the walls of yer poo-clencher?

SPRECHEN SIE SICH
SPRECHEN SIE SICH

SPRECHEN SIE SICH

[SoCalChelle]

Are you the same "Gar" from yahoogroups?

If so....

Gar, please die. lol :)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Yes GAR, Please DIE!!!!

[Fabulous Shadow]

I got a topic... MOOD SWINGS! Any of you ladies dealing with this issue? My mood can change on a dime. My emotional roller coaster leaves me feeling "Dazed and Confused" alot of the time. And it isnt always due to PMS... Any of you ever feel like this?

[SoCalChelle]

*pulling wings off of ladybugs* WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY? ARE YOU SAYING I'M A BITCH OR SOMETHING?! BOY, THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Fuck off Chelle! Oh BTW, I'm booking rooms for Vegas as we speak...

[SoCalChelle]

That makes me HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!! *bouncing around the office*

YEAHHHHHH!!!!! :D:D:D

[Fabulous Shadow]

Yipeeeeee!!!! Goddammmitttt! I spilled my coffee!

[Carmine]

...and in another office DLRo... ponders this thought:

...many companies have employees who spend most of their day having fun at the Roth Army Boards. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

...and they pay us!!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Umm were talking about MOOD SWINGS HERE! DLRo... Get with the TOPIC!!!

Did I just yell at you??? I'm so sorry... weep weep... Really... I just dont know wat came over me... Waaahhhhhh!!!!

[Ally_Kat]

:argh:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
:argh:

Thanks Ally! I am wrong or right FAB? I think its hilarious, all of us in our respective offices poundin away at the boards lookin busy.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Yipeeeeee!!!! Goddammmitttt! I spilled my coffee!

Oh no! That's so SAD!!! *crying* I think I better take the rest of the day off....

[Fabulous Shadow]

LMAO! OH Holy shit! That is the fuinniest thing I ever heard!!!!
OH MY GOD I needed a good laugh like this!!! ROTFLMMFAO!
HAHAHAHA!!! Shit I'm dying over here!!!!

What the fuck are you looking at?

[SoCalChelle]

Fuckin' psychos, that's what we are. LOL :)

[DLR_EngineRoom]

HELLO, LADIESSSS.......

[Fabulous Shadow]

HI baby!

What the FUCK are you LOOKING at?

[Sheep Hunter]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
HI baby!

What the FUCK are you LOOKING at?

Careful...it's his birthday and he's fucking loaded.:D

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
HI baby!

What the FUCK are you LOOKING at?

mm mm mm mm MM mm, I is looking at the fine merchandise that you have on display, yes I am babyyyy......!

I look good, got lots of money, got a good job and a nice house...

why don't you come home with me and F*** EVERYTHING UP?!!!

- David Lee Roth

[SoCalChelle]

LOL@the Dave quote. That was a new one for me. :)

[Ozzy Fudd]

I'm no chick but heres to to ya's





For all those men who say,
> "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free...."
>
>
> Here's an update for you.....
> Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
>
> Why?
>
> Because women realize its not worth buying an entire pig,....
> Just to get a little sausage!
:D

[Alias]

I'm a chick. I have mood swings. Can I play? :) :(

[Fabulous Shadow]

Sure honey...
And if your someone from the DDLR maybe a lil class will rub off on ya!
And if your not, sorry in advance for the insult!

[Alias]

I'm registered there, but I'm not "from" there. I saw what happened....I'd just ignore them.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Alias
I'm registered there, but I'm not "from" there. I saw what happened....I'd just ignore them.

sounds like a keeper FAB.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Well welcomr to the REAL Roth board!

[twonabomber]

i thought you were leaving?

[Alias]

Thanks :)

[Alias]

Originally posted by twonabomber
i thought you were leaving?

Who, me?

[twonabomber]

no, Fab.

[Alias]

I saw what you guys did to her. Are you in Junior High or something?

[twonabomber]

that was SO yesterday.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Well the other stuff was SO last month!

[twonabomber]

you're not over here talking to yourself are you?

[Alias]

What the hell are you talking about?

[Fabulous Shadow]

what are you spouting off about now jackass?

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
what are you spouting off about now jackass?

Hey Sexy!!:D

[Fabulous Shadow]

No YOU'RE the sexy one...

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
No YOU'RE the sexy one...

Nice to see you back, nice to see your front too.:D

[Fabulous Shadow]

Well, I just decided that I wasn't going to let a few morons push me away from alot of great people!

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Well, I just decided that I wasn't going to let a few morons push me away from alot of great people!

That's the spirit! Now I gotta split. This is a chick

thread and the guys are gonna start talking.:D

[Alias]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Well, I just decided that I wasn't going to let a few morons push me away from alot of great people!

Good for you!:cool:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
That's the spirit! Now I gotta split. This is a chick

thread and the guys are gonna start talking.:D

nothing wrong with hangin with the ladies G. R. especially the fine looking ARMY GIRLS!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Ok girls... Here's todays question...
(Fellas you can answer this one too...)

Could you forgive a cheater?

We all know the speil... Once a cheater... Blah blah blah... Alot of you might ask what constitures cheating? let me spell it out...Many people would say that cybersex, online flirting and even close friendships with the opposite sex constitute cheating, what I'm referring to is sexual contact. Kissing, oral sex and actual penetration, all things physically sexual count as acts of betrayal. Any exchange of bodily fluids from saliva to semen means that you've been getting down and dirty!

There is also the TYPE of cheater to take into consideration...

The one night stand cheater... Happened ONE time, will never happen again.

and the

Had another serious relationship on the side kind of cheater... Has actual FEELINGS for another person


DISCUSS...

[Catfish]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
LOL@the Dave quote. That was a new one for me. :)

He says that every other night...

[Catfish]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Well welcomr to the REAL Roth board!

That's kind of funny. DDLR was a REAL Roth board to you until you lost your mind over there...

[Catfish]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Well, I just decided that I wasn't going to let a few morons push me away from alot of great people!

Keep on kissin' that Army Ass, baby!

[Carmine]

You can try to forgive, You will never forget! Cheating causes irreversable damage to any relationship, worse when kids are involved! If you must cheat,IMO, you never had true feelings for the person you cheat on. It is possible to overcome, maybe, when its the one time, only time excuse. the problem, will it be the only time, and how do you trust them again.

you know what I'm saying FAB.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Catfish
That's kind of funny. DDLR was a REAL Roth board to you until you lost your mind over there...

I NEVER said that. In fact I NEVER said one good thing about that shit hole you crawled out of!

[Catfish]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I NEVER said that. In fact I NEVER said one good thing about that shit hole you crawled out of!

Uh huh. And you'd still be there if you'd watched your psycho mouth...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Well I'm glad I didn't then because the people here have been so cool to me inspite of my reputation at other boards, where YOU people took the word of one person and used it verbatim! Look Fish, no need to discuss it. It's done. I was banned and now I'm gone which is what you wanted right? Why bring the shit over here? Unless the real issue is that you just can't stand it that I'M HAPPY and could really give a rats ass about your crappy wanna be ROTH site anymore. Yep I went there wanting to be a part of it. In hindsite... I'm so GLAD I did not fit in.

[Carmine]

why dont you guys fuck off! leave FAB alone, go back home, and stop fucking up the threads with your 8th grade bullshit! nobody here wants to hear it!

[Catfish]

Actually Fab, I post with you here because I miss your posts. Mostly I'm just laughing along with shit. Having volumes of shit on you makes it more fun. Don't tell me you don't dig sparring with C-fish... Yeah, I thought it was funny when you got banned at DDLR—a place that doesn’t ban anyone. Getting banned was your decision when you made threats of violence, not totally unlike the one you made to me yesterday here in these very forums. You'd better hope Sarge has a sense of humor or you could be bounced from the last place willing to have you. Until then, I’ll still do some friendly fucking with ya!

[Ally_Kat]

Getting back on topic --

Could I forgive a cheater? Nope. Once he's made that decision, it's over and I go and move on with my life.

[guwapo_rocker]

We did NOT have sexual relations!!

[Ally_Kat]

who's we? *raises eyebrow* :D

[guwapo_rocker]

It was just a blow job!!

[Ally_Kat]

Define "is". :D

[Fabulous Shadow]

guwapo... There was both saliva and semen swapped... therefore...
Thats sexual... and I will never forgive you!

[guwapo_rocker]

Condom no fluids exchanged...guwapo has found the loop hole.

We did not have sexual relations.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Catfish
Actually Fab, I post with you here because I miss your posts. Mostly I'm just laughing along with shit. Having volumes of shit on you makes it more fun. Don't tell me you don't dig sparring with C-fish... Yeah, I thought it was funny when you got banned at DDLR—a place that doesn’t ban anyone. Getting banned was your decision when you made threats of violence, not totally unlike the one you made to me yesterday here in these very forums. You'd better hope Sarge has a sense of humor or you could be bounced from the last place willing to have you. Until then, I’ll still do some friendly fucking with ya!

Volumes of shit on me? What a few pics and a lil history? Whatever! We laughed in a PM about hoew our banter was all in fun and then it got personal with the pics Fish. BTW... I didn't threaten you, I just said I had s friend who'd like to TALK to you. Still does if your willing. Look, just stop fucking up our good threads over here. Just cuz no one can keep the posts rolling at your site... You want to come over here and join us like a regular poster, FINE! I just think people have issue with your only reason for being here is to cap on me. Nobody really cares what went on at the DDLR between US!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Condom no fluids exchanged...guwapo has found the loop hole.

We did not have sexual relations.


There was a hole in that condom!

[flappo]

you should see the mod room

:D

BWAHAHAHAHA!

[Fabulous Shadow]

We are not supoosed to see it! Thats why it's the MODs room. The question is... WHY are you a MOD?

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
There was a hole in that condom!

Don't worry baby, you can't get preggers that way.:D

[flappo]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
We are not supoosed to see it! Thats why it's the MODs room. The question is... WHY are you a MOD?

don't fuckin mess with me , you dopey bitch

trust me , you cun't handle me

:D

[Fabulous Shadow]

Trust ME, I don't WAN'T to handle YOU!

[Catfish]

Yep, Fab's gone soft...

And baby...don't forget...I've never posted any pics of you. I don't even fookin' know how!!!!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Don't worry baby, you can't get preggers that way.:D

CHEATER!!!! Let's get this back on the subject...

I was with the same guy for 6 years. We were high school sweethearts and supposed to be married. I found out he was cheating on me with the biggest tramp! I caught them together, broke up with him and never spoke to him again. He spent 4 years pining after me and I spent the next 20 making every man that came into my life suffer for what he did. Last year we ran into eachother, went out to dinner and rehashed everything that happened. Neither one of us ever fully recovered form that affair and it took us 20 years to patch things up. WE are finally friends again, but I still have the hurt inside of me...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Catfish
Yep, Fab's gone soft...

And baby...don't forget...I've never posted any pics of you. I don't even fookin' know how!!!!

Gone soft???

I've always been soft! I only get hard when people provoke me and then I hate it. Trust me, I am not being SOFT with you.

[Dan]

Welcome back Fabulous Shadow.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Thanks Dan! XO
Now where's your opinion on this cheating subject???

[Leandro Pujiz]

Originally posted by Catfish
That's kind of funny. DDLR was a REAL Roth board to you until you lost your mind over there...

She´s still loves that place...she can´t admitt!!!!

[Leandro Pujiz]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Well I'm glad I didn't then because the people here have been so cool to me inspite of my reputation at other boards

Except me...I ain´t a cool person....

[SoCalChelle]

Back to the subject...I've been cheated on repeatedly. Seems to be a trend. LOL. It still hurts like hell every fuckin time. Whether I can forgive and forget or not depends on the relationship and the circumstances.

[flappo]

still hurt inside ?

that'll be the clap

[Eyes of the Night]

Man I tell ya, another thread that's on fire about Fabby that I missed in real time ...

Truth is, and I'll get blasted I'm sure, is no matter what her opinion was or IS on the Mighty Van Halen "I'd" still DO her! She's a babe folks, and my type as far as the looks go ... sorry;)

In fact I can only say that about one other person on this board and that's mrs Yankee Rose!:p



Whole lot of trouble now! ...





:yikes:

[flappo]

you'd do her ?

you do realise

her is a

he ??

[Eyes of the Night]

Oh my, there you go again fookin' with my mind ...

I'm straight like a gate brotherman;) ...


:gulp:


Besides I read somewhere that Cat met her once ...

Just a little extra tripping on my part since I've been up on crystal for 2 days straight now ... and my eyes are turning grey ...

Isn't this what you my Flappo friend call trolling? ...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
We did NOT have sexual relations!!

:blow: " oh excuse me Mr. Prime Minister, you were saying?

[Fabulous Shadow]

Ok todays topic... Pajamas...

What do you sleep in ladies?

Fellas... What do you prefer?

Well since I sleep ALONE most of the time... I sleep in low rise chick boxers and wife beaters. It's pretty hot her in SoCal right now... but I can't do the nakey thing... Ya never know when a BIG EQ might hit and I'll have to make a mad dash...

[SoCalChelle]

Just a big T-shirt

[Carmine]

i try, to sleep "in" my wife. when that aint happenin, friggin shorts!

[Ally_Kat]

depends. If I'm hot -- tank top and boxers. if i'm not -- pj pants with a tshirt.

[sweetalkinhoney]

Boxers and tank top

[Fabulous Shadow]

Todays topic... LIPSTICK

Sigmund Freud once said "A woman making up her lips is like a soldier preparing his machine gun." I don't know if that's true. Do you do the the base the liner and then the color? I'm kind of a natural color girl myself but I do like the long wearing kind.

Fellas, what do you like and dislike?

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Todays topic... LIPSTICK

Sigmund Freud once said "A woman making up her lips is like a soldier preparing his machine gun." I don't know if that's true. Do you do the the base the liner and then the color? I'm kind of a natural color girl myself but I do like the long wearing kind.

Fellas, what do you like and dislike?

I've got some natural lipstick for ya!!:D

[Jano]

I do like sexy red lipstick,if you girl don't mine about my opinion.By the way a big bonjour to all the girls from the army!

[Jano]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
I've got some natural lipstick for ya!!:D
-Hello bro,always around with the ladies,you're a badassmotherf.....!:D

[Ally_Kat]

I don't wear lipstick. Only thing I really wear is lip gloss if my lips get a lil dry

[Fabulous Shadow]

Jano~
We love to have the guys chime in!

Hi Guwapo!

[Jano]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Jano~
We love to have the guys chime in!

Hi Guwapo!
-Hello fabuleuse nice to ear from you again,i'm glad that you're back!:)

[Jano]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I don't wear lipstick. Only thing I really wear is lip gloss if my lips get a lil dry
-That's fine with me i don't like when the girls wear too much make-up anyway,stay natural ladies ! :D

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Jano
-Hello fabuleuse nice to ear from you again,i'm glad that you're back!:)

Merci Jano. Je n'ai pas eu le temps pour repondre a votre email mais je . Je promets.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I don't wear lipstick. Only thing I really wear is lip gloss if my lips get a lil dry

Same here

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Todays topic... LIPSTICK

Sigmund Freud once said "A woman making up her lips is like a soldier preparing his machine gun." I don't know if that's true. Do you do the the base the liner and then the color? I'm kind of a natural color girl myself but I do like the long wearing kind.

Fellas, what do you like and dislike?

Well, I wouldn't mind your lipstick all over my machine gun, hon! :D

Keeyth... ...lubin' ladies lucious lips!!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Well this sure lost it's steam!
Ladies? You still with me?
I got a topic... Male members... LOL
Not the ones found in trousers! ... The ones on the board! hehehe
Which ones would ya want to meet if ya could...
Would ya?
Wives, be not offended...

[SoCalChelle]

I'm still here. Just busy this week, not much time to get online.

Who would I want to meet? Hmmmm....I guess I'd have to meet Sarge, Hitch and Savicki just to make sure they're not all the same person. ;)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Just think of how many users you'd be meeting just by meeting WARF alone!

[Ally_Kat]

well, I already met Junyore's Grades ;) :D

I deffy want to go have a beer with some of the guys in the Front Line -- John Ashcroft, ELVIS, triple B, knuckleboner, big train, lucky, and hell, even FORD.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Let's see

Big Troubles
Cathedral
ALinChainz
Guwapo
Keeyth
DLRo
Mezro
Jano
wooda
BigBadZero
HalenHead4Eva

Hell there are so many great guys here...

Maybe I should list the ones I don't care to meet...

Maybe I should list the ones I've already met...

Maybe I should have another shot of Jack and shut the fuck up!

[ALinChainz]

:(

Tough thread to crack.

[Fabulous Shadow]

All better!

[ALinChainz]

Gotta love the "edit" post button.

:)

Kinda thought maybe .... Ally ....*cough* hint *cough*

[Fabulous Shadow]

Just wait for Katys list AL...
I'm sure she won't forget you...

[ALinChainz]

Let's hope that doesn't happen.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Gotta love the "edit" post button.

:)

Kinda thought maybe .... Ally ....*cough* hint *cough*

:o I knew I forgot someone.

Now I owe you dinner and a show. :hula:

[Fabulous Shadow]

now you went and hurt a brothers feelings...
RED LOBSTER and a LAP DANCE>>> LOL

[ALinChainz]

:D

Thanks ladies.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
...and hell, even FORD.

If you get the chance to meet FORD, you definitely should. :)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Tell us about FORD Chelle...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Hey gals, don't ya want to meet seenbad?

[SoCalChelle]

FORD's a cool guy....not really like his online persona, but I don't want to go ruining his image by telling you what a nice guy he is. LOL :) He's an imposing figure and frankly kinda scared the shit out of me when I first saw him, but when you get talking to him you realize he's just a big teddy bear.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Hey gals, don't ya want to meet seenbad?

*crickets*

[Carmine]

what happened to the " WOULD YA" part????????

[Fabulous Shadow]

I actually had a dream about seenbad once. In my dream he was this very sexy fisherman... He was just coming home from a long fishing trip. He was all scruffy and his facial hair and grown out a bit... Very MACHO. It wasn't actually him in the dream though, it was just the name... Do we have any dream analyzers in the house? Cuz I found that to me a bit of a nightmare!

[Carmine]

alright... question for all the ladies. "What makes a perfect evening?"....

[Fabulous Shadow]

Ohhhhh... DLRo... I am hung over and hateing men today!
I think I better wait to answer this one until I'm feeling better.
maybe the other gals can get this one started. In fact why don;t we make this out Chick Chat topic today.

What's your idea of the perfect date?
Fellas, you gotta answer too!

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Ohhhhh... DLRo... I am hung over and hateing men today!
I think I better wait to answer this one until I'm feeling better.
maybe the other gals can get this one started. In fact why don;t we make this out Chick Chat topic today.

What's your idea of the perfect date?
Fellas, you gotta answer too!

Well, since yer already hating men today... ...lets go for the guys perfect date:

You show up to her place and she's already got a drink made for you and she's on her knees. She then proceeds to blow you with such enthusiasm that when it's over she has it running out her nose, and has to go fix her makeup before you can go out.

She takes you over to meet the parents on the way out to the nightclub. The parents are nice enough, but are also on their way out to dinner, so they leave. However, her slightly younger and yet even finer sister is all enamoured with you, and conveniently, your date has to go search through her old room for some important piece of paper she needs for some report she's doing for her college newspaper.

As your date is looking through her old bedroom, young sis is doing a nasty striptease for you to the tune of "Where have all the good times gone" from early VH. She then convices you to sneak out back with her while your date is busy and proceeds to demonstate that she can give every bit as good of a blow job as her sister did. With a wink she tells you "Our little secret, O.K.? bye." and goes to fix her makeup just as your date is coming out of her old bedroom unfortunatley unsuccessful at finding whatever the hell was so important.

You hit the nightclub and things are really rocking heavy with your date showing she can do some serious dirty dancing. She's getting hotter with every song, when suddenly she spies an absolute knockout friend of hers on the other side of the dance floor. The three of you take a break to have a drink and cool off, when the conversation turns to sex, and specifically, threesomes. Within minutes, the club is in the rearview mirror, and you all three head back to her place for a night you have only been able to dream about until this very moment in time.

On the floor in front of the fireplace, the three of you are exploring places on each others bodies in ways you have only wished of in your wildest fantasies, when suddenly, in walks your dates Pamela Anderson look-a-like dance instructor roomate, who gasps, and without missing a beat says "You didn't tell me we were swinging like THIS tonight! May I have a piece of him too?"

And you become the first among all of your friends to be able to tell (truthfully) the story of how you had the best date of your life... ...and YES, there WAS a threesome, AND a foursome involved... ...and a little sister to boot!!!!

There, that just about sums up perfect... ...and romantic! Right guys?? :D

[Carmine]

now how the hell can ya top that! I died during the threesome and never even saw the Pam look alike come in...

[Keeyth]

Well she asked for it... ...I know what a great date is like, and the truth is stranger than fiction.

I actually had a very similar date to that once, and all I had to do was add the Pam-Anderson look-alike to make it perfect.

Oh what a night that was...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Except one thing... Before you got there... Your date had ABF...
A little term used by the ladies... Figure it out boys...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Except one thing... Before you got there... Your date had ABF...
A little term used by the ladies... Figure it out boys...

A Big Frenchmen??

Acute Bilateral Fibromyalga??

[guwapo_rocker]

She's 21, Asian, naked, and she invited five of her girlfriends

from college to come to my place and play.:D

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Except one thing... Before you got there... Your date had ABF...
A little term used by the ladies... Figure it out boys...

Already Been Fucked? You must be kidding yourself. That would be like eating bread instead of caviar. Finger weenies instead of a Bratwurst!

Besides, I'm all good like that. Free and easy. What's good for the goose is good for the gander, right? :D


She's the one who told me I was boldly going where no man had gone before!
:D :eatit: :blow2: :blow: :splooge:

don't be hatin' babe... ...you asked for it, and I think the guys will agree, I delivered! ;)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
She's 21, Asian, naked, and she invited five of her girlfriends

from college to come to my place and play.:D

All of um... ABF! :D

[Fabulous Shadow]

It's all good Keeyth! I can deal, just know that the ladies got their little secrets too. We are not so prim and proper. You should hear what we do at slumber parties!

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
It's all good Keeyth! I can deal, just know that the ladies got their little secrets too. We are not so prim and proper. You should hear what we do at slumber parties!

Uh... ...why do you think we like you so much??? :D

prim and proper is sooooo 1950's...

[Keeyth]

Maybe a new poll is needed here, huh guys?

Who wins out with us?

The enthusiastic blow job giving woman

OR

The prim and proper????

[guwapo_rocker]

I like munching on prim and propper naked Asian pussy

until she gets so worked up she give me one hell of an

enthusiastic blow job!!

[Ally_Kat]

haha -- I'm prim and proper and I've had badboys try to sway me. They failed though.

[Fabulous Shadow]

You like me because I'm a guys girl... That's what my friends call it...
Most men love me, most women hate me till they get to know me OR they are exactly like me. Ask Chelle...

I got a story for you...
Me and my friend went out with her husband. We went to an Atomic Punks show at Canes in San Diego. Well, she bets me that she will get up on the bar and dance and that if she does, I have to get up on the table flash my titties. So she does... needless to say, everyone in the bar goes WILD (she's HOT) but the bouncers quickly come over and tell her to get down... So now, I have to get on the table and FLASH UM, so I do. Again... The place goes NUTS, But the bouncers come over and tell me to get down and tell us both next time we are out of there, but they are smiling so we know were cool. So her hubby is just taking all this in is sitting there and it's his birthday, so she says, let's give him a lap dance, he'll love it. So we do! People are looking at him like who is THIS guy. And all these other guys are coming over and trying to get in on the action. It was CRAZY! Needless to say we are leaving the bar and guys are just grabbing at us and trying to talk to us and my friend just grabs me and goes, sorry were lesbians and we just gave eachother the biggest french kiss you can imagine! It was a riot! She is a chick just like me. A guys girl.

(Chelle, this was trip and tbear.)

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
You like me because I'm a guys girl... That's what my friends call it...
Most men love me, most women hate me till they get to know me OR they are exactly like me. Ask Chelle...

I got a story for you...
Me and my friend went out with her husband. We went to an Atomic Punks show at Canes in San Diego. Well, she bets me that she will get up on the bar and dance and that if she does, I have to get up on the table flash my titties. So she does... needless to say, everyone in the bar goes WILD (she's HOT) but the bouncers quickly come over and tell her to get down... So now, I have to get on the table and FLASH UM, so I do. Again... The place goes NUTS, But the bouncers come over and tell me to get down and tell us both next time we are out of there, but they are smiling so we know were cool. So her hubby is just taking all this in is sitting there and it's his birthday, so she says, let's give him a lap dance, he'll love it. So we do! People are looking at him like who is THIS guy. And all these other guys are coming over and trying to get in on the action. It was CRAZY! Needless to say we are leaving the bar and guys are just grabbing at us and trying to talk to us and my friend just grabs me and goes, sorry were lesbians and we just gave eachother the biggest french kiss you can imagine! It was a riot! She is a chick just like me. A guys girl.

(Chelle, this was trip and tbear.)

Nice, but it would be closer to a perfect date for her husband if you all went home, got butt nekkid, and FUCKED until dawn!!!:D

...s'truth!:cool:

[Fabulous Shadow]

SHHHHHH... That's a secret...

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Keeyth
Nice, but it would be closer to a perfect date for her husband if you all went home, got butt nekkid, and FUCKED until dawn!!!:D

...s'truth!:cool:

Yep and all the naked Asian chicks showed up!!

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Yep and all the naked Asian chicks showed up!!

Gimme a naked Asian chick and a bottle of anything... ...to GO!!!:D

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Keeyth
Gimme a naked Asian chick and a bottle of anything... ...to GO!!!:D

:D :D :lol: That's a vote for you bro!!!!

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
:D :D :lol: That's a vote for you bro!!!!

Back at ya with a nekkid Asian chick on top!!:D :tits:

[Fabulous Shadow]

you guys are too CRAZY! Here ya go guys!

http://community.webshots.com/s/image11/2/12/33/144021233VfjQpv_ph.jpg

I guess the pics wont work... I'll fix um from home... Leaving the links for future use... sorry fellas...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Heres one just for my Guwapo!

http://community.webshots.com/s/image3/6/41/68/19164168dqieKwCnAy_ph.jpg

Hey! I thought this was CHICK CHAT!

Ah well that one won't work... I'll leave it there in case someone can fix it for ya...

Here's another for the boys
http://community.webshots.com/s/image6/5/38/29/79453829jEVSnE_ph.jpg

[Keeyth]

Where are the pics? The show up as red 'x's on my screen!!

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
you guys are too CRAZY! Here ya go guys!

http://community.webshots.com/s/image11/2/12/33/144021233VfjQpv_ph.jpg

I guess the pics wont work... I'll fix um from home... Leaving the links for future use... sorry fellas...

WAAaaaahhhh! It says I'm "Forbidden" from viewing jpg's on that server! :cry: :D

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
You like me because I'm a guys girl... That's what my friends call it...
Most men love me, most women hate me till they get to know me OR they are exactly like me. Ask Chelle...

Yup :)


(Chelle, this was trip and tbear.)

Yeah, I was at that show too. Saw tbear's performance on stage, but never could find you guys.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle


Yup :)



Yeah, I was at that show too. Saw tbear's performance on stage, but never could find you guys. [/B]

wrong show Chelle you must be thinking of when Tbear did her HOT FOR TEACHER solo... This was a different time, the first time I met the Trips actually.

[SoCalChelle]

Yeah, I may be talking about a different show, cuz this one definitely was not the first time you had met them. Brian was with me.

[Cathedral]

When my wisdom teeth were extracted they did 4 teeth in 3 visits over the course of a month and a half. That's 90 painkillers in the time frame and i ended up addicted to them BIGTIME.

It was the only time in my life I ever disrespected my Mother to the point she swung at me twice with such a force that when i caught her wrists in mid swing she had bruises for a couple of months.

It was NOT a good time in our relationship.

[Cathedral]

Hey, this posted in the wrong forum, now that is fucking strange as hell.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Cathedral
When my wisdom teeth were extracted they did 4 teeth in 3 visits over the course of a month and a half. That's 90 painkillers in the time frame and i ended up addicted to them BIGTIME.

It was the only time in my life I ever disrespected my Mother to the point she swung at me twice with such a force that when i caught her wrists in mid swing she had bruises for a couple of months.

It was NOT a good time in our relationship.

wisdom tooth extraction on a first date CAT? LOL
Now that's some weird shit!

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Hey, this posted in the wrong forum, now that is fucking strange as hell.

You sure you're not still on those painkillers??? :D

So.. ..you posted it in the wisdom teeth forum but it ended up in Chick chat? wierd..