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Little Texan
01-17-2004, 02:55 AM
I don't know about you, but I am fucking sick of seeing Bob and his stupid ass smile 200 times a day while I'm trying to watch TV! Bob can take his longer, Enzyte enhanced dick and go fuck himself with it! I HATE those stupid commercials! Better yet, call up Lorena Bobbitt and have her slice off his Enzyte tube steak and stuff it down his throat! That would wipe that stupid fucking grin off his face!

azcrdnal
01-18-2004, 02:40 PM
who is sammy hagar

Sarge's Little Helper
01-18-2004, 02:40 PM
who is sammy hagar

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

azcrdnal
01-18-2004, 02:41 PM
you are correct sir

azcrdnal
01-18-2004, 02:41 PM
who is david lee roth

Sarge's Little Helper
01-18-2004, 02:41 PM
who is david lee roth

Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!

Gmoney
01-19-2004, 02:21 PM
Who is Bette Midler?

Sarge's Little Helper
01-19-2004, 02:21 PM
Who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

High Life Man
01-19-2004, 05:33 PM
does enzyte work