Pick Up Lines...

[Fabulous Shadow]

What have ya heard, what do ya use, and do they work???

Your daddy must be a drug dealer cuz baby your DOPE!

I think we would be a great couple because i see ALOT of ME in YOU...

You know what Johnnie Walker and I have in common? We're both excellent liquors.

[Carmine]

lines dont work. Flash and Cash, baby...Flash and cash!

[Fabulous Shadow]

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Flash and Cash! LMAO!!!!

Not necessarily true, when a guy says something sweet and charming I'll give him my attention...

[Coyote]

Originally posted by DLRoswegony
lines dont work. Flash and Cash, baby...Flash and cash!

...And a big schlong wouldn't hurt either. :rolleyes: :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
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Flash and Cash! LMAO!!!!

Not necessarily true, when a guy says something sweet and charming I'll give him my attention...

a wink and a drink works. " I always hang out with 2 of em,see if there winds up bein any conversation, I dont have to be involved. FAGGETABAADIT!


Pete Angelus - FABULOUS PICASSO BRUDDA

[Mezro]

Don't use them. Entertaining conversation wins every time.

Mezro...stupid lines = fucking your comforter raw on a Saturday night

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by DLRoswegony
a wink and a drink works.


Winks ... can be devastating. ;)

[Fabulous Shadow]

I once went up to a drummer in a band and said... "My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute" I ended up marrying him...

[JCOOK]

Do you belive in love at first sight or should I come back later.
for some reason it never works.-- neither does Hey bitch how much?

[Bottoms Up]

Did it hurt? (the girl says) Did what hurt?....When fell from heaven

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
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Flash and Cash! LMAO!!!!

Not necessarily true, when a guy says something sweet and charming I'll give him my attention...


Sweet n' charming? ok...

Did you know that I've spent hours at the supermarket looking for something sweeter than you, but came home empty handed.




{SLAMDUNK!}

[Golden AWe]

"Do you want to be a mod now or later"

[Ozzy Fudd]

Can i buy you a drink or am i wastin my time...

[pete]

"Are you into something meaningless?" works 50% of the time.

then again

I'm pretty cute

[Hecubus]

Hey Baby!! How's your mellon smellin'?

[guwapo_rocker]

I'm sorry I barfed down your tank top....gets 'em naked

every time!!

[ashstralia]

scuse me, but i'm new in town.
can i have directions to your place?

ha ha.

seriously, a sincere compliment (hair, eyes, perfume, clothes etc.)
works a lot for me.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Mezro
Don't use them. Entertaining conversation wins every time.

Mezro...stupid lines = fucking your comforter raw on a Saturday night


Classic Mez ! ;)

That one got the Panamark twin nostril beer snort award of excellence !

But fair dinkum ?? Does anyone use these cheezy lines with success ??
Ive heard guys saying this shit and I just laugh. Its almost like they havent got enough intelligence to have an indepth conversation with a girl, so they have to do the best with a throw away, one-liner.

but if we have to contribute..

"As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit"

and the classic old Australian one used on foreign chicks..

Hey you look like you have got a bit of Australian
in you ! (They answer no)

Well would you like some ??

-Panamark thinking of all those poor raw comforters out there !!

[Coyote]

"Hey baby. How 'bout a pizza and a long screw? (slap) What?! Ya don't like pizza?!"

[Jano]

Do you want to teach me english and i teach you some french?

[Fabulous Shadow]

Didn't we go to different schools?

[JCOOK]

Can I buy you a drink or would you like the money instead?

[Fabulous Shadow]

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

[ashstralia]

i had a mate in canberra who asked every chick
he met for a f*ck. for every ten girls, he'd get 9
slaps and a f*ck!!!!!!

[Cathedral]

I usually just start with "Hi" then give them a smile and ask if they'd like a drink.

I don't do "lines" because they see them coming from a mile away.
Just be yourself, why play games when there really is no need to.

A true romantic's charm will shine through faster and more effectively than any line you can use.

If she's not interested then you've just had the company of a pretty woman for a drink that will remember you the next time she see's you.
Friendships make the best relationships in the end and using lines sets the whole thing off on a cherade.
It may work for the bold womanizers of the world, but i look for more than just a one night stand.
Sex means nothing to me if there aren't any emotions involved and i've never felt satisfied by anything less.

[Dr. Love]

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

from "anchormAN trailer"-Let's make a baby!
David Lee Roth -Ive always said it takes two to tango and how well can you dance?

miss, do u have a mirror in ur lap? cuz i can see myself in ur pants tonight!

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

No it isn't, and there will be no fucking you on my agenda, lmmfao.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

what wuld you do if she said yes? then she'd be pissed off, if she wasnt already, and you would have to jack off instead of getting laid, which getting laid is much more fun, agree?

[Dr. Love]

I'm a dude, if you were referring to me.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

hell no im straight! btw do you like KISS? i love em in a non gay way lol!!!!!!!! Gene rules! i would love to see him bite off General Hina's head and laugh

[Dr. Love]

KISS?

Who the fuck is that?

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

paul stanley, ace frehley, peter criss, gene simmons, vinnie vincent, eric carr, mark st. john, bruce kulick, eric singer, tommy thayer. currently touring w/ poison. "Calling Dr. Love" is one of their more popular songs. if u know anything about Music, rock especially, u know who the hell kiss is, or should. you dont have to like them, but u need to accept what they did and their status in the rock world in order to be well rounded and knowledgable. you should respect what they did. they have influenced many kick ass bands.things might have been different for VH w/o gene simmons.

[Dr. Love]

Wait wait ... you're telling me that there's this band called KISS or whatever.


And they wrote a song about me?


No fuckin' way.

[Panamark]

Kiss are an even bigger joke than Van Hagar now..

Gene & Paul + (insert drummer and guitarist of the week here)

The original lineup was excellent and Im glad I saw them.
I also respect Ace and Peter's respect of their original legacy.

Kiss fans are even worse than Van Hagar fans, I reckon
they could send a Gene and Paul lookalike in makeup
out there, and the fans would still go !!

[hambon4lif]

if you've got $$$$$ and a big shlong, you don't have to say shit. just wait for them to ask you if they can ride your rope!

[distortion9]

I shit you not.

Right after I get engaged. Me and my buddy are in a "Fridays" here on Long Island. This brawd is giving me eyes so I walk over and...no shit...say the following. "HI...HOW BOUT ME AND MY BUDDY TAKE YOU OUT TO MY JEEP AND FUCK YOU LIKE CRAZY?"

Her reply?

"Let's go."

...so I'm batting a thousand with that line.

[Dr. Love]

And then...?

[distortion9]

S
Originally posted by Dr. Love
And then...?

She got a thorough workout.

[secrets]

"Ifyawanasukmadiksewat" said quickly

"What?" Said by female in dismay

"Ifyawanasukmadiksaywat"

"What?" said by female in frustration.

"I said if you want to suck my dick, say what" Then smile, and hope she doesn't slap you in the face.

;)

[saint]

I once walked over to a nice gal and asked if she wanted to follow me home to make sweet lovin, she said - I don't know you. I said I live 5 min from here we can get to know each other on the way. The outcome was as abrupt as the question, She turned around and walked away. 30 mins later she came up to me said now i´ve asked around about you and now I know more about you. Ok I said shall we go? Then again she turned around said NO and walked away.

[alexpgrimes]

Walk up to the girl and say your lips would make a lolipop too happy..