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POJO_Risin
12-31-2003, 02:40 PM
Alright motherfuckers, far be it from me to set the tone for this fucking forum...

Let me just say this...

I don't give a shit what you talk about here, as long as it in some fucking way relates to Roth or Classic Van Halen...none of us do...

So if you fucking talk about Hagar...unless it's about how he fucks Icon up the ass (lmfao bro...I missed this place)...find a new place to play...

unless of course...

you want to ask this question...

who is Sammy Hagar?

Sarge's Little Helper
12-31-2003, 02:41 PM
Alright motherfuckers, far be it from me to set the tone for this fucking forum...

Let me just say this...

I don't give a shit what you talk about here, as long as it in some fucking way relates to Roth or Classic Van Halen...none of us do...

So if you fucking talk about Hagar...unless it's about how he fucks Icon up the ass (lmfao bro...I missed this place)...find a new place to play...

unless of course...

you want to ask this question...

who is Sammy Hagar?

a bridge drone troll

Panamark
01-01-2004, 12:35 AM
Sammy is like that last piece of stubborn turd, no matter how hard you squeeze, you just cant seem to get that fucker out.
Hows that fucking Mikey and Sammy shit ? Are they secretly banging each other after too many tequilas or what ?? Piggy boys from deliverance style. Ah well, fuck it. Im sure EVH is
too drunk to worry about Al's dinner dates. FUCKING SOBER UP ED !
DAVE IS READY !!

GAR
01-01-2004, 01:31 AM
Who's bothered by Grant's giving equal time to Sammy over the years?

How many of you, say - aye?

FORD
01-01-2004, 02:39 AM
Who is Sammy Hagar?

Winner of the Tillamook County Oregon Dairy Council's Cheddarmaster award for "Most Consistent Cheddar Output" for the years 1986 - 1996

Sarge's Little Helper
01-01-2004, 02:39 AM
Who is Sammy Hagar?

Winner of the Tillamook County Oregon Dairy Council's Cheddarmaster award for "Most Consistent Cheddar Output" for the years 1986 - 1996

a bridge drone troll

FORD
01-01-2004, 02:40 AM
now that was fucking weird...

POJO_Risin
01-01-2004, 02:43 AM
lol dude...great shit...

if you haven't yet...check out the fucking chit chat room and ask that question...

POJO_Risin
01-01-2004, 02:43 AM
Who is David Lee Roth?

Sarge's Little Helper
01-01-2004, 02:43 AM
Who is David Lee Roth?

The Toastmaster General of the Immoral Majority

POJO_Risin
01-01-2004, 02:44 AM
Amen...

Coyote
01-01-2004, 12:25 PM
Who the fuck is Eddie Van Halen?

twonabomber
01-01-2004, 12:29 PM
winner of the Member Of The Most Twelve-Step Programs award?

Coyote
01-01-2004, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by twonabomber
winner of the Member Of The Most Twelve-Step Programs award?

I was gonna say "Biggest dumbass of our time who doesn't seem to realize that in order to revive what's left of a nosedive-career he needs DLR back at the wheel", but it's too long and it doesn't have the same swing as your answer. :)

PHOENIX
01-01-2004, 01:13 PM
Sammy Hagar is back in Van Halen?:bananna: :bottle: :bananna: :bottle: :bananna:

Antman
01-01-2004, 05:45 PM
Sammy who???

Antman
01-01-2004, 05:46 PM
Doesn't he bus tables at some dive club in Cabo?

Coyote
01-01-2004, 06:30 PM
Who is Sammy Hagar?

Sarge's Little Helper
01-01-2004, 06:30 PM
Who is Sammy Hagar?

a bridge drone troll who sounds like a sack of assholes when he speaks!

TOM_5150
01-02-2004, 02:56 AM
When Dave toured with Sammy do you think he had a tight relationship with Sammy similar to Mike and Spammy? I thought I would make everyone laugh here.

BrownSound1
01-02-2004, 10:11 AM
You guys know the world can't wait for the next Hagar song with the words "love" and "jive." And those genious lyrics like "only time will tell if we stand the test of time."

Who is Sammy Hagar?

Sarge's Little Helper
01-02-2004, 10:11 AM
You guys know the world can't wait for the next Hagar song with the words "love" and "jive." And those genious lyrics like "only time will tell if we stand the test of time."

Who is Sammy Hagar?

a bridge drone troll who sounds like a sack of assholes when he speaks!

John Ashcroft
01-02-2004, 11:06 AM
http://www.balynce.com/cabo/oct99/sam10w.jpg

This guy?

BrownSound1
01-02-2004, 11:09 AM
Dear God...I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing THAT.

John Ashcroft
01-02-2004, 11:11 AM
Just a little Christmas present for you all...

Look at him, he's just dripping cheese from every pore!

TOLEDOCHRIS
01-02-2004, 03:36 PM
HAGAR KNOWS THAT ROTH IS A BETTER FRONTMAN THEN HE COULD EVER BE...

Hecubus
01-02-2004, 06:29 PM
It's the whole beach outfit thing on a constant basis that makes it tough for me to stand....

ssomesweetsugar
01-03-2004, 06:10 PM
Who the hell is that?
Those florecent colors are hurting my eyes!

~S

BigBadBrian
01-03-2004, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by John Ashcroft
Just a little Christmas present for you all...

Look at him, he's just dripping cheese from every pore!

:eek: I could've gone without seeing that pajama-wearing Mayor McCheese as well.

BITEYOASS
01-03-2004, 06:32 PM
I swear that Spammy looks like that troll from the movie "Ernest scared stupid" correct me if I'm wrong. Now if only I can get a photo of each. of Hagar McSpamCheese and that ernest troll.

azcrdnal
01-03-2004, 07:49 PM
thanks dude now im fucking blind

azcrdnal
01-03-2004, 07:50 PM
oh thank god my sight is slowly coming back

azcrdnal
01-03-2004, 07:50 PM
please don't show us that shit again

azcrdnal
01-03-2004, 07:51 PM
that was realy bad

azcrdnal
01-03-2004, 07:51 PM
the red cock smoker

Gmoney
01-04-2004, 09:36 PM
What's up with that SOS pad he had glued to his chin....someone should tell him he is in his 50's, not his 20's!!!:dork:

Eddie Van Halen
01-06-2004, 12:23 PM
I'm afraid for those who disagree, Sammy Hagar is the one who has landed the gig for the next Van Halen release.

Laceration
01-06-2004, 02:55 PM
Sammy is a singer. DLR is THE singer. Not much else to say. :D

Figs
11-02-2004, 03:35 PM
Oh fuck you. Fuck the lot of you. Fuck you all.