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wooda
07-19-2004, 09:33 PM
Sarge,

With all due respect, I can remember coming to these sites just looking around to see what’s what, and never thinking twice about making a post. Then I started to get a little put off by the absence of fact contained in much of the postings, and then it dawned on me why?

The MOD’s were barely even thought of when VH once and for all indelibly stamped good time Rock & Roll on the Classic rock map. These guys have no fathom of a clue as to what it all really means? They have not one shred of understanding that 5150 has more in common with Survivor than it does Classic VH, and that is why I made a conscientious choice of going with DDLR. The MOD’s do their job. They don’t censure and or otherwise move content unless it truly belongs elsewhere. No that doesn’t mean the dump.

These guys should interject threads with useful information that stimulates our brain and makes us want to hear those songs again, or search for every last tid bit of information on how it all came to pass.

Now for the challenge: I have attached 2 links to content at the DDLR site. Within the first one is a neat little scrap of info on how Gene Simmons came to see VH, and the second is just clarifying some misrepresented facts, and there’s plenty more where that came from.

My challenge is simple, have your MOD’s come up with something of merit or value that comes close to the kind of factual content we have at DDLR, or DE-MOD or move them into something a little more suited to their expertise, then let Me, Sesh, Vaughn, etc…. show you what real historians could do to help people understand the majestic beauty of real VH that thing we all know and love.

If your guys can really cut the mustard, and go toe to toe, then I will issue an open apology for anything I may have said and/or done to compromise or otherwise spoil the atmosphere at the DLR ARMY and you can ban me, and the rest of our guys for the life of your site.

The recent feuds would never have happened if somebody of your dignity were minding the ship 24/7 instead of guys like Big Troubles or Pete. I fully understand that your 100% participation is not an option, but none the less something has to give. There is already VHLINK’S too many.

This should in no way shape or form be viewed as the start of a war between two sites, but rather a means to calm the storm and get back to helping DLR kick the peoples ASS!

http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2470

http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2269

ELVIS
07-19-2004, 09:37 PM
Your challenge is stupid...:rolleyes:

pete
07-19-2004, 09:41 PM
To the dump with you and your tainted brood.

wooda
07-19-2004, 09:45 PM
Move this thread, and you are just sealing your fate at the ARMY!!

TLR
07-19-2004, 09:51 PM
wooda = pompous ass

I appreciate your generosity and willingness to educate me as to why I should love something. Oh, wait...I ALREADY love DLR. Thanks, but no thanks.

Let me educate YOU on something...As I said before, you are like that piece of gum on my shoe...irritating at first, but you hope it eventually just goes away.

pete
07-19-2004, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by wooda
Move this thread, and you are just sealing your fate at the ARMY!!

I'm scared.

you fucking wuss.

I've posted reviews and all kinds of shit VH related.

I am a fan.
and aprofessional musician.

kiss my ass.

seal my fate. throw this in the dump.

Terry
07-19-2004, 09:54 PM
DDLR took up the slack when the army was down. Did a fine job, too.

But this site aint DDLR.com. Just as much misinformation and terminal sheep posters allowed to permeate threads and posts over there as there is here, along with just as much nonsensical gibberish.

Let's not get holier-than-thou about DDLR.com. Glass houses, etc.

wooda
07-19-2004, 10:02 PM
All right somebody is showing heart!!!

But sadly I didn't ask about heart. I issued a challange and so far just more of the same and as expected no takers.

Besides I issued the challange to Sarge, so let's let him decide what you guys will and won't be doing with this thread or your fine attitude towards your peers!

OK, time to sleep you guys have at it and with any hope in the morning I will see something fresh and meaningful about Classic VH that will make some new fan want to become a full fledged fan

Oh, and Pete, I will take you on in a guitar or any other challenge any time you wish

PHOENIX
07-19-2004, 10:08 PM
This thread should me moved to Feedback!

pete
07-19-2004, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by wooda
All right somebody is showing heart!!!

But sadly I didn't ask about heart. I issued a challange and so far just more of the same and as expected no takers.

Besides I issued the challange to Sarge, so let's let him decide what you guys will and won't be doing with this thread or your fine attitude towards your peers!

OK, time to sleep you guys have at it and with any hope in the morning I will see something fresh and meaningful about Classic VH that will make some new fan want to become a full fledged fan

Oh, and Pete, I will take you on in a guitar or any other challenge any time you wish

Anyone as idiotic as you can not have the creative edge to even carry my guitars.

that said. send me an mp3 and i'll send you one.

I work in studios so you'll dig the quality.

wooda
07-19-2004, 10:10 PM
This thread should stay put until Sarge decides what should be done with it!

pete
07-19-2004, 10:12 PM
the FABarmy speaks.

misposted by our new genius.

PHOENIX
07-19-2004, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by wooda
This thread should stay put until Sarge decides what should be done with it!

No it has no business being here. It should either have been a PM to him or posted in the Feedback forum.

wooda
07-19-2004, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by pete
Anyone as idiotic as you can not have the creative edge to even carry my guitars.

Is this what people come to the ARMY for? I issue a simple challange, and all you can do is further insult DDLR?

Name the place for the guitar challange, and underestimating your oponent can be very costly

wooda
07-19-2004, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by PHOENIX
No it has no business being here. It should either have been a PM to him or posted in the Feedback forum.

No, let the people see what kind of shit you are peddling!!!

Why don't you guys stop worring about the game you already lost and get back to promoting Dave.

THEGREAT JT
07-19-2004, 10:16 PM
I will be setting up a meeting with Sarge to get things a little more organized. Things seemed to get pretty fucked up during my 10 day absence.

PHOENIX
07-19-2004, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by wooda
No, let the people see what kind of shit you are peddling!!!

Why don't you guys stop worring about the game you already lost and get back to promoting Dave.

Ok now you're creeping me out. You sound like one of those guys that actually dials those 1-800 numbers on a bag of chips to let them know what you thought of the product.

rustoffa
07-19-2004, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by wooda
Sarge,

With all due respect,

I don't see any respect whatsoever.
This is bullshit, plain and simple.

If you're questioning my viability as a mod, so be it.

Trying to stir up shit between two entities with the same
motherfucking credo reminds me of another "persons" recent
schtick.

This is a whole different ballgame over here bro. Check any
number of antagonistic threads.....alot of pro Hagar speel to
deal with.

Maybe it's a bit easier sifting through numerous "KISS" threads?

In a nutshell, I wouldn't have even considered doing this at Von's.
I won't even humour your statements regarding my knowledge of
VAN HALEN.

wooda
07-19-2004, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by pete
Anyone as idiotic as you can not have the creative edge to even carry my guitars.

that said. send me an mp3 and i'll send you one.

I work in studios so you'll dig the quality.

here is a link to some of my one take five minute quick and dirty playing. i ain't affraid to let the whole world hear, are you? www.randyrhoads.tk (http://www.nobitching.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=1563)

pete
07-19-2004, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by wooda
Is this what people come to the ARMY for? I issue a simple challange, and all you can do is further insult DDLR?

Name the place for the guitar challange, and underestimating your oponent can be very costly

you do not represent DDLR as much as you represent Fab.

The insults and disrespect is a based based on 41 years of stupidity.

Wear it with pride.

actually, you do.

madraoul
07-19-2004, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by wooda


The MOD’s were barely even thought of when VH once and for all indelibly stamped good time Rock & Roll on the Classic rock map. These guys have no fathom of a clue as to what it all really means? They have not one shred of understanding that 5150 has more in common with Survivor than it does Classic VH, and that is why I made a conscientious choice of going with DDLR. The MOD’s do their job. They don’t censure and or otherwise move content unless it truly belongs elsewhere. No that doesn’t mean the dump.


What a bunch of bullshit. I'm also a 40 year old that was on board with VH since the beginning. I'm psyched that so many "youngsters" realize the place of classic VH in rock history. These people are to be applauded for their good taste. Jeez, I wasn't there to see Hendrix, but I still know he was the greatest that ever lived.

wooda
07-19-2004, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by madraoul
What a bunch of bullshit. I'm also a 40 year old that was on board with VH since the beginning. I'm psyched that so many "youngsters" realize the place of classic VH in rock history. These people are to be applauded for their good taste. Jeez, I wasn't there to see Hendrix, but I still know he was the greatest that ever lived.

Perhaps some of the older and mature MOD's should take it upon themselves to read between the lines. I never said all the MOD's and I did not use profanity and/or name calling. I simply issued a challange to a few of the guys running around with toolboxes that only contain a 20 Pound sledge in them.

The rest of you should be able to fully undersatnd the intent and deal with the issue. We don't bash your guys at our site, in fact we send people your way, but you have some future special olympions who do not return the favor

Thank God for that spell checker, we don't have that

pete
07-19-2004, 10:38 PM
HA

madraoul
07-19-2004, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by wooda
Perhaps some of the older and mature MOD's should take it upon themselves to read between the lines. I never said all the MOD's and I did not use profanity and/or name calling. I simply issued a challange to a few of the guys running around with toolboxes that only contain a 20 Pound sledge in them.

The rest of you should be able to fully undersatnd the intent and deal with the issue. We don't bash your guys at our site, in fact we send people your way, but you have some future special olympions who do not return the favor

Thank God for that spell checker, we don't have that

If you don't use the spell checker, then try sounding it out. Olympics...the root word is, aw fuck it! It's "OLYMPIAN!"

wooda
07-19-2004, 10:56 PM
It was meant as a joke!!! they can't even spell right, get it!!!

MAX
07-19-2004, 10:57 PM
Hey Wooda,

I'm a the rookiest of rook mods in Main and I took it upon myself to move this thread where it rightfully belongs. These guys all do their best and you have no idea what we are/aren't allowed to do regarding threads. Hell, sometimes I still do not? lol. That's neither here nor there. However, I do take issue with you implying what age knows REAL Halen and what does not. We are all here for the same reason dude. We worship Classic Halen with Diamond Dave at the helm. Also, I found it funny that you poked fun at BT's age today. I'm also 33 years old and you want to know something? My FIRST concert EVER was VH on their 1984 Tour. Kinda clinched it for me. Hence, why I'm such an avid fan.

With all of the other shitola that's floating around we as moderators in MAIN would like to keep the forum Dave and Classic Halen only. Is that too much to ask?

Thanks for your time and I appreciate any input that you might have. As with anyone, please feel free to shoot me a PM if any of you have an issue with Main. We'll do our best to try to make everyone as happy as possible.

wooda
07-19-2004, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by madraoul
If you don't use the spell checker, then try sounding it out. Olympics...the root word is, aw fuck it! It's "OLYMPIAN!"

Besides, by agreement with one of your open minded MOD's, I have agreed to let this go for the moment. and I am hoping that unless you are truly up for my challenge you will consider doing the same.

The Knockz
07-19-2004, 11:00 PM
as a regular to both sites and a once huge supporter of both at different times, lemme express a few thoughts.
Sarge is the master of the DLR site. Slawterhouse was the official site but the Army was always home. Sarge and I dealt with a few tards together in the past which is why I dont frequent this site as much as I used to because as one BEPH faded away into obscurity some new dumb ass ( FLAP ) comes along and mistakes annoyance for amusement .
But Sarge has quality over the DDLR which if driven correctly could become the Army's equal. They aint competitors, more like two seperate books at both ends of a DLR library.
Now DDLR seems to think that retarded posts, constant harrassment and non DLR related content makes for interesting reading.
If you were blind and someone read out loud the posts to you, you'd never guess it was a DLR site.
You'd think..great..its Beevis and Butthead .com.
Sarge and Von both offer a cool service to all of us which costs them money and plenty of time.
Both of these Tard Sticks deserve a round of applause for their work and in my opinion both make a great place to visit and waste a few work hours.
The downside is of course the parasites that use both sites for their spamming purposes and their " I sure like gay porn" agendas, or their retarded ass delusional rants ( Hitch anyone?), but at any given hour each site offers more than a tad of interest to any of us that are DLR inclined.
The Army's claim to fame is its history. Mentioned on TV and magazines the Army is the recognised DLR site round the world.
DDLR has the DLR bands attention which gives it good credibility, which in my opinion certainly warrants the motivation to make it look like a site of the DLR Band instead of the hastily thrown together site it is now.
But as stated earlier both sites serve a purpose and are addictive as hell.
Competition? No.... Compliments to each other. Yes
Roth on ya tard ass mo-fo's.

wooda
07-19-2004, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Hey Wooda,

I'm a the rookiest of rook mods in Main and I took it upon myself to move this thread where it rightfully belongs. These guys all do their best and you have no idea what we are/aren't allowed to do regarding threads. Hell, sometimes I still do not? lol. That's neither here nor there. However, I do take issue with you implying what age knows REAL Halen and what does not. We are all here for the same reason dude. We worship Classic Halen with Diamond Dave at the helm. Also, I found it funny that you poked fun at BT's age today. I'm also 33 years old and you want to know something? My FIRST concert EVER was VH on their 1984 Tour. Kinda clinched it for me. Hence, why I'm such an avid fan.

With all of the other shitola that's floating around we as moderators in MAIN would like to keep the forum Dave and Classic Halen only. Is that too much to ask?

Thanks for your time and I appreciate any input that you might have. As with anyone, please feel free to shoot me a PM if any of you have an issue with Main. We'll do our best to try to make everyone as happy as possible.

I would have to say that you are doing your job, and are more than likely not one of the persons I was calling out. So please don't let it get to you.

Classic VH is a way of life!

wooda
07-19-2004, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by The Knockz
as a regular to both sites and a once huge supporter of both at different times, lemme express a few thoughts.
Sarge is the master of the DLR site. Slawterhouse was the official site but the Army was always home. Sarge and I dealt with a few tards together in the past which is why I dont frequent this site as much as I used to because as one BEPH faded away into obscurity some new dumb ass ( FLAP ) comes along and mistakes annoyance for amusement .
But Sarge has quality over the DDLR which if driven correctly could become the Army's equal. They aint competitors, more like two seperate books at both ends of a DLR library.
Now DDLR seems to think that retarded posts, constant harrassment and non DLR related content makes for interesting reading.
If you were blind and someone read out loud the posts to you, you'd never guess it was a DLR site.
You'd think..great..its Beevis and Butthead .com.
Sarge and Von both offer a cool service to all of us which costs them money and plenty of time.
Both of these Tard Sticks deserve a round of applause for their work and in my opinion both make a great place to visit and waste a few work hours.
The downside is of course the parasites that use both sites for their spamming purposes and their " I sure like gay porn" agendas, or their retarded ass delusional rants ( Hitch anyone?), but at any given hour each site offers more than a tad of interest to any of us that are DLR inclined.
The Army's claim to fame is its history. Mentioned on TV and magazines the Army is the recognised DLR site round the world.
DDLR has the DLR bands attention which gives it good credibility, which in my opinion certainly warrants the motivation to make it look like a site of the DLR Band instead of the hastily thrown together site it is now.
But as stated earlier both sites serve a purpose and are addictive as hell.
Competition? No.... Compliments to each other. Yes
Roth on ya tard ass mo-fo's.

Hey Knockz! who would have thought that you of all people would become the voice of reason in this saga, but it is a welcome treat for me.

Big Troubles
07-19-2004, 11:06 PM
Why is any of this bullshit even relevant? This is a simple little way of DDLR.COM advertising and taking away site members. Pretty sad actualy, as BOTH sites fucking rock IMO. I enjoy many of the threads posted over there, but somewhere along the way I found myself staying in the Army and eventualy becoming a MOD. You questioning our Van Halen knowledge is disrespectful. Sarge also seen the Van Halen/Roth love in all of us, that's one of the reasons we were chosen. It wasn't a "who you know" situation. Perhaps it is at the other site? I don't know. I'm far too busy trying to keep up with a few busy assholes spamming our forums night after night. I haven't exactly had tons of time to post intellectual conversations or personal stories about VH or Roth, again, because of a few assholes tying up the boards with non-sense playground hairpulling. If your post was edited, there was a reason. If your thread was dumped, again, guess what? There was a reason. There are reasons for everything here at the Army. Maybe your just not used to some sort of rules? Too much time spent photo-shopping pics perhaps? This was turned into a site vs site situation when it shouldn't have been. There is nothing wrong with us Mods. There is however something seriously wrong with you. You say your 41? Do you tell many of your friends or co-workers the shit you do, or the time you spend here, talking about what you do talk about, which hasn't been Van Halen or Dave? Statisticaly, you should've died from some sort of bungee jumping accident or lightening strike.

guwapo_rocker
07-19-2004, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by wooda
Perhaps some of the older and mature MOD's should take it upon themselves to read between the lines. I never said all the MOD's and I did not use profanity and/or name calling. I simply issued a challange to a few of the guys running around with toolboxes that only contain a 20 Pound sledge in them.

The rest of you should be able to fully undersatnd the intent and deal with the issue. We don't bash your guys at our site, in fact we send people your way, but you have some future special olympions who do not return the favor

Thank God for that spell checker, we don't have that

Damn right you send people our way, they want the real deal.

Type in David Lee Roth on a search and what site is on page 1?

What site is on page 3? or 4?

You come over and photoshop people to try and embarrass

them, and then say you're not starting a war? By the way,

BT, you'll get some leg tonight for sure Bro!!!

Face it, your site is dying because our site rules.

SEEEEEEYA coulda, shoulda, WOODA.

By the way, lick my balls bitch!!!!

Big Troubles
07-19-2004, 11:07 PM
"It may not be the blues baby, but it sure makes me sad"

;)

pete
07-19-2004, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by wooda
Besides, by agreement with one of your open minded MOD's, I have agreed to let this go for the moment. and I am hoping that unless you are truly up for my challenge you will consider doing the same.

HI WARF!!!!

wooda
07-19-2004, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Damn right you send people our way, they want the real deal.

Type in David Lee Roth on a search and what site is on page 1?

What site is on page 3? or 4?

You come over and photoshop people to try and embarrass

them, and then say you're not starting a war? By the way,

BT, you'll get some leg tonight for sure Bro!!!

Face it, your site is dying because our site rules.

SEEEEEEYA coulda, shoulda, WOODA.

By the way, lick my balls bitch!!!!

Opps you shouldn't have said that !!!!

madraoul
07-19-2004, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by wooda
It was meant as a joke!!! they can't even spell right, get it!!!

Ok, I get it? Is grammar part of your intellectual equation? "they can't even spell right"? NICE!

guwapo_rocker
07-19-2004, 11:21 PM
OOOOOOO WoooooDuh is busy photoshopping

Guwapo.

LoungeMachine
07-19-2004, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by THEGREAT JT
I will be setting up a meeting with Sarge to get things a little more organized. Things seemed to get pretty fucked up during my 10 day absence.

OH JUST SHUT THE HELL UP.

You're NOT setting up any meetings here, or anywhere. You're the resident cocktard around here. You claim to have been involved with Diver Down. You laim to run this site, and call Sarge your Bitch on the wall.

Your 10 absence was that you WERE BANNED DUMBASS

you're a steaming pile of shit.

but then, you ARE what you eat

seenbad
07-19-2004, 11:57 PM
I have to say, this is quite gay. :)

MAX
07-20-2004, 12:06 AM
And you're a poet and didn't even know it!!!!

LMAO @ Noonan!!!!

seenbad
07-20-2004, 12:22 AM
I think you're cool, so don't fuckin blow it. ;)

MAX
07-20-2004, 12:36 AM
What did I do now? This day is hell!!!! I want my Ma Ma!!!

seenbad
07-20-2004, 01:31 AM
Dont have a cow, you did real well....as for your ma ma, I'll giver' back after breakfast. :D

twonabomber
07-20-2004, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Face it, your site is dying because our site rules.



rumors of our demise are greatly exaggerated. :D

BrownSound1
07-20-2004, 02:27 AM
Wooda, I've just got to point one thing out...in the link you provided about the top guitarists...you mention that Edward and Chris Holmes bought that Destroyer together. Well, from the interviews I've read Ed STOLE that guitar from Chris Holmes. As Holmes put it...Ed borrowed it and never brought it back. Even Edward mentioned that he stole it in an early Guitar Player interview. I think it might be hard to steal something you own, don't you think?

One other thing, there is no grand competition between us and the DDLR.com site. I wish everyone would quit trying to make it seem as though there were. Do not forget that Von was once a webbie here, and Pojo, conmee (I think. LOL), and myself were once webmasters there, after this site closed for a while. We have no problems with Von or any of the people at DDLR.com...still talk to them, probably more than most people know.

Cathedral
07-20-2004, 03:20 AM
Make Roth Tour, Not War, lmmfao.

Both sites kick ass, no challenge will ever tell me any different. I've modded there, I'm modding here....

Both are quality sites, period.

Cathedral
07-20-2004, 03:21 AM
One more thing, let's all try to avoid taking this internet thing to seriously, lol.
It's about Good Times and DLR........

Roth On!

Mr Grimsdale
07-20-2004, 04:28 AM
don't mention catnip

too late!

flappo
07-20-2004, 04:30 AM
Originally posted by The Knockz
as a regular to both sites and a once huge supporter of both at different times, lemme express a few thoughts.
Sarge is the master of the DLR site. Slawterhouse was the official site but the Army was always home. Sarge and I dealt with a few tards together in the past which is why I dont frequent this site as much as I used to because as one BEPH faded away into obscurity some new dumb ass ( FLAP ) comes along and mistakes annoyance for amusement .
But Sarge has quality over the DDLR which if driven correctly could become the Army's equal. They aint competitors, more like two seperate books at both ends of a DLR library.
Now DDLR seems to think that retarded posts, constant harrassment and non DLR related content makes for interesting reading.
If you were blind and someone read out loud the posts to you, you'd never guess it was a DLR site.
You'd think..great..its Beevis and Butthead .com.
Sarge and Von both offer a cool service to all of us which costs them money and plenty of time.
Both of these Tard Sticks deserve a round of applause for their work and in my opinion both make a great place to visit and waste a few work hours.
The downside is of course the parasites that use both sites for their spamming purposes and their " I sure like gay porn" agendas, or their retarded ass delusional rants ( Hitch anyone?), but at any given hour each site offers more than a tad of interest to any of us that are DLR inclined.
The Army's claim to fame is its history. Mentioned on TV and magazines the Army is the recognised DLR site round the world.
DDLR has the DLR bands attention which gives it good credibility, which in my opinion certainly warrants the motivation to make it look like a site of the DLR Band instead of the hastily thrown together site it is now.
But as stated earlier both sites serve a purpose and are addictive as hell.
Competition? No.... Compliments to each other. Yes
Roth on ya tard ass mo-fo's.

at last , the faggot speaks

Mr Grimsdale
07-20-2004, 04:47 AM
do they still sell these?
http://www.cockeyed.com/naughty/faggots.jpg

MAX
07-20-2004, 04:48 AM
Originally posted by flappo
at last , the faggot speaks


Uh Oh!!!! I fucking cannot wait for this one!!!!! Go Flappo.... Go!!!!!! :D

Cathedral
07-20-2004, 04:50 AM
Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
don't mention catnip

too late!

Oh yes, catnip is a must. she must be very limber also.

flappo
07-20-2004, 05:18 AM
Originally posted by MAX
Uh Oh!!!! I fucking cannot wait for this one!!!!! Go Flappo.... Go!!!!!! :D

knockzy pm's von every fucking day , begging him to stop me owning him

didn't work

mainly cos von don't like being told what to do by a smart alec cunt like dave strong

flappo
07-20-2004, 05:18 AM
kewl forum name , that one


:)

and no , i didn't think it up , one of the webbies did

flappo
07-20-2004, 05:20 AM
knockz was demodded here

he was demodded at von's

he's been banned from the linx

how much lower can his career go?

oh , i think it can plumb even grater fucking depths

;)

i'll see to that !

:D

Mr Grimsdale
07-20-2004, 05:22 AM
really? i prefer to find one in rubber overalls and train her in the ways of two-part epoxy

MAX
07-20-2004, 05:43 AM
Originally posted by flappo
knockz was demodded here

he was demodded at von's

he's been banned from the linx

how much lower can his career go?

oh , i think it can plumb even grater fucking depths

;)

i'll see to that !

:D


Looking forward to his whaleshit moment that only YOU can provide!!!! Whatever happened to that Professor Plum chap anyway? :confused:

Mr Grimsdale
07-20-2004, 05:55 AM
it was a close run thing, but i always preferred Pope Must Die

wooda
07-20-2004, 06:53 AM
Originally posted by Brownsound1
Wooda, I've just got to point one thing out...in the link you provided about the top guitarists...you mention that Edward and Chris Holmes bought that Destroyer together. Well, from the interviews I've read Ed STOLE that guitar from Chris Holmes. As Holmes put it...Ed borrowed it and never brought it back. Even Edward mentioned that he stole it in an early Guitar Player interview. I think it might be hard to steal something you own, don't you think?

One other thing, there is no grand competition between us and the DDLR.com site. I wish everyone would quit trying to make it seem as though there were. Do not forget that Von was once a webbie here, and Pojo, conmee (I think. LOL), and myself were once webmasters there, after this site closed for a while. We have no problems with Von or any of the people at DDLR.com...still talk to them, probably more than most people know.

Although apologies will be issued to a chosen few, Ed did not steal that guitar from Chris Holmes. They both bought one, and Ed decided to take a chainsaw to his which we all know destroyed the sound. Ed borrowed Chris's guitar for various recording projects. Chris used that guitar in the beginning of the WASP days, and god only knows what happened to it after he started lighting it on fire on the old club days WASP logo Remember Ed has been known to lie about shit over the years.

MAX, & Rustoffa have shown complete class in their handling of this situation, but I am sorry to say that the butt of my joke, the two MOD's that had a field day with it, and are the same two that are killing things and insulting guys like Sesh & Von.

WE came here to cleanup some of our dirty laundry, and it would have been quick and easy until these two thought they were coming to the aid of a damsel in distress.

Dude, you took it personal, and I am sorry to say it wasn't meant for or at you.

pete
07-20-2004, 07:31 AM
Originally posted by wooda
Although apologies will be issued to a chosen few, Ed did not steal that guitar from Chris Holmes. They both bought one, and Ed decided to take a chainsaw to his which we all know destroyed the sound. Ed borrowed Chris's guitar for various recording projects. Chris used that guitar in the beginning of the WASP days, and god only knows what happened to it after he started lighting it on fire on the old club days WASP logo Remember Ed has been known to lie about shit over the years.

MAX, & Rustoffa have shown complete class in their handling of this situation, but I am sorry to say that the butt of my joke, the two MOD's that had a field day with it, and are the same two that are killing things and insulting guys like Sesh & Von.

WE came here to cleanup some of our dirty laundry, and it would have been quick and easy until these two thought they were coming to the aid of a damsel in distress.

Dude, you took it personal, and I am sorry to say it wasn't meant for or at you.

It had NOTHING to do with a damsel in distress.

EVERYONE got sick of checking out the lastest posts and seeing Fab's name more than Dave-VH related.

If she was an attention whore - she succeeded.

I Respectfully asked as did others, for a little understanding.
Was told to fuck off.

That's where it started.

The only one perpetuating anything at this time is you.

I responded in kind. It was fun.

It was never personal.

wooda
07-20-2004, 07:47 AM
Originally posted by pete
It had NOTHING to do with a damsel in distress.

EVERYONE got sick of checking out the lastest posts and seeing Fab's name more than Dave-VH related.

If she was an attention whore - she succeeded.

I Respectfully asked as did others, for a little understanding.
Was told to fuck off.

That's where it started.

The only one perpetuating anything at this time is you.

I responded in kind. It was fun.

It was never personal.

Now we are getting somewhere!

The ARMY would have been rid of our trash that decided to blow through. It would have only taken a few days and it would have been done. Believe me it would have been done, but whether you like it or not, a few of you guys made it a point to protect and insult people I look up to. People that are pioneers in these two sites we take refuge in.

I will be done with my so called perpetrating very soon if you Let us finish our work. and true to my word, I will apologize to each and every person that I should.

wooda
07-20-2004, 08:23 AM
Hey Brown, here is a pick of Ed in the studio with Chirs's guitar. Notice it does not have stripes, and this shot was taken in late 79 early 80

Golden AWe
07-20-2004, 08:32 AM
Is one of you guys actually BOUTROS BOUTROS GHALI GHALI?


Smells like some of you are turning into the PEACE-mode now...as an old SS-officer and Afrika Korps-veteran I'm not sure if I like it.

Big Troubles
07-20-2004, 08:37 AM
Its an easy was for certain people to swallow their pride, but while they do that, they still insist that it was Pete and myself that insulted and prolonged the problem. Right. I modded main and made sure fab references were taken out. Because these guys don't know us, they felt intimidated, like we should've bowed first. Again, they took it to the site vs site level, and they took it to the "I was here long before you" level, not too mention questioning our loyalty to Roth and Van Halen because of our age. Pathetic. (And you think we should apologise for insulting you? LOL Here's my very best apology: Fuck You)

Von Halen
07-20-2004, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by Brownsound1
One other thing, there is no grand competition between us and the DDLR.com site. I wish everyone would quit trying to make it seem as though there were. Do not forget that Von was once a webbie here, and Pojo, conmee (I think. LOL), and myself were once webmasters there, after this site closed for a while. We have no problems with Von or any of the people at DDLR.com...still talk to them, probably more than most people know.

Leave it to BrownEye1 to be the voice of reason! :D

Catfish
07-20-2004, 11:12 AM
Fuck you guys. Wooda's right. There are some pussified DUMB FUCKING MODs here and they need the boot.

And Knockz, eat a bag of shit.

flappo
07-20-2004, 12:04 PM
catfish is correctamundo

editing posts in main is a fag thing to do

knockz did it here and and at von's and got the boot from both places

that's WHY i edit his posts in my forum , to let him know how fucking nasty and stupid it is

if you can't handle what people post . put them on ignore or if you have the skills , take them on , don't be a pussy and wimp the fuck out by editing and deleting them

that's what the tossers at the linx specialise in

i think you'll find mods like elvis and ford , mods who WERE here long before the new breed , long before me even , don't stoop to those levels , never did

mainly cos they had/have wit and intelligence , something sorely lacking with some of the retards masquerading as mods here imho.

BrownSound1
07-20-2004, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by Von Halen
Leave it to BrownEye1 to be the voice of reason! :D


Hey Von, sent any more webcams out in the mail? You perverted fuck. ;)

WARF
07-20-2004, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by Brownsound1
Do not forget that Von was once a webbie here, and Pojo, conmee (I think. LOL), and myself were once webmasters there, after this site closed for a while.

Hey, don't forget I was a webmaster here for a month. lol

flappo
07-20-2004, 01:20 PM
yeah , i was a mod for

oh , 2-3 hours once

Von Halen
07-20-2004, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by Brownsound1
Hey Von, sent any more webcams out in the mail? You perverted fuck. ;)

Not since I sent you yours, and you showed me your cock!

Golden AWe
07-20-2004, 01:30 PM
Best webbies and mods are like good football referees - the game is on and you don't even notice that they're on the field.

Bad ones try to steal the whole show.

WARF
07-20-2004, 01:31 PM
Deguello said it the best in our mod forum.... but I'm not allowed to cut and paste mod info anymore!!!

uh uh uhuhuh

But I might still give away IP addresses !!!

LOL

I know it would be cool to have a site war, like "vhlinks Vs. army" from 2001.... shit... we could even have seshmeister play , "The greatest love of all" again by Whitney Houston... while were bashing each others fuckin' brains in!!!

But I would like to say for myself, the views expressed by wooda in this thread are not nessecarily the views of DDLR.com.

or some shit like that.....

Mr Grimsdale
07-20-2004, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by Von Halen
Not since I sent you yours, and you showed me your cock!

ooh no missus no!

WARF
07-20-2004, 01:35 PM
Fab baby, I am proud of you.

You weren't the instigator of this little messy mess!!!

You have reformed from your evil ways....uh uh uh u hu hu

Let's get naked, and let me give you BUTTSEX!!!

pete
07-20-2004, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
Best webbies and mods are like good football referees - the game is on and you don't even notice that they're on the field.

Bad ones try to steal the whole show.

Thanks for the lesson.

Can I be a mod at yer site.

I promise to behave. :D

WARF
07-20-2004, 01:42 PM
Let's end this flame war.

Besides, I don't want pete to literally kick my fuckin' ass at karaoke next weekend!!! LOL

Wait... I'm from boca.... we don't fight... we SUE!!!

WARF
07-20-2004, 01:45 PM
Wait... if there is a site war.... I want to go to toe with that QUEERNADIAN PHOENIX!!!!

uhu h uh u hu h uh

C'mon on my little PENIX....

I will start our battle...

Patrick Roy is a polesmoker!!!

(BEGIN!!!!)

wooda
07-20-2004, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by Catfish
Fuck you guys. Wooda's right. There are some pussified DUMB FUCKING MODs here and they need the boot.

And Knockz, eat a bag of shit.

Cat, Let it go brother.

The butt bongo brothers just don't get it.

wooda
07-20-2004, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by pete
Thanks for the lesson.

Can I be a mod at yer site.

I promise to behave. :D

You like anyone else is welcome at DDLR. They accepted me, so you shouldn't be a strech

pete
07-20-2004, 01:52 PM
I was a member before you @ DDLR.

Let's end it on a good note brothers.

pete
07-20-2004, 01:54 PM
Let's put it behind us.

It was pretty stupid.

pete
07-20-2004, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Let's end this flame war.

Besides, I don't want pete to literally kick my fuckin' ass at karaoke next weekend!!! LOL

Wait... I'm from boca.... we don't fight... we SUE!!!

fucking boca, man

WARF
07-20-2004, 01:56 PM
Okay everything is said and done... but let's not start sucking each others dicks... just yet...

WARF
07-20-2004, 01:57 PM
I think that was from pulp fiction... uh uh u hu h

Fabulous Shadow
07-20-2004, 02:00 PM
Sorry. Jumped the gun... I see Peace has been made! CHEERS! ;)

WARF
07-20-2004, 02:03 PM
I will not hurt you!

But I do want you to feel the rapture of the small but verile warfCOCK!!!

WARF
07-20-2004, 02:06 PM
I believe that children are our future... teach then well and let them lead the way...

twonabomber
07-20-2004, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Sorry. Jumped the gun... I see Peace has been made! CHEERS! ;)

with them...not with you... :D

Fabulous Shadow
07-20-2004, 02:06 PM
WARF! You Know that aint NEVER gonna happen... But I will let you show it to me...;)

WARF
07-20-2004, 02:11 PM
uh u hu hu h uh uh uuh

It is small... maybe two inches if you tug on it...

But it's a strong and verile warfCOCK!!!

uh uh u hu hu huhuhu

WARF
07-20-2004, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
But I will let you show it to me...;)

Damnit, Shadow!

I am the only motherfucker on internet, that has not seen your chest!

Show me your tits, and I will bring forth the small yet verile warfCOCK!

Golden AWe
07-20-2004, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by pete
Thanks for the lesson.

Can I be a mod at yer site.

I promise to behave. :D


http://goldenawe.tripod.com

MOD THAT :p

WARF
07-20-2004, 02:20 PM
Come on baby, FINNISH what ya started!

wooda
07-20-2004, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
WARF! You Know that aint NEVER gonna happen... But I will let you show it to me...;)

Are you really that fucking blind that you couldn't see that I was creating a diversion for you to duck & cover?

It's like when Janet Jackson showed that Mud boob to keep people of of Michaels trail!!!!

Damn, now you have gone and fucked up my whole plan and I will have to make an open apology to everyone!!!

wooda
07-20-2004, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Come on baby, FINNISH what ya started!

Keep your head down there cus I just farted!!!

WARF
07-20-2004, 02:23 PM
I have seen the top of the mountain... and it is GOOD!

u hu hu hu hu hu hu h uh u

pete
07-20-2004, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
http://goldenawe.tripod.com

MOD THAT :p

Wow, those tripod web site wizards have come along way.

Nice work.

Neat code.

you constantly amaze me. :D

pete
07-20-2004, 02:27 PM
you sheee aushtin powersh

I luvv GOOOLLLDDD!

Golden AWe
07-20-2004, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by pete
Wow, those tripod web site wizards have come along way.

Nice work.

Neat code.

you constantly amaze me. :D


hahahah

boy do I love those pop-up ads

I do have lots of pictures of girls asses so I'd say I have a grate website, the written stuff there kinda tries to spoil the athmosphere

Fabulous Shadow
07-20-2004, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by twonabomber
with them...not with you... :D

Of course not...

pete
07-20-2004, 02:47 PM
I tried to browse your site. pop-up city for sure.

ally knows a free web server with no pop-ups and i thin 100GB storage.

Golden AWe
07-20-2004, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by pete
I tried to browse your site. pop-up city for sure.

ally knows a free web server with no pop-ups and i thin 100GB storage.


Yeah I'm moving them asap

Tripod didn't used to be that bad, no pop-ups and 50 mb of free space, now it's all fucked up

BrownSound1
07-20-2004, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by Von Halen
Not since I sent you yours, and you showed me your cock!

So that's why you quit pm'ing me....I knew you'd get an inferiority complex. :D

Full Bug
07-20-2004, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by WARF
I have seen the top of the mountain... and it is GOOD!

u hu hu hu hu hu hu h uh u
Damm WARF, you sound like Hitch with your u hu hu hu u stuff, why try to sound like Hitch? He maybe the biggest tool in this Army......

WARF
07-20-2004, 05:31 PM
I don't know why I do the.... "uh uh u hu huh u h"

I've been doing it so long, it comes naturally now lol...

Atleast I never copyrighted every word in every post...

flappo
07-20-2004, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by flappo
catfish is correctamundo

editing posts in main is a fag thing to do

knockz did it here and and at von's and got the boot from both places

that's WHY i edit his posts in my forum , to let him know how fucking nasty and stupid it is

if you can't handle what people post . put them on ignore or if you have the skills , take them on , don't be a pussy and wimp the fuck out by editing and deleting them

that's what the tossers at the linx specialise in

i think you'll find mods like elvis and ford , mods who WERE here long before the new breed , long before me even , don't stoop to those levels , never did

mainly cos they had/have wit and intelligence , something sorely lacking with some of the retards masquerading as mods here imho.

so bt quit over this ?

did i actually mention him by name ??

nope

i guess he realised he'd fucked up

big dealio , bring back ford and elvis to main !

Keeyth
07-20-2004, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Damnit, Shadow!

I am the only motherfucker on internet, that has not seen your chest!

Show me your tits, and I will bring forth the small yet verile warfCOCK!

Nope, you're not alone. I ain't seen 'em either... ...and not for lack of trying!!:D

Keeyth
07-20-2004, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
http://goldenawe.tripod.com

MOD THAT :p


Damn! Spyware city over at the goldenawe site, huh?

Popup crazy sites drive me nuts!:mad: :hitch:

The Knockz
07-20-2004, 06:34 PM
hey Flap..you fukkin gay ass transexual.
I never modded here at the Army.
Sarge and I did some work together but on the DLR Army.
So again, shut the fuck up and I hope your Mother's ass cancer gets better and you resolve your sexuality issue.

flappo
07-20-2004, 06:35 PM
more mom jokes

you really are a boring cunt , dave

flappo
07-20-2004, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by The Knockz
hey Flap..you fukkin gay ass transexual.
I never modded here at the Army.
Sarge and I did some work together but on the DLR Army.
So again, shut the fuck up and I hope your Mother's ass cancer gets better and you resolve your sexuality issue.

hahaha

christ , you're thick

the mods at vonnies will have a field day with that one

Angel
07-20-2004, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by WARF
But I would like to say for myself, the views expressed by wooda in this thread are not nessecarily the views of DDLR.com.

or some shit like that.....

Thanks WARF, you're right for a change, you rat-bastard ;)

There are a lot of newbies around that don't know the history. WOODA what the fuck are you doing? These are our brethren, not our enemies! Now, can we please get back to bashing Sammy and arguing with Asscratch and bigbitchbrian in the front line?

Oh, and WARF.... FUCK OFF! :D

pete
07-20-2004, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by Angel
Thanks WARF, you're right for a change, you rat-bastard ;)

There are a lot of newbies around that don't know the history. WOODA what the fuck are you doing? These are our brethren, not our enemies! Now, can we please get back to bashing Sammy and arguing with Asscratch and bigbitchbrian in the front line?

Oh, and WARF.... FUCK OFF! :D

Pleasure to meet you my sweet.

I am a member of DDLR and I don't remember WOODA. but i like his attitude.

I'm pete.

I'm the mini-mod of the site.

LOL

pleasure to meet fans.

We should not be enemies.
:yankeerose:

WARF
07-20-2004, 07:09 PM
Angel, your making me HOTT right now!

But I am going to have to contain myself... and hold back these strong sexual urges... to punk some mofo's around this joint!!!

LOL

Wooda, your fuckin' cool in my book. Despite this latest controversy... shit... I love everyone at this place... we need to go after those fuckin' gay ass Hagar fans... before we attack ourselves!!

It's like BLACK ON BLACK crime... in the ghetto... as the nigguz would say...

Angel
07-20-2004, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by pete
Pleasure to meet you my sweet.

I am a member of DDLR and I don't remember WOODA. but i like his attitude.

I'm pete.

I'm the mini-mod of the site.

LOL

pleasure to meet fans.

We should not be enemies.
:yankeerose:

Thanks for the Rose, Pete. I KNOW you're a DDLR member, I have been for ages, and I thoroughly enjoyed your rounds with FS. ;) Remember me now, the ugly sea hag? :rolleyes:

Wooda's "newish" and I think might be WARF, but you never know!! I just don't think he realizes that we're family not enemies. Wow, the psycho is talented though, isn't she? Getting DDLR and the Army fighting with each other, when we usually compliment each other. So, I will now get back to fighting spammy lovers and getting the guys excited by talking dirty ;)

The Knockz
07-20-2004, 07:18 PM
funny how it takes Flap two posts to speak his mind..lets see one gay opinion and one gayer opinion. That settles it, both of Flaps personalities are gay.
Guess that happens when your mom who is dying of ass cancer still performs on webcams at anywebcam.com every night.
Dude.
Its one thing for you to be gay... but does your Mom have to do that shit? For fuck sakes Flap, she is gross. Dont you ever rollover at night and ask your Mom or Mum to get off the booze and stay off the net?
What a fukkin whore that bitch is.
Your Dad left you, your Mom's an ass cancer riddled net whore and you are gay.
Has all the makings of a sitcom.
Hmmm...what could it be called..lessee...Ass Cancer and Flap?
ummm...no... to vague..howzaboutz My Two Whores? ... uh no... not enuff pizzazz...howzabouts...Growing Up Gay With an Alcoholic Net WHore Mother?>
YEH MAN..I SMELL BIG ASS RATINGS.... FOX TELEVISION....YEH MAN..
COME ON FLAP, LETS MAKE A SITCOM.... ya know, how ya still bunk with your Mom cuz no other Man would have her,... how your father sobered up and left the club footed bitch high and dry..
Fuck me man this shit is a hit!!!
Work with me baby you'll be bigger than Suzanne Somers..., bigger than Benny Hill.... Bigger than your Mom's wretched cesspool ass.

pete
07-20-2004, 07:19 PM
Where the hell have you been?

see guys?

I been around. al ong time.

Truly an angel of the lord.

WE ARE FORTIFIED!!!!

The Knockz
07-20-2004, 07:22 PM
I see it now. Episode One: BBQ at Flaps House.
Flaps Mom approaches the George Foreman grill and while grilling up some beef accidently fries her left pancake tit only she cant feel it because she's drunk.
( audience laughs )

Flap enters "DAMMIT MOM...YA KNOW I DONT LIKE YOUR TIT GRILLED WHEN I EAT EM"...
( audience laughs )
SORRY SON, GUESS I'LL HAVE TO EXPLAINS THOSE LINES TONIGHT ON THE NET CAM WHEN I PERFORM...
Flap responds "THANK GOD YOU HAD THE OTHER REMOVED BECAUSE OF THE MASTECTOMY"

oh man..i can script the whole show here Flap... YOU ARE GONNA BE A STAR BABY!!!

WARF
07-20-2004, 07:27 PM
uh u hu hu hu h uh u

pancake tits....

pete
07-20-2004, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
Best webbies and mods are like good football referees - the game is on and you don't even notice that they're on the field.

Bad ones try to steal the whole show.

The Knockz
07-20-2004, 07:37 PM
pancake tits and waffle ass.
MMMM...mmmmmmmmmmm...who wants to eat Flaps mother?
Bitch pours syrup on herself and sells her ass for 99 cents at truck stops to Al-Quaida terrorists.
Calls herself the GRAND SLAM.
( holy shit..i am killing me )
I like to call her SCRAMBLED ASS OVER EASY cuz they aint none more scrambled and sure as fuck aint no bitch ever been easier.

THANK YOU BITCHES AND HO'S...I AM WRITING THE FUCKIN' JOKES

wooda
07-20-2004, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by Angel
Thanks for the Rose, Pete. I KNOW you're a DDLR member, I have been for ages, and I thoroughly enjoyed your rounds with FS. ;) Remember me now, the ugly sea hag? :rolleyes:

Wooda's "newish" and I think might be WARF, but you never know!! I just don't think he realizes that we're family not enemies. Wow, the psycho is talented though, isn't she? Getting DDLR and the Army fighting with each other, when we usually compliment each other. So, I will now get back to fighting spammy lovers and getting the guys excited by talking dirty ;)

As Drayton Sawyer would say, THE SAW IS FAMILY!!!

Angel, why must you keep insisting that I am WARF. We are two distinctly different but unobjectively the same type of flagrant assholes!!!

wooda
07-20-2004, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by pete
Pleasure to meet you my sweet.

I am a member of DDLR and I don't remember WOODA. but i like his attitude.

I'm pete.

I'm the mini-mod of the site.

LOL

pleasure to meet fans.

We should not be enemies.
:yankeerose:

Hey Pete, You said something positive about me, That was not only out of place, but cool!

pete
07-20-2004, 07:44 PM
here's what i have to say about this shit.....!!!!!!


Originally posted by Golden AWe
Best webbies and mods are like good football referees - the game is on and you don't even notice that they're on the field.

Bad ones try to steal the whole show. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

degüello
07-20-2004, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by wooda
...We are two distinctly different but unobjectively the same type of flagrant assholes!!!

WARF and wooda have fragrant assholes?

wooda
07-20-2004, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by degüello
WARF and wooda have fragrant assholes?

Don't forget that Wooda can cut some serious heads on guitar aa well!!!

Ally_Kat
07-20-2004, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by pete
I tried to browse your site. pop-up city for sure.

ally knows a free web server with no pop-ups and i thin 100GB storage.

freewebs.com. It's what I have mine on and I love it. No pop ups, no nothing.

Fabulous Shadow
07-21-2004, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by Angel
Thanks for the Rose, Pete. I KNOW you're a DDLR member, I have been for ages, and I thoroughly enjoyed your rounds with FS. ;) Remember me now, the ugly sea hag? :rolleyes:

Wooda's "newish" and I think might be WARF, but you never know!! I just don't think he realizes that we're family not enemies. Wow, the psycho is talented though, isn't she? Getting DDLR and the Army fighting with each other, when we usually compliment each other. So, I will now get back to fighting spammy lovers and getting the guys excited by talking dirty ;)

Since Angel has the GREEN LIGHT to continue Fab Bashing in every thread, I thought I'd give her lil help here and show petey what a beaut she is!

http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=367&stc=1

Now I don't feel any need to attach a fat body or any disgusting porno pic to it because in my opinion the face, hair and crooked smile alone are enough. WTF did you do to your eyebrows? Forehead? Thats a FIVEhead if I ever saw one! You better get back to talking dirty hun because with THAT face your gonna need to do something extra to keep the men interested. BTW~ are those dentures your wearing? I hear speed rots your teeth...Fuck off bitch. I see you couldn't keep your promise to Ally either! Fab OUT!

Cathedral
07-21-2004, 01:35 AM
I think all the bullshit needs to stop from all parties involved.
You don't like each other, ok, I get it...now how about we all act like adults again?

But since i'm being vocal here, i would like to know the answer to one question:
"What is it everyone intends to gain from this bash fest that has done nothing but ruin good threads and produce headaches for those of us who don't give a fuck?"

Cathedral
07-21-2004, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Since Angel has the GREEN LIGHT to continue Fab Bashing in every thread, I thought I'd give her lil help here and show petey what a beaut she is!

http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=367&stc=1

Now I don't feel any need to attach a fat body or any disgusting porno pic to it because in my opinion the face, hair and crooked smile alone are enough. WTF did you do to your eyebrows? Forehead? Thats a FIVEhead if I ever saw one! You better get back to talking dirty hun because with THAT face your gonna need to do something extra to keep the men interested. BTW~ are those dentures your wearing? I hear speed rots your teeth...Fuck off bitch. I see you couldn't keep your promise to Ally either! Fab OUT!

Actually, I think she's a pretty lady. as you are as well, Fab.

ELVIS
07-21-2004, 02:08 AM
This thread is dumb...

I can't believe I read the whole thing...

Fab, you're the stupidest person to ever post on a message board...

You're a true mental case, and you're incredibly mean...

You need to continue taking your medicine exactly as prescribed...


:elvis:

Ally_Kat
07-21-2004, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I see you couldn't keep your promise to Ally either! Fab OUT!

The deal made with me, the mod of non, was that any and all insults made in non would be kept in the bullshit thread and the what pisses you off thread if I sticked the bullshit thread. Show me where in non she broke that cuz I surely don't see it.

This was to stop the demise of every thread you created and/or posted in, thus helping keep non in some sort of order and giving me some slack because I was modding a battlefield.

Golden AWe
07-21-2004, 05:09 AM
Originally posted by The Knockz

THANK YOU BITCHES AND HO'S...I AM WRITING THE FUCKIN' JOKES


When do you realize that they are not laughing at your jokes, they are laughing at you?

"I started a joke..." actually your looks kinda remind me of the Gibb brothers, except that they were POPULAR, POOPULAR.

Golden AWe
07-21-2004, 05:23 AM
Originally posted by ELVIS

Fab, you're the stupidest person to ever post on a message board...

You're a true mental case, and you're incredibly mean...

You need to continue taking your medicine exactly as prescribed...


:elvis:


I agree. Fab, read this: http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7918

Golden AWe
07-21-2004, 05:25 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
freewebs.com. It's what I have mine on and I love it. No pop ups, no nothing.


Thanks for the tip!

Eyes of the Night
07-21-2004, 09:20 AM
Originally posted by ELVIS
This thread is dumb...

I can't believe I read the whole thing...



True, I did the same but someone or anyone forgot to mention that Sarge doesn't handle the Mod duties El Pojo does ...

So WOULDA, you shoulda replaced Sarge's name with Pojo Risin's ... he's the cat you're after ...

flappo
07-21-2004, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by The Knockz
pancake tits and waffle ass.
MMMM...mmmmmmmmmmm...who wants to eat Flaps mother?
Bitch pours syrup on herself and sells her ass for 99 cents at truck stops to Al-Quaida terrorists.
Calls herself the GRAND SLAM.
( holy shit..i am killing me )
I like to call her SCRAMBLED ASS OVER EASY cuz they aint none more scrambled and sure as fuck aint no bitch ever been easier.

THANK YOU BITCHES AND HO'S...I AM WRITING THE FUCKIN' JOKES

you ARE a fucking joke

wooda
07-21-2004, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by Eyes
True, I did the same but someone or anyone forgot to mention that Sarge doesn't handle the Mod duties El Pojo does ...

So WOULDA, you shoulda replaced Sarge's name with Pojo Risin's ... he's the cat you're after ...

I ain't after no one anymore, and Pojo Risin was kind enough to stay dormant during my bullshit storm of the century.

Even though I would have loved to play VH trivia challenge, I am man enough to keep my word.

I said I would apologize, and here it is.

To all the quality people at the ARMY, I am sorry I made a battle of one, a battle of all. I have my own style, and sometimes it doesn't make sense to everybody, but none the less it usually nets the result. I don't have issues with anyone else here, and even though I thought that Pete may be in need of a size twelve in the sphincter, I have since seen that I may have had a laps in judgement on his behalf.

Anyway, sorry guys it was never meant to be directed at all of you or your fine efforts.

Wooda

Mr Grimsdale
07-21-2004, 10:40 AM
what a woofter!

Seshmeister
07-21-2004, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by ELVIS
This thread is dumb...

I can't believe I read the whole thing...

Fab, you're the stupidest person to ever post on a message board...

You're a true mental case, and you're incredibly mean...

You need to continue taking your medicine exactly as prescribed...


:elvis:

:cool:

Elvis is very correct.

Particlarly if it's arsenic treatment for bile...

Cheers!

:gulp:

Get Bent Please
07-21-2004, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by wooda
I ain't after no one anymore, and Pojo Risin was kind enough to stay dormant during my bullshit storm of the century.



Anyway, sorry guys it was never meant to be directed at all of you or your fine efforts.

Wooda

What did I miss. Fill me in....Who were you after? Did it work?

degüello
07-21-2004, 02:26 PM
Angel, you're a very pretty woman with a lovely appearance. A hottie, in fact.

Angel
07-21-2004, 02:51 PM
Thank you, Deg. :kiss:

Thankfully, I don't need to rely on cyberspace for my self esteem like some do.

Besides, aren't ALL Canadian women hot? ;)

Catfish
07-21-2004, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS


Fab, you're the stupidest person to ever post on a message board...

You're a true mental case, and you're incredibly mean...

You need to continue taking your medicine exactly as prescribed...


:elvis:

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Loony loony loony loony!!!!

twonabomber
07-21-2004, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Forehead? Thats a FIVEhead if I ever saw one!

but Fab, you've got a suspect set of choppers, and what we call a "gunt":

ELVIS
07-21-2004, 03:32 PM
That's Fab ??

Hey girl, why is your ass in the front ???


:elvis:

twonabomber
07-21-2004, 03:34 PM
LOL!

yeah, that's the pure unadulterated Flab pic...

Sarge
07-21-2004, 04:08 PM
I have no clue what this challenge is about.
I am not going to read a few hundred posts to figure it out.

Is this a "Who's dick is bigger" contest?
Because I always win those.

Please email me with any questions or start a new thread..
Sarge

Warham
07-21-2004, 04:13 PM
LMAO

flappo
07-21-2004, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by The Knockz
I see it now. Episode One: BBQ at Flaps House.
Flaps Mom approaches the George Foreman grill and while grilling up some beef accidently fries her left pancake tit only she cant feel it because she's drunk.
( audience laughs )

Flap enters "DAMMIT MOM...YA KNOW I DONT LIKE YOUR TIT GRILLED WHEN I EAT EM"...
( audience laughs )
SORRY SON, GUESS I'LL HAVE TO EXPLAINS THOSE LINES TONIGHT ON THE NET CAM WHEN I PERFORM...
Flap responds "THANK GOD YOU HAD THE OTHER REMOVED BECAUSE OF THE MASTECTOMY"

oh man..i can script the whole show here Flap... YOU ARE GONNA BE A STAR BABY!!!

and you begged von to stop me owning you ?


:)

HHAHAHAH

BRING IT ON

you aint sen nuthin yet

flappo
07-21-2004, 04:17 PM
dave

i'm gonna make sure you NEVER fucking post anywhere EVER again

:D


HHAHAH

Catfish
07-21-2004, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
That's Fab ??

Hey girl, why is your ass in the front ???


:elvis:

Oh shit!!!!

Here's a little ditty:

http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2458&page=1&pp=30


“COULD THIS BE TAKE-OUT?”

Out upon the Sizzler on a cool summer night
Fabby, you don’t got to hurry, take your time
What you need is on the menu and you can eat it all night
Fabby, you got dumplin’s on your mind

Could this be take-out? Or could this be love?
Could this turn tragic? You know that take-out often does

And I see lonely hips go underwater
Better save the pie and liverwurst
Sail away with tubs of butter
Better save the prime rib and desserts

I hear deep fry in the kitchen and smell pork chops in the air
Just could be your beef boat is comin’ in
Yeah you’re leanin’ back with your fork stampin’ and bib on just right
The twice-fried shrimp is wonderful tonight, let’s dig in

And she said “Could this be take-out? Or could this be love?”
And I said “Could this turn tragic? You know that take-out often does”

And I see greasy hips rub underwater
Better save the grits and bratwurst
Make your dad ashamed of his daughter
Better eat the entire pasta bar first

Edward? Thank you.

And she said “Could this be take-out? Or could this be love?”
And I said “Could this turn tragic? You know that take-out often does”

And I see fatty hips sink underwater
Better save the flan and knackwurst
Look just like a soon-to-be mother
Better save the ice cream for dessert

Warham
07-21-2004, 04:39 PM
Camel toes for everyone!!!

ELVIS
07-21-2004, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Sarge
I have no clue what this challenge is about.
I am not going to read a few hundred posts to figure it out.




He finally came to his senses and apologized...

He realized he was up against true Roth devoted message board professionals, who never back down...

We handeled it Sir...


:elvis:

flappo
07-21-2004, 04:47 PM
elvis was his usual professional self , he and ford and the old school performed superbly , 100% excellent

hey

waddya expect ?

:)

Keeyth
07-21-2004, 05:19 PM
LMAO!!! O.K., (Angel, Fab) Can we all just get butt nekkid and FUCK now???

Shheeeesh!!

Angel
07-21-2004, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by Keeyth
LMAO!!! O.K., (Angel, Fab) Can we all just get butt nekkid and FUCK now???

Shheeeesh!!

If you put a wedding ring on my finger 20 years ago, I'll fuck you. Otherwise talk to Fab. ;)

Keeyth
07-21-2004, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by Angel
If you put a wedding ring on my finger 20 years ago, I'll fuck you. Otherwise talk to Fab. ;)

If I put a wedding ring on your finger twenty years ago, you'd be busted for statutory RAPE!!

:D :D

God DAMN I feel good all of a sudden! Thank you for making me feel young again Angel!!!

:spank:

Keeyth
07-21-2004, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by wooda


http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2470

http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2269

Wooda,

I started out being annoyed with you, but I gotta bow and give you props... ...you know your shit, and I've got envy for some of the experiences you've had. Peace out.

wooda
07-21-2004, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
He finally came to his senses and apologized...

He realized he was up against true Roth devoted message board professionals, who never back down...

We handeled it Sir...


:elvis:

Alright asshole i retract my apology to you, now the gloves are off.

you want to see who can win a war, let's go!!!!

Catfish
07-21-2004, 06:19 PM
There you go, Wooda! THAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

Cathedral
07-21-2004, 06:20 PM
Kind of sensless to fight a war when your both on team Roth, isn't it?

May i suggest the ammo is saved for the sheep who need sheering?

wooda
07-21-2004, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Cathedral
Kind of sensless to fight a war when your both on team Roth, isn't it?

May i suggest the ammo is saved for the sheep who need sheering?
Cathedral,

I 100% agree, but I took the high road, and apologized even though I shouldn't have had to, but one some old school wanker disrespects an attempt at peace, and talks about beating me down, then thats a return challenge.

I don't back down to any man.

Better to die in battle than to survive,
defeated

Fabulous Shadow
07-21-2004, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by wooda
Cathedral,


I don't back down to any man.

Better to die in battle than to survive,
defeated

That's kinds HOT wooda...:o

Cathedral
07-21-2004, 06:43 PM
Fair enough, I was pretty sure i wasn't pointing out the obvious anyway, lol.

Just set your phaser on stun, we don't want to kill each other before the next wave of sheep comes trolling through.

It's time to stand together my Rothren Brothers, the enemy is far worse than ourselves and must be crushed like a bug.

Roth On!

Keeyth
07-21-2004, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Cathedral
Kind of sensless to fight a war when your both on team Roth, isn't it?

May i suggest the ammo is saved for the sheep who need sheering?

First off, I believe it's 'shearing' and second off, Elvis CAN be a real prick sometimes! :D

ELVIS
07-21-2004, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by wooda
Alright asshole i retract my apology to you, now the gloves are off.

you want to see who can win a war, let's go!!!!

Ok, you first...

Here's a hint.. start with something somewhat amusing and or entertaining, and you might get one second of my attention...


:elvis:

Keeyth
07-21-2004, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
That's kinds HOT wooda...:o

Wooda is the man! Anything early-VH related, he knows his shit!

wooda
07-21-2004, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
That's kinds HOT wooda...:o

I think your HOT too FAB!!!

wooda
07-21-2004, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Ok, you first...

Here's a hint.. start with something somewhat amusing and or entertaining, and you might get one second of my attention...


:elvis:

How is this for you sweetheart!!!

POJO_Risin
07-21-2004, 07:27 PM
I tried not to post in this fucking thread...thought Brownsound answered it rather eloquently and correctly...

However...as always here at the Army...this fucking thread has gone off into 700 different directions...

We've got old school wars...new school wars...idiots fighting with themselves...

There's dual personalities...hitch wanabe's...a lazy ass webmaster wanting this thread to start over...a lazy ass webmaster not wanting to post...a couple of webmasters trying to show their fucking cranks to each other over webcams...

A little Roth...a little bullshit...a little war...

fuck it...

you can't go wrong there...

as far as any challenge goes...isn't any challenge...

2 great sites...that offer any Roth fan more than enough to keep them at bay for months...

what more needs to be said...

POJO_Risin
07-21-2004, 07:30 PM
Wooda...don't know who you are...although I suspect you aren't as new as people would think...

gotta respect the knowledge...although any more goddamned scary ass pics of Sammy's 60th birthday pics...

and we'll have to "suspend your account..."

;)

wooda
07-21-2004, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I tried not to post in this fucking thread...thought Brownsound answered it rather eloquently and correctly...

However...as always here at the Army...this fucking thread has gone off into 700 different directions...

We've got old school wars...new school wars...idiots fighting with themselves...

There's dual personalities...hitch wanabe's...a lazy ass webmaster wanting this thread to start over...a lazy ass webmaster not wanting to post...a couple of webmasters trying to show their fucking cranks to each other over webcams...

A little Roth...a little bullshit...a little war...

fuck it...

you can't go wrong there...

as far as any challenge goes...isn't any challenge...

2 great sites...that offer any Roth fan more than enough to keep them at bay for months...

what more needs to be said...

How about if we end it on a high note?

POJO_Risin
07-21-2004, 07:36 PM
You shoulda put Sam's head in the ground...

wooda
07-21-2004, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
You shoulda put Sam's head in the ground...

Consider it done!!!

POJO_Risin
07-21-2004, 07:46 PM
I had a feeling...;)

wooda
07-21-2004, 07:49 PM
For Pojo

POJO_Risin
07-21-2004, 07:52 PM
LMFAO...

and of course Alex as the Beev...

wooda
07-21-2004, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
LMFAO...

and of course Alex as the Beev...

Dude I was just doing that, I won't be so bold as to say SICK minds think alike

POJO_Risin
07-21-2004, 08:06 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

dude...that is the most hilarious picture of alex I have ever seen...

classic stuf...

probably what these douchebags should be doing...

ELVIS
07-21-2004, 08:42 PM
That one is GRATE!

However, I totally object to the classic =VH= logo being even remotely linked to Spam...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?postid=142483

Homo!

:elvis:

wooda
07-21-2004, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
That one is GRATE!

However, I totally object to the classic =VH= logo being even remotely linked to Spam...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?postid=142483

Homo!

:elvis:

ELVIS,

I can't win for losing!!!

POJO_Risin
07-21-2004, 09:17 PM
And with that...

let's put all of this bullshit to rest...

christ...if you can get along with Elviss...you can get along with anyone...

POJO_Risin
07-21-2004, 09:19 PM
Jesus Christ...Al hasn't looked like that in 40 years...

wooda
07-21-2004, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
And with that...

let's put all of this bullshit to rest...


DEAL!

ELVIS
07-21-2004, 09:25 PM
Hey, I'm a good guy...

trust me...

Me wise magic


:elvis:

wooda
07-21-2004, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Hey, I'm a good guy...

trust me...

Me wise magic


:elvis:

Anybody who loves Classic VH is a good guy!!!

Hey, since we're cool now, do you think I can bang Lisa Marie?

Igosplut
07-21-2004, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS


trust me...




Got that VW runnin yet???

ELVIS
07-21-2004, 09:40 PM
Sold it!

But, yes it was running...

I'm looking for a '66 Sport Fury convertible..

ELVIS
07-21-2004, 09:53 PM
Lisa Marie looks like a manly Elvis...

wooda
07-21-2004, 09:53 PM
Here's a classic car for ya!!!

ELVIS
07-21-2004, 09:58 PM
Is that a pic of Dave at his new job ??

wooda
07-21-2004, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Is that a pic of Dave at his new job ??

Yes it is, and thank you for asking!!

Cathedral
07-22-2004, 01:41 AM
I LOVE THIS FUCKING SITE!!!!

Cathedral
07-22-2004, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by Keeyth
First off, I believe it's 'shearing' and second off, Elvis CAN be a real prick sometimes! :D

Ok, you get a 5 star vote for correcting me, lol. My bad, but as long as the wool hits the floor, spelling isn't much of a concern when it comes to sheep.

Secondly, Elvis can be a real prick, so can i and so can you...We're Roth fans and it comes with the territory, lol.

Roth On!!!

Dan
07-22-2004, 01:53 AM
Long Live David Lee Roth.

Cathedral
07-22-2004, 02:54 AM
Amen to that...

flappo
07-22-2004, 06:52 AM
hahah

wooda is a fucking genius

:D

wooda
07-22-2004, 07:52 AM
Originally posted by flappo
hahah

wooda is a fucking genius

:D

Thanks Flappo, i had the skills, and you showed me how to apply them

Catfish
07-22-2004, 11:27 AM
Fucking Wooda! LMAO!!!

Do I get an assist on that one??? LOL!

wooda
07-22-2004, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by Catfish
Fucking Wooda! LMAO!!!

Do I get an assist on that one??? LOL!

That my friend is a given!!!!

You give me vision and inspiration!!!

Catfish
07-22-2004, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by wooda
You give me reason for masturbation!!!

You sick fuck!

wooda
07-22-2004, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Catfish
You sick fuck!

Wow, now that is censorship I can appreciate :D

gigolo
07-25-2004, 10:14 PM
BaaaaWaaaaa, I just blew beer through my nose!!!!!!!!.

Wooda, this is some kind of joke right! Tell me the king of worthless, clueless, and bashing posts, is not saying all the total crap.

Dude, stick to the awesome picture posts. You have some of the funniest altered pics I have ever seen.




Originally posted by wooda
Sarge,

With all due respect, I can remember coming to these sites just looking around to see what’s what, and never thinking twice about making a post. Then I started to get a little put off by the absence of fact contained in much of the postings, and then it dawned on me why?

The MOD’s were barely even thought of when VH once and for all indelibly stamped good time Rock & Roll on the Classic rock map. These guys have no fathom of a clue as to what it all really means? They have not one shred of understanding that 5150 has more in common with Survivor than it does Classic VH, and that is why I made a conscientious choice of going with DDLR. The MOD’s do their job. They don’t censure and or otherwise move content unless it truly belongs elsewhere. No that doesn’t mean the dump.

These guys should interject threads with useful information that stimulates our brain and makes us want to hear those songs again, or search for every last tid bit of information on how it all came to pass.

Now for the challenge: I have attached 2 links to content at the DDLR site. Within the first one is a neat little scrap of info on how Gene Simmons came to see VH, and the second is just clarifying some misrepresented facts, and there’s plenty more where that came from.

My challenge is simple, have your MOD’s come up with something of merit or value that comes close to the kind of factual content we have at DDLR, or DE-MOD or move them into something a little more suited to their expertise, then let Me, Sesh, Vaughn, etc…. show you what real historians could do to help people understand the majestic beauty of real VH that thing we all know and love.

If your guys can really cut the mustard, and go toe to toe, then I will issue an open apology for anything I may have said and/or done to compromise or otherwise spoil the atmosphere at the DLR ARMY and you can ban me, and the rest of our guys for the life of your site.

The recent feuds would never have happened if somebody of your dignity were minding the ship 24/7 instead of guys like Big Troubles or Pete. I fully understand that your 100% participation is not an option, but none the less something has to give. There is already VHLINK’S too many.

This should in no way shape or form be viewed as the start of a war between two sites, but rather a means to calm the storm and get back to helping DLR kick the peoples ASS!

http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2470

http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2269

guwapo_rocker
07-26-2004, 09:21 AM
Sarge,

I would just like to state for the record that I have a great deal

of respect for ALL of our MODS and I am disgusted when I see

people from another site come over here spewing their we can

do better than your guys can crap, and then saying, but we're

not trying to start a war. They're trying to start something.

As stated by Panamark, I too appreciate the info provided to

us by Gslinger, Gigolo and others, and I hope they keep it

coming.

If these DDLR guys have so much info and knowledge to share,

why are they robbing the members of their site of this info by

spending so much time over here?

Fabulous Shadow
07-26-2004, 01:47 PM
I don't care what the mods here know or don't know... I'd rather interact with mods HERE and have them know NOTHING about Dave/Van Halen (not saying you don't) then deal with mods at DDLR and have them know EVERYTHING about Dave/Van Halen (NOT saying you do).

People don't come to the boards to get a Van Halen education. Most of us have our own knowledge, some more than others. We come here to shoot the shit witrh other VH fans and share our knowledge and memories with eachother. Mods are not here to be teachers and posters are not here to be taught. That is actually an insult.
"Homework is so cold!" Mods are here to keep the board clean. Put things in the right places and maintain a certain amount of "moderation"...Being a mod here is basically a pat on the back for being a good poster... I don't think you have to pass a VH test to qualify. This isn't Dave 101... This is the ROTH ARMY!!! We want to PARTY! Not sit in some classroom! The mods here kick ass and I think POJO has done a great job picking um!

Guwapo- you hit the nail on the head with your post! Props!

Keeyth
07-26-2004, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
LMFAO...

and of course Alex as the Beev...

I think you mean as Butt-head!:D

barbie dahl
08-20-2004, 12:34 AM
hey 'the knockz' here's what you should be doing you asshole fuckfaced retarded waste of cum...

enjoy bitch. hardcockz.cum!!!!

$exxxual$lutz
10-09-2004, 05:53 AM
Originally posted by The Knockz
as a regular to both sites and a once huge supporter of both at different times, lemme express a few thoughts.
Sarge is the master of the DLR site. Slawterhouse was the official site but the Army was always home. Sarge and I dealt with a few tards together in the past which is why I dont frequent this site as much as I used to because as one BEPH faded away into obscurity some new dumb ass ( FLAP ) comes along and mistakes annoyance for amusement .
But Sarge has quality over the DDLR which if driven correctly could become the Army's equal. They aint competitors, more like two seperate books at both ends of a DLR library.
Now DDLR seems to think that retarded posts, constant harrassment and non DLR related content makes for interesting reading.
If you were blind and someone read out loud the posts to you, you'd never guess it was a DLR site.
You'd think..great..its Beevis and Butthead .com.
Sarge and Von both offer a cool service to all of us which costs them money and plenty of time.
Both of these Tard Sticks deserve a round of applause for their work and in my opinion both make a great place to visit and waste a few work hours.
The downside is of course the parasites that use both sites for their spamming purposes and their " I sure like gay porn" agendas, or their retarded ass delusional rants ( Hitch anyone?), but at any given hour each site offers more than a tad of interest to any of us that are DLR inclined.
The Army's claim to fame is its history. Mentioned on TV and magazines the Army is the recognised DLR site round the world.
DDLR has the DLR bands attention which gives it good credibility, which in my opinion certainly warrants the motivation to make it look like a site of the DLR Band instead of the hastily thrown together site it is now.
But as stated earlier both sites serve a purpose and are addictive as hell.
Competition? No.... Compliments to each other. Yes
Roth on ya tard ass mo-fo's. want some cheese to go with that 'whine'???

Kermit The Frog
10-09-2004, 01:36 PM
fuck knockz

flappo
10-10-2004, 03:54 PM
the pockz is just pissed cos i got him demodded at both sites

hahah

fucking tool

WARF
02-20-2009, 10:23 AM
Sarge,

With all due respect, I can remember coming to these sites just looking around to see what’s what, and never thinking twice about making a post. Then I started to get a little put off by the absence of fact contained in much of the postings, and then it dawned on me why?

The MOD’s were barely even thought of when VH once and for all indelibly stamped good time Rock & Roll on the Classic rock map. These guys have no fathom of a clue as to what it all really means? They have not one shred of understanding that 5150 has more in common with Survivor than it does Classic VH, and that is why I made a conscientious choice of going with DDLR. The MOD’s do their job. They don’t censure and or otherwise move content unless it truly belongs elsewhere. No that doesn’t mean the dump.

These guys should interject threads with useful information that stimulates our brain and makes us want to hear those songs again, or search for every last tid bit of information on how it all came to pass.

Now for the challenge: I have attached 2 links to content at the DDLR site. Within the first one is a neat little scrap of info on how Gene Simmons came to see VH, and the second is just clarifying some misrepresented facts, and there’s plenty more where that came from.

My challenge is simple, have your MOD’s come up with something of merit or value that comes close to the kind of factual content we have at DDLR, or DE-MOD or move them into something a little more suited to their expertise, then let Me, Sesh, Vaughn, etc…. show you what real historians could do to help people understand the majestic beauty of real VH that thing we all know and love.

If your guys can really cut the mustard, and go toe to toe, then I will issue an open apology for anything I may have said and/or done to compromise or otherwise spoil the atmosphere at the DLR ARMY and you can ban me, and the rest of our guys for the life of your site.

The recent feuds would never have happened if somebody of your dignity were minding the ship 24/7 instead of guys like Big Troubles or Pete. I fully understand that your 100% participation is not an option, but none the less something has to give. There is already VHLINK’S too many.

This should in no way shape or form be viewed as the start of a war between two sites, but rather a means to calm the storm and get back to helping DLR kick the peoples ASS!

http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2470

http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2269

Sorry for necroposting, but I totally forgot about this! lol

Seshmeister
02-20-2009, 05:33 PM
These links don't seem to be working... :)

Actually it's a real pity that the Wooda photoshops have gone I can just about remember one or two of them.

twonabomber
02-20-2009, 09:57 PM
i have some of those pics somewhere...

Keeyth
02-25-2009, 01:53 AM
When I clicked on those links, it says DDLR.com has had its account suspended...

Seshmeister
02-25-2009, 07:44 AM
Did you know there is a new Sherlock Holmes film with Robert Downey Jr. coming out at the end of the year? :)

Guitar Shark
02-25-2009, 06:42 PM
No shit?

GAR
02-26-2009, 12:20 AM
When I clicked on those links, it says DDLR.com has had its account suspended...

If a server falls in teh indurenet, and nobodys round to hear it, did it really and truly exist? BWAHAHAA

I miss Shoes.
I miss Wooda.
Where's Guwapo
Where's Catfist..

Mr Walker
02-26-2009, 12:51 PM
Did you know there is a new Sherlock Holmes film with Robert Downey Jr. coming out at the end of the year? :)

And Guy Ritchie plans on making Holmes and Watson a couple of fags.

http://www.celebitchy.com/38081/is_guy_ritchies_sherlock_holmes_gay/

GAR
02-26-2009, 08:49 PM
But Mr Walkers back!

Nickdfresh
02-27-2009, 04:56 PM
But Mr Walkers back!

And I hope you're fucking gone, America hater...

LoungeMachine
02-27-2009, 05:42 PM
And I hope you're fucking gone, America hater...

He's on a cross-country trip....

One can only assume to pay his respects at the grave of JizzyStool.

:gulp:

ELVIS
02-27-2009, 07:59 PM
Here's an open challenge to Sarge...

Fire or ban Mezro...


:elvis:

WARF
02-27-2009, 08:30 PM
Fuck ELVIS...you're always good for one cry out loud laugh every once in a while.... lmao

Hellraiser!!
02-27-2009, 09:53 PM
These links don't seem to be working... :)

Actually it's a real pity that the Wooda photoshops have gone I can just about remember one or two of them.

And you can't forget his classics KISS parodies!!!! That was really funny!!!!

ELVIS
02-28-2009, 07:11 AM
Fuck ELVIS...you're always good for one cry out loud laugh every once in a while.... lmao

Yeah, but i'm serious...


:banned::elvis:

LoungeMachine
02-28-2009, 04:30 PM
Yeah, but i'm serious...


:banned::elvis:

I used to dig the Mez.

But I'm with you on this one, E.

Dumping the Muff thread, going to RothChats and slagging on the Front Line, and then kow-towing to Savicki of all people against Sarge's instructions.

Deleting social groups is weak. Look who/where we are, for Christ's sake.


But remember who the first person to call for Mez's demotion was.....

JizzyStool :D

:gulp:

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-07-2009, 08:30 PM
Sarge,

With all due respect, I can remember coming to these sites just looking around to see what’s what, and never thinking twice about making a post. Then I started to get a little put off by the absence of fact contained in much of the postings, and then it dawned on me why?

The MOD’s were barely even thought of when VH once and for all indelibly stamped good time Rock & Roll on the Classic rock map. These guys have no fathom of a clue as to what it all really means? They have not one shred of understanding that 5150 has more in common with Survivor than it does Classic VH, and that is why I made a conscientious choice of going with DDLR. The MOD’s do their job. They don’t censure and or otherwise move content unless it truly belongs elsewhere. No that doesn’t mean the dump.

These guys should interject threads with useful information that stimulates our brain and makes us want to hear those songs again, or search for every last tid bit of information on how it all came to pass.

Now for the challenge: I have attached 2 links to content at the DDLR site. Within the first one is a neat little scrap of info on how Gene Simmons came to see VH, and the second is just clarifying some misrepresented facts, and there’s plenty more where that came from.

My challenge is simple, have your MOD’s come up with something of merit or value that comes close to the kind of factual content we have at DDLR, or DE-MOD or move them into something a little more suited to their expertise, then let Me, Sesh, Vaughn, etc…. show you what real historians could do to help people understand the majestic beauty of real VH that thing we all know and love.

If your guys can really cut the mustard, and go toe to toe, then I will issue an open apology for anything I may have said and/or done to compromise or otherwise spoil the atmosphere at the DLR ARMY and you can ban me, and the rest of our guys for the life of your site.

The recent feuds would never have happened if somebody of your dignity were minding the ship 24/7 instead of guys like Big Troubles or Pete. I fully understand that your 100% participation is not an option, but none the less something has to give. There is already VHLINK’S too many.

This should in no way shape or form be viewed as the start of a war between two sites, but rather a means to calm the storm and get back to helping DLR kick the peoples ASS!

http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2470

http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2269

Isn't it interesting that the same problem Wooda is voicing exists today?

Redballjets88
05-07-2009, 08:36 PM
No the problem doesn't exsist. Most of the mods here actually have a lot of good things and great information. Really the only mod that is shitty is Lounge.

He talks a lot but says nothing.

Guitar Shark
05-07-2009, 08:44 PM
That's not true, I'm shitty too.

FORD
05-07-2009, 08:57 PM
That's not true, I'm shitty too.

Yeah, but it's not entirely your fault. Some of that Brad $tark$ School of Moderating programming is still in your head. :biggrin:

rustoffa
05-08-2009, 01:32 AM
There's nothing really worthy of any real or imagined 'merit' or 'value' badges being handed out here yet. See, we have to wait for the deluge of broken water to subside. That's right, the flood of spilling pussy hearsay is continuing to drown any mythical ideas regarding badges being handed out.

Niagran-like forces of pummeling pussy moisture continue to devastate various forums....folks are like waving from rooftops!!! You think they give a fuck about a goddamned 'merit' or 'value' badge?

Maybe.

Maybe not.

:jumping0041:

LoungeMachine
05-08-2009, 01:59 AM
Isn't it interesting that the same problem Wooda is voicing exists today?

Isn't interesting the only people whining are you and 2-3 other mouthbreathing trolls?

:gulp:

We keep you around for sport.

bueno bob
05-08-2009, 02:36 AM
That's not true, I'm shitty too.

Well, I was shitty...for about five minutes... :)

Igosplut
05-08-2009, 06:07 AM
Isn't it interesting that the same problem Wooda is voicing exists today?

Wooda is a great guy, and was a lot of fun to mod with. Too bad real life interrupted for him.

That being said he ALSO thought you were a douche and would be laying you to waste if he was here..

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-08-2009, 12:14 PM
I believe Wooda's suggestion that any Army mod should have been born before VH1 should be a mandatory rule.

LoungeMachine
05-08-2009, 12:32 PM
He talks a lot but says nothing.

Correct.

Like when I'm constantly on your ass about moving out of mom and dad's house, getting a real job, and date a girl.

:gulp:

And along the way, if you could perhaps see your way to actually learning something about which you speak, so as to contribute something other than cut-n-paste or daddy's dinner table talking points, that would be great too....

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-08-2009, 04:33 PM
I am also a believer in being a moderator who is of behaviour elevated from the lower format of discourse.

Subconsciously, I don't think that matters to you. You need to go ASAP

Guitar Shark
05-08-2009, 04:49 PM
I am also a believer in being a moderator who is of behaviour elevated from the lower format of discourse.


Kinda inconsistent with your own desire to be remodded, wouldn't you say GAR?

LoungeMachine
05-08-2009, 05:18 PM
I am also a believer in being a moderator who is of behaviour elevated from the lower format of discourse.

Subconsciously, I don't think that matters to you. You need to go ASAP

:lmao:

As long as I dont toss my mod room keys into Jizzy's casket, I'm safe.

:gulp:

moron

LoungeMachine
05-08-2009, 06:42 PM
So I guess when Garjizzy posted that he was boycotting THIS site for a week, what he really meant was.....

He would leave for a day, get banned at RothChats after making the same announcement, come back here posting as Blimpy, get chased back to RothChats, get banned there for the second time in 2 days, and then come back here and talk about who should mod this site, and who shouldn't

:lmao:

Fucking-A what a moronic simp.

kwame k
05-08-2009, 07:04 PM
Nor is he man enough when he starts these little thread saying he is going to get someone de-modded to back it up. Here's an example of Gary not responding to my challenge.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/website-related-discussion-webmaster-feedback/55073-make-houseofpaincakes-moderator.html#post1348811

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-09-2009, 01:05 AM
I am a Chimpazee dipstick.. what ook part of that don't you get?

chefcraig
05-09-2009, 01:47 AM
I am a Chimpazee dipstick.. what ook part of that don't you get?

During the beginning of the new year in 2007, a dear friend of me and my family, a fellow I'd known for nearly forty years died a prolonged, cancerous death. It was a harrowing thing to go through. For whatever reason, I offered an emotionally dubious post in a blog at a site that I subscribe to, attesting to the generally fucked-up way I felt in this situation.

Roughly seven months later, a disturbed internet fuck-wad decided to take a screen-shot of this offering, and post it out of context (for reasons I have yet to understand) at a handful of VH related websites. It is at this point, that our dear friend GAR (yet another disturbed internet fuck-wad) felt a need to offer a series of idiotically despicable rejoinders, suggesting options for death.

In the mean time, I found myself answering a shit-load of emails and PMs out of no-where, questioning my welfare. Yep, this shit-wad of a less than human being actually had an effect upon my life, here and beyond cyberspace., not to mention my work.

Now, this is nothing new, as this deplorable fuck-stick (GAR) has also offered several wonderful statements about what could happen to a fellow that has just been assigned to military, directed to the mother of a fellow serving in the armed forces. He creates fiction about the death of other posters (Jesterstuff), and most recently attempts to attach his name to yet another member of the site,(Al) who has passed away.

Apparently, ignoring a deplorable piece of shit is justifiable. And acceptance of those whose lives consist of getting to the library as it opens in order to offer fifty or more posts in a single day is somewhat accepted.

Swell. If keeping this sub-human piece if dogshit is necessary for the site to retain it's character and dignity, then by all means let the good times roll.

In the meantime...GAR, I sincerely hope that you happen to walk under, rather than get upon a bus. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-happy-smileys-336.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Adult-Smileys/)

FORD
05-09-2009, 02:06 AM
Sorry about your friend, Craig. Similar story here.... I lost a friend on New Year's Day 2008 to cancer. I'd known him since I was 11 years old. Another friend to cancer a couple years before that. Even when you know the day is coming, you're never truly prepared for something like that.

And any piece of shit who would mock you for mourning your friend (or any piece of shit who would tell a mother that her son would probably die in Iraq) doesn't deserve to breathe oxygen on this planet, let alone post on this board.

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-09-2009, 02:52 AM
It is at this point, that our dear friend GAR (yet another disturbed internet fuck-wad) felt a need to offer a series of idiotically despicable rejoinders, suggesting options for death.

What's more disturbing is your shabby recall that now pastes half-truths to out-of-context third-party statements.

Before Captain Caveman's AIDS drama at Rothfans, there was your cancer drama brought to ddlr's attention (which you keep doing here) which as you and I both recall GAR taking the shots for posting in your defense until you revealed yourself.

The guys on ddlr were right about you the whole time because they followed the acquaintence of your spillover with the cancer thing at The Stinks, which is how it got commented INITIALLY.

I'm not going further into this "search-and-refute" bullshit because like FORD you'll just move onto the next slander, or the next subject.

You'll notice no wagons circling for you here, because thats a total of 4 sites that have enjoyed your participation - so I question your opposition of my request for the fuckin' babyhead Mods here as another bad choice on your part.

I like your VH commentary, that's relevant. Your support for the Trifecta of Stupid isn't.

chefcraig
05-09-2009, 03:06 AM
This is so cool, and fascinating. Where does this so-called "cancer" dilemma of mine take place? I mean really, that has never been even mentioned thus far!

Wow...you just spin entire worlds of belief out of your bunghole, eh?

This is amazing stuff. Seriously, this is tremendous. Do you have an overbearing homeless person to your immediate left or right as you madly type up this stuff at the library, or do you spend evenings coming up writing this shit on legal pads?

Golly, you are so special!

Sadly, it does not change the fact that you are far less than human Mr. shit sucker, and therefor irrelevant.

By the way...uhmmm...I mentioned some real life friends and pain. Have you any of either, fuckwad?

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-09-2009, 03:53 AM
This is so cool, and fascinating. Where does this so-called "cancer" dilemma of mine take place?

Sorry for substituting your Post #245 for.. was it a suicide threat?

You know what I'm talking about. If you don't, I'll pop over to Warham's, paste-copy here, and you'll call me something else you haven't called me in awhile hoping I'll drop it.

Igosplut
05-09-2009, 08:00 AM
During the beginning of the new year in 2007, a dear friend of me and my family, a fellow I'd known for nearly forty years died a prolonged, cancerous death. It was a harrowing thing to go through. For whatever reason, I offered an emotionally dubious post in a blog at a site that I subscribe to, attesting to the generally fucked-up way I felt in this situation.

Roughly seven months later, a disturbed internet fuck-wad decided to take a screen-shot of this offering, and post it out of context (for reasons I have yet to understand) at a handful of VH related websites. It is at this point, that our dear friend GAR (yet another disturbed internet fuck-wad) felt a need to offer a series of idiotically despicable rejoinders, suggesting options for death.........



I never did know the full story, just that somebody from here came over and told us that there was nothing to the thread (this was a little while after gars contribution). The few times we got thread like that, we tended to leave them be. If someone was in need of help, the least we could do is let the thread run it's course (with one glaring exception) Cancer can be a horrific end to a life, that much worst when you are very close to that person. Condolences.....

Almost as bad is the morally bankrupt asshole that would take that one scrap of personal information posted at a bad time and twist it to their fucked-up enjoyment. I have just one description for lowlifes that try to do personal damage from behind a computer screen....Cowards.