DLR'sCock
07-20-2004, 02:56 PM
BNN reported today that the good people of China will begin bombing the hell out of American cities large and small in order to remove the current administration from power as part of Operation Infinite American Freedom. Chinese intelligence claims to have found conclusive evidence that Bush and his minions have amassed a stockpile of weapons of mass destruction including bombs, missles, and music videos.
Since everyone knows that Americans want change but are completely helpless and cannot do anything about it themselves, the Chinese Army will likely lose thousands of lives in order to unselfishly take over a whole other country. A puppet transition government will be chosen the next few years that will learn from Chinese cabinet members how to acheive the communism that Americans really wanted but were afraid to ask for. Many Chinese companies will work together unselfishly in the rebuilding effort and make billions of dollars in the process.
God Bless You All, and God Bless the People's Republic of China
Since everyone knows that Americans want change but are completely helpless and cannot do anything about it themselves, the Chinese Army will likely lose thousands of lives in order to unselfishly take over a whole other country. A puppet transition government will be chosen the next few years that will learn from Chinese cabinet members how to acheive the communism that Americans really wanted but were afraid to ask for. Many Chinese companies will work together unselfishly in the rebuilding effort and make billions of dollars in the process.
God Bless You All, and God Bless the People's Republic of China