USA Today Drops Ann Coulter

[DLR'sCock]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/07/26/politics/main631949.shtml

:D


USA Today Drops Ann Coulter
CBSNews

Monday 26 July 2004

USA Today has dropped plans to have conservative author Ann Coulter write a daily column from the Democratic convention. The newspaper dropped Coulter in a dispute over the first column she had written about the Democrats.

"It was just differences over editing of a fairly ordinary kind," USA Today Editorial Page Editor Brian Gallagher told Editor & Publisher. "We had some different conceptions of what the column should be, we tried to work them out and when we couldn't, we decided the best course of action was for us to go our own ways."

Jonah Goldberg, a conservative who writes for the National Review, will replace Coulter.

"USA Today doesn't like my 'tone,' humor, sarcasm, etc., which raises the intriguing question of why they hired me to write for them," Coulter said in a statement.

Coulter published the disputed column on her Web site. After writing that cops and pretty girls were her allies at the convention, she had this to say about the women in attendance:

"My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie-chick pie wagons they call 'women' at the Democratic National Convention."

Here's how Coulter opened the column: "Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston, conservatives are deploying a series of covert signals to identify one another, much like gay men do. My allies are the ones wearing crosses or American flags. The people sporting shirts emblazoned with the 'F-word' are my opponents."

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[BigBadBrian]

Coulter a man? DLR's Cock is a woman! You heard it here first, folks. :gulp:

[JCOOK]

I'll take the chance that this babe has a nice vagina and a "filthy little mouth"

[FORD]

Originally posted by JCOOK
I'll take the chance that this babe has a nice vagina and a "filthy little mouth"

S/he has a filthy mouth, there's no disputing that. But if s/he has a vagina, it was man made, because the large hands and Adam's Apple say s/he wasn't born with one.

[JCOOK]

Why do democrats like stepford wives like billary,tipper and this hag heinz-kerry I guess to you susan estrich or tammy bruce are real pieces of azz

[Snoo]

Originally posted by FORD
S/he has a filthy mouth, there's no disputing that. But if s/he has a vagina, it was man made, because the large hands and Adam's Apple say s/he wasn't born with one.

Didn't you hear?! "She" is Andy Kaufman. He didn't die.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Snoo
Didn't you hear?! "She" is Andy Kaufman. He didn't die.

Now that's a Hell of a theory....

[JCOOK]

I'll bet DAVES' fucked her and liked it.

[FORD]

Originally posted by JCOOK
I'll bet DAVES' fucked her and liked it.

Dave's not gay. Quit fueling the sheep rumors.

[JCOOK]

Sorry Ford, but that bitch is a skank, I know this because i spent nine months tying to get out of a vagina and thirty nine years trying to get back in. This republican BCE operative is a whore and i would FUCK HER BRAINS OUT!!!!!!!!! I'll bet Teresa Kerrys nuts that AC was born with a puss!

[Cathedral]

Ann is no man, and i'd pork the shit out of her to prove it.

[John Ashcroft]

So would Ford...

[Snow Ho]

Originally posted by FORD
S/he has a filthy mouth, there's no disputing that. But if s/he has a vagina, it was man made, because the large hands and Adam's Apple say s/he wasn't born with one.

out of curiosity i went to check out what she looks like
http://www.somebodycares4u.com/Ann_Coulter_MD.jpg

you weren't kidding about that adam's apple !:eek:

[FORD]

Yep. And there ain't no such thing as an "Eve's apple", because women don't have them!

[Warham]

Who's that babe with the fabulous apple!

[wraytw]

Yes, FORD. Some women do have "Adam's Apples."

[Guitar Shark]

She is nasty!

[FORD]

Originally posted by wraytw
Yes, FORD. Some women do have "Adam's Apples."

You must be spending too much time in Key West ;)

[WolfStar999]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Ann is no man, and i'd pork the shit out of her to prove it.

Does that mean I can count on you for the Anne Coulter 1000 Gang-Bang?

[WolfStar999]

Originally posted by JCOOK
Why do democrats like stepford wives like billary,tipper and this hag heinz-kerry I guess to you susan estrich or tammy bruce are real pieces of azz

Myself, I prefer the Milla Jovovich type...or Denise Richards (Rowr!)

[Nickdfresh]

Boy George
» The Crying Game

I know all there is to know - about the crying game
I´ve had my share of the crying game
First there are kisses - than there are signs
and than before you know where you are - you´re saying goodby
One day soon I´m gonna tell the moon about the crying game
and if he knows maybe he´ll explain -why there are heartaches - why there are tears
Say what to do - to stop feeling blue - when love dissapear
First there are kisses - than there are signs
and than before you know where you are - you´re saying goodby
Don´t want no more - of this crying game
Don´t want no more - of this crying game
Don´t want no more - of this crying game
Don´t want no more - of this crying game

[Switch84]

Originally posted by JCOOK
I spent nine months tying to get out of a vagina and thirty nine years trying to get back in.


:lol: :tits: Finally! A man that admits the true quest of every heterosexual man around the globe!!!

I find it pathetic that a woman with a strong, go-getter personality is seen as being 'masculine'. Does a woman have to be subservient and weak to soothe your insecurity as a man?

[ODShowtime]

Nick is that a real pic or a charicature?

[Switch84]

:eek: :eek: :eek: JESUS H. CHRIST!!! Somebody give that girl a Big Mac!!! She looks like she's doing a 'Karen Carpenter'!

That's not an Adam's apple you're seeing....that's her VERTEBRAE! She's got no meat on her bones.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
Nick is that a real pic or a charicature?

I believe it is a real pic. She is fucking anorexic! Either that or her fingers smell like vomit.

[ODShowtime]

Foul.

We are all supposed to have an inherited trait that we don't want to procreate with people who are sickly and can't find enough food. She is the perfect example. FOUL.

[WolfStar999]

Awww, but poor Anne thought looking sickly was fashionable this year.

[Warham]

Did anybody hear ever read Batman as a kid?

If she put a hat on and stuffed some straw in her dress, she'd look like Scarecrow.

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Warham
Did anybody hear ever read Batman as a kid?

If she put a hat on and stuffed some straw in her dress, she'd look like Scarecrow.


:eek: No shit! She IS Scarecrow!

"How about a little fire there, Scarecrow?"


LMAO!

[Viking]

Yeah, as much as I'd like to make her ooze, I think I'd have to fatten her up a little on lasagna and beer for a month to make sure I didn't hurt her.

[twonabomber]

you gotta do like i do with the anorexics i fuck...do 'em doggy style! :D

[Nickdfresh]

Plu-eease!! Her plastic love doll weighs more than she does!

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Plu-eease!! Her plastic love doll weighs more than she does!


:p That's probably true!