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twonabomber
07-27-2004, 09:40 PM
check this (http://www.cj-8.com/images/events/campjeep2004/index.html) out. a Hummer H2 high-centered on a tree stump...and pulled off by a 20+ year old Jeep. too fuckin' funny.

Katydid
07-27-2004, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by twonabomber
check this (http://www.cj-8.com/images/events/campjeep2004/index.html) out. a Hummer H2 high-centered on a tree stump...and pulled off by a 20+ year old Jeep. too fuckin' funny.

DAMN, THAT OLE BOY MUST HAVE BEEN IN A HURRY TO GET TO THE SHITTER IF HE RUN OVER A STUMP THAT BIG.

I USED TO HAVE A NEW BLACK JEEP HARDTOP...BUT THAT'S A LONG STORY SO I WON'T TELL IT. ANYWAY, UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND AUDITED, DON'T SELL YOUR WIFE'S JEEP ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S LOT WHILE YOUR WIFE IS 1000 MI AWAY RECOVERING FROM HAVING HER RENTAL CAR REARENDED AND TOTALED. OR YOUR CARLOT WILL BE PUT OUT OF BUSINESS! AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL DROP YOU!

Sarge
07-27-2004, 11:32 PM
That is great...
My Jeep has a wimpy 4 banger... so I am sure I wouldn't have been e able to pull the h2 out..

twonabomber
07-28-2004, 07:19 PM
you'd be surprised. put 'er in 4-low, use a strap instead of rope or chain, and get a little momentum going...just make sure dipshit doesn't have his H2 in "park." :D

Mezro
07-28-2004, 07:34 PM
I hate H2 drivers that have to clog up 2, almost 3 parking spots here in the city.

Keep your H2's out in the rural areas and only buy them if you plan on using them like a truck or van..not for fucking show bitches!

Mezro...what sort of clueless, small penis Napoleon has to drive that boat in a congested urban environment...