Fords' Theatre

[JCOOK]

JFK had a secretary whose name was Lincoln, Lincoln had a secratary whose name was Kennedy-- These things are too coinceadental--
But then it gets creepy, Lincoln was killed at FORDS THEATRE, Kennedy was killed in a Lincoln Contitnental

BCE MY ASS!

[ELVIS]

I had a friend named Mike, who had a brother named Greg...

My brother's name is MIKE!

Creepy...:rolleyes:

[FORD]

JCook left one out. A year or so before Lincoln's death, he was in Monroe Maryland. A year or so before JFK's death, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

Pretty freaky huh :eek:

[JCOOK]

THE LINCOLN CONTINENTAL IS MADE BY THE FORD MOTOR CO.