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POJO_Risin
12-31-2003, 03:01 PM
I know you fuckers need your fucking bar...so here it is...

it remains to be seen who the resident bartenders are going to be...

so for now...the bar tab's on us...

GAR
01-01-2004, 01:27 AM
JUNGLE JUICE:
GAR'S RECIPE FOR UNDER-$20
-----------------------------------------------------------------

2 liters Sav-On generic label Gin,
60 count clear Perfect Serve styled 8oz plastic cups,
2 gallons Tampico 99 cent citrus orange punch..

Chill Gin bottles in freezer immediately, 60 mins. plus

- obtain an empty milk gallon jug, and pour 1/3 each gallon into the empty

- fill all 3 jugs with Gin. Serve chilled.

Total Cost: $18 plus change
Total Servings: 60 +

Eyes of the Night
01-01-2004, 02:06 AM
Wella, time to kick back sling some brews and bring in the new year!


:gulp:

Elitest
01-01-2004, 04:49 AM
Happy New Year EYES


( No I am NOT DEN..or GRimsdale...or Flappo...)

I have woken late granted ....but with a clear head and sparkling eyes....now time for a big greasy breakfast!!!

and...a large REAL coffee!!!

Elitest
01-01-2004, 04:50 AM
( yes Gar I will start the LA strippers diet later.......)

Coyote
01-01-2004, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I know you fuckers need your fucking bar...so here it is...

it remains to be seen who the resident bartenders are going to be...

so for now...the bar tab's on us...

Cool. I'll have a Screwdriver and a shot'o'Tequila. :gulp:

Coyote
01-01-2004, 12:01 PM
If you run out of drink names, or ya wanna experiment with some new drinks, here's a site for y'all...The Virtual Bar (http://www.thevirtualbar.com/)

Coyote
01-01-2004, 03:42 PM
"I can kiss 'n' hug it, but I'd rather chug it."

Beer. :gulp:

Ally_Kat
01-01-2004, 08:44 PM
1 jigger Amaretto
Juice of 1/2 Lemon
Ice
Maraschino cherry

Rub the rim of an old fashioned glass with lemon, and dip repeatedly into granulated sugar until it has a good "frosted" rim. Shake a jigger of Amaretto with the juice of 1/2 a lemon. Strain into glass and add ice. Garnish with a Marachino Cherry.

i love amaretto

Ally_Kat
01-01-2004, 09:02 PM
http://www.imfanatic.com/Drinks/martini.jpg

CONGRATS!
You're a MARTINI!
Rich, and refined you're smooth and saucy. You're the butter on the bread, the lube on the hinge, the teflon on the pan

<a href="http://www.imfanatic.com/whatdrinkareyou.php" target="_blank">discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!</a>

Coyote
01-01-2004, 09:05 PM
This sounds groovy:

California Rattle Snake

1/2 oz Malibu Rum
1/2 oz Southern Comfort
1/2 oz Amaretto
1 splash Sour Mix
1 splash Lemon Lime Soda
1 splash Grenadine

Mix equal parts of Southern Comfort, Malibu Rum, an Amerretto in a mixing tin over ice. Add a splash or sour mix, grenadine, and 7-up. Shake well. Can be served over ice or as a shot.

Coyote
01-01-2004, 09:11 PM
Hey, Ally.

How'd you like a comfortable screw up against a fuzzy wall? :D

Eyes of the Night
01-01-2004, 09:25 PM
http://www.imfanatic.com/Drinks/gifs/strawberrydaiq.gif

CONGRATS!
You're a Strawberry Daiqery! You're the person that everyone just wants to have sex with. Nothing more, nothing less.


Buwahaha!!! Yeah right ... survey says!

diamond den™
01-01-2004, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by Eyes
http://www.imfanatic.com/Drinks/gifs/strawberrydaiq.gif

CONGRATS!
You're a Strawberry Daiqery! You're the person that everyone just wants to have sex with. Nothing more, nothing less.


Buwahaha!!! Yeah right ... survey says!

FUCK OFF!!!!!! :)

Ally_Kat
01-01-2004, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by Coyote
Hey, Ally.

How'd you like a comfortable screw up against a fuzzy wall? :D

oh, that sounds interesting. Who's -- i mean what's in it? :o

Full Bug
01-01-2004, 10:44 PM
This place better have Canadian beer.....:D :guzzle:

Coyote
01-02-2004, 07:38 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
oh, that sounds interesting. Who's -- i mean what's in it? :o

What's in it:

0.25 oz. Galliano
3.0 oz. Orange Juice
0.5 oz. Peach Schnapps
0.75 oz. Southern Comfort
0.5 oz. Vodka

Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Fill a Highball glass almost full with ice cubes and strain drink into Highball glass.


Who's in it? Well if the glass is big enough, both of us... :D

Seshmeister
01-02-2004, 09:29 AM
You're a Depth Charge!
Yaaarr... scurvy dog! You drink like a sailor and think like one too.

http://www.imfanatic.com/Drinks/depthcharge.jpg

Well there's a surprise...

flappo
01-02-2004, 10:55 AM
..survey says eyes is a dumbfuck

Ozzy Fudd
01-02-2004, 10:26 PM
I'll have my favorite Black N Tan made with Guinness and Molson Ice what a good drunk drink.:gulp:

Ally_Kat
01-03-2004, 01:53 AM
Originally posted by Coyote
What's in it:

0.25 oz. Galliano
3.0 oz. Orange Juice
0.5 oz. Peach Schnapps
0.75 oz. Southern Comfort
0.5 oz. Vodka

Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Fill a Highball glass almost full with ice cubes and strain drink into Highball glass.


Who's in it? Well if the glass is big enough, both of us... :D

the sounds absolutely delicious. Slide one over here ;)

lucky wilbury
01-03-2004, 03:26 AM
mine said "Gin and Tonic" and i don't even drink!

Sarge
01-03-2004, 04:11 AM
pour me a double!

Susie Q
01-03-2004, 01:15 PM
http://www.thevirtualbar.com/Images/corkette.gif

Here is your waitress...


I like Pina Colada's and I like Buttershots and Baileys! Those are my favorite drinks! OR...anything with Malibu rum!

POJO_Risin
01-03-2004, 03:58 PM
Did someone fucking say a Black and Tan with...

Guiness and fucking Molson...

good lord...

Elitest
01-03-2004, 04:09 PM
Guinness....

Elitest
01-03-2004, 04:11 PM
:gulp: :bottle: :sleepy:


yes...guinness......:cool:

Ozzy Fudd
01-03-2004, 10:15 PM
Oh yes Guinness just by it self,
but the molson as the lighter ale ........packs the punch

SensibleShoes
01-04-2004, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
i love amaretto


OOOOh- very nice Ally,

I'm a Grand Marnier grrl, myself

SensibleShoes
01-04-2004, 09:32 AM
Doesn't this just figure?


CONGRATS!
You're a Vampire! Hisssss! You're the oddball who sits quietly at parties. You rarely speak, but when you do, its usually so crazy that you probably shouldnt have said it at all. You dumb vampire.

http://www.imfanatic.com/drinkprocess.php

Ally_Kat
01-04-2004, 01:05 PM
http://www5a.biglobe.ne.jp/~relish-1/Cafe/amaretto.jpg

:D

Coyote
01-04-2004, 01:13 PM
Kinda guessed it...

CONGRATS!
You're a MARTINI!
Rich, and refined you're smooth and saucy. You're the butter on the bread, the lube on the hinge, the teflon on the pan.

Why do I feel like listening to some smoky jazz?

POJO_Risin
01-04-2004, 06:09 PM
Guiness=yes...

with Bass as the lighter ale...

if you're going to do it...do it right...

Coyote
01-04-2004, 09:47 PM
I'll have a Coke...with vodka.

Coyote
01-04-2004, 09:54 PM
Would the mod like a drink?

Ally_Kat
01-05-2004, 02:56 PM
yes i would! what do you recommend?

Ally_Kat
01-05-2004, 02:59 PM
http://www.fotozoom.com.mx/images/Galeria/Vodka.jpg
http://users.1st.net/hammock/gallery/jpegs/fatboy-coke.jpg

vodka and coke with our lil bar keep :D

Coyote
01-05-2004, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
http://www.fotozoom.com.mx/images/Galeria/Vodka.jpg
http://users.1st.net/hammock/gallery/jpegs/fatboy-coke.jpg

vodka and coke with our lil bar keep :D

I'll have another V & C, and a "Big Block V8". :gulp:

Ally_Kat
01-05-2004, 03:58 PM
http://britishv8.org/swaps/hotmg.jpg

:D

Coyote
01-05-2004, 04:14 PM
Nice. Very nice. :)

But I was thinkin' of a shot that consists of Vodka, Tequila and Rum.

And I was also thinkin' 'bout this


http://www.eastohiocoolcars.com/Road%20Trip/004/1969Charg_PK2.jpg

Ally_Kat
01-05-2004, 04:23 PM
my parish tried raffling one of those off. The tickets were 100 bucks each and no one bought any. I told my mom to buy a couple cuz, hell, no one else did :D

I don't think they ever did get rid of it. Hmm....

Coyote
01-05-2004, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
my parish tried raffling one of those off. The tickets were 100 bucks each and no one bought any. I told my mom to buy a couple cuz, hell, no one else did :D

I don't think they ever did get rid of it. Hmm....

The MG or the Charger?

Ally_Kat
01-05-2004, 04:57 PM
the Charger

Ozzy Fudd
01-05-2004, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Guiness=yes...

with Bass as the lighter ale...

if you're going to do it...do it right...


I did do it (right ) more than once then that old lets see what will happen if i use this one......shit man i even used Fosters talk about a bed spin trip.

Coyote
01-06-2004, 05:28 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
the Charger

"Hmm" indeed.:D

Ally_Kat
01-09-2004, 01:39 AM
hmm...

Dave's PA Rental
01-12-2004, 08:43 PM
I'm a Sex on the Beach, <a href="http://www.imfanatic.com/whatdrinkareyou.php" target="_blank">discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!</a>


"You're a Sex on the Beach! Your party-hard eccentricity is exceeded only by your urge to hump like a rabbit. You live by the 'Sex, or be sexed' motto"

yeah, thats about right.

http://www.imfanatic.com/Drinks/sexonthebeach.jpg


actually, Im more of a beer man. along with Jack and coke or Captain and coke.....

Eyes of the Night
01-16-2004, 04:08 AM
I dunno, this bar is kinda lame ... whatdya think there Pana? Should we revisit the Outback Jack's!

*drinking mode on*


:gulp:

Coyote
01-16-2004, 07:43 PM
Hell yeah, nuthin' but YEAH! :gulp::guzzle: :smoke:

Coyote
01-17-2004, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
my parish tried raffling one of those off. The tickets were 100 bucks each and no one bought any. I told my mom to buy a couple cuz, hell, no one else did :D

What, by my green eyes, is a parish? A winos' Paris? :confused:

Ally_Kat
01-17-2004, 07:56 PM
a church parish

Coyote
01-17-2004, 08:09 PM
A priest, or something like that?

BrownSound1
01-21-2004, 10:26 AM
What a bunch of fuckin' drunks. However, I will take a bottle of that fine Tennessee elixir, Jack Daniels.

Full Bug
01-21-2004, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by Brownsound1
What a bunch of fuckin' drunks.
Whats your point? Is there anything left in that bottle? :bottle: :guzzle:

Ally_Kat
01-22-2004, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by Coyote
A priest, or something like that?

yeah. basically it's the group of people who belong tothat church and all and they are lead by that church's top priest guy.

flappo
01-22-2004, 02:07 PM
shouldnt eyes be in here - pissing everyone off with his endless bizumps and falling over his keybored drunk routine ?

flappo
01-22-2004, 02:09 PM
*bizump*

flappo
01-22-2004, 02:10 PM
cato and eyes

Elitest
01-22-2004, 05:47 PM
Pint of caffreys please and a packet of pork scratchings..

Mr Grimsdale
01-22-2004, 06:39 PM
can i have a babysham please

flappo
01-23-2004, 12:40 PM
can i have a fist up the arse please

thats a cocktail btw

half a pint of vodka
half a pint of lager
half a bucket of cat sick

shake vigorously

add ice , snow and sleet

throw down lav

go to pub

Coyote
01-23-2004, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
yeah. basically it's the group of people who belong tothat church and all and they are lead by that church's top priest guy.

Got it. :)

Elitest
01-23-2004, 05:37 PM
oooh....Id forgotten the cat sick......it brings back such happy memories....of dear little grimmy in the old days...when he was so sweet and innocent...

Elitest
01-23-2004, 05:38 PM
and the " shamone ! motherfucker! " cry ...that was elemental...

Elitest
01-23-2004, 05:39 PM
I'll just have a large port and monkeywhile Im waiting



::::::::::::::::::::::::sigh:::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::

Elitest
01-23-2004, 05:39 PM
whoops! scotties.....I meant port and lemon ...of course...

Coyote
01-23-2004, 06:38 PM
Screwdriver for me! :)

Cato
01-24-2004, 04:21 AM
hello wankers!:cato:

:gulp:

Eyes of the Night
01-31-2004, 02:42 AM
Flap, you still facinated with my pic still I see ... damn dude, your'e one weird mo fo' ... anywho ...

*takes a pull from the bud tap*


:gulp:

Elitest
02-03-2004, 01:37 PM
whats a slingin pussy ?

A feline cabertosser ?

:confused:

Catfish
02-04-2004, 12:07 PM
I don't see any booze in this bar.

Catfish
02-04-2004, 12:07 PM
Or stools.

Catfish
02-04-2004, 12:08 PM
Or trim.

Elitest
02-04-2004, 03:22 PM
or crisps

BigBadBrian
02-16-2004, 11:42 AM
Pussy is being slung in this bar and I missed it? :eek:

CACTUS COOLER

1 liter good quality gold Tequila (anything but Hagar's crap)
3 or 4 serrano chiles, split length wise

Let the chiles steep in the tequila for 2 days at room temp. Then put tequila in the freezer until well chilled. Serve with lime wedges.

:bottle:

flappo
02-26-2004, 10:16 AM
..passes kane a dildo and a jar of swarfega

Ally_Kat
02-26-2004, 02:52 PM
why are you mad at Kane? he seems like such a nice guy. Plus he's a lil E fan. ;) :D

Coyote
02-28-2004, 11:43 AM
I'll just help myself to a classic drink.

Ally_Kat
02-28-2004, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by Coyote
I'll just help myself to a classic drink.

heya stranger :hula:

Coyote
02-28-2004, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
heya stranger :hula:

I wouldn't say stranger, I'd say drunkard...:cool: but, how're you baby doll?

If you were online, that is... (drunk as a skunk, I don't mind, do you?)

Ally_Kat
02-28-2004, 10:50 PM
i'm alright. Just chillin' and relaxin tonight.

*slides ya a drink* on me hun.

Eyes of the Night
02-29-2004, 05:04 AM
Hey now ... there will be none of that in here!;) ...

Enough with the "slidin'" and "babydoll" talk n' shit:D ...


cheers

Ally_Kat
02-29-2004, 01:50 PM
Eyes, what are you, the parental guardian? :p :D

Elitest
02-29-2004, 03:02 PM
my god! what a thought!!!

Elitest
02-29-2004, 03:03 PM
...eyes as Allys dad>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Top Jimmy
02-29-2004, 03:09 PM
Hey tarbender...(hic),,,,,I'll have a bouble dourbon...pleashe.....(hic...burp):cato:

Elitest
02-29-2004, 03:23 PM
dont you think youve had enough son ?

Elitest
02-29-2004, 03:24 PM
give me the keys to the Viagra ( or whatever its called ...er..Vertigo ?.....er.............)

the BIKE anyway...you arent driving home in that state...






not without me anyway..............

Ally_Kat
02-29-2004, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Elitest
...eyes as Allys dad>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

it would be a compltely backwards relationship. I would be the the one telling him not to do stuff. lol

:hula:

Eyes of the Night
03-01-2004, 04:28 AM
Originally posted by Elitest
...eyes as Allys dad>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Buwahaha! ... yeah Ally, who's your daddy!:p ... kidding ...

Ally_Kat
03-01-2004, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by Eyes
Buwahaha! ... yeah Ally, who's your daddy!:p ... kidding ...

*bats eye innocently* my daddy's my daddy

Coyote
03-15-2004, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Eyes
Hey now ... there will be none of that in here!;) ...

Enough with the "slidin'" and "babydoll" talk n' shit:D ...


cheers

Oh, c'mon dude. If I don't excercise the skill of socializing, I'll forget it.

SC, por favor.

Ally_Kat
03-15-2004, 03:57 PM
lol. Eyes is just jealous ;) We'll hafta get him a pet name now so he can feel the love. :D

*runs and hides before he can hurt me*

Coyote
03-15-2004, 04:01 PM
Grate idea, Ally!

Now if my imagination wasn't so empty at the moment...

(Don't worry, he'll have to get through me to get to you :) )

Ally_Kat
03-15-2004, 04:06 PM
oh, my own personal bodyguard? A gal could get used to this! :D

Pookie Muffin? It's got to be something so sweet that it's sickening.

Coyote
03-15-2004, 04:13 PM
LOL! Pookie Muffin? Just saying it out loud gives me a sugar OD. That's a keeper! :D

Great thinkin', sexy.

Name yer poison, I'm buyin'. :cool:

Ally_Kat
03-15-2004, 04:19 PM
a blue hawaiian would be nice right about now

Coyote
03-15-2004, 04:21 PM
Comin' your way, sweet stuff. :)

Ally_Kat
03-15-2004, 04:22 PM
thanks Wuggles ;)

Coyote
03-15-2004, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
thanks Wuggles ;)

Dammit, can't find a fitting smiley...
Well, you know how I feel, right? ;)

Ally_Kat
03-15-2004, 04:40 PM
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/kao/otn/l1.gif

totally girlie, but I love those lil kaos blobs.

Coyote
03-15-2004, 04:45 PM
Aww, that's so "kawaii"! (Japanese for "cute".) Just like you.

Coyote
03-15-2004, 05:04 PM
Nice talkin' to ya, Ally...

Ally_Kat
03-15-2004, 10:30 PM
st patty's day is almost upon us

http://www.lansingnoise.com/stories/fun/images/green_beer.jpg

Coyote
03-16-2004, 12:30 PM
Where's Pookie?

Ally_Kat
03-16-2004, 12:43 PM
http://www.prism.gatech.edu/~gte363v/photographs/family/grad.pookie.jpg

Ally_Kat
03-16-2004, 12:44 PM
wait...wrong pookie

Coyote
03-16-2004, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
wait...wrong pookie

No kidding... :rolleyes: :D

Ally_Kat
03-16-2004, 12:58 PM
http://www.yucatantoday.com/images/culture/tequila.jpg

breakfest of champions

Coyote
03-16-2004, 01:15 PM
How 'bout an alternative?

Ally_Kat
03-16-2004, 01:44 PM
i love me jack

(deja vu. i thought i replied to this...?)

Coyote
03-16-2004, 03:06 PM
Dunno. I'm plannin' to hit the sack anyway... *yawn*

Ally_Kat
03-16-2004, 03:40 PM
oh! nighty!

Eyes of the Night
03-19-2004, 04:13 AM
I've been busy with this new job I got but pookie returns! Good lord:rolleyes: ... Lol

:gulp:

Coyote
03-20-2004, 04:52 AM
What you give is what you get, "Pookie". :D

Eyes of the Night
03-20-2004, 04:57 AM
Fuckin' finlands ... Lol


:gulp:



I need a phat bowl of chronic on the nizow ...

Coyote
03-20-2004, 05:24 AM
Hey, man, don't mess with me.

I just got up, and my head is killin' me...

Eyes of the Night
03-20-2004, 05:41 AM
Cool bro because I'm ready to pass the fuck out!:D ...


:cheers:

Coyote
03-20-2004, 06:04 AM
As usual on a Friday, right? :cool:

Ally_Kat
03-20-2004, 05:12 PM
ah, I missed Pookie! :D

Ya can go ahead and give me really sicken nicknames if ya wanna play fair...Pookie. lol

Eyes of the Night
03-21-2004, 02:27 AM
Suuuuuure! ... maybe after I start this 9 pack of brews I can think of one ...

Just got home from work n' shit gettin' ready to drink the night away ...



Who is David Lee Roth?




















:gulp:

Sarge's Little Helper
03-21-2004, 02:27 AM
Suuuuuure! ... maybe after I start this 9 pack of brews I can think of one ...

Just got home from work n' shit gettin' ready to drink the night away ...



Who is David Lee Roth?




















:gulp:

Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!

Ally_Kat
03-21-2004, 02:39 AM
sweet. man, i got school again on monday. F'in spring break passed and i did jack shit.

Cult of Roth
03-21-2004, 02:54 AM
So who do I have to get oral from to get a drink around here?

Coyote
03-21-2004, 04:46 AM
To tell ya the truth, CoR, I don't know.

What I do know is that if ya wanna drink, name yer poison and it'll appear in front of you. So it's self service or not. Weird, but that's how it goes.

Coyote
03-21-2004, 04:52 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
sweet. man, i got school again on monday. F'in spring break passed and i did jack shit.

With the exception of becoming extra-pissed at yo' momma.
(Read the xanga :D )

Eyes of the Night
03-21-2004, 05:01 AM
Yote is in the hizouse ...

Sup yote ...


*slides yote a double tall SD on the rocks*
*takes a pull from the Bud tap*
*packs a bowl of chronic into a bong*



:gulp:

Coyote
03-21-2004, 01:10 PM
Man, you've been doin' too much o' that chronic: You're startin' to sound like Snoop Doggizzle. (and it's contagious)

Ally_Kat
03-21-2004, 01:33 PM
For Snizzle.

oh and Coyote, there'll probably be another rant in there sometime today.

Coyote
03-21-2004, 01:54 PM
Cool. Always loved a good rant. :)
It puts things to perspective, you know?

Switch84
03-21-2004, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Coyote
To tell ya the truth, CoR, I don't know.

What I do know is that if ya wanna drink, name yer poison and it'll appear in front of you. So it's self service or not. Weird, but that's how it goes.


:smoke: Absolut and cranberry juice for me, please.

DLRSLAVE
03-21-2004, 11:19 PM
Ahh.. I'm a beer girl gimme a Corona with a lime no glass needed

Eyes of the Night
03-23-2004, 09:21 AM
Peeps, looks like you guys n' gals need a part time bartender up in this mug n' shit ...



:gulp:



AK, can you unsticky OBJ's sista? ...

Bob_R
03-23-2004, 11:26 AM
http://www.virus-bs.ch/lyr/jo-ani.gif

Can we smoke in here or do we have to go outside?

Coyote
03-23-2004, 12:27 PM
The AC-unit works, so go ahead.

*Lights a Marlboro*

:smoke:

Non-smoking section doesn't basically exist in this joint, so for those of you who don't smoke: Deal with it.

Coyote
03-23-2004, 03:41 PM
Movin' on... I'll have a beer, right now.

Switch84
03-24-2004, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by DLRSLAVE
Ahh.. I'm a beer girl gimme a Corona with a lime no glass needed


:D :bottle: :guzzle: That's my fave beer, Grrl!

Bartender, I'll have a Corona, too, and give my fellow ROTH GRRL another one, please? Thanks!


LMAO

DLRSLAVE
03-25-2004, 01:31 AM
:baaa: Switch after our :gulp: ordered us a shot of anything and a
glazed donut to go :cato:

Coyote
03-26-2004, 04:32 PM
Ladies and gentleman, tonight I drink not to get completely wasted without a cause, for I have a cause. Sorrow, towards the idiocy of one Edward Van Halen. Apparently I haven't been prayin' enough to the gods for a Classic =VH= reunion, for, well...you know what's goin' on, right?

But this being the final moments of my current state of sobriety, let me say this: I will NOT go see Fat Sam rape the songs which have basically molded my psyche and guitar-playing style into the funlovin' 'lil rocker that I am today.

So, adiéu, mon chéri, as I will now slip into a sweet state of alcohol-induced numbness.

Ally_Kat
03-28-2004, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
http://www.virus-bs.ch/lyr/jo-ani.gif

Can we smoke in here or do we have to go outside?

dude, screw the local laws and puff away :D

Ally_Kat
03-28-2004, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Coyote
Ladies and gentleman, tonight I drink not to get completely wasted without a cause, for I have a cause. Sorrow, towards the idiocy of one Edward Van Halen. Apparently I haven't been prayin' enough to the gods for a Classic =VH= reunion, for, well...you know what's goin' on, right?

But this being the final moments of my current state of sobriety, let me say this: I will NOT go see Fat Sam rape the songs which have basically molded my psyche and guitar-playing style into the funlovin' 'lil rocker that I am today.

So, adiéu, mon chéri, as I will now slip into a sweet state of alcohol-induced numbness.

Oh Coyote, he won't butcher them. Sam isn't man enough to sing them. Knows that people likes those tunes better than his love songs.
*huggers*

Besides, who said you could get wasted without me? :p lol

siN
03-29-2004, 02:04 PM
Beer please!

Eyes of the Night
03-30-2004, 07:19 AM
On my last brew of the night ...


:gulp:





Last bowl of the night too! AK, do you smoke the gaunge? ...

Ally_Kat
03-30-2004, 11:24 AM
nawh, i don't smoke. you can have my share.

Coyote
03-31-2004, 05:34 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Oh Coyote, he won't butcher them. Sam isn't man enough to sing them. Knows that people likes those tunes better than his love songs.
*huggers*

Thanks, I needed that.



Besides, who said you could get wasted without me? :p lol

Reality. :D
I mean, c'mon, you're all the way out there, and I'm all the way out here with, what, an 8 hour flight between us?
Which one of us would pay for the ticket? :D

Ally_Kat
03-31-2004, 10:25 AM
shatter a gals dreams why doncha ;)

Coyote
04-02-2004, 01:35 PM
"Nurse! We have a broken dream here! Get that super-glue over here, ASAP, god dammit!"

Oh, okay: I'll pay. ;)

In other news: Coyotes nine month stint in the army almost done. Only six days to go, and he'll be back to party hard! :cool:

Coyote
04-02-2004, 03:48 PM
Hey, Ally, if that was weird to you... sorry. I just got home.

Ally_Kat
04-02-2004, 04:00 PM
nawh, actually it was funny! :D

Oh, 6 days? We'll hafta throw a party!

My friend from school got called up to go to Iraq. He emailed us last night to say he'll probably mis the semester. We're already planning his welcome back party.

Coyote
04-02-2004, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
ah, I missed Pookie! :D

Ya can go ahead and give me really sicken nicknames if ya wanna play fair...Pookie. lol

Can't believe I missed this post... :D

I'll get back to you on this, Ally. ;)

Ally_Kat
04-02-2004, 04:13 PM
:D

Ally_Kat
04-02-2004, 04:13 PM
should i be fearful?

Coyote
04-02-2004, 04:32 PM
Nah. Excited and as giddy as a little girl, maaybe, but fearful... well, it's not my style to scare the ladies. (Except if it's part of a good joke. :D )

Coyote
04-02-2004, 04:34 PM
I'm gonna hit the sack now. Got a funeral to participate in tomorrow, and guess who's one of the pallbearers? (hint: that handsome devil in my avatar.) See ya tomorrow, Ally. :)

Ally_Kat
04-02-2004, 04:36 PM
nighty hun!

Coyote
04-03-2004, 10:27 AM
Well, I'm back.

Ally_Kat
04-03-2004, 10:35 AM
whoo-hoo!

I remember my grandfather saying that if you're feeling icky to take a shot of some liquor and it'll make you feel better. Thing is, I dont' remember what liquor he said. I think Whiskey

I got random acts of stuffy nose and a sore throat :(

Coyote
04-03-2004, 10:46 AM
Don't worry, I'll be taking lots of liquor tonight.

You wanna know what works best against a sore throat?

Ally_Kat
04-03-2004, 10:52 AM
I'm afraid to ask, but I'll bite. What works best for a sore throat? Would help right now.

Coyote
04-03-2004, 11:04 AM
A hot cup of tea (how hot? as hot as you, honey ;) ), with a little bit of honey in the mix.

Ally_Kat
04-03-2004, 11:05 AM
oh, i had that yesterday with some General Tso's. Tso's always clears up my nose

Coyote
04-03-2004, 11:13 AM
Tea and Rum works too...

Ally_Kat
04-03-2004, 11:15 AM
parents just left. i should raid the bar :D

Coyote
04-03-2004, 11:17 AM
I don't want to brag but, I can raid the bar even when my parents are home. In fact, they offer me a drink, sometimes. :cool:

Ally_Kat
04-03-2004, 11:19 AM
DAMNIT! Dad must be on to me. The amaretto bottle is twisted too tight for me to open it :(

Ally_Kat
04-03-2004, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Coyote
I don't want to brag but, I can raid the bar even when my parents are home. In fact, they offer me a drink, sometimes. :cool:

:p

I'll be 40 and my parents still would question me drinking. lol

Coyote
04-03-2004, 11:25 AM
Parents can really destroy one's independence, huh?
But anyway, it's all about putting your foot down and doing things your way, IMO.

ELVIS
04-03-2004, 11:26 AM
What's going on here ???

Coyote
04-03-2004, 11:27 AM
Well, I'm getting drunk, while listening to funk. (2nd beer going down. Gotta love that George Clinton)

ELVIS
04-03-2004, 11:31 AM
Get Parliament's first album!

Coyote
04-03-2004, 11:33 AM
So what's the name of it?

ELVIS
04-03-2004, 11:40 AM
I have it around here somewhere...

It's less punk and more acid rock...

ELVIS
04-03-2004, 11:43 AM
It's called Osmium.. came out in 1970

Ally_Kat
04-03-2004, 11:43 AM
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<P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">ARIES</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><IMG height=60 src="http://www.gay.com/images/style/cocktails/horoscopes/ari.gif" width=90 align=left border=0 NOSEND="1"><B><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Drinking style</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR>Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.<BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Trademark cocktails</SPAN></B><BR>Aries, born under the hot-stuff planet Mars, is the ruler of spicy food and red things -- and for balance, astrologers recommend they eat tomatoes, onions, olives and greens. That's right, Aries, you were born under the sign of the bloody Mary. Aries also rules grapefruit, and they've been known to kick back a salty dog and a sea breeze or two. For extreme hotcha, try a concoction with cinnamon liqueur in it.<BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Drinking buddies</SPAN></B><BR>Marlon Brando, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Al Gore, Thomas Jefferson, Elton John, Eric McCormack, Rosie O'Donnell, Sarah Jessica Parker, Reese Witherspoon</SPAN></FONT><A target=_blank name=taurus></A></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">TAURUS</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Drinking style</SPAN></B><BR></SPAN></FONT><IMG height=60 src="http://www.gay.com/images/style/cocktails/horoscopes/tau.gif" width=90 align=left border=0 NOSEND="1"><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><B><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Trademark cocktails</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR>Early-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and vodka. They also have a leviathan sweet tooth and are fond of drinks with names that sound like dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal. More macho Taureans will go for something unpretentious, like a Jack and Coke or whiskey sour. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><B><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Drinking buddies</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR>Cate Blanchett, Tony Blair, Pierce Brosnan, Cher, Penelope Cruz, William Randolph Hearst, Jerry Seinfeld, Barbara Striesand, Uma Thurman, Renee Zellweger</SPAN></FONT><A target=_blank name=gemini></A></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">GEMINI</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Drinking style</SPAN></B><BR></SPAN></FONT><IMG height=60 src="http://www.gay.com/images/style/cocktails/horoscopes/gem.gif" width=90 align=left border=0 NOSEND="1"><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Geminis can drink without changing their behavior much -- they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Geminis possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.<BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Trademark cocktails</SPAN></B><BR>Easily bored Geminis need some stimulation in their drinks -- those with two parts, like a black and tan (or just a double), are particularly appealing. Otherwise, they'll drink all over the map, ordering frou-frou drinks to add to their collection of cocktail monkeys or going for whiskey rocks because they're feeling rather noir. Gemini rules the herb anise -- make some home-infused anise vodka as a gift. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><B><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Drinking buddies</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR>George Bush Sr., Johnny Depp, Rupert Everett, Boy George, Allen Ginsberg, Angelina Jolie, John Kennedy, Ian McKellen, Kylie Minogue, Morrissey </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><A target=_blank name=cancer><B><FONT face=Verdana size=2 target="_blank"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana" target="_blank">CANCER</SPAN></FONT></B></A><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Drinking style</SPAN></B><BR></SPAN></FONT><IMG height=60 src="http://www.gay.com/images/style/cocktails/horoscopes/can.gif" width=90 align=left border=0 NOSEND="1"><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Hollywood</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do.<BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Trademark cocktails</SPAN></B><BR>Ruled by the moon, Cancers are intrigued by the idea of moonshine -- any brown booze, from a bourbon press to a whiskey and soda to grandpappy's special brew in a mason jar, will do. They also like comfortingly warm and sweet drinks, like hot toddies and hot buttered rums. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.<BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Drinking buddies</SPAN></B><BR>Pamela Anderson, George W. Bush, Bill Cosby, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Sean Hayes, Lil' Kim, George Michael, Princess Diana, Prince William</SPAN></FONT><A target=_blank name=leo></A></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">LEO</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Drinking style</SPAN></B><BR></SPAN></FONT><IMG height=60 src="http://www.gay.com/images/style/cocktails/horoscopes/leo.gif" width=90 align=left border=0 NOSEND="1"><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling -- Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and <A href="http://65.54.172.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&amp;lah=ce98333a2f7f872b1d1904bb05a24d a9&amp;lat=1077822552&amp;hm___action=http%3a%2f%2f64%2e4% 2e36%2e250%2fcgi%2dbin%2flinkrd%3f_lang%3dEN%26amp %3blah%3d18d3ac2b20d92eb35571112604ff2d33%26amp%3b lat%3d1077640427%26amp%3bhm___action%3dhttp%253a%2 52f%252f64%252e4%252e14%252e250%252fcgi%252dbin%25 2flinkrd%253f_lang%253dEN%2526amp%253blah%253ddc82 72ea424e0d5610328145dde63453%2526amp%253blat%253d1 076368875%2526amp%253bhm___action%253dhttp%25253a% 25252f%25252fwww%25252egay%25252ecom%25252fstyle%2 5252fentertaining%25252fpackage%25252ehtml%25253fs ernum%25253d599" target=_blank><FONT face=Tahoma color=#000099 target="_blank">hung over</FONT></A>) Lion to make it up to you the next day.<BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Trademark cocktails</SPAN></B> <BR>Leos like flashy drinks, be they complicated tropical concoctions festooned with umbrellas, like a Bahama mama or the more common strawberry daiquiri or mai tai. Indeed, they often have a taste for the fruity -- try a screwdriver, or add an extra cherry to the next </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Manhattan</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">. Their sense of drama lends itself to a kir royale, of course.<BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Drinking buddies</SPAN></B><BR>Ben Affleck, Gillian Anderson, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, Debra Messing, Kevin Spacey, Martha Stewart, Andy Warhol</SPAN></FONT><A target=_blank name=virgo></A></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">VIRGO</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Drinking style</SPAN></B><BR></SPAN></FONT><IMG height=60 src="http://www.gay.com/images/style/cocktails/horoscopes/vir.gif" width=90 align=left border=0 NOSEND="1"><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!<BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Trademark cocktails</SPAN></B><BR>Many Virgos prefer clear, simple, untreacly drinks like vodka tonic or a real margarita, though you'll find 'em drinking anything -- from unflinchingly downing Cuervo straight to smirkingly ordering a dirty virgin. They also tend to like bitter, low-alk guzzles like Campari and soda. They rarely change their drink once they've found it, however. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Drinking buddies</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR>Cameron Diaz, Hugh Grant, Christopher Isherwood, Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury, Carrie-Anne Moss, Dorothy Parker, Ryan Philippe, Keanu Reeves, Lily Tomlin </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><A target=_blank name=libra><B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2 target="_blank"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana" target="_blank">LIBRA</SPAN></FONT></B></A><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Drinking style</SPAN></B><BR></SPAN></FONT><IMG height=60 src="http://www.gay.com/images/style/cocktails/horoscopes/lib.gif" width=90 align=left border=0 NOSEND="1"><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">"I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!<BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Trademark cocktails</SPAN></B><BR>Aesthetic Libras like pretty, pouffy drinks like a pink lady or a brandy Alexander. That's the influence of Venus, their ruling planet, which also gives them a horror of crudely named potions like Sex on the Beach. They're fine with "normal" guzzles like apple martinis, but every Libra secretly just wants </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Champagne</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">, and lots of it. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Drinking buddies</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR>Jimmy Carter, Simon Cowell, Ani DiFranco, Janeane Garofalo, Hugh Jackman, Martina Navratilova, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sting, Oscar Wilde, Catherine Zeta-Jones</SPAN></FONT><A target=_blank name=scorpio></A></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">SCORPIO</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Drinking style</SPAN></B><BR></SPAN></FONT><IMG height=60 src="http://www.gay.com/images/style/cocktails/horoscopes/sco.gif" width=90 align=left border=0 NOSEND="1"><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool -- though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Trademark cocktails</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR>Just as a Scorpio can look you in the eye and smile while secretly plotting your demise, so does the brandy-laced stinger's sweet taste hide a potent amount of alcohol. If you want to get literal, serve them a scorpion -- they may not love tropical drinks, but it shows you're paying attention. Scorpio rules watermelon, so break out the blender and fix a pitcher of watermelon margaritas to seduce 'em -- though red wine will do the trick just as well.<BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Drinking buddies</SPAN></B><BR>Truman Capote, Hillary Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jodie Foster, Bill Gates, k.d. lang, Megan Mullally, Demi Moore, Sylvia Plath, RuPaul</SPAN></FONT><A target=_blank name=sagitarius></A></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">SAGITTARIUS</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><IMG height=60 src="http://www.gay.com/images/style/cocktails/horoscopes/sag.gif" width=90 align=left border=0 NOSEND="1"><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Cancun</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">. Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).<BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Trademark cocktails</SPAN></B><BR>A travel-loving sign, Sagittarius might be intrigued by drinks like </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Moscow</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> mules, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Singapore</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> slings -- perhaps even a </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Long Island</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> iced tea (not a bad option, given how much Sag can put away and still stay vertical). Party monsters that they are, they're attracted to shots, like the ever-popular lemon drop. Sag rules pears, and could use a nice pear cider right about now, come to think of it.<BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Drinking buddies</SPAN></B><BR>The Bush twins, Margaret Cho, Noel Coward, Betty Ford, Lucy Liu, Brad Pitt, Keith Richards, Frank Sinatra, Anna Nicole Smith, Britney Spears</SPAN></FONT><A target=_blank name=capricorn></A></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">CAPRICORN</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Drinking style</SPAN></B><BR></SPAN></FONT><IMG height=60 src="http://www.gay.com/images/style/cocktails/horoscopes/cap.gif" width=90 align=left border=0 NOSEND="1"><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And if they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie.<BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Trademark cocktails</SPAN></B><BR>Old-fashioned Cap would probably like an old-fashioned just fine -- or a dry martini, or a gin and tonic, or a gimlet -- or any other no-nonsense quaff. They prefer drinks that taste like alcohol and generally hate drinks with more than three ingredients. However, they like the flavor of cranberry and will order a cosmo if they can handle the wait for it to get mixed. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Drinking buddies</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR>Orlando Bloom, David Bowie, James Dean, Marlene Dietrich, Martin Luther King Jr., Jude Law, Annie Lennox, Marilyn Manson, Richard Nixon, Elvis Presley</SPAN></FONT><A target=_blank name=aquarius></A></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">AQUARIUS</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Drinking style</SPAN></B><BR></SPAN></FONT><IMG height=60 src="http://www.gay.com/images/style/cocktails/horoscopes/aqu.gif" width=90 align=left border=0 NOSEND="1"><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they're too preoccupied with their duties to get combative -- and they make perfectly charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital drink-nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them before they start raising their wrist): Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Trademark cocktails</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR>Aquarius is likely to order stuff most people have never heard of: a capirinha, Satan's whiskers, a negroni, an Arthur Tompkins. They like to stump the bartender. This sign rules the color electric blue and would be pleased by any tipple featuring blue curacao. They also rule the olive tree, so pour the juice into that dirty martini.<BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Drinking buddies</SPAN></B><BR>Jennifer Aniston, Ellen DeGeneres, Dr. Dre, Matt Groening, Ashton Kutcher, Ronald Reagan, Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake, Oprah Winfrey, Elijah Wood</SPAN></FONT><A target=_blank name=pisces></A></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">PISCES</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Drinking style</SPAN></B><BR></SPAN></FONT><IMG height=60 src="http://www.gay.com/images/style/cocktails/horoscopes/pis.gif" width=90 align=left border=0 NOSEND="1"><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign -- and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways, you know. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Trademark Cocktails</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR>Pisces rules fresh mint, and they do love a mojito or three -- though a julep will do just as well. They also like punches, like sangria or the oh-so-aptly named fish house punch. (Pretty much anything will satisfy a Pisces in a pinch, though -- "drinking like a fish" is an idiom pulled out of the zodiac, not the deep blue sea.) Pisces is a chocoholic and loves creme de cacao (and spiked cocoa).<BR><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Drinking buddies</SPAN></B><BR>Drew Barrymore, Chastity Bono, Chelsea Clinton, Kurt Cobain, Edward Gorey, Queen Latifah, Liza Minelli, Anais Nin, Sharon Stone, Liz Taylor</SPAN></FONT></P></DIV></DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Coyote
04-03-2004, 11:47 AM
God-damn, my alcohoroscope is accurate. I LOVE Screwdrivers.

ELVIS
04-03-2004, 11:48 AM
Virgo

It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy).

That's me...:D

Coyote
04-03-2004, 11:56 AM
As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!


*********
I'll drink to that. :D

Ally_Kat
04-03-2004, 11:57 AM
My mom's a Virgo. She's this perfectionist and it drives me crazy!

Coyote
04-03-2004, 12:00 PM
Why not just tell her to chill out for a second?

ELVIS
04-03-2004, 12:01 PM
It drives me crazy...:rolleyes:

Coyote
04-03-2004, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
It drives me crazy...:rolleyes:

Perfectionism?

Ally_Kat
04-03-2004, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by Coyote
Why not just tell her to chill out for a second?

you haven't met my mother ;) lol

ELVIS
04-03-2004, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by Coyote
Perfectionism?

Yes...

Coyote
04-03-2004, 12:23 PM
You're not the only one, man...:guzzle:

Ally_Kat
04-03-2004, 12:32 PM
I am perfectionism :D

(j/k j/k) Nawh, that didn't sound conceited :p

Coyote
04-03-2004, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
you haven't met my mother ;) lol

No, I haven't... yet. :hitch:

Coyote
04-03-2004, 12:40 PM
Serious post:

No, I haven't, but I can imagine already...

Ally_Kat
04-03-2004, 12:43 PM
drives my poor father crazy, too.

love the yet one ;)

Coyote
04-03-2004, 12:45 PM
Thought you would... :)

Coyote
04-03-2004, 01:01 PM
And with that, I will make my exit from this forum.
(Gotta make an appearance in the real world as well.)

Auf wiedersehen, sexy. :cool:

siN
04-04-2004, 07:45 AM
Just read that Kurt Cobain is a pisces, just like me.....

I wonder if his headache was of drinking or not?......

Eyes of the Night
04-04-2004, 08:00 AM
Hmmm ...






:gulp:







New DDLR is actually pretty fucking cool for a little upgrade n' shit ... or downgrade whatever you call it;) ...







Word!!!









:gulp:

Ally_Kat
04-04-2004, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by Coyote


Auf wiedersehen, sexy. :cool:

gotta love a man with an accent, let alone one that speak a whole 'nother language :D

Coyote
04-05-2004, 03:27 AM
Well, If I'd been more active back in 7th to 9th grade to high school, I'd speak a couple more languages. French, Spanish and/or Russian, to be exact, cheri. :)

Elitest
04-05-2004, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by siN
Just read that Kurt Cobain is a pisces, just like me.....

I wonder if his headache was of drinking or not?......

oh shiiiiiiit...did I miss your birthday ???

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh... ...........
blame the aberdeen angus...........:(

siN
04-05-2004, 03:24 PM
I'm sorry. I wasn't online at my birthday. And that was in february.....

Hey, hey, good to see ya around!!

siN
04-05-2004, 03:25 PM
BTW. It's Eyes birthday.

Have a drink on me and read your mail, Eyes!

Ally_Kat
04-05-2004, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by Coyote
Well, If I'd been more active back in 7th to 9th grade to high school, I'd speak a couple more languages. French, Spanish and/or Russian, to be exact, cheri. :)

there was an Intense Russian course (yes, that's what they called it) at school last summer. I wanted to take it, but it conflicted with other classes

Switch84
04-08-2004, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Virgo

It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy).

That's me...:D


:) No wonder we seem to get along so well! I prefer Absolut with cranberry juice, btw.


LMAO!

Switch84
04-08-2004, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by Elitest
oh shiiiiiiit...did I miss your birthday ???

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh... ...........
blame the aberdeen angus...........:(


:asshole: :lol: Wow, you hold onto trivial shit like a rabid pitt bull! You've almost broken the 'Woman Scorned' record set by Aileen Wournos.


YOU GO, GIRL!


LMAO :baaa:

Coyote
04-09-2004, 03:07 AM
Can you fucking believe it? The day I get out of the FDF (Finnish Defence Forces) I get a letter from a pop/jazz conservatoire, saying that they want me to get over there on the 28th and take their test.
(If I pass, I'll become involved in the technology of music.)

Here's the freaky part: I went out last night to celebrate my just aquired freedom with my buddies. Lotsa booze, lotsa fun, right?
Not quite. As I was walking (or should I say wandering) home, I tripped and landed on my left hand, which just happens to be my picking hand. It's just a strain.

Now it hurts like a motherfucker when I try to play the guitar, right when I'm supposed to practice this jazz-tune.
Ain't life a bitch? :mad:

Ally_Kat
04-09-2004, 11:15 AM
awh hun! Rub it! Maybe some icy hot?

Coyote
04-09-2004, 05:19 PM
Didn't work. Now my left hand is wrapped up, and waiting for Tuesday. (X-ray will be taken then. Local hospital's on Easter leave. Fucked up, ain't it?)

If it's broken... well, so much for getting outta this fleabitten shithole.

Coyote
04-09-2004, 05:24 PM
You know, I had a similar mishap a couple of years ago, albeit it was my right hand. I was playin' soccer with a few friends. Me being a goalie for the first time, I didn't realize that the fuckin' ball could move that fast.
To make this short, I caught the ball, with the lower edge of my palm. I thought it was broken, but it was just a sprain. A few days passed, I could take off the splint and relearn the fine art of guitar.

Elitest
04-10-2004, 03:11 AM
rubber bones....

Coyote
04-10-2004, 05:04 AM
Should be standard on a 2004 model human. :D

Coyote
04-11-2004, 10:40 AM
Yesterday was fun. I was the designated driver for a couple of friends. One of them is a to-be drum teacher, the type who thinks a bit too much of himself and his musical sense. :rolleyes:

For months we've had this quarrel, conserning Alex Van Halen: Is he a good drummer, or not?
His claim is based on listening to Van Hagar, my claim... well, you know. :)

So, on our way to the neighboring town I decided to give this guy a shot of "Hot For Teacher". You should've seen the look on the poor guys face. (something like this: :eek: ) First comment: "What the fuck is THAT?!" :D

Coyote
04-11-2004, 11:13 AM
On a different note...

We're havin' GRATE weather out here: snow.

Coyote
04-12-2004, 01:47 PM
How're you, Ally?

Ally_Kat
04-12-2004, 05:48 PM
Snow! I'm jealous

Coyote
04-12-2004, 06:54 PM
You're the snow-type, huh? :)

Coyote
04-13-2004, 02:27 PM
Just curious, but... Why ARE you jealous?

siN
04-13-2004, 02:30 PM
I'm not jealous at your snow!

Spring is in town! Let's SHAKE!

BTW. Sorry to hear about your hand. Success!!!

Coyote
04-13-2004, 02:31 PM
Success indeed! It's just a sprain, according to the X-rays

Ally_Kat
04-13-2004, 02:44 PM
I'm a snow bunny. I'm jealous cuz you get snow while whenever we get snow, the city makes it look as if it never snowed in the first place.

Man, the blizzard of 96 was the best time. The city shut down for like a week.

Coyote
04-13-2004, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I'm a snow bunny. I'm jealous cuz you get snow while whenever we get snow, the city makes it look as if it never snowed in the first place.

Man, the blizzard of 96 was the best time. The city shut down for like a week.

Is it a weather-thing, or a stupid-yet-mad-scientist-thing?

Big Troubles
04-13-2004, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Yes...

“ Originally posted by Coyote
Perfectionism? ”

Um, no. "perfectionist"

yes.

Coyote
04-13-2004, 03:03 PM
Personally, I couldn't give a rats ass 'bout something being perfect.
I'll go for "close enough"... :cool:

Big Troubles
04-13-2004, 03:08 PM
Im a perfectionist. To me its not by definition what someone is, but what someone strives to be. I strive to be perfect.

But here's my question kids. If nobody is perfect in this world, then why in the hell do we pratcice to be perfect?

Probably just to set certain goals for one individual. Self esteem. Pride. Nothing and nobody is perfect and never will be. But if that is the case. Then why try? ;)

Coyote
04-13-2004, 03:11 PM
Good question.

Umm, to forget our imperfect behaviour?
To feel good? Hell if I knew... :p

Ally_Kat
04-13-2004, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Coyote
Is it a weather-thing, or a stupid-yet-mad-scientist-thing?


snow would mess up traffic here, so they make it "disappear" into the East River

Coyote
04-13-2004, 03:13 PM
Ah yes, of course! That sucker'll take care of anything that falls in there. (According to what I've heard of it... :D )

Ally_Kat
04-13-2004, 03:15 PM
swim with da fishies!

Coyote
04-13-2004, 03:21 PM
Like this guy?

Coyote
04-13-2004, 03:23 PM
Shit. Let's try that again...
(note the look on the guys face)

Coyote
04-13-2004, 03:42 PM
Time for a nice cup o' cappucino.

Ally_Kat
04-13-2004, 04:35 PM
Fishing in the East River?

http://www.florentinefilms.com/sherman/portraits/images/B-Fish-striper-UN-A.jpg

i dunno if i'd eat that...

Coyote
04-14-2004, 10:36 AM
Me neither. (Given that I don't eat fish at all...)

DaveIsKing
04-14-2004, 12:25 PM
2 Parts Rum Light
1 Part Banana Liqueur
4 Parts Orange Juice
Splash Pineapple Juice
Splash Grenadine
1 Banana

TROPICAL STORM

Coyote
04-14-2004, 12:39 PM
Sounds good, dude... :cool:

Ally_Kat
04-17-2004, 02:37 PM
Brain Hemmorage

1 oz. Strawberry Schnapps
1/2 oz. Irish Cream
Dash Grenadine
Chill schnapps and pour into shot glass. Pour Bailey's in over the back of a spoon, then add a dash of grenadine to the center.

Ally_Kat
04-17-2004, 02:37 PM
somebody try that and tell me how it is :D

Coyote
04-17-2004, 07:56 PM
Oh, I don't wanna. I just wanna get next to someone... :D

Ally_Kat
04-17-2004, 07:58 PM
ooooooooh....next to who?

Coyote
04-17-2004, 08:00 PM
I dunno... You... My axe... My Goofy doll... I'm open to suggestions. :D

(And I'm drunk.)

Ally_Kat
04-17-2004, 08:03 PM
let's see, I found
http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/DIS/pdPDDIS0018.jpg

http://www.umszki.hu/~leczb/Guitar/Guitar_from_the_bridge.untouched.jpg

and *looks in mirror*

:D

Coyote
04-17-2004, 08:07 PM
More like this... (the axe, that is)

and as for you... well, the pic in your profile says 'bout 50% of your beauty. :)

Coyote
04-17-2004, 08:07 PM
(And imagine that guitar as black and a lefty without that god-awful "batwing" head.)

Ally_Kat
04-17-2004, 08:11 PM
lefties are a precious thing ;)

Coyote
04-17-2004, 08:12 PM
Yeah, too bad us lefty guitarists have this bad habit of dying too early... (Hendrix... R.I.P. )

Coyote
04-17-2004, 08:18 PM
Don't tell me that I scared you off...

Ally_Kat
04-17-2004, 08:28 PM
no!

we can't die early. I have a lot of stuff planned

althou, i'm just a lefty;)

Coyote
04-17-2004, 08:30 PM
That I didn't know... :)

You have a better shot at life, given that you's JUST a lefty... :D

So... How 'bout them NY Rangers? :D

Ally_Kat
04-17-2004, 08:46 PM
I like the Devils, but I love me Yankees! <3 :)

Coyote
04-17-2004, 08:53 PM
As you can see, I'm drunk.

I forgot the most basic American question. :)
Or is it the basic N.Y. question?

Ah, fuck it. More whiskey!!!

Coyote
04-17-2004, 09:05 PM
On second thought, sleep might be a better alternative.

See ya on the flipside, sexy. :)

Ally_Kat
04-17-2004, 09:53 PM
sleep is nice. I'll ttyl

Eyes of the Night
04-18-2004, 06:32 AM
Go M's!!!

Actually the Yanks are hella cold and same as da M's AllyKitten ...



Beer Me!


:gulp:

Ally_Kat
04-18-2004, 12:02 PM
a beer phone!

http://www.logosunlimited.co.uk/nokia_8210_covers/hnk82bottle.jpg

you should get someone to buy you that for your bday, Eyes!

Eyes of the Night
04-19-2004, 01:26 AM
Niiice!!!

My fav beer too!


:gulp: