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hitch1969©
01-20-2004, 03:51 AM
Hi Kids...

The internet's "hitch1969©" here...

has anyone smelled A CUNT™ lately? I know, when a cunt is owned, a cunt is smelly. It stinks, like Walter Matthau throwing a trout unbeknowingly in your wife's Miata. Grumpy Old Men™ kinda tricks.... I think that Hardknockz smells this CUNT™, for he is said yeasty froth.

SO Sarge has remodeled THA DUMP for moi, and made me a mod with basically NO MOD POWERS!!! Vonnie has made me MAIN MOD™ at his place, all powerful, but hasn't even made anything hitchWORLDish or even acknowledged my big monkey internet cock that all the slutty chicks haved milked and this sort of thing.

actually the hitchCOCK© is small, yet virile. MAYBE three inches IF you tug on it.

Butt®, I doubt that these dudes care about that. I know that I dont. ****** got a child support check????

uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uhuh uh

Then, the question becomes:

WHO IS GOING TO FLASH NEON DION THA BLING BLING????

I am the fucking franchise player. Both offers are UNACCEPTABLE to my fat obnoxious fiancee.

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any of you fuckers see that crap? it was good. I digress.

mmmmkay.

ah fuck man...

The Dude© abides.

Maybe I'll play for both teams? Thatsa first........ one mod, two forums, two boards.

I dunno, unless someone can SWOON me?


=hizznizztothefizzznizz=

flappo
01-20-2004, 05:08 AM
PLINKO!

Cathedral
01-20-2004, 05:11 AM
LMMFAO, damn i missed having your stuff to read...put that shit on a CD and sell it.

Look man, dudes made fucking money recording prank calls. YOU are sitting on a goldmine..........

Sarge
01-20-2004, 09:00 AM
who is hitch1969

Sarge's Little Helper
01-20-2004, 09:00 AM
who is hitch1969

hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

Sarge
01-20-2004, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by hitch1969©
Hi Kids...

WHO IS GOING TO FLASH NEON DION THA BLING BLING????




I upped it.. you now have full mod powers..

flappo
01-20-2004, 10:49 AM
:cool:

ZahZoo
01-20-2004, 11:37 AM
Is this a play on Spammy's "Best of Both Worlds"...? I think not!!

Sounds utterly like a patented "Bi-Hitchual" Cunt-O-Rama(insert TradeMark thingy my keyboard don't support).

A perfect medium for the patented Bi-Polar HitchBrain...

conmee
01-20-2004, 03:11 PM
Brethren and Sistren....

Many a time in the past, both distant and less so, have the minions thought that perhpaps, just maybe, hitch and I are one in the same. However, this is not the case, as the lack of profusive use of copyright/trademark/registered mark symbols should make evident.

Further, despite the fact that I am a so-called 'webbie' at both the DLR Army and DDLR.com (not to mention, spiritual leader and financier for hitchworld1969.com) should in no way be construed as a preponderance of evidence suggesting that hitch and I are one and the same.

If I were the franchise player at said sites, I would certainly wear the crown, ascend the thrown, collect bling-bling, and in all manner of way, abuse and misuse the myriad online stank-ho's that throw themselves continually upon the Internet home and hearth and mantle of the royal and regal house of hitch....

I came, I saw, ICON!

Icon.

flappo
01-20-2004, 03:14 PM
..ok , we've owned da knockz

..i nominate zahzoo as the next official bitchworld bitch

conmee
01-20-2004, 03:29 PM
Who is flappo?

conmee
01-20-2004, 03:29 PM
My good friend, thatz who!

conmee
01-20-2004, 03:30 PM
Who is Icon?

conmee
01-20-2004, 03:30 PM
who is icon

conmee
01-20-2004, 03:30 PM
Goddam.. no respect..

I came, I saw, Icon.

Icon.

ZahZoo
01-20-2004, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by flappo
..ok , we've owned da knockz

..i nominate zahzoo as the next official bitchworld bitch

Heh!! I ain't nobody's bitch... Capt. CuntFlappo! I'd say it's time for Seenbad to resume the throne!!:fucku2:

flappo
01-20-2004, 05:12 PM
..suit yerself , dumbass

ZahZoo
01-20-2004, 06:17 PM
Always do, flappass

Elitest
01-20-2004, 07:01 PM
PRIX!!!

ELVIS
01-22-2004, 01:51 AM
who is conmee

hitch1969©
01-22-2004, 02:07 AM
who is Sarge?

hitch1969©
01-22-2004, 02:08 AM
what is a CUNT™?

hitch1969©
01-22-2004, 02:09 AM
who is David Lee™?

hitch1969©
01-22-2004, 02:10 AM
fucking RothArmyBOT™ must be jerking off for chrissake...

with that fucking FAG Hardknockz in some kinda QUEER circle jerk.

uh uh uh uhuh

ELVIS
01-22-2004, 02:13 AM
That avatar rocks !!

:elvis:

Figs
11-03-2004, 02:37 PM
What a cunt. You know, my trial lasted 28 days. And for every single one of those days I had to stare up at that cunt's face while she banged her cunt gavel and instructed the jury to fuck me over. I didn't have a choice. I had to see the cunt. Now I don't have to.

Golden AWe
11-03-2004, 04:00 PM
yesss

knockz has been here lately

bueno bob
11-03-2004, 05:03 PM
Nice to see that my little rant yesterday ranked high enough to get into Golden's signature line.

Indeed I AM powerful, as the Emperor has forseen.

DEMON CUNT
11-03-2004, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by hitch1969©
what is a CUNT™?

Stupid question!

SUCK FORTH THE JUICES OF DEMON CUNT!

azcrdnal
11-03-2004, 11:38 PM
who is azcrdnal