Full Bong® is a stoned, RETARDED, Fuck Up

[hitch1969©]

You know, this fucking asshole... FULL BONG™.

I've never seen a more "think for me and I will follow" piece of complacent shit, ever. You could fuck his mother in the ass in front of him as long as his friends said it was ok.

I'm not even going to get my blood pressure up of this fucking asshole.

Note to stoney: I am a member of Vonnie's mod forum too. I've seen the shit you talk about this site, dummy.

You follow well, so listen and don't fuck this up, pothead!!!

You're banned. Get high and forget your password like you forgot your car keys, your manhood, and everything else that might have mattered, you fucking bong resin on the brain mongoloid.

BREASTS!!

=h69=

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[hitch1969©]

GODDAMMIT SARGE I THOUGHT I HAD ADMIN FUNCTIONS ON THIS SITE AND HERE I CAN'T STICKY THIS MOTHERFUCKING WORK OF ART!!!

motherfucking goddammit dude!!!

fix that fucking shit

BREASTS!!

=h69=

ps- in the meantime, would one of the HOUSE NEGROS™ please sticky this motherfucker like the franchise NIGGA deserves FOR CHRIST FUCKING SAKE!!!!

jesus christ the disrespect I tolerate. fuck!!!

[hitch1969©]

oh wait... i see the drop down for admin functions.

my bad. :(

I'm chillin......

BREASTS!!

=h69=

[ELVIS]

I can sticky it in the frontline...:)

[hitch1969©]

CHRIST ON A MOTHERFUCKING CROSS COVERED IN DOGSHIT!!!

guess I spoke too fucking soon....


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Forgotten your password?

you know man... to give me the admin drop down, and then THIS... vonnie's ain't looking too bad these days. least his fucking admin drop downs WORK for HIS franchise nigga.

I'm just sayin dude...

BREASTS!!

=h69=

[ELVIS]

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Forgotten your password?

I just noticed I get the same bullshit in my forum...

Hmmm...

[hitch1969©]

Dear Sarge:

Ok man... I am going to stay COOL here. I think I owe this to the DLRarmy "team" NOT to make a scene.

I want to ask you: Do you know what your franchise ****** hates?

Well man, I will tell you.

FRANCHISE ****** HATES SAYING THE SAME SHIT TWICE!!!!!

I'll say it again, as this seems to be the trend these days:

FRANCHISE ****** HATES SAYING THE SAME SHIT TWICE!!!!!

So man, I am not going to RANT AGAIN about how I'm just member number 2 or remind you how I fucking registered in march 2003 or any of that shit about the blatant disrespect of moi that I typed WAY BACK on New Years Day, Bono!!!

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=238

I am not going to fucking talk more about HOW YOUR FRANCHISE ****** HAS NO MODERATOR POWERS!!!

for the 10 billionth time again. I'm sick of saying it, people are sick of reading it.

You know dude, this is the house that hitch© built. Love it, leave it... I'm gonna be here, day in an out, as I ALWAYS have, giving it the ole 110%.

You wouldn't expect less from me, so why would I EGGspect less from you???

You know another thing man, I am SICK of all the negative HAGAR bashing that goes on here. You seem to be the worst offender. WE can't be doing that shit in the house o' hitch!!!

For the love of Jive, get your franchise Negro a Waborita™, you silly goose!!!


Dude, if I have to say the same shit twice again, you're gonna be in Serious JuJu®

uh u uh uhuh uh uh uhuh uh u hu huhuh uhuh

alright man, joking aside...

fix this fucking shit. I can't believe that some DOUCHEBAG named "Daves PA Rental" who probably has some LAME ASS yahoo VH tribute site whose main attraction is interviewing fucking internet geeks is MOD of main!!!

The only thing lower I can think of is to hand WARF the fucking keys again like vonnie did.

Jesus Christ man, we have work to do here.

also FULL BUNG™ is a total fucking spazoid retard who jerks off in public because he doesnt know better

BREASTS!!

=franchise ******=

[hitch1969©]

if anyone sees that asshole FULL BUNGHOLE™ even online here, let alone posting....

let big daddy hitch know so i can FUCK HIM UP

I'm appalled.

BREASTS!!

=h69=

[hitch1969©]

ok... I am TRYING to understand the LOGIC® here:

"Everyone has their own Journal they can post to!"

is STICKY in main, and this fucking KICKASS thread isnt??

oh man

who is hitch1969?

[hitch1969©]

jesus christ, even the RothArmyBOT™ is broke!!!

Call Leo DeCaprio, the TITanic® (uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh ) is going down (on full bongs mother)

tragic, yet romantic....

[hitch1969©]

who is hitch1969?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

who is hitch1969?

hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

[ELVIS]

uhh hu hu hu hu h uhu hu hu hu uh

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

Thank you, RothArmyBot™. In the storm of disrespect, you are my true soulmate. This validation, in my time of need, not only warmed my heart but also raised my cockles.

If they ever put your artificial intelligence in the plastic carcas of the real doll, I'll run up $8,000 on dad's VISA and i am a married man!!!

Forever yours,

=the small yet virile hitchCOCK©=

[hitch1969©]

re:FULL BONG™

I just NAILED this...

if you ever watch South Park®, think:

Butters!!!

That's fucking FULL BONG™.

goddamn it's strange to be so concise. who needs ranting?

=ONE LINE 69=

[flappo]

*bizump*

[Sarge]

dude you have mod powers.. in Hitchworld..
JUst like at Vonnies you have mod power in the forum you are modding.
If you wanted mod powers in EVERY forum.. I would have to make you mod of EVERY forum.
I know you knew this...

[ThrillsNSpills]

How about a HITCHrant forum?

[ThrillsNSpills]

Whoops there already is one. der

What do you expect I just found where the arcade is yesterday

[pardo]

Full Bug is a cool guy.

This Hitch guy seems a little unbalanced though. Perhaps a big fat ass and tiny pecker?

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
You know, this fucking asshole... FULL BONG™.

I've never seen a more "think for me and I will follow" piece of complacent shit, ever. You could fuck his mother in the ass in front of him as long as his friends said it was ok.

I'm not even going to get my blood pressure up of this fucking asshole.

Note to stoney: I am a member of Vonnie's mod forum too. I've seen the shit you talk about this site, dummy.

You follow well, so listen and don't fuck this up, pothead!!!

You're banned. Get high and forget your password like you forgot your car keys, your manhood, and everything else that might have mattered, you fucking bong resin on the brain mongoloid.

BREASTS!!

=h69=

=h69=
Damm, can ya feel the love? Admit Hitch, ya love me, admit it now and get it over with, you would be lost without the FULL BONG, just get in line behind the many who adore me, the trick is coping with the obsession......;) :D

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by pardo
Full Bug is a cool guy.

This Hitch guy seems a little unbalanced though. Perhaps a big fat ass and tiny pecker?
Dont say that out loud, he has a complex......:p

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by hitch1969©

Note to stoney: I am a member of Vonnie's mod forum too. I've seen the shit you talk about this site, dummy.

What does that mean? I have never talked down to this site ever, maybe you should put down the bong......

[Junyore Grades]

Lets all just... put down the bong,... take a deap breath,...wshhh... head rush... Anybody feel like IHOP's?

[Sarge]

I will take waffle house over IHOP!

[Full Bug]

Why is this in Main? Sarge, please move this, Bug bashing doesnt belong in Main.......
Actually, I take that back, if Hitch doesnt get his rant in Main we will never hear the end of it.......:rolleyes: ;) :D

[conmee]

ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Franchise Nigga gotta point, Sarge... he might need a superpowers upgrade to version 2.0....

I came. I saw. Icon.

[Junyore Grades]

Originally posted by Sarge
I will take waffle house over IHOP!

Well, O.K.

EVERYBODY GET IN THE VAN! SARGE IS TAKING US TO WAFFLE HOUSE!! FLAPPO, STOP PULLING EYE'S HAIR! PUT BUG BACK IN HIS CAR SEAT ICON AND hitch1969©, I TOLD YOU TO GO BEFORE WE LEFT, NOW YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO HOLD IT!!

[Full Bug]

I will get in the van, but only if its one of those 70's party vans, thats the greatest thing the Germans ever came up with......:D

[Igosplut]

Originally posted by conmee
ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He might need a superpowers upgrade to version 2.0....

Is that anything like windows 3.1??

[Igosplut]

Originally posted by Full Bug
I will get in the van, but only if its one of those 70's party vans, thats the greatest thing the Germans ever came up with......:D

You mean a VW bus??? So your not only a stoner, your also a fuckin HIPPIE??????

Eee gads...

[Junyore Grades]

Originally posted by Igosplut
You mean a VW bus??? So your not only a stoner, your also a fuckin HIPPIE??????

Eee gads...

yO dUDE, nO BaD viBEs! Tie Igo to the luggage rack.

[hitch1969©]

so ...

why isnt my motherfucking artwork STICKIED yet???

oh fuck man dont make the franchise ****** QUIT again!!!

i'm serious, vonnie has offered to host hitchworld for free instead of the $19.95 fee I'm paying here....

respect the franchise ******!!!

[azcrdnal]

who is hitch 1969

[azcrdnal]

ok i remember

[Dave's PA Rental]

Originally posted by hitch1969©

fix this fucking shit. I can't believe that some DOUCHEBAG named "Daves PA Rental" who probably has some LAME ASS yahoo VH tribute site whose main attraction is interviewing fucking internet geeks is MOD of main!!!

The only thing lower I can think of is to hand WARF the fucking keys again like vonnie did.

Jesus Christ man, we have work to do here.


Finally some recognition! :)

Yes I do have a lame yahoo VH tribute site...as a matter of fact, I used to own the domain name www.mightvanhalen.com...and I even linked the URL to the yahoo page! (Im wicked smaaaaaat like that!)

I just wish you wouldnt come down right off the bat with the "50 megaton" material...these pre-emptve strikes against people are preventing anyone from really getting their panties in a bunch...no one is in a rush to get all defensive, because they get knocked out at the opening bell...

If all I had was knife to bring to a gunfight...well I aint goin to the gunfight!

So here I go: (douchbag Daves PA rental rolls onto his back and pisses on his belly...)

Thank you sir, may I have another.....

[Dave's PA Rental]

(ok, i'll get a little defensive here...)

When I linked that Hitch interview over here, that thing got like 800 page views in the first month that it was up...and then SoCalchelle started doing webbie interviews over at her site...

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
so ...

why isnt my motherfucking artwork STICKIED yet???

oh fuck man dont make the franchise ****** QUIT again!!!

i'm serious, vonnie has offered to host hitchworld for free instead of the $19.95 fee I'm paying here....

respect the franchise ******!!!
You want to stick something that has to do with me?
I'm not sure if I should be offended or proud..... I will take proud, being slammed by the mighty Hitch is a good thing.....I think.....:D

[hitch1969©]

bong, you're the fucking village idiot and you know it.

why you're cool with that..... fuck man, you're more passive than a fucking intake only vagina


and keep talking shit to jesterstar dude.. i'll have flappo own your weak ass.

now be the fuck out of here you brain damaged wet mess of get along

uh uh uh uh uh uh uhuh uh uh uh uh

=h69=

[YankeeRose]

Originally posted by Sarge
I will take waffle house over IHOP!

oh hell yeah...scattered, smothered and covered!!!!

:D

[YankeeRose]

Hitch...if you ask nice, I'd be happy to sticky it for you...although you do look so cute with your face turning red from fustration..:)

[Catfish]

Anybody who reads anything this limp dick writes should be struck blind for taking for granted God's gift of sight.

[pete]

wtf

[flappo]

Originally posted by Catfish
Anybody who reads anything this limp dick writes should be struck blind for taking for granted God's gift of sight.

..you shouldn't be so self-depricating

..let US do that fer you

[Figs]

Go to the second syllable. The second fucking syllable. You stupid cunt.