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DLR'sCock
08-24-2004, 02:23 PM
Just so you know: I attacked and took over 2 countries.

I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.

I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!).

I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did). After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.

I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.

I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since the advent of TV.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

I cut health care benefits for war veterans.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.)

I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.

I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.

I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one letter away from BS).

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!).

I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history .

I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoner! s of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron > Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).

I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for gov't contracts.

I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US! history.

I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war.

I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use. (wink,wink)

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

With Love,
GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House, Washington, DC

NeilDiamondDave
08-25-2004, 04:59 PM
Please dont spew this board with your leftwing propoganda. Kerry will lose because, unlike your lies and your hollywood and your money, A few dozen vets who nobody gave a fuck about for years have a story to tell.... It actually is the truth. Kerry has written his Vietnam lies down and spoken them on tape for years.... Now it comes back to bite him in the ass!

NeilDiamondDave
08-25-2004, 05:02 PM
Just posting an email like that shows what a fool you truly are.

knuckleboner
08-25-2004, 05:08 PM
you sure the few vietnam vets (for truth) are telling the truth?

including the guy who now says there was no enemy fire when kerry rescued the green beret (who, himself, says he was under fire), while at the same time receiving a medal, like kerry, with a citiation, listing enemy fire?

NeilDiamondDave
08-25-2004, 07:07 PM
Well yes, I do believe the swiftvets. The Kerry campaign is already backtracking on the first Purple Heart- because Kerry's own Journal says that he had not encountered any enemy fire. Then you had the backtrack about "spending christmas 68' in Cambodia and knowing that it was wrong that Nixon sent him there" He has told that story many times in his career, only problem is that he was never in cambodia... and Nixon wasnt President. I would tend to belive a group of guys who have NOTHING to gain and much to lose by going against this guy. Go and vote for him. Look at the crap he pulled today, sending Max Cleland ( who lost his limbs fooling around with a grenade at the base, not fighting the enemy) down to embaress Bush?? Did Kerry denounce Michael Moore? Moveon.org- who actually compares bush to hitler??? These guys are telling the truth as they remember it, ignore what they say at your own peril.

NeilDiamondDave
08-25-2004, 07:18 PM
I regret saying Max Cleland was fooling around with a grenade. He picked up a live one unknowingly- not something to make fun of. My point was, He is paraded around like somehow he is more qualified to speak on this issue than other vets because of his injuries.

BigBadBrian
08-25-2004, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by NeilDiamondDave
Just posting an email like that shows what a fool you truly are.

I like this guy. 5 stars from Triple B. :gulp:

BigBadBrian
08-25-2004, 07:24 PM
Cock, I'd debate your points one by one, but it'd take all night. Besides, I know you're not smart enough to come up with talking points of yours on your own.

For one, benefit spending for war veterans has increased both OVERALL and on a PER CAPITA basis under President Bush from Clinton. Source: factcheck.org. :gulp:

Ally_Kat
08-25-2004, 07:34 PM
I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

No, Clinton is.

Keeyth
08-25-2004, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by DLR'sCock

With Love,
GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House, Washington, DC

Here's a BIG 5 star vote for you DLR'sCock!! You know where it's at... ...the Busheep will try to crucify you now, but they are just brainwashed fools, so go easy on 'em! :D

Keeyth
08-25-2004, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
No, Clinton is.

I believe you mean was...? Either way, you're incorrect.

Ally_Kat
08-25-2004, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by Keeyth
I believe you mean was...? Either way, you're incorrect.

Why, because some email that spread around the internet says so? That's the only place it's at. Maybe if there was some actual figures and not on a geocities site...

lucky wilbury
08-25-2004, 08:31 PM
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/resume.asp

knuckleboner
08-26-2004, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by NeilDiamondDave
These guys are telling the truth as they remember it, ignore what they say at your own peril.

what about rassmassan, the guy who was rescued? he's a swift boat vet that's obviously lying, right? i mean, he says that there was enemy fire when kerry rescued him. so do most of the members of kerry's specific swift boat. and what about william rood, the chicago tribune columnist/former swift boat vet who backed kerry's story? he loses his career if it turns out he lied in the article. (a la jason blair.)

so did the admiral (who now repudiates it) when he gave kerry the medal. so did one of the other guy's own citations (which he now claims to have never read; though, he, too, refuses to release his military records.)


and don't think these guys don't have anything to gain. there are partisan people out there who will do less than ethical things for their guy. voter fraud in chicago?... (and hell, back in college, i interned for my democratic rep. i saw a reelection strategy that boarded on technically ethical, but was morally bankrupt. i went back to college, voted for the republican in the next election and he won.)

[editing: and don't forget, the bankroller of the swift boat veterans for truth is a big republican backer. and their "lawyer" is a recently resigned bush campaign lawyer.]

besides, directly helping the president of the United States does not have its disadvantages.


and no, i'm not saying the veterans for "truth" definitely lied. maybe they didn't. maybe kerry, rood, the guy he saved, and the rest of his crew are. though, personally, at this moment, i don't believe they did.

BigBadBrian
08-26-2004, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by Keeyth
Here's a BIG 5 star vote for you DLR'sCock!!

Must you copy everything I do? That's OK...be my lackey. :gulp:

Warham
08-26-2004, 10:09 AM
Clinton went with the polls more than any president I can remember.

DLR'sCock
08-26-2004, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by knuckleboner
what about rassmassan, the guy who was rescued? he's a swift boat vet that's obviously lying, right? i mean, he says that there was enemy fire when kerry rescued him. so do most of the members of kerry's specific swift boat. and what about william rood, the chicago tribune columnist/former swift boat vet who backed kerry's story? he loses his career if it turns out he lied in the article. (a la jason blair.)

so did the admiral (who now repudiates it) when he gave kerry the medal. so did one of the other guy's own citations (which he now claims to have never read; though, he, too, refuses to release his military records.)


and don't think these guys don't have anything to gain. there are partisan people out there who will do less than ethical things for their guy. voter fraud in chicago?... (and hell, back in college, i interned for my democratic rep. i saw a reelection strategy that boarded on technically ethical, but was morally bankrupt. i went back to college, voted for the republican in the next election and he won.)

[editing: and don't forget, the bankroller of the swift boat veterans for truth is a big republican backer. and their "lawyer" is a recently resigned bush campaign lawyer.]

besides, directly helping the president of the United States does not have its disadvantages.


and no, i'm not saying the veterans for "truth" definitely lied. maybe they didn't. maybe kerry, rood, the guy he saved, and the rest of his crew are. though, personally, at this moment, i don't believe they did.


The banker of the swiftboatliesads is Bob Perry, good friend of Carl Rove and George Bush....

Also, one of the swfit vets in the ad was an advisor for Bush campaign...(he just resigned also....after he participated int he ads)

Keeyth
08-26-2004, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by NeilDiamondDave
Please dont spew this board with your leftwing propoganda. Kerry will lose because, unlike your lies and your hollywood and your money, A few dozen vets who nobody gave a fuck about for years have a story to tell.... It actually is the truth. Kerry has written his Vietnam lies down and spoken them on tape for years.... Now it comes back to bite him in the ass!

Have you read the papers moron? Those 'vets' as you call them, all have ties to the Bush campaign, and most are flip flopping from what they have been saying about Kerry for years; that he was indeed a hero. Sounds more like traitors than vets... ...Somebody got paid, and it was the Bush administration paying them. You are fucking delusional. You'll fit right in here with the other Bush sheep.

Keeyth
08-26-2004, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Must you copy everything I do? That's OK...be my lackey. :gulp:

Oh, you voted 5 stars for DLR'sCock?? Think about it moron!

NeilDiamondDave
08-26-2004, 08:47 PM
Funny how a donation of 200k from a Bush supporter is so much worse than the 180 Million given by Kerry supporters... The Truth is the Dems heve MUCH more money to spend on this election, not to mention Micheal Moore's Free ad film of lies. (Funny how guys with purple hearts are liars and sleezeballs, but Moore is brave). This one hurts because thank God there are still enough of us out here who will pay attention to people who have made real sacrifices(swift-vets)as opposed to the spoiled, never worked a day, trust fund phonies like Kerry, Kennedy, Dean etc.... BTW- A buddy Bartended a big event here in Boston during the DNC.... 500 big DEMs and he got 1 DOLLAR in tips! FROM the security gaurd! Party of the working man huh?

knuckleboner
08-26-2004, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by NeilDiamondDave
(Funny how guys with purple hearts are liars and sleezeballs, but Moore is brave).

uh, the green beret kerry "rescued" isn't really a sleazeball. neither is william rood, one of the other boat commanders.


(though, personally, i'm not the biggest fan of moore.)

Big Train
08-27-2004, 04:07 AM
Its a nice letter, it's fun...did you get that email about the guy who got scooped up and dropped in a fire zone? Or the one about the Nigerian King who needs 50k to get his thrown back...then there's....

Big Train
08-27-2004, 04:11 AM
BTW,

With all this Karl Rove business, why aren't the media kicking the tires around moveon.bitch or even some newspapers. Oh right, that would be too close to Kerry, err, home.

I like moveon.bitch though. It has done more to drive people to the conservative side of the fence than anyone. All the histrionics are really paying off. Thanks Mr. Soros!!

See ya in November, as you crazy cats like to say...

Keeyth
08-27-2004, 02:10 PM
Here's something about the truth of what Bush is all about: (and I know you Rep.s just HATE the real truth coming out) so here it is:

http://www.vermontindymedia.org/usermedia/video/3/rbowman911InquiryMay0456k.wmv

ODShowtime
08-27-2004, 02:49 PM
That's ok Bush. As long as you are decisive and resolute about it, you can flush the entire fucking country down the shitter, right guys? :D

Big Train
08-27-2004, 03:35 PM
As opposed to a guy who is gonna do the EXACT same things, but make you feel high minded about "Taking back America"? If you feel better being lied to, right guys??