Who else is sick of Seshmeister and $exxxy's porn?

[Katydid]

Who else feels that Seshmeister's only reason for being in here is to post beastality porn, blaspheme religion with xxx porn, and cause dissention?

Who else feels that a competative website is behind it?

Who else also feels that $exxxy's raw offensive porn is a tool to disrupt the David Lee Roth Army by putting it in various threads opposed to porn to deliberately cause dissention?

That a competative website is behind it?

Who else has been singled out and brutally harrassed by these two?

[guwapo_rocker]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Flash Bastard]

Where's that rolleyes smilie?

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Where's that rolleyes smilie?

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Katydid]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Does that mean your head is in their PORN TOILETS? That seems to be what this website is turning into.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Where's that rolleyes smilie?

You are about an ugly bastard. See what looking at porn turns you into?

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Katydid
Does that mean your head is in their PORN TOILETS? That seems to be what this website is turning into.

MMMMMMMMMMM POOOOOOOOOORN!!

I love porn, porn and beer = good.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
MMMMMMMMMMM POOOOOOOOOORN!!

I love porn, porn and beer = good.

All porn and beer gets you is a headache and a guilty conscience (if you have any morals).

[twonabomber]

just when you think things can't get any more fucked up and stupid...

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Katydid
All porn and beer gets you is a headache and a guilty conscience (if you have any morals).

Why would I feel guilty watching naked Asian chicks Knobgobbling!!

It's great and I don't get headaches.

[LoungeMachine]

The more you bitch, the more we will post it

The more threads you start, the nastier we will get

The sooner you leave, the better

When will you realize this site is NOT about you, your interests, beliefs, or needs.

go to hell

[guwapo_rocker]

How do you spell BUKAKE??

[twonabomber]

bukakke, i think.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by twonabomber
bukakke, i think.

Thanks!

[Cathedral]

Seshmeister is an icon in this Community.
And there are no competing websites to back him up, ya dumb bitch.

DDLR.com and The Roth Army are blood brothers in Roth.

See, if you knew anything about this site, you wouldn't be here because nobody will change to suit you and nobody gives a fuck what you think about it.

Now be a good little cock gobbler and get lost...

[Katydid]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
The more you bitch, the more we will post it

The more threads you start, the nastier we will get

The sooner you leave, the better

When will you realize this site is NOT about you, your interests, beliefs, or needs.

go to hell

Seshmeister and $exxxy started it. I didn't. I was in the Katydid threads minding my own business. They sought me out, just like you and Alinchainz do.

Why do you have to follow me around and bother me all time Teddy Boy?

I helped AL keep the Wall running more than a year when you took off to Hawaii for your nerves. Did you appreciate it? Heck no. You just want me back in there so you can ass around over here.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Seshmeister is an icon in this Community.
And there are no competing websites to back him up, ya dumb bitch.

DDLR.com and The Roth Army are blood brothers in Roth.

See, if you knew anything about this site, you wouldn't be here because nobody will change to suit you and nobody gives a fuck what you think about it.

Now be a good little cock gobbler and get lost...


NO COMPETING WEBSITES TO BACK HIM UP??? That should tell you something. They dumped him on you.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Seshmeister is an icon in this Community.
And there are no competing websites to back him up, ya dumb bitch.

DDLR.com and The Roth Army are blood brothers in Roth.

See, if you knew anything about this site, you wouldn't be here because nobody will change to suit you and nobody gives a fuck what you think about it.

Now be a good little cock gobbler and get lost...

'Icon'...you mean like Conmee?:)

Thanks Cat - if you've seen her posts then you'll know why I'm trying to 'disrupt' them.

Cheers!

:gulp:

[ALinChainz]

Katy, why don't you just leave and stay gone this time instead of repeatedly saying you're leaving and slithering back?

You think we would rather have you here instead of Sesh?

Think again Granny.

Just leave, stay gone, and you'll never have to worry about it again.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Katydid
Seshmeister and $exxxy started it. I didn't. I was in the Katydid threads minding my own business. They sought me out, just like you and Alinchainz do.

Why do you have to follow me around and bother me all time Teddy Boy?

I helped AL keep the Wall running more than a year when you took off to Hawaii for your nerves. Did you appreciate it? Heck no. You just want me back in there so you can ass around over here.

You didn't help me do shit.

I wasn't running the Wall, never have.

We all want you to leave, like you keep promising to do, but keep skanking your way back.

[Igosplut]

Originally posted by Katydid
Who else feels that Seshmeister's only reason for being in here is to post beastality porn, blaspheme religion with xxx porn, and cause dissention?


Shit, thats the only reason I read his posts....:)

I used to have a girlfriend that would scream for God everytime we had sex .....

I could never figure out if she was wishing that it was him, or that I was that good.....

Whats your take??

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
'Icon'...you mean like Conmee?:)

Thanks Cat - if you've seen her posts then you'll know why I'm trying to 'disrupt' them.

Cheers!

:gulp:

I've seen them, and ignored them until now.
Keep up the great work.

That bitch is freakin nuts, I've seen her emails to Sarge and i'd waste not one second slappin dat bitch down like da ho she be.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
'Icon'...you mean like Conmee?:)

Thanks Cat - if you've seen her posts then you'll know why I'm trying to 'disrupt' them.

Cheers!

:gulp:

I think he meant Xcon.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Cathedral
I've seen them, and ignored them until now.
Keep up the great work.

That bitch is freakin nuts, I've seen her emails to Sarge and i'd waste not one second slappin dat bitch down like da ho she be.

Try that on me and you'll wake up slapping in Hell.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
You didn't help me do shit.

I wasn't running the Wall, never have.

We all want you to leave, like you keep promising to do, but keep skanking your way back.

Stop lying Al. You have more posts on the wall than any other poster. By the way Greg is using your computer. I surmised he must be sitting in your lap. Won't Dr. Joe Thunder LP get a surprise when he comes back from hiatus?

[Flash Bastard]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Yeah, that's the one. Thanks.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Katy, why don't you just leave and stay gone this time instead of repeatedly saying you're leaving and slithering back?

You think we would rather have you here instead of Sesh?

Think again Granny.

Just leave, stay gone, and you'll never have to worry about it again.

You just get out of my Poll site right now unless you and Sesh can act civilized.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Igosplut
Shit, thats the only reason I read his posts....:)

I used to have a girlfriend that would scream for God everytime we had sex .....

I could never figure out if she was wishing that it was him, or that I was that good.....

Whats your take??

Sounds like a clear case of rape to me.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Katydid
Stop lying Al. You have more posts on the wall than any other poster. By the way Greg is using your computer. I surmised he must be sitting in your lap. Won't Dr. Joe Thunder LP get a surprise when he comes back from hiatus?

I'd bet I'm not, anytime.

You have sat over there and talked to yourself for days on end, it's all in the archives.

You believe Thunder's bullshit, you are an idiot.

Why don't you get off our (DLR fans) site, eat some shit, fuck right off, and then die.

The door, dinosaur. Back to Jurassic Trailer Park.

Why are you here? You're not a Dave fan, and you were leaving and moving on, no one wants you here, why stay?

You like porn and abuse, you old rag of a hag.

Loser.

[Flash Bastard]

Katydid, you're approaching 666 posts. The devil's coming for you.

[Igosplut]

Originally posted by Katydid
Sounds like a clear case of rape to me.

Wishfull thinking on your part??

Thats what I get for asking a serious question from the god-fearin people....

[Flash Bastard]

Originally posted by Igosplut
Wishfull thinking on your part??

Thats what I get for asking a serious question from the god-fearin people....

Are you sure she's a true bible thumper? I don't see any bible quotes in her sig. I'm afraid she's going to hell for that.

[Katydid]

Actually I think I could like all you guys if you wasn't such smart asses.

I can tell the ones into porn the most never had sisters and learned respect for women.

Same with women into porn, they never had a brother and learned respect for men.

I raised 3 boys and one girl, and a husband. I've been into nursing a long time now. My husband respected me and treated me like a lady all the 25 years we were married. His hateful attitude and cursing me was what ended our marriage.

As far as women go, have a night alone... candlelight, flowers, cook dinner for them, music, dancing, give mutual massages, do all the little things...Open doors, make each other feel special.

It's not wham bam, thank you mam, or deviated painful sex when you truly love someone. It's not porn that makes you feel dirty and loathsome afterwards.

If you want to have a good marriage and sexual realtionship for years, learn to make love, not f.... Connect with mind, body, heart, and soul the way God intended it.

Go to church with your family, go out to eat on Sunday, or have quality time together. Your kids won't be small forever. Will they have any happy memories from their growing up years? Learn to laugh and have fun, praise them even if it's not perfect... Learn to even cry with your family. That's the mark of a real man.

This goes for women too. It's not if you are a sexy bitch, it's if you feel love for your husband and family inside, then you are beautiful. That gets you thru the hard times and the rough years. Don't take each other for granted. And trust lost can seldom be regained back to what it was before.

Loyality, faithfuless, and trust will get your thru to the long haul. If you wait to have kids, you miss what life and marriage is meant to be.

[Igosplut]

Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Are you sure she's a true bible thumper? I don't see any bible quotes in her sig. I'm afraid she's going to hell for that.

Flash, Good ta see ya..Where ya been?

Well I'd say she's scrambled enough to be a bible thumper.. though her eyes are probably spinning in different directions.....

Sorta like the toilet water spining one way above the equator and another below......

[Igosplut]

Originally posted by Katydid


Go to church

I do...

Theres one by me that has cool yardsales....

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Katydid, you're approaching 666 posts. The devil's coming for you.

That's from all the antichrists and hetherns trying to put their numbers on my head and hands.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Igosplut
Wishfull thinking on your part??

Thats what I get for asking a serious question from the god-fearin people....

I remember you. You tried to get fresh with me first day on this site you old buzzard.

[LoungeMachine]

Let me be the, oh, I don't know, 400TH. person in here to tell you to go FUCK YOURSELF SILLY.

Seriously, bitch. Take a crucifix, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.

Imagine if we started a "WHO ELSE IS SICK OF KATYDID AND THUNDER" thread. Shit the fucking site would crash.

This site ISNT about you

NO ONE cares about you or your hillbilly issues in here.

YOU have brought EVERYTHING upon yourself.

Leave.

However, if you choose to stay, you will just be proving correct what Al, myself, Bill, and others have been saying for months..............

YOU SECRETLY LOVE THE PORN, FILTH, AND HEDONISM PERFORMED IN HERE. YOU'RE ACTUALLY A FUCKING SLUT. YOU DO DOGS. YOU EAT HUMAN SHIT AND LIKE IT.

that MUST be why you stay.

[guwapo_rocker]

MMMMMMMMM PORNNNNNNNNNN........

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Are you sure she's a true bible thumper? I don't see any bible quotes in her sig. I'm afraid she's going to hell for that.

I like you Flash Bastard. See, ya'll can tease without being cruel.

[Flash Bastard]

Originally posted by Katydid
I like you Flash Bastard. See, ya'll can tease without being cruel.

Yeah, well..... you caught me in a rare sober moment.

[Igosplut]

Originally posted by Katydid
I remember you. You tried to get fresh with me first day on this site you old buzzard.

ME? Give me a link cause I seriously doubt that...

I never get fresh on the first date.... For a religious person ya sure got some lust in you, ya filth girl......

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Katydid
Try that on me and you'll wake up slapping in Hell.

Yeah, Right, Bite me Roadhound...

I heard you were a bible humper, any truth in that?
I bet you get lonely at night and ride the bed post, don't ya, ya dirty little bitch?

[Ally_Kat]

I come home to this shit?!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
My husband respected me and treated me like a lady all the 25 years we were married. His hateful attitude and cursing me was what ended our marriage.



You just contradicted yourself in sentences that were side by side!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
You just contradicted yourself in sentences that were side by side!

ally, puh-leeze

her WHOLE FUCKING LIFE is one long contradiction.

She's a walking hypocrisy.

Truth be told, she's borderline retarded. Most likely an infected nymph


pity the bitch.



Don't worry katy, your pain will be over soon. take your meds.

[Cathedral]

But smelly hole is for life, no meds can cure that

[LoungeMachine]

One can only imagine the STENCH that must eminate from her netheregions.

Think she's ever bought a douche in her life?

Shit, daddy make her take a bath EVERY February whether she needd it or not.

Ohhh daddy, that's a sin!

[Katydid]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Let me be the, oh, I don't know, 400TH. person in here to tell you to go FUCK YOURSELF SILLY.

Seriously, bitch. Take a crucifix, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.

Imagine if we started a "WHO ELSE IS SICK OF KATYDID AND THUNDER" thread. Shit the fucking site would crash.

This site ISNT about you

NO ONE cares about you or your hillbilly issues in here.

YOU have brought EVERYTHING upon yourself.

Leave.

However, if you choose to stay, you will just be proving correct what Al, myself, Bill, and others have been saying for months..............

YOU SECRETLY LOVE THE PORN, FILTH, AND HEDONISM PERFORMED IN HERE. YOU'RE ACTUALLY A FUCKING SLUT. YOU DO DOGS. YOU EAT HUMAN SHIT AND LIKE IT.

that MUST be why you stay.

Teddy Boy, this is one thread. There are how many more? Take your pick. See you are the one preaching my well being, then you start acting more vulgar than anyone in here; causing Guwapo to post porn.

If you were a man you would show some respect. You are acting like a punk.

I'm just used to talking to my 3 sons who are 31, 36 and 37. We talk almost every day. About your ages...I can see your mothers never discussed the important things in life with you. How can you read vulgarity into my post? It's advice you can use. It is not meant to be sexual.

You guys who react with filth never had a father and mother who you could talk to. That's why you turned to porn and beastality. Our parents were strict and never told us a thing. My ex and I decided early on that we would talk to our kids as the parenting books suggested. We never approached any subject tho without reading how to handle it in the book. As a result our kids have always felt no shame in coming to us with any problem.

If you guys have kids, you need to go to the bookstore and get some parenting books. The best thing you can do for your kids is be there for them and teach them well.

[LoungeMachine]

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[Igosplut]

Originally posted by Katydid
kids is be there for them and teach them well.

The Crosby-Stills and Nash site is down the hall, second door to your left.....

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Katydid


. See you are the one preaching my well being, then you start acting more vulgar than anyone in here; causing Guwapo to post porn.

.

Whaaa?

I preached your well being?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

I've been calling for your euthanasia for MONTHS

die bitch

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Igosplut
The Crosby-Stills and Nash site is down the hall, second door to your left.....

classic post iggy

here's a fiver for ya


but you are assuming she knows her left from her right.

50/50 shot if you ask me

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Yeah, Right, Bite me Roadhound...

I heard you were a bible humper, any truth in that?
I bet you get lonely at night and ride the bed post, don't ya, ya dirty little bitch?

Actually I work such long hours and have church choir so I don't dwell on sex.

Of course after 25 years you miss having a man around. But I've gotten past that (16 years alone now). I dated, but didn't plan to marry again, so I haven't been in a relationship (my choice) in 7 yrs.

Having a hysterectumy in 97 and a lot of prayer took away my desires.

I don't think about it anymore. And I have never used play toys.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
ally, puh-leeze

her WHOLE FUCKING LIFE is one long contradiction.

She's a walking hypocrisy.

Truth be told, she's borderline retarded. Most likely an infected nymph


pity the bitch.





Don't worry katy, your pain will be over soon. take your meds.


I have never been a nymph. My ex was my first. I didn't date until my divorce was final (a year and a half).

You are probably a pimp.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Katydid
Having a hysterectumy in 97

In your case I think the correct term is being spayed...

[Igosplut]

Originally posted by Katydid


Having a hysterectumy in 97 .

Its a good thing that you didnt have to spell it to get it....

[Katydid]

I knew I shouldn't have come in here. Now you know all my secrets.

[Bill Lumbergh]

What was that?

[Bill Lumbergh]

You know Katy, I have to agree with you on the porn issue. In fact, I'm gonna write a post in support of you right after I jerk off(and shoot a gigantic load) to a Jenna Jameson porn DVD, pick up a hooker for a 10 dollar blow job, then have a threesome with my girlfriend and her sister.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
In your case I think the correct term is being spayed...

Who are you Bob Barker? You know nothing about me.

[WARF]

Where is the poll answer, "This thread is GAY!" ???

[Bill Lumbergh]

Katy how big was Ed Roth's cock...........you sound like you werent satisfied properly. Here ya go, let me fix you up...........

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Katydid
Who else feels that Seshmeister's only reason for being in here is to post beastality porn, blaspheme religion with xxx porn, and cause dissention?

Who else feels that a competative website is behind it?

Who else also feels that $exxxy's raw offensive porn is a tool to disrupt the David Lee Roth Army by putting it in various threads opposed to porn to deliberately cause dissention?

That a competative website is behind it?

Who else has been singled out and brutally harrassed by these two?

Just you.. Im thinking thats the problem. ;)

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
You just contradicted yourself in sentences that were side by side!

You are right. He had health problems and they made him mean. He wouldn't seek counselling.

I love peace. He loved drama.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Katy how big was Ed Roth's cock...........you sound like you werent satisfied properly. Here ya go, let me fix you up...........

ha ha.. Nice pic of Dandy! Good seeing ya Bill! You still got the 5150 ready on the cd player? :p

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Just you.. Im thinking thats the problem. ;)

That looks like Ed Roth's big bloodshot eye...

[Katydid]

Originally posted by WARF
Where is the poll answer, "This thread is GAY!" ???

Ok, Which mod messed up the voting yes or no process? Surely not Seshmeister.

[WARF]

THIS THREAD IS RETARDED!!!!

http://www.leeworks.net/DDS/images/Aidan.jpg

[WARF]

Originally posted by Katydid
Ok, Which mod messed up the voting yes or no process? Surely not Seshmeister.

Katy, seriously....

Why are you wasting your time... when nothing will be changed?

If you don't like what ya see.... then shut it off...

plain and simple!

[lms2]

What if I don't like any of the choices on the poll?

Katydid. I understand, you have an opinion and you want to express it. Cool. No problem. They made you a thread to do it in.

But when in the Army, do as the armenians. Learn to like it, or learn to ignore it. But if you are going to post a poll that you know no one is going to agree with, you should at least put a joke response on it so people can still vote.

Sheesh.

[Big Troubles]

"That looks like Ed Roth's big bloodshot eye..."???

I like to think of it more as Jack Nicholsons eye as he was chopping his way through the motel room door to kill his wife and child, with the sharpest fucking axe Ive ever seen. But something tells me, that you and I are not really thinking on the same level or wave length anyways- so I am not shocked that you viewed the eye differently.

But instead of telling you that I politely say nothing regarding your mis-interpretation, I just shake your hand and say "please to meet you"
:cool:

[WARF]

u hu h uh uhu u uhu h

[Big Troubles]

LOL

[WARF]

YO.... I didn't put up the jesus pic....

I had a hairy pussy pic up...

I ain't about dissin' jesus.... lol

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by WARF
THIS THREAD IS RETARDED!!!!

http://www.leeworks.net/DDS/images/Aidan.jpg

a little windowlicker!

[WARF]

I prayed to GOD.... before posting that pic... and asked him not to send me to HELL!!!!!

Couldn't resist!

[Big Troubles]

:D Fuck that's bad man. Cant help but laugh, Im getting out of here before lightening strikes.

[twonabomber]

WARF, you post deleting PUSSY! :D

[Katydid]

Well, I'm too tired to worry about it. And I'm over my mad fit anyway...At least with Seshmeister. Can't say the same for $exxxy.

That's why I failed my test those dang yes/no answers.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
Ok, Which mod messed up the voting yes or no process? Surely not Seshmeister.

Since you are going to blame someone even when nothing was done...

[WARF]

twona, you are sick man!

However, I must check out the jesus loves porn website!

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Katy how big was Ed Roth's cock...........you sound like you werent satisfied properly. Here ya go, let me fix you up...........

Fix your own self up Bill and leave me out of it.

[twonabomber]

gotta get the t-shirt too...

[Katydid]

Originally posted by WARF
THIS THREAD IS RETARDED!!!!

http://www.leeworks.net/DDS/images/Aidan.jpg

Thanks WARF. I have problems with yes/no answers when put to the test.

[ALinChainz]

I see everyone here is getting to know "The Classic Jurassic".

She is only here because he old man's name was Roth, she isn't a Dave fan whatsoever, she has cut him down a million times and bashed Jews while she was at it.

Why would an old bat of 56 be here, damning everyone here to hell, and yet here she still is.

She has left 8 times, saying how she was through here, yet here she is.

She detests porn, but yet here she is. No one can stand her, but yet here she is.

She has trolled for men on the Wall, it's in the archives, from this den of hell, but yet here she is.

The door Sea Hag, and fly back to your cave.

[ALinChainz]

I do enjoy reading all these killer posts, telling the old bat what I've been telling her for a long time.

If I have not voted for you, let me know, and I will.

And no Katy ...

[freak]

Alrighty then. This clinches it.

Katydid is not for real.

No-one outside of state-run institutions acts this way.

Katydid is a troll.

[WARF]

Why would anyone troll a Roth board?

Must be an amateur!

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by freak
Katydid is a troll.

that, or she's a really stupid fucking old bitch.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by freak
Alrighty then. This clinches it.

Katydid is not for real.

No-one outside of state-run institutions acts this way.

Katydid is a troll.

I've randomly posted that I called alias. I'm just trying to figure who

[Katydid]

God, It's late. Give us restful sleep and peace of mind. Thank you for your unconditional love.

Look out for us now and always.

Amen

[Ally_Kat]

you've been up later.

Growing weak on us?

[WARF]

Thank-you for finally adding poll questions!

[twonabomber]

Does Katydid secretly love to fondle herself while reading Hustler and listening to 70s porno flicks 2 votes 66.6%

burn, bitch, burn.

[WARF]

http://fotm.rotten.com/fotm/cock-hole.jpg

[Ally_Kat]

Fuck. I can't change it so you can vote for more than one.

[freak]

Originally posted by WARF
Why would anyone troll a Roth board?

Must be an amateur!

Rock and roll. Soft core porn....
Enter a religious whack job.

Not too far fetched. It fits.

Unfortunately, the hand is being over-played I think. :)

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Katydid
God, It's late. Give us restful sleep and peace of mind. Thank you for your unconditional love.

Look out for us now and always.

Amen

Notice that you always crawl back to the coffin when the questions of why you're here and why you stay comes up.

Pathetic.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Since you are going to blame someone even when nothing was done...

OK WHO ALTERED MY POLL AND PUT ALL THAT SESH BS?

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
OK WHO ALTERED MY POLL AND PUT ALL THAT SESH BS?

who's the only one in here who can edit shit?

[twonabomber]

buy that mod a drink!

[Ally_Kat]

I swear, it was like that the entire time :D

[Cathedral]

I did it, sorry, just couldn't help myself....Ya want i should restore it? lmmfao.

[lms2]

That poll has changed a number of times....

[freak]

Originally posted by Katydid
OK WHO ALTERED MY POLL AND PUT ALL THAT SESH BS?

Satan worshipping wank-offs, I suspect.

[lms2]

I just keep voting and voting

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Cathedral
I did it, sorry, just couldn't help myself....Ya want i should restore it? lmmfao.

fuck off Cat! Don't steal my glory...I mean, bad Cat! How the fuck could you do that to such a sweet lady.














;)

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by lms2
That poll has changed a number of times....

the heathen couldn't make up her mind...

[Flash Bastard]

Originally posted by Igosplut
Flash, Good ta see ya..Where ya been?



D00D, good too see you too. Been busy this summer with outdoors stuff and whatnot but it's almost time to get back here full time.

Glad to see nothing is changed here. Same old crazy mofos hanging around.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Fuck. I can't change it so you can vote for more than one.

Ally Kat, Why are you letting those people by with this? Adding to people's threads and posts?

When you do nothing seems you're agreeing with them.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
fuck off Cat! Don't steal my glory...I mean, bad Cat! How the fuck could you do that to such a sweet lady.














;)

Ouch!
C'mon baby, get real mean with me *pant pant* I like that a whole bunch, lmmfao.

Ok, I didn't do it. But only because i have no authority in this forum and that i respect Ally a ton.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Katydid
Ally Kat, Why are you letting those people by with this? Adding to people's threads and posts?

When you do nothing seems you're agreeing with them.

Can you fucking read, bitch?

Damn, you're dumb.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
Ally Kat, Why are you letting those people by with this? Adding to people's threads and posts?

When you do nothing seems you're agreeing with them.

Go re-read some of my posts and let it sink in

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Ouch!
C'mon baby, get real mean with me *pant pant* I like that a whole bunch, lmmfao.


Oh I know you do baby http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/happy/zzwhip.gif

[Flash Bastard]

I have a strong hunch that Katydid is a Fabulous Shadow alias.

[Katydid]

You all are going to keep on pushing your luck until your luck runs out.

Which isn't far off.











;) [/B][/QUOTE]

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Flash Bastard
I have a strong hunch that Katydid is a Fabulous Shadow alias.

No. I know that Fab does not know how to pull off a proxy which is what she would need to since this one does indeed go back to North Carolina. That and Fab would have had to start this back when the wall got put up and then make a yahoo profile that was updated last on Jan 15th of this year.

I've always thought it was WARF myself.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
You all are going to keep on pushing your luck until your luck runs out.

Which isn't far off.











;) [/B][/QUOTE]


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You tried to "Edit" one of my posts. That's so cute!

[Flash Bastard]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
No. I know that Fab does not know how to pull off a proxy which is what she would need to since this one does indeed go back to North Carolina. That and Fab would have had to start this back when the wall got put up and then make a yahoo profile that was updated last on Jan 15th of this year.

I've always thought it was WARF myself.

Fair enough, I didn't know that.

Consider me edumicated now.

[Flash Bastard]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Katydid
You all are going to keep on pushing your luck until your luck runs out.

Which isn't far off. ;)

Is Judgement Day coming? Guess I'd better put on some clean underwear and ditch the dead hooker in my trunk.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Cathedral
I did it, sorry, just couldn't help myself....Ya want i should restore it? lmmfao.

That would be a good idea. This is not the Katydid you think you know.

While you are at it you can edit the porn posts also.

Humor and support your FBI.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Flash Bastard
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Katydid
You all are going to keep on pushing your luck until your luck runs out.

Which isn't far off. ;)

Is Judgement Day coming? Guess I'd better put on some clean underwear and ditch the dead hooker in my trunk.

Awh, not the hooker! We were just getting fond of her smell, too

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
That would be a good idea. This is not the Katydid you think you know.

While you are at it you can edit the porn posts also.

Humor and support your FBI.

I'd love for you to explain how he can edit that back

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Katydid
That would be a good idea. This is not the Katydid you think you know.

While you are at it you can edit the porn posts also.

Humor and support your FBI.

I have no authority in this forum, babe.
Now, about the FBI, you think you have connections?

Be careful what you post cause i don't fuck around with people who threaten others with bullshit.

Now, say something else, I dare you...

[ALinChainz]

Seems to be her favorite threat.

She left here spewing it, and then came back barking it.

Why come back if it's so bad?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Cathedral
I have no authority in this forum, babe.
Now, about the FBI, you think you have connections?

Be careful what you post cause i don't fuck around with people who threaten others with bullshit.

Now, say something else, I dare you...

Just joining katyworld Cath?

This nutsack has not only been threatening this site with the FBI for months now, but actually claims that they're HERE now on her behalf!


She's like a stray. We fed her attention once and now she can't leave. And now we all get flea bites

[WARF]

I want more porn!

[Cathedral]

Yeppers, thought i'd speak up and tow her mental ass around a bit.

Funny, but i don't see any FBI Agents here...she must be watching X-Files and daydreaming again.

It's ok, Katy...Life will be over soon and you can rest in a porn free coffin.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Cathedral

It's ok, Katy...Life will be over soon and you can rest in a porn free coffin.

You mean I can't attend her wake and throw in a 16" dildo and a Hustler into her coffin?

well fuck THOSE plans all to hell


killjoy

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
ha ha.. Nice pic of Dandy! Good seeing ya Bill! You still got the 5150 ready on the cd player? :p

ACtually I'm alternating 5150, George Michaels "Faith", and a shitload of Liberace. You get that limited edition poster of Sammy in a thong I sent you yet?!

[GAR]

Originally posted by Katydid
.. Greg is using your computer. I surmised he must be sitting in your lap.

Why do I pass several of these

http://typhoon.wcp.muohio.edu/western/naturalsystemsfall03/cummins/frogs/images/Failed%20escape2.jpg

- in my urine on a daily basis?

[Fabulous Shadow]

Katy... do you really expect positive responses? I think we all like Sesh's porn much MORE than we like you...

Toss this around in your head... I'd rather look at his porn than read your posts!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by GAR
Why do I pass several of these

http://typhoon.wcp.muohio.edu/western/naturalsystemsfall03/cummins/frogs/images/Failed%20escape2.jpg

- in my urine on a daily basis?


Originally posted by GAR
Why do I pass several of these

http://typhoon.wcp.muohio.edu/western/naturalsystemsfall03/cummins/frogs/images/Failed%20escape2.jpg

- in my urine on a daily basis?

No wonder you don't want to put put on the first date! Your afraid you'll cum toads!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I'd rather look at his porn than read your posts!

damn fab, i must say, that was hot

after seeing you pic.......TISSUES, CAN I GET SOME TISSUES HERE!!!

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Katydid
This is not the Katydid you think you know.


Hey sister, I'm a born again christian...

Go away!

[DrGrafenberg]

Katydid please leave the DLRArmy forum and go join this one...
http://www.stryper.com/

[ZahZoo]

Sesh is a genius... nuff said...

[SoCalChelle]

You guys who react with filth never had a father and mother who you could talk to. That's why you turned to porn and beastality. Our parents were strict and never told us a thing.

Again, side by side contradictory statements.

[SensibleShoes]

You know, I haven't posted here for eons, but this is too funny to let go. The Army without porn? Inconceivable.

And on first reading, this woman seems unbelievable, like it's a persona rather than a real person. Anybody else considered that?

[SoCalChelle]

Yeah, AllyKat called alias a while back. Just can't figure out who it might be.

[LoungeMachine]

She lurked on the wall for a YEAR

We drove her to you.

Blame me and Alinchainz

[ALinChainz]

I don't believe it myself.

She has been posting here for over a year, and has a Yahoo profile with her kids AOL My Place page on it, her IP, all point to being a whacked out, lonely, desperate, lying, hypocritical old hag who thinks she can push her religious beliefs at a DLR fan site.

The only reason she's here is that her former married name was Roth.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
She lurked on the wall for a YEAR

We drove her to you.

Blame me and Alinchainz

Trolling for men, she has said as much. Making up shit about being in a serious accident and being here like an hour later. I have no idea what she was trying to accomplish with that shit.

A weird old bat who is as desperate as the get.

When this site came back, and no one was posting over there, she slithered over here.

She is a plague on the entire site.

[LoungeMachine]

I know bro, but I can't help but feel the slightest bit guilty that we didnt ERADICATE her from the wall.

Ironic how after all of her bullshit, alot of the new posts / threads deal with HER.

Fucking hillbilly.

She has however, crossed into Thunder world with her whole bullshit ER story followed by lurking in here reading every post.

Pity the skank

There but for the grace of God go I.............

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
I don't believe it myself.

She has been posting here for over a year, and has a Yahoo profile with her kids AOL My Place page on it, her IP, all point to being a whacked out, lonely, desperate, lying, hypocritical old hag who thinks she can push her religious beliefs at a DLR fan site.

The only reason she's here is that her former married name was Roth.

IP addies can be altered. Someone smart can make a false page with random pictures they find online. It canbe someone with a lot of time on their hands. lol

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Yeah, AllyKat called alias a while back. Just can't figure out who it might be.

earliest I can find was august 3rd


Originally posted by Ally_Kat

i still call that it's an alias

[ALinChainz]

A lot of time, and a pitiful life.

Seems like a lot of trouble to set up a Yahoo account, pics and details and all, just for an alias.

But I guess it's possible, I just don't believe she is.

I just wish she was gone.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I know bro, but I can't help but feel the slightest bit guilty that we didnt ERADICATE her from the wall.

Ironic how after all of her bullshit, alot of the new posts / threads deal with HER.

Fucking hillbilly.

She has however, crossed into Thunder world with her whole bullshit ER story followed by lurking in here reading every post.

Pity the skank

There but for the grace of God go I.............

I hear you bro.

Just knowing that others have seen what kind of fruitcake she is ... and how anyone could crave attention of any kind, even bad ... is beyond me.

She has about hit rock bottom with the "accident" story.

[SensibleShoes]

well sounds like you guys have it well under control. Carry on!

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by $exxxy
whoopie is behind all the porn actually...
Did you meet her over in Salem, MA? She goes over to Gloucester at this bar/restaurant during the summer and actually plays bartender there on occasion...

[SoCalChelle]

Is that Gary Cherone with Whoopie?

[elvis hitler]

Originally posted by Katydid
Who else feels that Seshmeister's only reason for being in here is to post beastality porn, blaspheme religion with xxx porn, and cause dissention?

Who else feels that a competative website is behind it?

Who else also feels that $exxxy's raw offensive porn is a tool to disrupt the David Lee Roth Army by putting it in various threads opposed to porn to deliberately cause dissention?

That a competative website is behind it?

Who else has been singled out and brutally harrassed by these two?

hey i liked the images. so why is the profile hijacked by elvis and bueno bob? and why was sexxxy banned? you guys say it's ok to post some porn so what gives?

i love roth and van halen just looking at this site for the first time...
the sexxxy porn is the best stuff on here...

makes no sense to me. someone has a 'hidden agenda' going on.
why do you moderators edit posts, putting the backspin on them or removing them?

i want to see more info on roth and more porn. c'mon you guys claim it's allowed in hitchworld right???

something smells of censorship here.

cheers-

[guwapo_rocker]

What the fuck are you talking about.

[ALinChainz]

Penis pics.

Army rule. No penises.

[twonabomber]

and the bitches in his pics looked like trannies...

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by elvis hitler
hey i liked the images. so why is the profile hijacked by elvis and bueno bob? and why was sexxxy banned? you guys say it's ok to post some porn so what gives?

i love roth and van halen just looking at this site for the first time...
the sexxxy porn is the best stuff on here...

makes no sense to me. someone has a 'hidden agenda' going on.
why do you moderators edit posts, putting the backspin on them or removing them?

i want to see more info on roth and more porn. c'mon you guys claim it's allowed in hitchworld right???

something smells of censorship here.

cheers-

Hi $exxxy.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by elvis hitler
hey i liked the images. so why is the profile hijacked by elvis and bueno bob? and why was sexxxy banned? you guys say it's ok to post some porn so what gives?

i love roth and van halen just looking at this site for the first time...
the sexxxy porn is the best stuff on here...

makes no sense to me. someone has a 'hidden agenda' going on.
why do you moderators edit posts, putting the backspin on them or removing them?

i want to see more info on roth and more porn. c'mon you guys claim it's allowed in hitchworld right???

something smells of censorship here.

cheers-


Stop posting pictures of your penis.

Army Rule - No penis pics. How many times do we need to say it. And the bitches in those pics are fucking nasty.

How many posts have you made about Dave or the band.

You're here for some fucked up twisted reason, you post url's of pics and threads on the Wall even.

One of the webbies will be on, and then it's buh-bye.

[Golden AWe]

hey, i don't mind penis pics but this idiot keeps posting the same pics over and over again


after all the quality we have in the dump we have to be strict with these morons like elvis hitler/lesssexxxy

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
hey, i don't mind penis pics but this idiot keeps posting the same pics over and over again


after all the quality we have in the dump we have to be strict with these morons like elvis hitler/lesssexxxy

Looks like he's taking up residence in there too.

Better spray again.

[elvis hitler]

Originally posted by Katydid
Who else feels that Seshmeister's only reason for being in here is to post beastality porn, blaspheme religion with xxx porn, and cause dissention?

Who else feels that a competative website is behind it?

Who else also feels that $exxxy's raw offensive porn is a tool to disrupt the David Lee Roth Army by putting it in various threads opposed to porn to deliberately cause dissention?

That a competative website is behind it?

Who else has been singled out and brutally harrassed by these two?
this is a funny story it can't be real, can it?

[Unchainme]

Yeah! I'm sick of seshmeister's porn!

/seriously this thread is a laugh riot.

[hambon4lif]

Nobody voted "Include more church porn"?!?!??

That's the hottest kind!!

Honestly, WTF is wrong with you people?!?

[Ed Roth]

Guess who remembered his password?

That's right -- Big Daddy Ed Motherfuckin' Roth!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

welcome back

[Ed Roth]

Why is the poll closed? I wanted to vote, dammit!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

it is 7 yrs old

[hambon4lif]

Well then...it's almost time for re-election!

Do it for your country

Vote "Church Porn"

:thumb:

[Unchainme]

Let me be the, oh, I don't know, 400TH. person in here to tell you to go FUCK YOURSELF SILLY.

Seriously, bitch. Take a crucifix, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.

Imagine if we started a "WHO ELSE IS SICK OF KATYDID AND THUNDER" thread. Shit the fucking site would crash.

This site ISNT about you

NO ONE cares about you or your hillbilly issues in here.

YOU have brought EVERYTHING upon yourself.

Leave.

However, if you choose to stay, you will just be proving correct what Al, myself, Bill, and others have been saying for months..............

YOU SECRETLY LOVE THE PORN, FILTH, AND HEDONISM PERFORMED IN HERE. YOU'RE ACTUALLY A FUCKING SLUT. YOU DO DOGS. YOU EAT HUMAN SHIT AND LIKE IT.

that MUST be why you stay.

this.

[chefcraig]

Why is the poll closed? I wanted to vote, dammit!

It's been re-opened until sometime on 12-21-2012, or the end of the world according to what some would have you believe. If you'd like to vote now, have at it. :thumb:

[hambon4lif]

All the other options are affiliated with the evil bastards of the BCE.

TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK!!

Church Porn 2012!!

:usfl:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

church porn vs. clara the carrot......hmmmmmm

[FORD]

It's been re-opened until sometime on 12-21-2012, or the end of the world according to what some would have you believe. If you'd like to vote now, have at it. :thumb:

Actually that old fart Harold Camping said the Rapture was supposed to be TODAY.

Of course he was wrong the last time too, so I guess now it will be revised 6 months later again, like last time?

The Mayans could have called it right for all we know. If the 2012 elections go the wrong way, I'll certainly be praying they were. :headlights:

[DONNIEP]

Actually that old fart Harold Camping said the Rapture was supposed to be TODAY.

Of course he was wrong the last time too, so I guess now it will be revised 6 months later again, like last time?

The Mayans could have called it right for all we know. If the 2012 elections go the wrong way, I'll certainly be praying they were. :headlights:

Oh shit, I forgot about that! The day's not over yet - does this mean I shouldn't be drinking beer? 'Cause I've got like 8 more in the fridge that are calling my name.

:gulp:

[VanHalener]

Not sure how long it has been since I last took a glimpse of Sesh's pron posts, but I would bet a lot of those chicks had great legs. I am a leg man, to the grave!

Think I'll revive the leg thread.

[FORD]

Well, according to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, it's actually a good thing to have a few pints before you get beamed up. Muscle relaxant and all that.....

Besides, JC has been known to "turn water into beer" on occasion, as He told us in my Beercyclopedia thread.

[DONNIEP]

Well, according to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, it's actually a good thing to have a few pints before you get beamed up. Muscle relaxant and all that.....

Besides, JC has been known to "turn water into beer" on occasion, as He told us in my Beercyclopedia thread.

In that case Bottoms Up! I'll be the guy snoozing in the front of the bus, the one wearing a VH '82 tour shirt. Or if I'm wrong I'll be the one at front of the rug for the MCRTA. Cheers!

[ZahZoo]

Rapture come and gone again and I'm still here...

I hear they are rescheduling to the full moon next month... but here's the key. This will only occur if all of you believers send me all your material wealth. I promise it will be redistributed to you on the other side!!

[Satan]

Seriously, do any of you sinners still think your going "upstairs" at the end of the game. Not a chance! Into the Hellavator with all of you http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

[PETE'S BROTHER]

there is beer tho, right?

[hambon4lif]

Seriously, do any of you sinners still think your going "upstairs" at the end of the game.Never gave it any thought. I don't really give a shit where I end up.
As long as there's a Marshall stack and a pack of skanks, I'll be just fine.

[chefcraig]

Never gave it any thought. I don't really give a shit where I end up.
As long as there's a Marshall stack and a pack of skanks, I'll be just fine.

I'll take the skankazoids and pass on the Marshalls, thanks. With my luck, I'll be surrounded by a bunch of fumble-fingers trying vainly to play songs I've never heard of, or worse, tunes that I can almost recognize. In other words, hell would pretty much sound like Guitar Center on a Saturday morning.

[Satan]

there is beer tho, right?

Well, it IS Hell, so officially all we have is warm Coors Light on tap.

(But I don't drink that shit, so I keep a fully stocked cooler in my executive penthouse suite on the 666th floor of Beelzebub Towers. Just the good stuff there)

[ThrillsNSpills]

I'll take the skankazoids and pass on the Marshalls, thanks. With my luck, I'll be surrounded by a bunch of fumble-fingers trying vainly to play songs I've never heard of, or worse, tunes that I can almost recognize. In other words, hell would pretty much sound like Guitar Center on a Saturday morning.

Plenty of versions of hell on Youtube.
at least it's not simultaneous though.

[Satan]

I'll take the skankazoids and pass on the Marshalls, thanks. With my luck, I'll be surrounded by a bunch of fumble-fingers trying vainly to play songs I've never heard of, or worse, tunes that I can almost recognize. In other words, hell would pretty much sound like Guitar Center on a Saturday morning.

Well, yes, but the advantage to being in Hell is that the crappy musicians have all eternity to take lessons from the best players available. For example, Sid Vicious can actually play bass now, because Cliff Burton gave him lessons. He was really painful to listen to before then though http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

[ThrillsNSpills]

Sounds like Katy was enjoying the Sesh porn or how could she get sick of it.
Isn't that the implication?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

(But I don't drink that shit, so I keep a fully stocked cooler in my executive penthouse suite on the 666th floor of Beelzebub Towers. Just the good stuff there)


you share that with tit-head?

7571

[ThrillsNSpills]

Guess who remembered his password?

That's right -- Big Daddy Ed Motherfuckin' Roth!

Hitler av is a giveaway, grate find though on the password.

I'm sure Katydid cherishes her RothArmy experience and came through it a better person.
The spiral dogshit on the head has proven to be effective therapy after the traditional methods of verbal bashing had produced zero enlightenment.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Well, it IS Hell, so officially all we have is warm Coors Light on tap.


:puke: lmao that's eternal torment

[DONNIEP]

Well, it IS Hell, so officially all we have is warm Coors Light on tap.

(But I don't drink that shit, so I keep a fully stocked cooler in my executive penthouse suite on the 666th floor of Beelzebub Towers. Just the good stuff there)

Warm Coors Light AND my ex wife too???? Fuck this, I better straighten up!

[Unchainme]

Hitler av is a giveaway, grate find though on the password.

I'm sure Katydid cherishes her RothArmy experience and came through it a better person.
The spiral dogshit on the head has proven to be effective therapy after the traditional methods of verbal bashing had produced zero enlightenment.

come on flappo post some of the old popgear!

[fifth element]

LOL...never saw this thread before...

as a woman on the site, all i have to say is that this site is not for children, nor for the faint of heart...
not for those who go through life wearing kid gloves
in short, if you can't take it....well....
take the site out of your "favorites" and stop logging in every day...lol

[Seshmeister]

Just to clarify this little bit of board history as I don't think the stuff is there any more. At this time we had a mentally troubled middle aged woman posting huge bizarre sections of religious diatribe in all the threads saying how we were all damned and would burn in hell. Every day she was posting dozens of times, her only connection being that her surname was Roth, she had never heard any music. Although most of it ended up in the dump forum it started to get really pretty annoying. In an attempt to drive her off and in protest I posted some quite rude pictures with an erotic religious theme in her threads hoping that she would think they were so sinful and blasphemous that she would have to go away.

It didn't work.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Just to clarify this little bit of board history as I don't think the stuff is there any more. At this time we had a mentally troubled middle aged woman posting huge bizarre sections of religious diatribe in all the threads saying how we were all damned and would burn in hell. Every day she was posting dozens of times, her only connection being that her surname was Roth, she had never heard any music. Although most of it ended up in the dump forum it started to get really pretty annoying. In an attempt to drive her off and in protest I posted some quite rude pictures with an erotic religious theme in her threads hoping that she would think they were so sinful and blasphemous that she would have to go away.

It didn't work.

i'm sure it kept ima pus quite entertained tho :baaa:

[Seshmeister]

There are very candid pictures of some surprisingly attractive, flexible, very open minded nuns out there on the internet.

I assume they were real nuns...

[Nitro Express]

I like to bonk volleyball and basketball players myself but man, screwing the center of the college girls basketball team doggy style on a soft mattress is like doing the limbo.

[standin]

Hey, Nitro would know all about Church Porn. Mormons have to do it in the church sanctuary for their marriages to be official. :yo:

[Nitro Express]

Hey, Nitro would know all about Church Porn. Mormons have to do it in the church sanctuary for their marriages to be official. :yo:

You mean the temple? The most boring place on earth. I wish they fucked in there. It's kind of like an Occupy Wall Street thing. One person says something and the congregation repeats it. You put on funny clothes and do funny handshakes. Then you do some funny handshakes through a curtain and go into a big fancy room that looks like a hotel lobby and that is supposed to be what heaven is like and the reward for memorizing the phrases you had to repeat and the funny handshakes.

If you get married your wife has to give the phrases and funny hand shakes to you and then you open the curtain for her. Then you have to go out for photos, then you have to do a luncheon, then you have to have a reception, and by the time all that shit is over and you lose the relatives that are following you and you get to the hotel and if nobody is knocking on the door, you might be able to do some fucking.

[Sensible Shoes]

LOL...never saw this thread before...

as a woman on the site, all i have to say is that this site is not for children, nor for the faint of heart...
not for those who go through life wearing kid gloves
in short, if you can't take it....well....
take the site out of your "favorites" and stop logging in every day...lol


I CAN'T TAKE IT - I CAN'T TAKE IT - where are my kid gloves?????? ARRRRGH

[hambon4lif]

I see "Church Porn" has a few more votes and is gaining steam. Nice! :thumb:

Although the media may have complete and total control in deciding who our President is, it's "WE THE PEOPLE" who can be heard, and make a real difference in this poll.

You don't honestly believe that confession booths were built for people to 'talk' in, do ya? Me neither.

Can you honestly think of anything more erotic than screwing in the House of God? Again, me neither.

We must not, under any circumstances whatsoever, let the terrorists win.
We must, for the sake of all mankind, cast a most important vote that will lift the entire human race out of the darkness of hypocrisy, and closer to the truth.
It is then, and only then, that we will truly see the light.

You have the power, and your very destiny is in your vote......make it count!

Church Porn



**my name is hambon4lif, and I approve this message**

[Kristy]

At this time we had a mentally troubled middle aged woman posting huge bizarre sections of religious diatribe in all the threads saying how we were all damned and would burn in hell. Every day she was posting dozens of times, her only connection being that her surname was Roth, she had never heard any music.

Great. My mother has been here.

[Seshmeister]

Hah.

You have no idea how bad this woman was.

[Kristy]

I can guess. Sounds exactly like her. Apparently, I'm going to hell for not being a nun or having children by the time I turn thirty. I just get a headache anymore from trying to figure out that irony.

[Satan]

Apparently, I'm going to hell for not being a nun or having children by the time I turn thirty.

You say that like it's a bad thing? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

[Kristy]

No, not at all. I'll be in good company. Me, Sammy, Castro, the entire cast from Glee, Carrie Underwood, Nigel from Spinal Tap, the creepy looking dude from Men Without Hats. I mean, come on, whoever wrote this has to be close to what the Anti-Christ might be.

[Satan]

Carrie Underwood is absolutely NOT allowed in Hell! It's bad enough that she's named after my favorite ham-based sandwich spread.....

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1290151602796&id=4cdfee21f17e5be7f65b4faa1d312e83&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.britishfoodinamerica.com%2fim ages%2feditorial%2fOctober-Vincent-Price-and-Devils%2funderwood-can.jpg

[Little Texan]

LOL...never saw this thread before...

as a woman on the site, all i have to say is that this site is not for children, nor for the faint of heart...
not for those who go through life wearing kid gloves
in short, if you can't take it....well....
take the site out of your "favorites" and stop logging in every day...lol

There are more than a few over the years that have figured that out the hard way, trust me. If you don't have a thick skin and can't roll with the punches, then this is not the place for you.

[Little Texan]

Carrie Underwood is absolutely NOT allowed in Hell! It's bad enough that she's named after my favorite ham-based sandwich spread.....

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1290151602796&id=4cdfee21f17e5be7f65b4faa1d312e83&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.britishfoodinamerica.com%2fim ages%2feditorial%2fOctober-Vincent-Price-and-Devils%2funderwood-can.jpg

I've never tried that before...is it like potted meat?

[Little Texan]

I can guess. Sounds exactly like her. Apparently, I'm going to hell for not being a nun or having children by the time I turn thirty. I just get a headache anymore from trying to figure out that irony.

From what I've observed over the years, hell IS having children.

I don't have any, nor do I ever plan on having any, on purpose anyway.

[Blaze]

You mean the temple? The most boring place on earth. I wish they fucked in there. It's kind of like an Occupy Wall Street thing. One person says something and the congregation repeats it. You put on funny clothes and do funny handshakes. Then you do some funny handshakes through a curtain and go into a big fancy room that looks like a hotel lobby and that is supposed to be what heaven is like and the reward for memorizing the phrases you had to repeat and the funny handshakes.

If you get married your wife has to give the phrases and funny hand shakes to you and then you open the curtain for her. Then you have to go out for photos, then you have to do a luncheon, then you have to have a reception, and by the time all that shit is over and you lose the relatives that are following you and you get to the hotel and if nobody is knocking on the door, you might be able to do some fucking.

What?! That was one draw of the Mormons! I would love to consummate in a temple! That is hot!

[Blaze]

From what I've observed over the years, hell IS having children.

Depends on the function of the family. :bolt:

[Satan]

I've never tried that before...is it like potted meat?

Chopped ham with spices, I guess. I don't actually eat the shit, I just endorse it with my picture on the label.

[Nitro Express]

What?! That was one draw of the Mormons! I would love to consummate in a temple! That is hot!

Sorry. It doesn't happen. In fact the men sit on one side of the room and the women sit on the other. The marriages are real simple affairs and not that much different than a civil wedding other than the bride and groom kneel at an alter.

It's pretty much reformed masonic rituals. Everyone wears aprons like the masons do. The symbolism is similar and the handshakes are almost exactly the same. Joseph Smith basically borrowed from the masons Swedenborg, and a book called View to the Hebrews and cooked up a new religion. The temple used to originally be a meeting house, church offices, and a school during the week. Then Joseph Smith became a mason and he started a new inner circle society so they could justify plural marriage using Abraham to justify it. So the temple became secret to hide that activity.

[Hardrock69]

Funny this thread was resurrected. Thanks Craig for opening up the voting.
I of course voted for more Church pR0n.

I admit, I did have fun creating some of the imagery to throw at the troll.

Kristy, you really had to be there to witness this waste of space.

Some of her meandering posts went on page after page after page......not only Bible crap, but psychopathic bullshit about her family and how fucked up it was.....

At one point we agreed that her coming back here day after day in order to suffer torment at our hands was as if we had a rabid, enraged animal trapped in a cage, and we were taking turns poking it with a stick, lol.

Which reminds me of this Far Side cartoon....one of my favorites....

[Seshmeister]

I can guess. Sounds exactly like her. Apparently, I'm going to hell for not being a nun or having children by the time I turn thirty. I just get a headache anymore from trying to figure out that irony.

How would she feel about you dressing up as a nun and having some candid photos taken...? :)

[Hardrock69]

I know how I would feel. :D

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I know how I would feel. :D

you would look silly as a nun

[Hardrock69]

No. I know how I would feel if Kristy dressed up as a nun and had "candid" photos taken of her. :D

[PETE'S BROTHER]

:thumb:

[WARF]

This is a classic!

[Hardrock69]

Heh....some posts are alright for bringing back from the dead. This is one of them.

[ZahZoo]

Appears I voted on this but forget which way...

[envy_me]

Where is that porn? I look and I look but I can't find :D

[Sensible Shoes]

I read 3 pages of this shit and I am busting a gut laughing. I wasn't around for much more than the very end of Katy - a few resurrections shall we say! SHE ACTUALLY SAYS "DANG"!

[envy_me]

I am both laughing and think that it's kind of tragic :-/
It's not her fault that she's stupid, she's born that way, but can't she just stay passive and shut up. Just let people be. Damn this good heart of mine, feeling empathy for everyone :-(

[Sensible Shoes]

Yeah Envy, but after YEARS of this shit, she made no move to go away. You CAN'T feel sorry for that. Or she was a troll, which is still a matter of speculation.

[envy_me]

Yeah Envy, but after YEARS of this shit, she made no move to go away. You CAN'T feel sorry for that. Or she was a troll, which is still a matter of speculation.


And I see that she wasn't even a fan of Dave. Wtf??? Some people just have too much time on their hands. Is there no institution that would have her??

[DONNIEP]

I didn't post here back then but I would lurk around and watch her get her ass handed to her constantly. She reminded me of one of those girls who cuts herself - you know it hurts like hell but it definitely gets you attention.

[envy_me]

I never cut myself in my youth, but I did other stuff. For me it was about the emotional pain being unbearable. It helpd to bring in the physical pain just as a distraction and it's much easier to handle then the emotional pain.
But i guess there are people who do it for attention as well. I get what you're saying :-)

[DONNIEP]

I never cut myself in my youth, but I did other stuff. For me it was about the emotional pain being unbearable. It helpd to bring in the physical pain just as a distraction and it's much easier to handle then the emotional pain.
But i guess there are people who do it for attention as well. I get what you're saying :-)

You are a mess - and I say that as a friend :biggrin: I suggest you turn to booze - its way more fun :gulp:

[envy_me]

You are a mess - and I say that as a friend :biggrin: I suggest you turn to booze - its way more fun :gulp:

Haha, this was when I was a teenager :D I am a sorted mess now :-)

[Dave's Bitch]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sometimes-i-get-sad.jpg

[vandeleur]

Appears I voted on this but forget which way...

I used a couple of aliases in the past and due to no longer having the email account had to change in the early days there was a porn thread . or am i getting mixed up with DDLR ??

[Nickdfresh]

Sesh, you porn-posting bastard you! ;)

[Nickdfresh]

My husband respected me and treated me like a lady all the 25 years we were married. His hateful attitude and cursing me was what ended our marriage.

Holy shit was this broad whacked!

[Hardrock69]

So in her mind, hatefulness and cursing = respect and being treated like a lady.

Figures. She is the single most deranged person who has ever been here.

Other trolls may have been big on hating everyone or everything, but most of them had most of their ducks in a row.

None of them were as out there in the derangement department as Katydid.

[Sensible Shoes]

Didn't she claim her last name was Roth and that's why she was here?

[Angel]

Didn't she claim her last name was Roth and that's why she was here?

Yup sure did

[Dave's Bitch]

I for one am sick of Seshmeister and $exxxy's porn :)

[Seshmeister]

Didn't she claim her last name was Roth and that's why she was here?

Yes and it was.

She does/did exist.

[Igosplut]

And still does. Hitch can hook ya up if anybodys interested

[Seshmeister]

I'm not.

She's just about the only person I have ever tried to run off this board, now she isn't here then I have no interest.

[Igosplut]

So ya didn't un-ban her? (thats a good thing)

[Hardrock69]

The last thing we need is that insane bitch coming here again...

[VetteLS5]

The last thing we need is that insane bitch coming here again...


She is the single most deranged person who has ever been here

Man, what took you so long to get to this realization? Wait... maybe we're not talking about the same person I guess?

[Igosplut]

Ya know, looking at your username brought me back. i had a LS5 (doubt most here know what that is) 454 in a 4WD pickup years back. It'd split the trans (turbo 350) sprag in second if I let it shift under full throttle...

[VetteLS5]

Ya know, looking at your username brought me back. i had a LS5 (doubt most here know what that is) 454 in a 4WD pickup years back. It'd split the trans (turbo 350) sprag in second if I let it shift under full throttle...

Bought mine in 1994, and since have done a pretty good body-on resto to factory specs. 1970, marlboro maroon with black interior coupe. 454/390 with 4 speed and a/c. Matching numbers engine, trans, intake, exhaust. Tank sticker (which disintegrated when the tank was removed). Protecto-plate and original keys. 3rd owner. 77,000 miles.

[Igosplut]

Like the 69-70 stuff. Done a lot of work over the years on Vetts, mostly 67 435 cars. Have one here i've been working on for 30+ years, putting a set of aluminum 842s (yes, wrong year) with a close date code 351 block...

[Terry]

Just to clarify this little bit of board history as I don't think the stuff is there any more. At this time we had a mentally troubled middle aged woman posting huge bizarre sections of religious diatribe in all the threads saying how we were all damned and would burn in hell. Every day she was posting dozens of times, her only connection being that her surname was Roth, she had never heard any music. Although most of it ended up in the dump forum it started to get really pretty annoying. In an attempt to drive her off and in protest I posted some quite rude pictures with an erotic religious theme in her threads hoping that she would think they were so sinful and blasphemous that she would have to go away.

It didn't work.

Now THAT woman was a memorable troll.