The Asshole Pen

[SoCalChelle]

Just so you know, this thread is a direct rip-off of The Sheep Pen (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8351) in the Main DLR/VH forum. But I'm altering it slightly to suit my purpose.

Any site of this magnitude is bound to attract more than its fair share of Assholes....those individuals whose personalities are defined by anger, hatefulness, spite and sometimes just plain old-fashioned stupidity. They follow people from thread to thread, insulting them and calling them names that have no basis in reality. They ruin thread after thread with their vile and heinous comments. They turn intelligent conversations into ranting, incoherent flame wars. If no corrective measures are taken, these heartless bastards will chase away all the decent people and take over the site.

The prime example of "Asshole" would be none other than our very own, much banned, Joe Thunder aka JT aka LP. If you've done much reading here at all, you know exactly who I'm talking about and understand completely. If you're unfamiliar with this jerk, just do a search on here for his previous posts and you'll quickly get an idea of what I mean. I believe he's currently banned (again), so he does not qualify for inclusion here, but other shining examples of assholedness still abound.

To be included here, said Asshole must be a current, active member of this site. They must have proven their assholishness over a period of time, and there must be sufficient evidence to this effect. Feel free to quote them extensively in order to prove your point. Now, I'm not talking about the unintentional sticking-your-foot-in-your-mouth kind of comments we all make on occasion. I'm talking about repeat offenders here. Oh, and by the way, I know what you're thinking but females are exempt from inclusion into the Asshole Pen. You wanna do that, you'll have to start a Cunt Pen or something. My pen, my rules, too bad :p

The purpose of this thread is so that we have a place to corral these losers and parade them around for the enjoyment of all.

So feel free to share YOUR Asshole with the rest of us. Tell us his story. Explain what this Asshole has done to you, or others. Let us all join in the public flogging.

:D

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
So feel free to share YOUR Asshole with the rest of us.
:D

Classic!!!!:D :D :D

[SoCalChelle]

Yeah, I cracked myself up writing that one. ;)

[pete]

Originally posted by Elvis
This thread is gay

[SoCalChelle]

Pete, are you nominating Elvis? ;)

[LoungeMachine]

Frankly, why not just call this thread WTF....Let's have a Joe Thunder Thread

Assholes come in many shapes, sizes, and colors. Joe should know, it's his living.

Joe studies assholes, lives and breathes them, and wants to be their King.

Remember, when you thnk of assholes, the name to know is Joe Thunder

[pete]

He's not an asshole!!!

He needs to renew his prescription.

Viva Las Drujas!!!!

[SoCalChelle]

I think John Holmes is also MORE than qualified for induction here, but I'll let LMS nominate him. After all, he is her Asshole. ;)

[Lou]

What's wrong with John Holmes? He's an insightful DLR-fan.

[SoCalChelle]

Check out the Wolfie thread.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Check out the Wolfie thread.

which one? He's been making them like crazy lately

[Reverberator]

What is an asshole pen ? Is it a new invention that takes the sole purpose of the humble Bic away , and classes a perfectly functional and useful writing implement into a source of sexual arousement ?

And , is a asshole thread the designed means of extracting the asshole pen when it is in the position of arousement , therefore being able to be used in the future if one needs to regain that pleasure , prey tell ?

I am sure that Mr Bic is spinning in his washing machine as we speak . :)

[seenbad]

I'm shocked and appalled that I'm not even mentioned once after 11 replies. What the fuck kind of stupid hen brain thread is this anyways?

I nominate Chelle as the first asshole for even starting this thread. I've got plenty of asshole comments from her that are easily referenceable over the years.

fuckin asshole. :)

[Igosplut]

HA! :)

[Ally_Kat]

Did Holmes just IM me? I have this guy who keeps askign me if i speak Italian and then asking me to suck his cock over and over. Then he told me, "fuck Americans". He seems to know me, too.

As Elvis would say, hmmmmm

[MAX]

I'd like to be the first to nominate myself, here's why and a little ditty about me.


Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped People, make handicapped faces,

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear Fucking Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole,
And it turns out it was him,
What an Asshole

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE

I'm an asshole, and I'm Proud of it!

Therefore, I would gladly accept your nomination for the first asshole.

[MAX]

Seenbad goes in ONLY if I can be his running mate!!!!

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Seenbad goes in ONLY if I can be his running mate!!!!

So Max,does that mean your going to be The" Ring" leader then?

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by seenbad
I'm shocked and appalled that I'm not even mentioned once after 11 replies. What the fuck kind of stupid hen brain thread is this anyways?

I nominate Chelle as the first asshole for even starting this thread. I've got plenty of asshole comments from her that are easily referenceable over the years.

fuckin asshole. :)

LOL!!

[SoCalChelle]

No, you're right seenbad....I was neglectful to have not included you. Congratulations, you are the first official inductee into the Asshole Pen. You've proved your assholishness by not even reading the rules of the thread and noticing that females are not eligible for induction. :p

[DaveIsKing]

DaveIsKing doesn't want to be an asshole, because some queer might try to fuck me. :D

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
No, you're right seenbad....I was neglectful to have not included you. Congratulations, you are the first official inductee into the Asshole Pen. You've proved your assholishness by not even reading the rules of the thread and noticing that females are not eligible for induction. :p

Okay, I guess I need to start the "Cunt Pen" then ;)

[Carmine]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
So feel free to share YOUR Asshole with the rest of us. Let us all join in the public flogging.:D

this sounds, ummm well, interesting.

[DaveIsKing]

Let's start the "Queer Pen".

[lms2]

I can't nominate John Holmes because he has gotten tired of me...

Can't think of anyone else I want to nominate right at the moment either. Well, okay, I have a boss at work but he doesn't post here, OR DOES HE?

Lots of people have been stopping by to view the assholes though.

Voyers all of you, Sick peoples.

Have a great weekend.

[SoCalChelle]

LOL@Max's poem :)


Originally posted by lms2
I can't nominate John Holmes because he has gotten tired of me...


You say that like it's a bad thing...

[ZahZoo]

I don't believe I'll share my asshole with y'all today...

[lms2]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
LOL@Max's poem :)



You say that like it's a bad thing...

Well, not really, but you know. I was kind of hoping for a truce wherein we either ended up friends, or agreed to disagree and stay the hell away from each other. He is such a game player. Now I have to wait for the other shoe to fall. Is this the calm before the storm?

Ally, he does need a new playmate.

[Northern Girl]

Huge asshole :D

[lms2]

Northern Girl....I am surprised at you. That is funny though. LMAO.
I hope that is just drawn on.

[Northern Girl]

Why are you surprised?

[lms2]

LOL. I was kidding. I guess I shouldn't be surprised by anything.

[Northern Girl]

OK. Don't really come here enough to have people think they know me. Just curious what you were thinking. Never assume. Especially in a situation like this. Can we really know anyone?

[ALinChainz]

Damn, wrong forum.

Now I'm an asshole.

oops.

[lms2]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
OK. Don't really come here enough to have people think they know me. Just curious what you were thinking. Never assume. Especially in a situation like this. Can we really know anyone?

Okay, really, it was because in your picture, you look like a really nice girl... but you are right, we should never ASS U ME anything about anyone. I haven't posted with you enough to know what you are like. I have a few pics that make me look angelic, but I have a mouth like a toilet, and a twisted sense of humor... I just had to open my big mouth and insert my even bigger foot cause it is a really bad habit of mine. I thought the pic was cute.

[MAX]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
LOL@Max's poem

It's actually a song by Dennis Leary but thanks. :)

Now back to business, I wanna be in the asshole pen. PLEEEEEEEASE? :D

I've been called one thousands of times in my lifetime, does that count?

[lms2]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Damn, wrong forum.

Now I'm an asshole.

oops.

All, Al, you have always been an asshole, now you are just out of the closet. Better to be a poster than a lurker in a pen like this.

Max, I will speak to Chelle for you on this, but I don't know. Not just anyone can be an asshole.

[MAX]

Originally posted by lms2
Max, I will speak to Chelle for you on this, but I don't know. Not just anyone can be an asshole.

Ok, I just gave you a five star vote. Don't let me down. ;)

[lms2]

Back at ya. Ha, and I am number 50.

[MAX]

SWEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[MAX]

Why don't you have an avatar?

[lms2]

Here I go throwing my considerable weight around.

Chelle, I hereby nominate MAX to be the first asshole is this thread. He has earned 50 votes by showing his asnineness on this site for 249 days, and he's from Utah. What do ya think? Is that assy enough for you? Besides, he has the persistence of a real regular asshole. He has just been being good cause he knows Santa's watching. I think he really wants the honor of picking the next asshole... ;)

[lms2]

I have had a few. Its kind of a long story. What do you think I should use for my avatar?

[MAX]

LMAO!!!!!


Thanks for the nomination!!!!!

I proudly accept it and will continue and strive on a daily basis to be the biggest asshole on this board. :D

Avatar question? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............................

It has to reflect your personality. Give me a few ideas and I'll go shopping. :)

[lms2]

Let me think on that one.

[SoCalChelle]

Actually, seenbad has already been named the first Asshole in this thread. I really don't know that Max qualifies. After all, he said "Please" when he asked to be put in here. He's too polite to be an Asshole, IMO. ;)

[MAX]

Damn you Chelle!!!!

To think that I just gave you a five star vote as well.

[SoCalChelle]

LOL :D

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Damn, wrong forum.

Now I'm an asshole.

oops.

Al has my vote.

[SoCalChelle]

Who asked you? The only reason you aren't the overwhelming winner in this category is that you are female.

[MAX]

Are you sure it's female? :confused:

[SoCalChelle]

Pretty sure...I've seen what is allegedly her picture.

So tell me, Max, why do you think you deserve to be in the Pen?

[MAX]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
So tell me, Max, why do you think you deserve to be in the Pen?

LOL! I already posted the song and that pretty much sums me up as a person to a "T." :)

[SoCalChelle]

I just don't know, dude. I think you're far too amusing and polite to be a true Asshole. Keep practicing though, and take lessons from your buddy seenbad....you'll get the hang of it eventually. ;)

[MAX]

That hurts. ;)

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by MAX
That hurts. ;)

See? That PROVES you're not an Asshole. Assholes don't have feelings. ;)

[MAX]

Damn!!!!! I fucked up again!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I am an asshole though, seriously. :)

[SoCalChelle]

LMAO

picturing Max scowling and stamping his feet while squealing "I am TOO an ASSHOLE! I AM! I AM!"

[MAX]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

It's true!!!! lol.

[freak]

*Puts on thinking cap*

*Tries to come up with suitable qualifications for asshole-dom as he feels left out because no-one has called him an asshole yet (on this board, anyway)*

Oh, I got it!!!!
I am a registered Republican

*That should garner a few asshole votes!*

I am also an atheist!

*Thereby making certain that fellow Republicans will call me an asshole too*

Perfect asshole qualifications and I didn't even have to stretch the truth at all!

*Spikes the ball and does victory dance*

[SoCalChelle]

LMAO@all the guys who WANT to be Assholes. I didn't envision this possiblity at all. :D

[HELLVIS]

Max, you be a Denis Leary fan too eh ?

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Did Holmes just IM me? I have this guy who keeps askign me if i speak Italian and then asking me to suck his cock over and over. Then he told me, "fuck Americans". He seems to know me, too.

As Elvis would say, hmmmmm

LOL, I don't know HOW I missed this when it was originally posted. Is he still IMing you? *rofl*

[Ally_Kat]

nawh. No more Italian lessons for me.

[Ally_Kat]

Can we put in Phil? Apparently now he's made some thread about how I'm a manhunter. And let us not forget his speech on how I am a traitor to my country because I don't believe in his chicken-little revolution and how I'm stupid for my age, so stupid it alarms him.

[SoCalChelle]

If he's picking on YOU, he's definitely a contender. Got links to any threads you'd like to use as evidence?

[Ally_Kat]

Sure do.

There's this (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9624) thread and there's this (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=187318#post187318) thread and there's this (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9492) thread.

That last thread is a lil long so I'll direct you to this (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=179348#post179348) post and this (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=180912#post180912) post. This (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=181763#post181763) post has got to be my favorite though

[Ally_Kat]

I dont even know WTF this (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=191116#post191116) thread is suppose to be about

[DeadOrAlive]

Originally posted by MAX
I'd like to be the first to nominate myself, here's why and a little ditty about me.


Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped People, make handicapped faces,

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear Fucking Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole,
And it turns out it was him,
What an Asshole

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE

I'm an asshole, and I'm Proud of it!

Therefore, I would gladly accept your nomination for the first asshole.

That's a song that Dennis Leary made. Pretty funny song too.

[lms2]

Sorry Max, but surely you can see the competition you are up against here. :(

[Sammy Who??]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Okay, I guess I need to start the "Cunt Pen" then ;)

good call this fucking broad (SoCalChelle) is a sheep and a cunt

[lms2]

Just out of curiosity, what has she done to make you say so?

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Sure do.

There's this (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9624) thread and there's this (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=187318#post187318) thread and there's this (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9492) thread.

That last thread is a lil long so I'll direct you to this (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=179348#post179348) post and this (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=180912#post180912) post. This (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=181763#post181763) post has got to be my favorite though

When I first started reading those, I wasn't sure if you were nominating Phil or Marlowe ;) I didn't read the entire threads, but I gather this guy talks down to you and says you're on your period every time you disagree with him. And that man eater thread....I think it's based on that 80's song "Man Eater" by Hall & Oates. Not sure if that's to be taken as an insult or not. Phil mentioned Viet Nam a couple times. Is it possible he's still just a tad whacked out? There are also a few posts that make me think he's another Flappo alias. Either way, definitely Asshole material.

Thank you, Ally, for showing us your Asshole :)

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by lms2
Okay, really, it was because in your picture, you look like a really nice girl... but you are right, we should never ASS U ME anything about anyone. I haven't posted with you enough to know what you are like. I have a few pics that make me look angelic, but I have a mouth like a toilet, and a twisted sense of humor... I just had to open my big mouth and insert my even bigger foot cause it is a really bad habit of mine. I thought the pic was cute.


:) Yeah, you're right. Who am I trying to kid? I'm probably the nicest person you could ever hope to meet. Too bad, nice girls finish last. Actually I thought the cow pic was funny and fit in with the topic. That's all. I wasn't nominating myself.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Sammy Who??
good call this fucking broad (SoCalChelle) is a sheep and a cunt

Keep working on it...you're getting closer and closer to nomination with each post.

[SoCalChelle]

Ok, so far we have seenbad and Phil the Stalker inducted.

And Sammy Who is nominated, but still proving himself.

Any other nominees?

[lms2]

Is Sammy Who still working on it in light of what happened yesterday?

[SoCalChelle]

Quite a reversal there, eh? I'm not quite sure what to think about him anymore...By the way, where did that thread go?

[lms2]

Hitch World. Can you believe that?

[SoCalChelle]

Ah, ok...that makes sense. I guess hitchworld is kind of the dumping ground for stupid threads.

[Bob_R]

This thread belongs in Hitchworld as well.

[lms2]

Lucky for you you were already in the pen when you said that. That could be grounds for nomination... ;) :D

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by lms2
Lucky for you you were already in the pen when you said that. That could be grounds for nomination... ;) :D

What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not in the Asshole Pen jackass!

It's just some stupid thing that you and SoCalChelle have made up because the guys did the Sheep Pen. I guess you have to have equal rights or something.

I think Bill Lumbergh said it "There should be a Cunt Pen!" ;)

[SoCalChelle]

Actually, I think I was the first to suggest the Cunt Pen. Feel free to start one though....nothing saying we have to read it. Just like you don't have to read this one if you such a problem with it.

[Rebel]

Originally posted by MAX
I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an asshole


So your that sumbitch. I swear, I get so pissed. The best part is, I'm the one who risks the ticket by driving in the car pool lane to get around you fools. Yea, next time you see a big Dodge flashing his lights, pull over, I dare ya!!!!! :D

[lms2]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not in the Asshole Pen jackass!


If you are not in the asshole pen, then where are you? :p

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rebel
So your that sumbitch. I swear, I get so pissed. The best part is, I'm the one who risks the ticket by driving in the car pool lane to get around you fools. Yea, next time you see a big Dodge flashing his lights, pull over, I dare ya!!!!! :D


LMAO!!!!!


Sorry (Even though it's Dennis Leary) the only time that happens is when I let my son Theodore take the wheel of my CHEVROLET!!!!! LOL!!!

[Rebel]

LOL! If he's driving, I'm just glad he picks a lane, whichever one it is :D

[SoCalChelle]

There's a user online right now named Harry McAsshole! LMFAO! :lol: :asshole:

[classicdude]

.....can't believe there haven't been any bunghole pix posted yet.....

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Actually, I think I was the first to suggest the Cunt Pen. Feel free to start one though....nothing saying we have to read it. Just like you don't have to read this one if you such a problem with it.

No problem with it. Just realized what lms2 meant. She was being facteious (sp?). Anyone that posts here is 'in' the pen. Get it.

[lms2]

LOL. I have those days too. :D

[Steve Savicki]

Gentlemen,

I believe an a-hole is someone who's been banned here. I don't know who, but I think the only confirmed a-hole is Alvin One Voice.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
only confirmed a-hole is Alvin One Voice.

Who is that?

[lms2]

Hey Chelle, hows it going? Do you think this pen has helped? I notice your support group has gone dormant as well. Things going better?

[SoCalChelle]

Yeah, I guess the Pen has served its purpose. But we'll know where it is if we need it later ;)

[lms2]

Thats a fact.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Actually, I think I was the first to suggest the Cunt Pen. Feel free to start one though....nothing saying we have to read it. Just like you don't have to read this one if you such a problem with it.

Don't take credit for my ideas! No goddamn fucking goddamn way bitch...........;)

[lms2]

I notice you haven't started one though... :angel:

[SoCalChelle]

And I quote from my first post in this thread:


Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Oh, and by the way, I know what you're thinking but females are exempt from inclusion into the Asshole Pen. You wanna do that, you'll have to start a Cunt Pen or something. My pen, my rules, too bad :p

So there :p

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
And I quote from my first post in this thread:



So there :p

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Fuck, I guess I missed that. DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Now you ruined my whole month, I thought I was so original. Now, I don't know where my life goes from here..........;)

[SoCalChelle]

LOL :D

[Fabulous Shadow]

So have you inducted anyone yet?

[SoCalChelle]

Yep, seenbad :)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Sheese... To him that's a compliment! I bet he was honored! LOL

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Sheese... To him that's a compliment! I bet he was honored! LOL

Funny, I thought you were "cool" with Seen now, huh?

[Fabulous Shadow]

Are you following me?
And if YOU know seen you'd know that he STRIVES to be an asshole! Being officially named one will be an honor to him! FUCKER! ;)

[SoCalChelle]

Actually, seenbad seemed offended that he wasn't immediately nominated. ;)

Rikk, can you do me a favor and not drag this fight into this thread too? If you want me to stay out of your fight, keep your fight away from me.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Who asked you? The only reason you aren't the overwhelming winner in this category is that you are female.

Actually I was runner up in the Wall about a year ago. But they let Joe Blunder win. I think it was a bought off deal. That's why I'm electing AL...He's jealous because he got no votes???(Rolls eyes)

[SoCalChelle]

blah blah blah

[lms2]

So what is up with Rikk and Fab?

[Big Troubles]

dont forget to throw Flappo's name this way. :D

[lms2]

Flappo ain't an asshole, he's just a little weird. You have to work hard to get in the pen.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not in the Asshole Pen jackass!

It's just some stupid thing that you and SoCalChelle have made up because the guys did the Sheep Pen. I guess you have to have equal rights or something.

I think Bill Lumbergh said it "There should be a Cunt Pen!" ;)

Put Bill Lumbergh's Limbbergher cheese ass in here too. And Pete, with his death threats, and Seshmeister for his beastality porn, and $exxxy for his vulgar porn and hexxxes. And Warf for his dominatrix posts with blindfolded women and filth written on them. ALL ASSHOLES.

[lms2]

Ah Katy embrace the forgiveness god placed in your heart and let it flow. The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay, love isn't love till you give it away. :D

Wasn't it the good lord who said judge not lest ye also be judged. Didn't he also say let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Was it not the good lord who created us with free will because he wanted us to each think and feel and be different. God wants only those followers who choose to follow him. Letting your hatred fill your heart is a sin against god.

[Bill Lumbergh]

"That's right you're all filth in here. Porn pictures with dildos being shoved up raccoons asses, trannies being molested with Ajax, cocks being run over by mack trucks..........shit maybe there is a reason I'm here. I'm getting kinda HOT here........oh oops I mean you sinners are going to hell!"

[Big Troubles]

what about me? I like fisting small babies and drinking goats blood. :D

spaz.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by lms2
Flappo ain't an asshole, he's just a little weird. You have to work hard to get in the pen.

:rofl: no no...seriously... :lol:

[Big Troubles]

I think Flappo is an asshole. But I also think Flappo will tell you he is. Everything is opposite in Flappo land. Crazy bastards on that side of the site. I still think he just needs a good strong warm hug. :D

[lms2]

I tried being nice to them but they called me a wanker.

[Big Troubles]

LOL you got off lucky. lets go poke around and see what crazy bastard is lurking there this eve. :D

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Hey everyone, Big Troubles here. In between my duties as roadie for Van Hagar and a waiter at Antoine's Bar(males only), It's hard to find the time to pick up hot bitches. However, I'd like to extend a big thank you to Katydid for coming into my life via this site. Let me tell you, she knows what she's doing in the ol' bedroom. And I'm not talking about playin' Nintendo(though trust me, the hag can handle a joystick). Hold on, my limited edition "Marching to Mars" cd just arrived...be back in a few"

[Big Troubles]

LOL, awe Bill....why can't this be love? I dont understand the hatred. When will I know when it's love? Is it gonna last forever? One day you are nice to me and the next you got me all fired up. You make me wanna stand on top of the world and scream! I tell ya though buddy. Lately Im feeling like kicking your ass, and I will turn ya black and blue buddy. Good enough?! Just wait man. The year is almost over and one of the summer nights, I'll take you down! So what do you think? Gonna finish what ya started? Gonna turn me inside out? :D

[Big Troubles]

kiss my arse.

[lms2]

You guys. Take it to the dump! Then I will check on you later and see how mean they were to you. Right Now, duty calls.

See Ya.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Dude, don't tell me what love can do! It's about time for a beat down........5150 style. Yeah it Feels so good, like summer nights, eh?! Meet me in Amsterdam, I'll be the one who's strung out. Got that?

[Big Troubles]

LMAO!

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Hi BT........we've been waiting for you........put the Sammy blow up doll down and get over here! Oh, it looks like you've already...uh........bye now........" ;)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Thing about the asshole pen is that MOST of the guys here will consider it an honor!

[Big Troubles]

:D Nice pic Bill. Whats this thread about again? Oh I know. "It's 5150 time!!!!" LOL

[MAX]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
"It's 5150 time!!!!"


That's it..........

YOU ARE FUCKING BANNED!!!!!!!! :p

BTW. I've asked it at the links and I've NEVER, EVER received a straight answer. What in the fuck is "5150 Time?"

[SoCalChelle]

5150 is California police code for insane.

So when Sammy yells, "It's 5150 time!" you're supposed to like, go crazy and shit.

*don't ask me why I know that*

[lms2]

I have posted the answer to that question on this site before and I got one ????????? and then the thread died.

[SoCalChelle]

Yeah, I probably just killed this thread too. LOL :)

[MAX]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
5150 is California police code for insane.

So when Sammy yells, "It's 5150 time!" you're supposed to like, go crazy and shit.

*don't ask me why I know that*


Seriously, I'm well aware of all of that stuff but when I saw Van Hagar (Yes, I did actually waste money on them twice in my teens) in '86, Spammy blithered that drivel before they played the song "5150." It kind of made sense? However, they no longer play that song and sheep are always announcing "It's 5150 Time?" Maybe it's some gay, idiotic ritual they do before a show? I dunno?

[lms2]

Maybe for the band it has some deep meaning that the fans know nothing about.... but that fact that the fans continue to chant this drivel only proves that there theory is right.

It means there are some crazy ass mo fo's out there tonight.

[MAX]

Originally posted by lms2
It means there are some crazy ass mo fo's out there tonight.

Crazy is right. Why shell out that kind of money when you can watch McDonalds commercials for free? Plus, the jingles are a lot better than the crap Van Hagar plays. :p

[freak]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
5150 is California police code for insane.

So when Sammy yells, "It's 5150 time!" you're supposed to like, go crazy and shit.

*don't ask me why I know that*

*Arches eyebrow*

"Lucy, you got some esplainin to do"

[SoCalChelle]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[LadyTudor2711]

I nominate Holmes. He would be the best choice, but that is exactly what he wants. I just gave up with his rants, he does not make sense. He comes up with the most infantile posts, first it was amusing, but it is just boring and mean.

The Wolfie post is just an example. All he does is slam and bash, in his own mind he believes himself to be demeaning and superior toward others; especially towards women. He couldn't be farther off base, my friend and I had a good chuckle after reading his mindless drivel.

LT

[lms2]

Sorry, I respectfully disagree with your nomination. And if you read this thread's beginnings, I think Chelle was hoping I would nominate him when she made it.

Have you been having more problems with him since the Wolfie thread?

[LadyTudor2711]

Got it, no I just let it go, I couldn't waste anymore time him. It was getting to stupid.

Be well,

LT

[lms2]

Glad to hear he is not bothering you. That is what keeps him from being an asshole. He knows when to let go, and from what I have observed, never attacks first. He's just a jerk. The real assholes are the ones that keep instigating again, and again, and again. :D

[LadyTudor2711]

Yes, I think he got bored and realized how stupid it was getting and let it go. That's what I thought, anyway.

LT

[lms2]

Oh I don't know, if you resurect that page, and say something...I feel quite certain he will respond. But after a while, you learn, he never responds with anything new!

[LadyTudor2711]

No, I think I'll pass. I am sure he will start another crazy thread. That seems to be his thing...

LT

[lms2]

Originally posted by MAX
LMAO!!!!!


Thanks for the nomination!!!!!

I proudly accept it and will continue and strive on a daily basis to be the biggest asshole on this board. :D



Back in the day... it was kinda funny when you were trying to prove what an asshole you were. Those days are gone. You aspirations have paid off and you have proved time and again that you are indeed worthy of the asshole pen.

Congratulations.