Attn: Miami signs Bam Morris and Lawrence Phillips to help sagging backfield.

[Sarge]

Hahah Just kidding.

Bam Morris is out of jail by the way.
Considering he was distributing drugs by the pound in Kansas City, the last team he played for.. I can't think of anyone who would ever want that retard on a team again...

[Mezro]

Now that is what I call a loaded backfield.

Mezro...don't drop the soap...here comes Bam...

[WARF]

Bam Morris is probably still better than Minor!

[Sarge]

Here is Bong Morris in his latest jersey

Looks like Cleveland Browns colors...

[WARF]

What a bum!