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Cult of Roth
03-18-2004, 02:35 AM
What is it and why is it posting weird shit after everything i say? :D

Sarge
03-18-2004, 06:04 PM
It's fixed.

He posts when prompted..

like for instance

Sarge
03-18-2004, 06:04 PM
who is sammy hagar

Sarge's Little Helper
03-18-2004, 06:04 PM
who is sammy hagar

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

Sarge
03-18-2004, 06:04 PM
who is bette midler

Sarge's Little Helper
03-18-2004, 06:04 PM
who is bette midler

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

Sarge
03-18-2004, 06:04 PM
who is david lee roth

Sarge's Little Helper
03-18-2004, 06:04 PM
who is david lee roth

Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!

Sarge
03-18-2004, 06:04 PM
who is hitch1969

Sarge's Little Helper
03-18-2004, 06:05 PM
who is hitch1969

hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

Big Troubles
03-18-2004, 06:23 PM
Ok.... Lets try....

Who is Sarge?
Better yet, who is Sarge's little helper?
Even better still...Who cares? lol

Just kidding Sarge.

Cult of Roth
03-18-2004, 11:35 PM
Sarge's Little Helper rocks! :killer:

Eyes of the Night
03-19-2004, 06:38 AM
COR!? ...


:cheers:

Elitest
03-19-2004, 08:09 AM
remarkable

Mr Grimsdale
03-19-2004, 01:44 PM
you know that Sweet song from like 1975 called Block Buster?

well, substitute the words Pig Fister into the title for hours of fun

i've been amusing myself all day with that one

fookin' ace

Elitest
03-19-2004, 04:36 PM
fister fister

fig pissed her !

yippeee....its a ballroom fist!

Elitest
03-19-2004, 04:37 PM
not that i remember Sweet you understand

Mr Grimsdale
03-21-2004, 06:39 PM
ballroom fist?

you've been reading the advanced manuals