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LoungeMachine
02-09-2009, 10:34 PM
Hola, fellow Rothtards....

Those who need a refresher course on the spectacular Machine De Lounge, here it comes:

I started back in 2003 on The Wall while the Army was down. I had never posted at any VH/DLR forum ever, and was screwing around online one night looking for DLR news. I had had a one-nighter with a girl who had been with DLR back in my 80's rocker days, and enjoyed posting the story about that encounter on The Wall.

My first "friend" there was ALinCHainz. Mick and I hit it off quickly, exchanged info, and used to have alot of laughs at Joe Thunder's expense.

I may be one of the ONLY people Sarge ever BANNED from The Wall :lol:

Terry and Dan became good friends as well, and once the Army returned, they went over there, and I forgot about the whole scene.

Until AL [Mick] kicked my ass over there.......

Soon I discovered The Front Line, and my favorite new wack-job poster FORD.

It was my new hangout, until Pojo, obviously DRUNK and not having his wits about him, MODDED me in the Fan Intro Forum.

I pissed off enough newbies to get kicked upstairs to modding the Front Line with Nick, Cathedral, and Warham...... where I quickly QUIT over Warham being a big stinky poopie pants to me. :lol:

Pojo, recognizing the incredible douchebag I was, refused to accept my resignation, and told me he hired me to stir shit up, so I better pull my tampon out and go back and stir shit up. And the rest, is RA history. :D

I've gotten to witness the owning of JizzyStool by Dr. Love, one of the interwebs all-time great ownings, the rise and destruction of the Mighty Muff Thread, and countless skimishes, flame wars, and meltdowns.

I always swore I'd blow my profile up at 20K, and call it a day, but Sarge is back, the RA has never sounded better, and I'm having too much fun to leave.

So have a drink on me you fucking Rothtard rejects, and thanks to Mick, Pojo, FORD, Nick, and Sarge..... and everyone else I've grown to almost like here.

Bastards,


:gulp:

Sarge's Little Helper
02-09-2009, 10:36 PM
Hi LoungeMachine and welcome to Roth Army Forums! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. ITíS THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!

LoungeMachine
02-09-2009, 10:38 PM
Hi LoungeMachine and welcome to Roth Army Forums! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. ITíS THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!

Wow, a whole beer.

Cheap bastards.

:gulp:

Julius
02-09-2009, 11:26 PM
....I'm generally an anti-social sonofabitch and would rather have rectal polyps removed with a nail clipper than be pleasant to anyone.

Someone wrote almost the same exact thing about me in my high school yearbook.

How odd.

Va Beach VH Fan
02-10-2009, 12:06 AM
Hi, my name is Viking, and I'm a recovering moderator.

Now THAT'S funny !!!!

LoungeMachine
02-10-2009, 01:04 AM
Hi, my name is Viking, and I'm a recovering moderator. I started posting here in 1999, back when the Internet still didn't have a lot of good porn on it. Sarge apparently approved of my rapier-like wit so much, he made me a mod here in Fan Intro with a big-titted chick named Melein, which really wasn't a fun job, because I'm generally an anti-social sonofabitch and would rather have rectal polyps removed with a nail clipper than be pleasant to anyone. Then I helped create The Front Line, and I used to mod it with ELVIS and FORD (who was actually fucking Melein at the time).

I haven't been a mod for a while now. I feel much better. Even the voices in my head have stopped. :headlights:

No wonder you were de-modded.... you can't start your own threads.

:gulp:

knuckleboner
02-10-2009, 01:09 AM
Wow, a whole beer.

Cheap bastards.

:gulp:

then have another one on the knuckleboner. i think i've got like half a case left...;)

Guitar Shark
02-10-2009, 01:47 AM
No wonder you were de-modded.... you can't start your own threads.


Fixed.

Pretty cool feature I must say...

LoungeMachine
02-10-2009, 01:56 AM
then have another one on the knuckleboner. i think i've got like half a case left...;)

:lol:

Listen, bitch.... I tried to make good on our bet, and you refused.

:fufu:

:D

:gulp:

chefcraig
02-10-2009, 02:07 AM
Ahem, LM..what with the thread and all, I felt this needed to be addressed...

Everytime kwame knocks upon my door to use my bathroom (so much to be said for roughing it via the "camping life" in the local public park), he complains about this numb-skull. Surely, with your moderative powers, you can do something to end this caterwauling nuisance.

Quite frankly, it scares the swans, ducks and small children. And really, the stench...

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/6502/aahorriblezh7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LoungeMachine
02-10-2009, 02:10 AM
I just think it was nice of you Chef to give our friend some clean, dry, white socks.

Pay it forward, brother.

:gulp:

chefcraig
02-10-2009, 02:14 AM
I just think it was nice of you Chef to give our friend some clean, dry, white socks.

Pay it forward, brother.

:gulp:

Fuck you. They belonged to my first wife. I'll have to live with that utterly frightening memory forever. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-ashamed-smileys-721.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Ashamed-Smileys/)

LoungeMachine
02-10-2009, 02:16 AM
Those were socks your wife was wearing?

Always thought she was just too lazy to shave.

:gulp:

chefcraig
02-10-2009, 02:22 AM
Those were socks your wife was wearing?

Always thought she was just too lazy to shave.

:gulp:

Ever attempt to grin and go along with something that was extremely uncomfortable? Then have the other person question your happiness?

One Christmas, I bought her an electric razor that could be used in the shower, OK? We got divorced. Guess you can figure out how well that investment went. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-mad-smileys-264.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Mad-Smileys/)

LoungeMachine
02-10-2009, 03:26 PM
An electric razor for Christmas?

We guys would love that...... women are wired to take that gift personally, and hold it against you until you choke on the guilt.

:gulp:

No wonder she's an ex-wife. ;)

Reverberator
02-10-2009, 04:02 PM
I always swore I'd blow my profile up at 20K

Do you want to lend some PE?;)

GAR
02-10-2009, 04:33 PM
Soon I discovered The Front Line, and my favorite new wack-job poster FORD.

That's not very nice.

You're a not-nice person!

LoungeMachine
02-10-2009, 04:57 PM
That's not very nice.

You're a not-nice person!

Gar - The new Savicki

GARicki

:gulp:

Sarge
02-10-2009, 05:32 PM
Hola, fellow Rothtards....

I may be one of the ONLY people Sarge ever BANNED from The Wall :lol:


What happened man?

I banned Elvis a few times as well

Welcome by the way!

Breasts,
Sarge

GAR
02-10-2009, 05:46 PM
Lounge=the new Eyes

Julius
02-10-2009, 11:11 PM
Lounge=the new Eyes


I disagree. Lounge is nothing like Cries at Night.

Anyone know who the new Lou is?

LoungeMachine
02-10-2009, 11:25 PM
Anyone know who the new Lou is?

Check the Front Line for the Army's last virgin.

He's the cartoon character who lives at home with mom and dad.

:gulp:

ppg960
02-10-2009, 11:47 PM
An electric razor for Christmas?

We guys would love that...... women are wired to take that gift personally, and hold it against you until you choke on the guilt.

:gulp:

No wonder she's an ex-wife. ;)

Lounge- everyone needs one starter wife.
How many have you had you Rock Star Slut???;)

LoungeMachine
02-10-2009, 11:49 PM
Just one "practice wife"

Got it right the second time, 16 years this Valentine's Day.

:gulp:

78/84 guy
02-11-2009, 08:59 PM
Love your shit LoungeMachine. Always funny, Keep it up !!

GAR
02-11-2009, 09:07 PM
Anyone know who the new Lou is?

LOL

I don't think anyone here matches that description.. Lou himself might be here by another username but so far, no The Police fans.

(Lou was a big The Police fan, for those not familliar to DDLR posters..)

knuckleboner
02-11-2009, 09:54 PM
:lol:

Listen, bitch.... I tried to make good on our bet, and you refused.

:fufu:

:D

:gulp:

i didn't refuse. i just considered it that i bought you a couple rounds.

next time you're in town, you can reciprocate...;)

LoungeMachine
02-11-2009, 10:09 PM
Deal.

:gulp:

Thanks for the brews, you have great taste in IPA's ;)

Dan
02-12-2009, 12:39 AM
Hola, fellow Rothtards....

Those who need a refresher course on the spectacular Machine De Lounge, here it comes:

I started back in 2003 on The Wall while the Army was down. I had never posted at any VH/DLR forum ever, and was screwing around online one night looking for DLR news. I had had a one-nighter with a girl who had been with DLR back in my 80's rocker days, and enjoyed posting the story about that encounter on The Wall.

My first "friend" there was ALinCHainz. Mick and I hit it off quickly, exchanged info, and used to have alot of laughs at Joe Thunder's expense.

I may be one of the ONLY people Sarge ever BANNED from The Wall :lol:

Terry and Dan became good friends as well, and once the Army returned, they went over there, and I forgot about the whole scene.

Until AL [Mick] kicked my ass over there.......

Soon I discovered The Front Line, and my favorite new wack-job poster FORD.

It was my new hangout, until Pojo, obviously DRUNK and not having his wits about him, MODDED me in the Fan Intro Forum.

I pissed off enough newbies to get kicked upstairs to modding the Front Line with Nick, Cathedral, and Warham...... where I quickly QUIT over Warham being a big stinky poopie pants to me. :lol:

Pojo, recognizing the incredible douchebag I was, refused to accept my resignation, and told me he hired me to stir shit up, so I better pull my tampon out and go back and stir shit up. And the rest, is RA history. :D

I've gotten to witness the owning of JizzyStool by Dr. Love, one of the interwebs all-time great ownings, the rise and destruction of the Mighty Muff Thread, and countless skimishes, flame wars, and meltdowns.

I always swore I'd blow my profile up at 20K, and call it a day, but Sarge is back, the RA has never sounded better, and I'm having too much fun to leave.

So have a drink on me you fucking Rothtard rejects, and thanks to Mick, Pojo, FORD, Nick, and Sarge..... and everyone else I've grown to almost like here.

Bastards,


:gulp:

Damn,What Great Times We Had And Still Do Today.

Thanks My Friend.:)

Panamark
02-12-2009, 05:49 AM
Welcome Loungeman

I was banned once too !! Nyeah Nyeah....

What kind of machine is built into your lounge anyways ??

knuckleboner
02-12-2009, 08:45 PM
Deal.

:gulp:

Thanks for the brews, you have great taste in IPA's ;)

you're welcome!

and you have shitty taste in football teams...

LoungeMachine
02-13-2009, 01:13 AM
I would like to pay tribute to one of my favorite mods/members Lounge Machine. His extensive knowledge of history and of current events which goes beyond what is broadcasted in mainstream news media is astounding. This knowledge is only equaled to his cool and humorous delivery of his posts. I tune in for the info as much as I tune in for the wit.

Sometimes I cringe at the brutality of the abuse that he bestows upon other posters, but I still laugh hysterically and cheer him on because most of them deserve it (I, too, can't stand grammatical errors and spelling errors. They're so distracting to the total reading comprehension experience.). No matter how intense a debate gets, there's the little beverage-gulping smiley at the end of a post, signaling that Lounge has the final word. It's like Stone Cold Steve Austin's "Because Stone Cold Said So!" So arrogant...:biggrin:

That's all I wanted to say. Thank you, Lounge Machine, for all you do.


Ah, thank you sweet cheeks. The pleasure is all mine.


:bottle: :yankeeros

LoungeMachine
02-13-2009, 01:14 AM
you're welcome!

and you have shitty taste in football teams...

I'm from Seattle.

I have nothing but shitty teams from which to choose.

Except the NBA. Howard Schultz saw to that.

:gulp:

hideyoursheep
02-13-2009, 06:24 AM
I'm from Seattle.

I have nothing but shitty teams from which to choose.

Sounds like a parallel universe....with an NBA franchise.
:smiley-sniffer:

Seshmeister
02-13-2009, 07:34 AM
I'm sorry this post is in crayon but they don't allow sharp objects in my facility

.....

Va Beach VH Fan
02-13-2009, 09:22 AM
Ah, thank you sweet cheeks. The pleasure is all mine.


:bottle: :yankeeros

** cough ** blowing smoke up his ass ** cough **

LoungeMachine
02-13-2009, 09:52 AM
** cough ** blowing smoke up his ass ** cough **

:D

Jealousy is such an ugly color on you.....

:gulp:

Seshmeister
02-13-2009, 10:25 AM
** cough ** blowing smoke up his ass ** cough **

Check 'her' IP VA it's probably an alias.

Or his sister... :)

LoungeMachine
02-13-2009, 10:59 AM
Alright, leave bkny alone....

She has great taste.

:gulp:

Terry
02-13-2009, 03:11 PM
I still get a chuckle thinking about the Roth Army "Wall" days...

...good times, despite being introduced to Katydid and Thunder via the Wall...

Dan
02-13-2009, 04:09 PM
Page 2.:D

FORD
02-13-2009, 04:43 PM
Worst thing about the Wall is that I had dozens of posts there......and I didn't post a single one of them. More troll and poser action there than there was on Slawterhouse after Dave dumped them.

Oh yeah, welcome to Kip, my fellow Liberal wackjob! :D

Va Beach VH Fan
02-13-2009, 05:17 PM
welcome to Kip


"Easy come, easy go..... This won't break my heart......"

LoungeMachine
02-13-2009, 06:56 PM
Worst thing about the Wall is that I had dozens of posts there......and I didn't post a single one of them. More troll and poser action there than there was on Slawterhouse after Dave dumped them.

Oh yeah, welcome to Kip, my fellow Liberal wackjob! :D

LMAO

That was the glitch with the wall, anyone could post as anyone.

But your IP was displayed, so we always knew when katy or Joey T. were up to shit.

I remember when I first started posting in the FL, Brian tried to insult me, and he called me a FORD-wannabe.

I was like, THANKS!!!

:gulp:

We Cascadians stick together.....

kwame k
02-13-2009, 11:10 PM
I still don't know why you go by Kip......everyone knows your real name is......






























































Al Kaholic

Guitar Shark
02-14-2009, 01:56 AM
No matter how intense a debate gets, there's the little beverage-gulping smiley at the end of a post, signaling that Lounge has the final word.

I believe he stole that idea from Seshmeister.

Fucking rock stars, always "borrowing" ideas... ;)

thome
02-20-2009, 12:21 AM
If you homos ever take a break from walking around in a circle cupping each others balls in a attempt to keep the mega -Huge Balls- you all claim to have, from dropping on the cold floor.... and lets not forget that -last guy- always following at the back of the line holding up the pooper scooper whatever his name is.

It's Lounges Birff Day!

Oh yeah.. and will you all quit asking if you can -thank spank- each other agian with a ...I mean the site has been up for a month or so and you all have like 750 Spankies ...WTF!

Happy Birthday you -Rat Bastard- .....in the kindest way possible.:biggrin: