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LoungeMachine
04-06-2010, 11:11 PM
Discuss

:gulp:




Oh, joy. A new mancrush. :umm:

Move along, junior. Nothing to see here.


Would you not feed his gay fantasies? Dude's delusional enough, without starting this mancrush.


Does it make you uncomfortable that he has a mancrush on you?


Point your mancrush in another direction, buttpirate.




Dude, what the fuck is your problem?

You started busting my balls since I first came to this forum, and you won't let it go.

Is this some kind of mancrush? Are you testing to water to see if I'm interested, or something? I'm not.

What do I have to say to get you to fuck off and ignore me? Tell me what I can say to make you happy and forget about me, loser.





I see you've developed a little obsession/mancrush with me here... trust me, I'm not interested in trading lame barbs with you.

I mean, what do you expect me to do? Get offended that you dislike Bakersfield? Get a sense of humor.

Just keep posting your inane quasi-intellectual nonsense and ignore me. Then you can go burn one in your parent's basement and get ready for your shift at Hardee's.




I can't tell you how little it means to me when the dipshit from "winger" doesn't like me.

Take your mancrush to somebody else, you low iq'ed, posing loser. No interest here.






It looks like Nickipedia has a new mancrush. I feel so jilted.

http://mancrush.com/images/graph/banner_twtm.jpg

Imapus Sylicker
04-06-2010, 11:16 PM
Heeeeeee's

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6725/funny184.jpg

C'mon, it's obvious.

Cheers! :bottle:

Blackflag
04-06-2010, 11:20 PM
This thread dedicated to me may be the biggest mancrush I've ever seen.

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/6383/mancrushmeterda0.jpg

LoungeMachine
04-06-2010, 11:22 PM
:lmao:

Just come out already.......

Blackflag
04-06-2010, 11:22 PM
Are you talking to me - or yourself?

LoungeMachine
04-06-2010, 11:23 PM
Are you talk to me - or yourself?

:D

Roh-roh....

BF is all flustered and can't speak clearly right now....

:gulp:

Blackflag
04-06-2010, 11:25 PM
:mad0233:

Blackflag
04-06-2010, 11:29 PM
Just keep posting your inane quasi-intellectual nonsense and ignore me. Then you can go burn one in your parent's basement and get ready for your shift at Hardee's.

I thought that one was quite good. :biggrin:

I wish I could give myself a thumbs-up. I heard we're adding this feature in the upgrade?

Dr. Love
04-06-2010, 11:41 PM
Buttflag voted to ban me ... I can only assume he has a mancrush on me.

Imapus Sylicker
04-06-2010, 11:43 PM
It's nice how he can't stop posting in this thread.

It's clear he wants out, he just doesn't know how to say it.

Cheers! :bottle:

Blaze
04-06-2010, 11:48 PM
It should be nice if a game was created to burke on black flag through the penile stimulation.
I thought of this entertainment when the bass player facials came out.
But neglected its mention because I felt empathy for the bass player.
Blackflag on the other hand would be a suitable target. Perhaps to a nice Rammstein chord for the game's back beat. :)

Blackflag
04-06-2010, 11:49 PM
Buttflag voted to ban me

Then how is it you're still posting?

LoungeMachine
04-06-2010, 11:50 PM
Buttflag voted to ban me ... I can only assume he has a mancrush on me.

He posts in all of my threads...

He mancrushes me more

:gulp:

Blackflag
04-06-2010, 11:50 PM
It should be nice if a game was created to burke on black flag through the penile stimulation.
I thought of this entertainment when the bass player facials came out.
But neglected its mention because I felt empathy for the bass player.
Blackflag on the other hand would be a suitable target. Perhaps to a nice Rammstein chord. :)

Are you a chick? If so, I'm interested in hearing how you'd like to stimulate me.






If you're a dude, I'm going to have to call http://mancrush.com/images/graph/banner_twtm.jpg

Blackflag
04-06-2010, 11:52 PM
He posts in all of my threads...

He mancrushes me more

:gulp:

How many threads have I started devoted to you? Zero.

Your mancrush on me is like a mountain casting a shadow upon the valley.

Dr. Love
04-06-2010, 11:54 PM
He posts in all of my threads...

He mancrushes me more

:gulp:

Perhaps he mancrushes on you more, but I am the object of his recent mantasies.

Blaze
04-06-2010, 11:54 PM
you are confused, Blackflag.
The game would be to stimulate the penis to burke on you.
Male or female could stimulate burke on you through the penises.
But it would always be male jizzy on you.

Blackflag
04-06-2010, 11:58 PM
you are confused, Blackflag.
The game would be to stimulate the penis to burke on you.
Male or female could stimulate burke on you through the penises.
But it would always be male jizzy on you.

I don't know what burke is.


I have a friend named Burke. He went to Annapolis. Talk about a guy with a lot of mancrush stories.

Blaze
04-07-2010, 12:02 AM
That sounds like a deflection especially with your mentioning the male friend and his "issues"
I am sure someone will be able to correct my ignorance of sexual terms.

Burke= group ejaculation onto agreed source.

Imapus Sylicker
04-07-2010, 12:04 AM
I have a friend named Burke. Talk about a guy with a lot of mancrush stories.

The plot thickens...

Cheers! :bottle:

Blaze
04-07-2010, 12:04 AM
Instead of self satisfaction, the game would allow the player to jack off the penises for a score. :)

Imapus Sylicker
04-07-2010, 12:05 AM
That sounds like a deflection especially with your mentioning the male friend and his "issues"
I am sure someone will be able to correct my ignorance of sexual terms.

Burke= group ejaculation onto agreed source.

Bukkake. Double K first, one K after, just like caKe.

Er, so I heard.

Cheers! :bottle:

thome
04-07-2010, 12:09 AM
YO RED!!

You cannot mix Vodka with Psychotropics it cancels out the Meds.

Blackflag
04-07-2010, 12:09 AM
Blaze, if you're offering to jerk me off, just come out with it. Nothing to be embarrassed about.





Unless you're a dude, of course.

Blaze
04-07-2010, 12:12 AM
Bukkake. Double K first, one K after, just like caKe.

Er, so I heard.

Cheers! :bottle:

I have ran out of provided thanks. So I give you my personal thanks.
Delightedly so, I must add.
My giddiness abounds.
Shall we have this game of Bukkake Blackie? :)

LoungeMachine
04-07-2010, 12:14 AM
Blaze, if you're offering to jerk me off, just come out with it. Nothing to be embarrassed about.





Unless you're a dude, of course.

Looking for online hookups now?

:lmao:

poor thing....

Resorting to thome's castoffs now......

:gulp:

Blackflag
04-07-2010, 12:15 AM
Wait a second... are you saying you misspelled bukkake as burke?

Holy shit that's some weak-ass spelling.



And - as Lounge found out with great disappointment - I can't have a mancrush on somebody too stupid to spell.

Sorry, dude.

Blaze
04-07-2010, 12:17 AM
:baaa::biggrin::hitch:

Blackflag
04-07-2010, 12:17 AM
Looking for online hookups now?


No, just trying to make this poor confused he/she not feel so self-conscious.

Nickdfresh
04-07-2010, 12:18 AM
Blaze, if you're offering to jerk me off, just come out with it. Nothing to be embarrassed about.





Unless you're a dude, of course.

Yeah, the part about "dudes""jerking you off" could be embarrassing...

Blackflag
04-07-2010, 12:19 AM
:baaa::biggrin::hitch:

Was going to give you the thumbs up, but I ran out.


Cheap-ass fucking blue website.

Blaze
04-07-2010, 12:19 AM
Blackie,
Are you saying you hate white people?
Why do you hate the Nords?

Blackflag
04-07-2010, 12:21 AM
Whitey sucks.

Blaze
04-07-2010, 12:25 AM
Well, OK then only colored penises should be in the Bukkake Blackie game, that is fair and understandable.

Blaze
04-07-2010, 12:27 AM
Attention!
Blackie is scared of white people. Due to this phobia it is asked that only persons of non-Caucasian decent bukkeke on him. Thank you for your cooperation.

Blackflag
04-07-2010, 12:31 AM
You misunderstand, honkey biatch. I don't like anybody else, either. I'm an equal-opportunity hater.

Blaze
04-07-2010, 12:32 AM
So you hate your mother?
That explains a lot.
Thank you for the insight.

Blackflag
04-07-2010, 12:34 AM
What's with the mother obsession on this site? I bet a psychologist could have fun with that.

Blaze
04-07-2010, 12:34 AM
And your father too? That is to be expected.

Imapus Sylicker
04-07-2010, 12:40 AM
I am seriously loving watching Black Fag being owned by Blaze... :popc1:

Oh, sorry... never mind me, carry on.

Cheers! :bottle:

LEFTY
04-07-2010, 12:41 AM
blackflag is close friends with gary.does that count as a mancrush?

Blackflag
04-07-2010, 12:43 AM
Are you seriously lame enough to think that saying, 'you hate your father' is "owning?" Holy shit, you're weak. :lmao:

Blaze
04-07-2010, 12:45 AM
I am seriously loving watching Black Fag being owned by Blaze... :popc1:

Oh, sorry... never mind me, carry on.

Cheers! :bottle:

It is time for bed. He will have to play with himself. :biggrin:
Nighty night.

Blaze
04-07-2010, 12:51 AM
Are you seriously lame enough to think that saying, 'you hate your father' is "owning?" Holy shit, you're weak. :lmao:

you are confused again. It was the hating white people that brought the equal opportunity from you; from there your father and mother were presented.
It is no shame if you are more comfortable with persons of color bukkeking on you.

Blackflag
04-07-2010, 12:54 AM
Since you explain it that way, it all makes perfect sense. :headlights:

GAR
04-07-2010, 01:05 AM
He posts in all of my threads...

He mancrushes me more

:gulp:

He may have brought the term to the board, but if im not mistaken it was you + nickdfresh's bromance that brought the phenomena to prominent demand for such a term.

Blaze
04-07-2010, 01:05 AM
Wait a second... are you saying you misspelled bukkake as burke?

Holy shit that's some weak-ass spelling.



And - as Lounge found out with great disappointment - I can't have a mancrush on somebody too stupid to spell.

Sorry, dude.

Just clarifying ~
But you could have a "mancrush" on somebody smart enough to spell?:umm:

Nickdfresh
04-11-2010, 08:10 PM
Sending this elsewhere...