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The Summer of Kristy

In commercial terms, it seemed like there was nowhere to go but up for Van Halen in early 1985....

Rolling Stone - Wolf & Ed

Our user agreement does clearly state that the site is not responsible for loss of freedom due to...

The Summer of Kristy

Praise Jesus! Maybe don't tell your social worker or parole officer you're on the web again...

The Summer of Kristy

Glad you're back... Von just hasn't been himself since you disappeared? Did you get an early...

The Summer of Kristy

Alex Jone$ Under Possible F.B.I...

Thank goodness you're back. Von was worried sick!

The Summer of Kristy

Russell Wilson Comes to Denvoid!

Hell, he's not even starting the first game, last I heard. Geno Smith is. Yeah, I'm already...

Russell Wilson Comes to Denvoid!

Lorde butchers the shit out of the The Replacements - because she is so powerful.

Geddy and Alex together again...

The Summer of Kristy