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    Comments 34 Comments
    1. kwame k's Avatar
      kwame k -
      Outsatanding
    1. chefcraig's Avatar
      chefcraig -
      I'm only seeing half the page. What's the rest of it say around:

      "Best believe that needle...
      Best to see these...
      Than Rolling Stone False..."
    1. Va Beach VH Fan's Avatar
      Va Beach VH Fan -
      "Than Follow Some False Virtue"
    1. POJO_Risin's Avatar
      POJO_Risin -
      ...and the roth army keeps rothin' on....
    1. Seshmeister's Avatar
      Seshmeister -
      So it is Swap Meet Sally rather than Swampmeat Sally.
    1. POJO_Risin's Avatar
      POJO_Risin -
      Swap...

      but fuck...I like Swampmeat better...lmfao....
    1. clarathecarrot's Avatar
      clarathecarrot -
      I am still hearing different words in some areas, but like most interesting tunage it is in the ear of the....
    1. Seshmeister's Avatar
      Seshmeister -
      Quote Originally Posted by POJO_Risin View Post
      Swap...

      but fuck...I like Swampmeat better...lmfao....


      I honestly thought that's what it was.

      Worst mishearing since Etch a Sketch in Little Guitars.
    1. Mr Walker's Avatar
      Mr Walker -
      Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
      So it is Swap Meet Sally rather than Swampmeat Sally.
      Is she a member here?

      http://www.artnet.com/magazineus/fea...l.asp?picnum=8
    1. Seshmeister's Avatar
      Seshmeister -
      It seems I not only have poor hearing but also know very little about punk art.
    1. Momshell's Avatar
      Momshell -
      I'm having trouble seeing it on my phone. Is it tramp stamp Kat or tat?
    1. vandeleur's Avatar
      vandeleur -
      awesome
    1. Va Beach VH Fan's Avatar
      Va Beach VH Fan -
      Tramp Stamp Tat
    1. Mr Walker's Avatar
      Mr Walker -
      It's to the point these days that I think females are all born with tramp stamps... it's probably just that way in Jersey.
    1. VAiN's Avatar
      VAiN -
      Fucking Saaa-weeeeeet!!!!

      As soon as I posted this on my FB page, some fucking sheep has to chime in with 'awful lyrics, no better than up for breakfast'... sam halen fans just do not get it. Not even a little.
    1. VAiN's Avatar
      VAiN -
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr Walker View Post
      It's to the point these days that I think females are all born with tramp stamps... it's probably just that way in Jersey.
      It's like that down here as well... I dream of one day meeting a chick that doesn't have a goddamn tat...
    1. Sensible Shoes's Avatar
      Sensible Shoes -
      Do I still qualify as a c hick? I don't have any - YET.
    1. JJtheVagPounder's Avatar
      JJtheVagPounder -
      Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
      It's like that down here as well... I dream of one day meeting a chick that doesn't have a goddamn tat...
      Heather doesn't have a tramp stamp. Crazy, huh?
    1. VAiN's Avatar
      VAiN -
      Quote Originally Posted by JJtheVagPounder View Post
      Heather doesn't have a tramp stamp. Crazy, huh?
      Good! That's why I like her... I have nothing against ink, in fact I, think it's pretty cool - it's that goddamn tramp stamp... Speaking of which, you really should get that butterfly laser'd off sometime.
    1. JJtheVagPounder's Avatar
      JJtheVagPounder -
      Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
      Good! That's why I like her... I have nothing against ink, in fact I, think it's pretty cool - it's that goddamn tramp stamp... Speaking of which, you really should get that butterfly laser'd off sometime.
      What? My butterfly is manly.
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