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    Comments 16 Comments
    1. Diamondjimi's Avatar
      Diamondjimi -
      28 fuckin years!

      Congrats and thank you to the Van Halen guys for not letting us down.

      This album is FUCKING STELLAR!!!!!
    1. Cato's Avatar
      Cato -
      I haven't gotten it yet!
    1. fifth element's Avatar
      fifth element -
      Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
      28 fuckin years!

      Congrats and thank you to the Van Halen guys for not letting us down.

      This album is FUCKING STELLAR!!!!!
      not a bad tune in the bunch! of course, I have my favorites....and yet...not one that is a dud...

      LOVIN' IT!!!
    1. VanHalenNation's Avatar
      VanHalenNation -
      The One and Only... The Mighty Van Halen! The Greatest band in Hisotry!! ADKOT speaks volumes AMAZING!
    1. Sensible Shoes's Avatar
      Sensible Shoes -
      Quote Originally Posted by Cato View Post
      I haven't gotten it yet!
      Me either.
    1. SNIPER's Avatar
      SNIPER -
      What is the problem guys? Did you hear there was a new Van Fucking Halen album out or what? GO BUY IT!!!!
    1. Sensible Shoes's Avatar
      Sensible Shoes -
      The pre-order was supposed to arrive TODAY. Couldn't fit in an hour drive to the nearest appropriate store. So....."I'll Wait".......
    1. So this is love's Avatar
      So this is love -
      Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
      The pre-order was supposed to arrive TODAY. Couldn't fit in an hour drive to the nearest appropriate store. So....."I'll Wait".......
      I am in the same situation but small consolation I can now hear it on wbab.
    1. SNIPER's Avatar
      SNIPER -
      Ah... That blows! Sorry to hear that.
    1. So this is love's Avatar
      So this is love -
      On As is...is it me or I`m hearing ace of spades guitar licks...
    1. fifth element's Avatar
      fifth element -
      <-------- me today......listening to A Different Kind of Truth!
    1. So this is love's Avatar
      So this is love -
      Honeyfuckingdoll kicks ASS
    1. So this is love's Avatar
      So this is love -
      There`s so much going on in these songs...
    1. So this is love's Avatar
      So this is love -
      These guys fucking rock like there`s no tomorrow
    1. NIN1211's Avatar
      NIN1211 -
      holy fuckin shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wolfie owes me a new speaker>>>>ma fuck u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    1. Zing!'s Avatar
      Zing! -
      Quote Originally Posted by NIN1211 View Post
      holy fuckin shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wolfie owes me a new speaker>>>>ma fuck u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Ha ha - awesome! You and me both! Damn that kid...
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