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    by Published on 10-07-2013 04:29 PM

    Eddie Van Halen Biography Coming

    Faber & Faber have announced today that they have acquired a biography of Eddie Van Halen, Eruption, by Paul Brannigan.

    Paul Brannigan previously wrote the Sunday Times bestselling biography of Dave Grohl, This is a Call, and is the co-author of the forthcoming two-volume biography of Metallica, Birth School Metallica Death. He is also the current editor of Kerrang!

    Scheduled for publication in 2015, the book promises to explore how it was the incendiary playing of the young guitarist which launched the band Van Halen into the consciousness of America in early 1978, and transformed the musical landscape. Offering the first real examination of a true musical icon, it will also turn up the volume on a life lived in popular music's fast lane.

    There was previously a biography of Eddie released in 2011 by Kevin Dodds.

    Faber and Faber will publish in the UK + Commonwealth rights, plus Canada. Eruption will be published by Da Capo in the U.S.
    by Published on 10-06-2013 07:43 AM

    Jon Taffer of Bar Rescue on Van Halenís boozy business affairs

    ďRunning a bar is not just a business Ė itís a scienceÖ nobody knows more about bar science than Jon Taffer.Ē Three seasons in, that opening voiceover to Spike TVís Bar Rescue is undoubtedly the most recognizable on the current reality television landscape. Taffer, a bar business veteran, takes on the tired, the angry, the bitter, and the dejected who are desperate to find a savior even if, like doubting Thomas before them, they at first donít believe. Much more often than not, the boisterous, Svengali-like Taffer is able to take establishments in disrepair and turn them around with a new look, sometimes a new name, and always with an attitude of positivity that few can match.

    I know youíve worked with Sammy Hagar before, but when it comes to Van Halen, are you a Dave guy or a Sammy guy?

    [Laughs] Let me tell you a quick, funny story about when Sammy and the guys went down to Mexico and decided to open Cabo Wabo Ė this is years ago. They had left a titty bar and they watched a local drunk walk into a light pole and knock himself out. Sammy turns to Eddie and says, ďThatís the Cabo Wabo!Ē and they have a big laugh. The next morning they wake up and decide they want to open this nightclub next to their favorite topless bar. They find a local architect [Marco Monroy] and tell them that they want a 12,000-square-foot nightclub. Being rockstars, they leave two days later and go on a 10 month tour.
    They come back after the tour and the club is 12,000 square meters, which is 32,000 square feet Ė so this club is almost three times the size they expected. First year it loses one million dollars and is a huge frustration in the band. Sammy goes ahead and buys out Eddie and his brother and now he owns 100% of it and he gives half of it to the architect, Marco, and his wife, to run in Cabo.

    Marcoís wife becomes promoted to the VP of tourism to the port of Cabo. The next morning, there are buses pulling up in front of Cabo Wabo from all the cruise ships to buy t-shirts, and suddenly theyíre doing $50,000 to $60,000 a week in t-shirts when the month before the place was losing a million a year.

    Sammyís got the tequila going, heís got the club going, heís making all this money and heís perceived as the coolest guy in Van Halen, and the Van Halen brothers have none of this.Now the Van Halen brothers are out, Sammy owns the place, it becomes successful. Marco comes up with the idea to make a Cabo Wabo tequila, they move 140,000 cases a year in sales and Sammy later sells it for, give or take, $80 million. All this is going on while the band had broken up over, what I believe, Cabo Wabo. Sammyís got the tequila going, heís got the club going, heís making all this money and heís perceived as the coolest guy in Van Halen, and the Van Halen brothers have none of this.
    Eight years later, the band gets back together with Sammy for a summer tour. At this time, Iím working with Sammy on a Cabo Wabo New Orleans. In the contract that Sammy signed to go on tour with Van Halen, it said specifically that heís not allowed to say Cabo Wabo, wear Cabo Wabo shirts, do anything with Cabo Wabo onstage whatsoever.

    He signs the contract.

    Next day, Sammy goes out and gets the biggest fucking Cabo Wabo tattoo on his arm he can possibly get. Every promo picture has Cabo Wabo in it. Halfway through a planned world tour they were ready to frickiní kill each other and they [didnít go overseas].

    The theory is that Sammy hoodwinked the Van Halen brothers, had a plan to buy them out while the club was doing poorly and then turn it around and make all the profit for himself.

    Can I be honest with you? I know Sammy Hagar Ė heís not that smart. It didnít happen that way. They opened the place Ė it failed. They wanted out, Sammy bought them out. The cruise ships started showing up; thatís the side of the story I believe. And Sammyís not a bad guy Ė Iím not suggesting he is Ė Sammy Hagar did not wake up one morning and decide to fuck the Van Halen brothers.

    However! That saidÖ I gotta go with Diamond Dave.

    Iím right there with ya.

    When I used to run the Troubadour, Diamond Dave used to come hang out and I remember a lot of wild Diamond Dave nights that I wonít get into. There were some amazing stories at the Troubadour and he was involved in quite a few of them, actually [laughs].

    Read more at http://www.vanyaland.com/2013/08/29/...iness-affairs/
    by Published on 08-29-2013 11:21 PM

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    by Published on 08-03-2013 06:52 AM

    John 5 (Lowery) sometime Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson guitarist played and helped write large parts of the 1998 DLR Band album including Slam Dunk!, Blacklight, Counter-Blast, Little Texas, Wa Wa Zat!!, Relentless and Weekend With the Babysitter.

    Dave recently mentioned he had been working with him again and now in a snippet from a recent interview in Metal Insider he has commented on it.

    Not too long ago, David Lee Roth revealed that he was working on a musical jukebox project with you. Whatís the status of that?

    Itís called Somewhere Over the Rainbow Bar & Grill. What it was, he was warming up for the Van Halen record he said ďHey John, come on over, weíll play some songs and write a little bit.Ē He likes to get his voice in shape and we were just hanging out at his house and he said ďI love this, letís go into the studio!Ē And we recorded it that day. Luckily I cleared my day, and we came out with twelve songs, and theyíre incredible! I donít know what heíll do with it.

    I remember hearing him say he had such grand ideas for it.

    Itís so incredible. It is awesome. It sounds like ďCould This Be Magic?Ē or ďThe Full Bug,Ē you know, that David Lee Roth deep voice. Itís really great. Hopefully itíll see the light of day one day.

    Was it nice working with David Lee Roth again?

    Yeah. Iíve known him forever. For years and years and years and years and years. Itís great. Itís like hanging out with a friend, and just knocking stuff out.

    You can read the whole interview at http://www.metalinsider.net/intervie...nd-rod-stewart
    by Published on 07-29-2013 03:58 PM

    From our forums...

    I found on a VHS an old recording of an italian tv interview by of DLR in 1994, about promotion for YLFM Tour.

    by Published on 07-10-2013 05:01 AM

    Kambri Crews once lived with her deaf parents in a tin shed in Montgomery, Texas. She now owns and operates Ballyhoo Promotions, a PR and production company in New York City specializing in stand up comedy. She is also the author of the critically acclaimed memoir Burn Down the Ground (Random House) and a renowned storyteller and public speaker. She has performed on The Moth, Literary Death Match, SXSW Comedy, Risk!, UCB Theatre, Gotham Comedy Club and given speeches at the University of Texas, Texas Book Festival, University of Oregon, SXSW (South by Southwest), DeafHope, and many other schools, colleges, book festivals, and events.

    by Published on 06-26-2013 06:08 AM

    Hello campers.

    I filmed the whole show in Osaka on 6/24 and created a digest video. enjoy!

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