Maxi's Pad

**MAX** · 11-19-2009, 06:23 PM

'ello peeps.

Attention whore thread here, no?

Just wanna say 'ello to old friends and catch up.

**Sarge's Little Helper** · 11-19-2009, 06:36 PM

Hello MAX, welcome aboard and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! Thanks for joining our lubricated leper colony for a sloppy dose of music, entertainment and pop culture madness Roth style. Enjoy your stay!

**GAR** · 11-20-2009, 01:22 AM

Max! Were you a Sheep Pen contributewhore?

**Reverberator** · 11-20-2009, 07:24 PM

Hello good evening and welcome........

**Dr. Love** · 11-20-2009, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MAX

'ello peeps.

Attention whore thread here, no?

Just wanna say 'ello to old friends and catch up.

You seem familiar... I want to say you were the one posting giant pictures of pandas?

**Little Texan** · 11-21-2009, 10:28 PM

Hey Max!

Looking forward to some more good recipes.

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 11-22-2009, 12:44 AM

Welcome back, Max.

Cheers!

**Guitar Shark** · 11-22-2009, 06:43 PM

Welcome back to the Pad...

**diamondsgirl** · 11-23-2009, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Texan

Hey Max!

Looking forward to some more good recipes.

has he posted his chili rellenos?....mmmm....

**LoungeMachine** · 11-23-2009, 06:49 PM

No chance RothFarts returns?

**diamondsgirl** · 11-23-2009, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

No chance RothFarts returns?

you mean Rothfans?

**Dan** · 11-23-2009, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diamondsgirl

has he posted his chili rellenos?....mmmm....

What about His Meat-Balls?

**diamondsgirl** · 11-23-2009, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan

What about His Meat-Balls?

Wouldn't you like to know....

**Guitar Shark** · 11-23-2009, 07:06 PM

Dan, never ask about another dude's meat.

**Dan** · 11-23-2009, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Shark

Dan, never ask about another dude's meat.

How Rude.

**diamondsgirl** · 11-23-2009, 07:17 PM

Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy

**jhale667** · 11-23-2009, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diamondsgirl

Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy

T.M.I., young lady!

What up, MAX?

**LoungeMachine** · 11-23-2009, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diamondsgirl

you mean Rothfans?

You say potato......

**Panamark** · 11-24-2009, 02:02 AM

Welcome back Maximus !

I just saw the title thread and the joke only just clicked,

Hope all is smooth sailing across the Salt Lake !
Or are you elsewhere now ???
Man, it feels like you havent been here in over 18 months ??
I see even the old chap Loungie has sprung forth with
some form of welcome ! lol

**Little Texan** · 11-24-2009, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diamondsgirl

has he posted his chili rellenos?....mmmm....

He'll have to post that in his old cooking thread that I just dug up and one of the mods re-stickied. I love Chile Rellenos!

**Nickdfresh** · 11-28-2009, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Love

You seem familiar... I want to say you were the one posting giant pictures of pandas?

I think it was Frank Zappa, actually...

**Grant** · 11-28-2009, 10:56 AM

Heya Maximus! Good to see ya again!

Also, Bomber keeps asking about you. Think he misses you.

**diamondsgirl** · 11-28-2009, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Texan

He'll have to post that in his old cooking thread that I just dug up and one of the mods re-stickied. I love Chile Rellenos!

the recipe is up now! and it's damn good

I am making Max's Philli Cheese steak sammiches tonight

**diamondsgirl** · 11-28-2009, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grant

Heya Maximus! Good to see ya again!

Also, Bomber keeps asking about you. Think he misses you.

hi Grant, please tell Bomber that Max and I both say 'ello

**Grant** · 11-28-2009, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diamondsgirl

hi Grant, please tell Bomber that Max and I both say 'ello

Will do, DG. Cheers!

**Panamark** · 11-29-2009, 09:30 AM

Where is Bomber ?? get his bum back here too...
the Blues and teh Bombers have done really BADD IN THE OFFSEASON.
FUCK! I need a light here I cant see shit.........

I might call it a night

**ZahZoo** · 11-29-2009, 12:44 PM

Return of the Gladiator... hmmm.

Welcome back!!

**GAR** · 11-30-2009, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Texan

I love Chile Rellenos!

There's this great place Zuni's in San Antonio that does great rellenos.. under $20 bucks right onthe river..

**Panamark** · 11-30-2009, 06:37 AM

OT

Why are MAXI pads required ??
Is that if you have a MAXI VAG ??

I much prefer tampons, you can pretend they
are little mice with tails and make em all run
around all over the place !

They love sneaking into crevices and boxes the little buggers !!
Those MAXI pads look like a matress for a small child ??
I've seen em in the shop !!
Crikey.... Feel sorry for anyone that has to stuff those fuckers
in their undies !!!

**binnie** · 11-30-2009, 08:04 AM

Been a long time Max, hope that everything is good my friend......

**jharp84** · 12-01-2009, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

No chance RothFarts returns?

We all had our "cherries" broken here amigo! Sowwry bout life is 'bout' adjustment's ey?

Peace!

**lesfunk** · 12-01-2009, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

You say potato......

... and I say Fuck You...

**LoungeMachine** · 12-01-2009, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lesfunk

... and I say Fuck You...

Because you can say that here

Isn't that nice?

Over at RothChats if you said that, you'd be called rude, and threatened with an "itchy banning finger"

**lesfunk** · 12-01-2009, 03:47 PM

I am a rude cunt.
But not mean spirited.
Cocksuckers.

**diamondsgirl** · 12-01-2009, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lesfunk

... and I say Fuck You...

where have I heard that before??

**diamondsgirl** · 12-01-2009, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

Because you can say that here

Isn't that nice?

Over at RothChats if you said that, you'd be called rude, and threatened with an "itchy banning finger"

had max known you were so sensitive, I'm sure he wouldnt have said such a horrible thing to you, I hope you can some day get over it....

**Panamark** · 12-02-2009, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lesfunk

I am a rude cunt.
But not mean spirited.
Cocksuckers.

So you are not mean spirited to Cocksuckers ??
If male, Im very rude to them !!!

Fookin polesmokers !!

**Dan** · 12-02-2009, 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diamondsgirl

had max known you were so sensitive, I'm sure he wouldnt have said such a horrible thing to you, I hope you can some day get over it....

Amen To That.

**Panamark** · 12-02-2009, 04:56 AM

MAX is all about love and stuff, where the fuck is he ???
I miss him. He is a good bloke. I think after the latest
round of dickwads, we are all a little wiser..
DG, are you with him ?? hope so.....

**diamondsgirl** · 12-02-2009, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panamark

MAX is all about love and stuff, where the fuck is he ???
I miss him. He is a good bloke. I think after the latest
round of dickwads, we are all a little wiser..
DG, are you with him ?? hope so.....

Yes, Max was just singing "All You Need Is Love" as he fell asleep last night.

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Panamark SUPER MODERATOR Join Date: Jan 2004 Member Number: 24 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 15,667 Thanks: 202 Thanked 482 Times in 341 Posts Groans: 11 Groaned at 11 Times in 11 Posts Rep Power: 27 Last Online: Today 01:33 AM	OT Why are MAXI pads required ?? Is that if you have a MAXI VAG ?? I much prefer tampons, you can pretend they are little mice with tails and make em all run around all over the place ! They love sneaking into crevices and boxes the little buggers !! Those MAXI pads look like a matress for a small child ?? I've seen em in the shop !! Crikey.... Feel sorry for anyone that has to stuff those fuckers in their undies !!! __________________ BABY PANA IS HERE !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow ! Love ya Mary Frances!

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Panamark SUPER MODERATOR Join Date: Jan 2004 Member Number: 24 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 15,667 Thanks: 202 Thanked 482 Times in 341 Posts Groans: 11 Groaned at 11 Times in 11 Posts Rep Power: 27 Last Online: Today 01:33 AM	MAX is all about love and stuff, where the fuck is he ??? I miss him. He is a good bloke. I think after the latest round of dickwads, we are all a little wiser.. DG, are you with him ?? hope so..... __________________ BABY PANA IS HERE !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow ! Love ya Mary Frances!

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