The main Van Halen and David Lee Roth Discussion Forum. This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority.

Are you one of those misguided individuals that honestly thinks the verse to "Little Guitars" is Etch a Sketch instead of Catch as Catch? Use this forum to converse about your favorite lyric or album.

The Fan Introduction Forum is alive again for 2009. This is forum for new and old fans to mingle and introduce themselves. Tell others where you are from and how long you have been a Van Halen fanatic.

Post a David Lee Roth or Classic Van Halen pic, or maybe a pic of your dog hanging upside down in a tree. Members only.

The ongoing discussion on the War Against Terrorism. The soldiers of the DLR Army strike back. In honor of the victims of September 11, 2001. We will never forget.

So your balls itch? Someone just came and repossessed your trailer? We don't want to hear it! Post all non Van Halen or David Lee Roth related material here.

This is the place for all of us Army members to talk about the music that just can't stand up to Classic Van Halen/David Lee Roth. In other words...here's your non-VH/DLR music forum.

Sit back, crack open a beer and talk about your favorite team or sport. Of course, feel free to lay out the nearest fan whose take sucks.

The DLRArmy's premier forum for musicians. If you got it, talk about it. Need to know? Learn about it. Post your answers to the question every musician asks at one point or another: "How does he do that?"

Where you can ask questions and give reviews about live shows with other fans.

Welcome to Roth's Romper Room--THE home of the dumpMEISTERS. This is the pure, uncut, uncensored, unadulterated stuff. Hatched from the brilliant mind of the hitchBRAIN.

Does this place make you want to stab your keyboard? Your place for any website problems, suggestions or comments.