“Now, look, I just started calling everybody I fucking knew to come out and play with us tonight. And then I started calling everyone I don’t fuckin’ know to play with us tonight. There was one guy that I’ve never played with before. He was the fucking Bucket List motherfucker, this guy.
“We got the Bucket List motherfucker tonight!
“Ladies and gentlemen… would you please welcome… LOUDLY… David Lee Roth from Van Halen!”