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01-18-2023, 04:32 AM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Biden's Classified "Scandal" in The Front Line

Biden is toast. He’s going to be replaced. The next drama is Kamala Harris’s parent’s were non-citizens when she was born. That makes her an...

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01-18-2023, 04:20 AM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Guy Tries to Steal Guitar, Gets Ass Kicked in Max's Non VH/DLR Related Stuff

Bounced from Guitar Center. How humiliating. Actually Albuquerque is a rough town. Lot’s of riff raff there.

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01-18-2023, 04:16 AM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Biden's Classified "Scandal" in The Front Line

I don’t watch Faux you partisan simpleton. Anyways there’s going to be a few things happening you aren’t going to be happy about and might even find...

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01-18-2023, 04:11 AM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Biden's Classified "Scandal" in The Front Line

This is because the president—and only the president—has what’s called “plenary” power over national security matters, including document...

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01-17-2023, 07:11 AM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Biden's Classified "Scandal" in The Front Line

Barrack Obama can rescue Joe by saying he declassified those documents but if he does that he also gets Trump off the hook because it confirms...

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01-16-2023, 08:20 PM

Nitro Express replied to a thread DLR on Craig Ferguson's Late, Late Show in Main VH/DLR Discussion

Sammy is a STD from a vile sex act that came to life. He’s the Heat Miser of urinary tract burn. Whenever some poor schmuck pees he let’s out a Sammy...

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01-16-2023, 08:13 PM

Nitro Express replied to a thread DLR on Craig Ferguson's Late, Late Show in Main VH/DLR Discussion

Truth!

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01-16-2023, 08:11 PM

Nitro Express replied to a thread DLR on Craig Ferguson's Late, Late Show in Main VH/DLR Discussion

Alex won’t talk to me. Cries Sammy. I want a Van Halen reunion to promote my booze and clubs with. I need another Ferrari.

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01-16-2023, 08:07 PM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Steve Vai's Stolen "Swiss Cheese" guitar found! in Main VH/DLR Discussion

Well. It’s cheesy that’s for sure. It should be called the Gyno Guitar. It’s a green discharge that smells of Limburger.

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01-16-2023, 03:35 AM

Nitro Express replied to a thread DLR on Craig Ferguson's Late, Late Show in Main VH/DLR Discussion

I never liked Jump and a blue grass version with Dave trying to sing is absolutely ass blasting nauseating.

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01-16-2023, 03:12 AM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Steve Vai's Stolen "Swiss Cheese" guitar found! in Main VH/DLR Discussion

Well it’s not the first time someone caught some ick from Tijuana.

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01-16-2023, 03:02 AM

Nitro Express replied to a thread DLR on Craig Ferguson's Late, Late Show in Main VH/DLR Discussion

Reminds me of the scene in Pulp Fiction where Mr. Wallace says if you think your career is going to age like fine wine it ain’t. Take the money and...

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01-16-2023, 02:57 AM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Steve Vai's Stolen "Swiss Cheese" guitar found! in Main VH/DLR Discussion

It’s vaginal fungus with a big long dick. Can’t get more woke than that. It’s back instyle again!

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01-15-2023, 02:29 AM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Steve Vai's Stolen "Swiss Cheese" guitar found! in Main VH/DLR Discussion

Ha! Ha!

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01-15-2023, 02:28 AM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Lisa Marie Presley Dead at 54 in Max's Non VH/DLR Related Stuff

Elvis looked bad ass for the comeback special but you watch it and it’s disappointing. I watch Viva Las Vegas for shits and grins every now and...

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01-15-2023, 02:21 AM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Lisa Marie Presley Dead at 54 in Max's Non VH/DLR Related Stuff

Lisa Marie wasn’t half bad singing wise. She was good enough with the right marketing and promotion she could have had a bigger career. I felt...

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01-14-2023, 07:36 PM

Nitro Express replied to a thread David Lee Roth - Full Show in Las Vegas 01/09/2020 in Main VH/DLR Discussion

That bass player looked like he crawled out of the jungles of Borneo. Roth must have found him while on a Jungle Studs vacation.

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01-14-2023, 07:28 PM

Nitro Express replied to a thread David Lee Roth - Full Show in Las Vegas 01/09/2020 in Main VH/DLR Discussion

Van Halen impossible to replace. Eat ‘Em and Smile band another impossibility of a different flavor. It’s one thing to find musicians who can play...

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01-14-2023, 07:24 PM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Robbie Bachman of BTO...dead in House of Music

All I know is they took care of business.

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01-14-2023, 07:23 PM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Steve Vai's Stolen "Swiss Cheese" guitar found! in Main VH/DLR Discussion

That guitar looks like something that would grow in a petri dish after swabbing Madonna’s vagina.

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01-14-2023, 07:18 PM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Pathological Liar Republican Caught Pretending To Be Gay? in The Front Line

Ah they all go to the same orgies Ford. Politics puts pro wrestling to shame. But enjoy the dirt talking.

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01-14-2023, 07:14 PM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Lisa Marie Presley Dead at 54 in Max's Non VH/DLR Related Stuff

I remember watching the Elvis Live From Hawaii special they hyped the hell out of. I’m just a little kid but I could see whatever made the guy...

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01-14-2023, 01:24 AM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Robbie Bachman of BTO...dead in House of Music

They are dropping like flies. Who’s gonna go next week? Willie Nelson? Kieth Richards?

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01-14-2023, 01:16 AM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Lisa Marie Presley Dead at 54 in Max's Non VH/DLR Related Stuff

Shit. Priscilla and Lisa Marie look like they belong on an Adam’s Family set and not the Golden Globe Awards.

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01-13-2023, 01:32 AM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Lisa Marie Presley Dead at 54 in Max's Non VH/DLR Related Stuff

Well I got a special bottle of wine I’m saving for when I hear Sammy Hagar has gone tits up. He’s looking older and fatter. Eating all that greasy...

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01-13-2023, 01:27 AM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Lisa Marie Presley Dead at 54 in Max's Non VH/DLR Related Stuff

She could have had untreated high blood pressure. I’ve seen several people die of that in their early 50’s.

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01-11-2023, 09:32 PM

Nitro Express replied to a thread Jeff Beck Dead at 78 in House of Music

I saw Jeff Beck play a rockabilly show at a club. It was great.

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01-10-2023, 08:25 PM

Nitro Express replied to a thread KISS News Bits in House of Music

The thing is you always want to quit when you are still considered good. You don’t want to stay and turn KISS into PISS.

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01-10-2023, 08:23 PM

Nitro Express replied to a thread KISS News Bits in House of Music

Yup. Not North Korea or at least not yet. You WILL go to the KISS show or there will be grave circumstances in store for you!

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01-10-2023, 05:09 PM

Nitro Express replied to a thread "The Rolling Stones" Thread in House of Music

Well Dick was nice enough to see Elvis in the Oval Office on a last minute notice. What was great is Elvis brought a gun to give to the president. ...

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