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Today, 10:55 AM

chefcraig replied to a thread "Everybody up!" Who loves Dave ?!? in Main VH/DLR Discussion

Mainly that you were not Rod. Man, I loved those early solo albums with Ron Wood and them Faces albums. Yet somewhere around the mid 1970s, he...

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Today, 10:32 AM

chefcraig replied to a thread One More Thing: Fuck You, Peyton Manning in ALinChainz' Locker Room - Sports Central

I don't think Wes will be doing much of anything, and will be about as effective as he was with Miami when we had him. He's basically a bail-out...

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Today, 10:10 AM

chefcraig replied to a thread One More Thing: Fuck You, Peyton Manning in ALinChainz' Locker Room - Sports Central

Yes, yet rather than a prosthetic use of make up, they could simply use a rubber mallet on his face.

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Today, 10:08 AM

chefcraig replied to a thread "Everybody up!" Who loves Dave ?!? in Main VH/DLR Discussion

Say it ain't so...Imapus is really Rod Stewart? Christ, yet another illusion shattered to pieces. :duh:

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Today, 10:01 AM

chefcraig replied to a thread One More Thing: Fuck You, Peyton Manning in ALinChainz' Locker Room - Sports Central

Compare the photos, and you'll find the same consistency. Are you sure you have eyeballs? :nanana:

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Today, 09:17 AM

chefcraig replied to a thread One More Thing: Fuck You, Peyton Manning in ALinChainz' Locker Room - Sports Central

It's called lasagne. It's basically a quiche with tomato sauce, and incredibly far from edible. It's fucking ghastly, and I wouldn't eat it with your...

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Yesterday, 09:42 PM

Satan replied to a thread Massive Tornado Destroys Moore Oklahoma in The Front Line

Hey, leave Hell outa this! I have nothing to do with the weather up there. Question is, will the morons Inhofe and Coburn continue to deny the...

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Yesterday, 09:31 PM

Satan replied to a thread Ray Manzarek RIP in House of Music

Nope. He's going to be too busy doing reunion shows with Ray down here. And since John & Robbie ain't here yet, they're going to borrow Noel &...

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05-19-2013, 10:16 AM

chefcraig replied to a thread What are you eating right now? in Max's Non VH/DLR Related Stuff

Deep fried strips of dolphin (No, not the Flipper-type porpoise, it's a fish not a mammal).

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05-17-2013, 07:38 AM

chefcraig replied to a thread GAS: Chris Cornell ES-335 Signature in This Is Gear Street

It's similar to the John Lennon "Revolution" Casino from a few years ago, which features a sanded down and satin finish,removed pick guard, different...

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05-16-2013, 08:13 PM

chefcraig replied to a thread dick trickle dies in ALinChainz' Locker Room - Sports Central

What a shame. I knew a guy that raced in the midwest, and was a contemporary of Mr. Trickle. The stories about the guy are legendary, like the time...

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05-16-2013, 03:43 PM

chefcraig replied to a thread Meeting Ginger Baker: an experience to forget in House of Music

Copeland has always been outstanding. Fuck, he performed the soundtrack for the outstanding yet sadly forgotten TV series The Equalizer. And his live...

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05-16-2013, 12:43 PM

chefcraig replied to a thread MLB 2013 Season thread in ALinChainz' Locker Room - Sports Central

At last! A bit of moderating I can actually accomplish without shutting down the entire staff computer section or get arrested for attempting. My...

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05-16-2013, 12:30 PM

chefcraig replied to a thread Meeting Ginger Baker: an experience to forget in House of Music

I get Baker's point about people being anally critical and over analyzing portents of music. Let's face it, the dumbest farmers more often than not...

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05-16-2013, 11:40 AM

chefcraig replied to a thread Meeting Ginger Baker: an experience to forget in House of Music

Baker has always been an odd duck. I recall seeing him with one of his Air Force pick-up bands, opening for the Doobie Brothers in 1974 or so. The...

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05-16-2013, 10:44 AM

chefcraig replied to a thread How Van Halen Explains ObamaCare, ETC in The Front Line

The local fire department, naturally. They are used to handling "prickly" situations. Needless to say, the poor bastard will need to have his...err,...

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05-15-2013, 04:03 PM

chefcraig replied to a thread Check out this gun that shoots salt in Max's Non VH/DLR Related Stuff

No, for that imagery to work, Clint would have to say... Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded...

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05-15-2013, 03:54 PM

sonrisa salvaje replied to a thread Angelina Jolly cuts her tits off in Max's Non VH/DLR Related Stuff

Don't take any offense to my jests C-Dog; i'm just joshing with you and i thought our back and forth was quite entertaining. I'm not trying to be...

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05-15-2013, 03:05 PM

chefcraig replied to a thread Kitchen Nightmares - This is a must see. in Max's Non VH/DLR Related Stuff

Hopefully she had the brains to unwrap them first...

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05-15-2013, 02:56 PM

chefcraig replied to a thread U.S. Post Office Cuts Saturday Mail Delivery in The Front Line

An off duty mailman came into my business the other evening, and I asked him about the Saturday delivery. He said he isn't that surprised, as there...

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05-15-2013, 12:07 PM

chefcraig replied to a thread Check out this gun that shoots salt in Max's Non VH/DLR Related Stuff

Just keep your eyes open in case Farmer John shows up. :eek1:

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