What in the living fuck is the orange idiot going on about? We won World War I and World War II from our forts?? (All those World War II battles that...
It still cracks me up that my daughter, who always tries to say nice things about people, could not help herself when we were watching the Oscars and...
You do realize the whole "sniff girls in public" video was doctored, right? It's been 100% confirmed that the "sniffing" shit was added to the video,...
"Sometimes I feel like I'm holding Sam by his head and he's swinging at me, but his arms don't reach. And I'm eating a sandwich."
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“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White