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Yesterday, 09:34 PM
Sammy foolishly thought some hot shot like Joe could be Eddie Van Halen. It’s all a publicity stunt to sell the boxed set coming out. Hagar is...
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Yesterday, 05:14 PM
Says it all.
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Yesterday, 04:25 PM
Too bad your wife didn’t pepper spray the bastard in the face. Oh you like red do you? Here you go, here’s red in your eyes! Then the ruckus gets...
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Yesterday, 11:56 AM
So Sam has guests backstage and he’s making the move on your wife. What a tool.
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Yesterday, 11:54 AM
Joe Satriani’s biggest accomplishment is he’s even more boring onstage than Yngwie Malmsteen. I can take a half hour of Yngwie. I only can take...
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Yesterday, 11:44 AM
I lived in a place in New York that had an old school toilet with the tank way up on the wall and a pull chain. It roared like a lion when you...
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Yesterday, 11:37 AM
I doubt Wolf see’s a doctor on a regular basis. Sometimes to insure a tour the insurance company requires checkups for band members.
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Yesterday, 11:34 AM
He’s probably already in the early stages of heart disease and pre diabetic. If he has high cholesterol and high blood pressure he could drop...
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Yesterday, 11:26 AM
I would be all for THC edibles being served at sporting events. I’m tired of having beer spilled on me.
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Yesterday, 11:22 AM
Ha! Talk to some cops or Emergency Room staff and ask them how much trouble pot heads cause. Not much. Drunks are way worse but you can buy...
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11-27-2023, 10:51 PM
Nice tits and nailing a celebrity chick was probably the fetish.
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11-27-2023, 04:26 PM
The new album should be called LAME AS FUCK shitty songs for shitheads.
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11-27-2023, 04:23 PM
I think part of it was society was prudish about talking about sex, so due to social politeness a lot was ignored and swept under the rug. Today...
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11-27-2023, 04:18 PM
Sammy The Flatuent and Fartman. There’s enough gas being spewed to blow up Manhattan.
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11-27-2023, 12:23 PM
Dos anyone in a Sammy Hagar audience weigh less than 300 pounds? If you are looking to Sammy Hagar for an escape you are some lame ass...
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11-27-2023, 12:16 PM
Sammy Hagar never could get into Studio 54 but if he could he would be covered in glitter sucking dicks in the balcony.
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11-27-2023, 03:40 AM
I was joking but Hollywood has always been a cess pool. The casting couch is a thing.
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11-27-2023, 03:34 AM
Paul Gilbert is quite entertaining and in the entertainment business it’s a good asset to have.
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11-26-2023, 07:53 PM
The biggest myth is your daughter got famous in Hollywood and is still a virgin.
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11-26-2023, 07:52 PM
Now we know who inspired the song. Well Linda got more cock ran a hen house with a horny rooster locked in it.
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11-26-2023, 04:55 PM
You can spell FAIL so many ways with this project.
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11-26-2023, 04:53 PM
I think it’s an ego thing. I think for most guys they are attracted to women more their age. You liked teens when you were a teen. You liked the...
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11-26-2023, 01:18 PM
Well Slavey’s was quite the place. A place of legend that is no longer there but the Pioneer Saloon is still there and still serving great steaks in...
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11-26-2023, 01:10 PM
. Well my friend got knocked down by her ass. He was lucky. She backed into him. He loved it!
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11-26-2023, 01:07 PM
She was pretty good looking in her younger years. I was lucky. I would see her when she was in her teens and 20’s. Her mom was a bit of a bitch.
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11-26-2023, 11:44 AM
Brooke Shield’s mom had a place in our neighborhood. I would see Brooke out and about every now and then. She’s really tall. She bumped into one...
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11-26-2023, 11:34 AM
Satch was the most boring performer at the G3. Steve Vai did some interesting piece on a multi neck guitar and Steve has an image. Yngwie was...
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11-26-2023, 11:24 AM
It was all ludes and pudding pops. Then you went on TV and pretended to be respectable.
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11-26-2023, 11:15 AM
Maybe her head spun around too.
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11-26-2023, 11:12 AM
You know Studio 54 was off the rails when they were letting minors like Brook Shields and Linda Blair in. That place was basically a coked up...
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Nitro Express on 11-22-2023 at 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by
Vinnie Velvet

Originally Posted by
twonabomber
And now it sounds like Sam is taking credit for the joint tour of '02
If I were Dave I would stay clear of this clown. Alex is doing the right thing by staying away.
Al is either really pissed or laughing his ass off.
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Nitro Express on 11-22-2023 at 06:51 AM

Originally Posted by
MasonL

Originally Posted by
ZahZoo
It's just a shame that no one in the Van Halen clan could do a damn thing to recognize/memorialize/etc the passing of Ed or celebrate the man's contributions to rock music. I guess Wolfgang's 2 song performance at the Hawkins Tribute was something... but it wasn't intended to be about Ed.
I do give credit to Sam and Mike for doing something for Eddie that the whole damn music industry lacks the balls to do... including David Lee Roth. It's becoming apparent Dave doesn't have the ability to contribute to any of this. Please don't counter that Dave's above it all... that's bullshit. His best productive output is craft time finger painting and directing his media person to post to social media...
I never liked this whole idea of doing a “tribute” to a dead band member. It’s a very Hagar businessman thing to do but it’s not an art-centric, Classic VH thing to do. They’re profiting off the death of their band mate. It’s not classy and humble at all despite how many times Sam talks about how cool he is. And of course it’s never as good as it once was. Sam doesn’t seem to get that he’s beating the VH image into the ground by doing this shit, not elevating it.
More like Sammy is looking like a huge dork. Ed is probably up there laughing his ass off.
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Nitro Express on 10-30-2023 at 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by
Vinnie Velvet

Originally Posted by
Seshmeister
That dumb fat fuck Trunk failing to realize everyone in the band is a "person commonly be known by three initials?"
I hope Dave doesn't not like the album though. The Tokyo thing I would maybe understand more.
I think its total BS saying Dave doesn't like the ADKOT album.
Sure we all know he would've preferred Mike on it which is why he didn't want Wolf and Ed to record background vox. But that doesn't mean he wants it now pulled from streaming.
It’s BS. Dave wouldn’t continue in a project he didn’t like. I remember Dave taking about a Different Kind of Truth and proudly saying he wrote some of the lyrics while riding on the fire engine as an EMT. I think that’s where Chinatown comes from. Look at the album cover. That’s all Dave.
Wolfgang is just being an ass. He HATES VH fans and it shows. Oh well, the fat fuck clearly isn’t happy even with his band’s success. The guy goes into his depressive mode and shits on VH fans on social media. He was a daddy’s boy and dad is gone. For some reason he hates us and the Van Halen legacy. Wolf is heading for a heart attack. Maybe someone with more sense will do more with the legacy once Wolf is out of the picture. Alex’s son seems like a fun guy. I heard good things. He’s a runner. He’s about as opposite as Wolf as you can get.
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Nitro Express on 07-11-2023 at 04:17 AM

Originally Posted by
Von Halen
Rammstein has had the same 6 members for what, 20 something years at least? Extremely rare not to have replaced at least one member.
Van Halen had 6 great albums. I'd like to think had Dave stayed, they'd have had at least 10. Some will argue the 4 with Clichegar are also great, so they do have 10 great albums under the Van Halen name. As a whole, I don't think the Van Hagar albums have stood the test of time nearly as well as the Van Halen albums. My girlfriend is a Dave era fan. But she's more of a fan of the more popular tunes. When we are cruising in the dune buggy and I have the playlist on the 6 pack, she will hear a song she's never heard or rarely heard and every time will go "Wow, that's another great song." Really, the only song I skip in the whole playlist, is "Jump". I didn't like it the first time I ever heard it, and I still don't like it. I can close my eyes and go back to the first time it was played on the radio. I was so disappointed. My buddies razzed the shit out of me too. But then, the rest of the album came out. Wow. To come out with an album like that, and then break up the band after the tour. A fucking travesty. It's just a shame the way it all played out. I have to believe they all have their regrets. I believe even Ed had regrets. They did so much between 78 and 84, and so little between 2007 and 2015 new music wise. I don't think Ed ever believed the sands of time were running out. Then boom. They did. Quickly.
Man, I'm still devastated over the break up after 1984. I'm still devastated Ed is gone.
Roth is a clever lyric writer. He doesn’t get enough credit for it. Roth made VH more interesting.
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Nitro Express on 06-08-2023 at 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by
Nitro Express
Exactly. A band is a brand. You still can sell Stones shit when your body is too worn out to tour. I mean people are begging Alex to sell them some VH shit. The fans want it. Please Alex, take our money!
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