The Reason Dave is EMT / Paramedic Training!

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  • IMFUCKINPISSED
    Full On Cocktard
    • Mar 2004
    • 44

    The Reason Dave is EMT / Paramedic Training!

    Anyone here ever think of WHY Dave is taking the EMT/ Paramedic course??? It's because when he reunites with Ed / VanHalen ; He can save Eds life when Eddie dies onstage from all the substance abuse!
    Dave is Always thinking Way ahead of everyone else in VanHalen!!!!!

    Also he can help Mike, and Alex when he kicks there Dumb Asses!
  • lms2

    #2
    I am not sure that Dave's training can reverse the effects of years of substance abuse...

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    • Northern Girl
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2004
      • 3956

      #3
      I know why. Read my sig.
      Same ole song and dance...

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      • guitarboy5150
        Head Fluffer
        • Dec 2004
        • 279

        #4
        just look at the way he saves alex from choking

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        • diamondsgirl
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7550

          #5
          Re: The Reason Dave is EMT / Paramedic Training!

          Originally posted by IMFUCKINPISSED
          Anyone here ever think of WHY Dave is taking the EMT/ Paramedic course??? It's because when he reunites with Ed / VanHalen ; He can save Eds life when Eddie dies onstage from all the substance abuse!
          Dave is Always thinking Way ahead of everyone else in VanHalen!!!!!

          Also he can help Mike, and Alex when he kicks there Dumb Asses!
          LOL.

          The entire band needs some CPR.
          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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          • CROWBAR
            Commando
            • Sep 2004
            • 1283

            #6
            Diamondsgirl, Happy Belated B-Day!! I'll bet you would fake an accident just to get Dave to paddle you!

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            • diamondsgirl
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Apr 2004
              • 7550

              #7
              Originally posted by CROWBAR
              Diamondsgirl, Happy Belated B-Day!! I'll bet you would fake an accident just to get Dave to paddle you!
              Switch and I have a plan to jump in front of ambulances in NYC. We are going to take some stunt classes first to make sure we learn how to roll right to avoid serious injury and of course we will be wearing protective head gear.

              Here's hoping that we jump in front of the right one with in the first few tries. :bottle:
              “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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              • CROWBAR
                Commando
                • Sep 2004
                • 1283

                #8
                Your chances of immediate success would be to hop a plane now and be in Orlando tonight babe!!

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                • diamondsgirl
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 7550

                  #9
                  I wish I could!
                  “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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