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Tomorrow is April 1st. Wouldn't it be fitting for Van Halen to make an announcement about an upcoming summer tour and album? People would be like "That can't be real. Just some April Fools Day joke. Ed is too busy selling sneakers and guitar equipment. Wasn't Wolf just in a Doritos commercial?" Just a thought.
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"I got a gut feeling..."
just take some pepto
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That would require an insane amount of effort on behalf of the fuckwit sisters... you know- telling ed's whore of a wife to type up a release...Originally posted by wiseguyComment
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Wouldn't it be ironic if Dave announced he's left VH-again? 25 years to the date? Again?When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.Comment
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I used to have gut feelings, like coming home on my 30th b day to a surprise party which never happened. Or my 40th, which never happened. So to wish for anything from VH is just that-wishful thinking. Could happen, but probably won't. No use losing sleep. Life will go on. Maybe I'll have a birthday party someday.When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.Comment
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Theoretically, wouldn't you have to teach her to type first? For that matter, some remedial classes in sentence structure would be a good idea as well, judging from some of the borderline incoherence, general ineptitude and downright nebulousness of her other press releases.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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No, I'm 40. 41 in June. I know my profile says 39, I just never bothered to fix it. If I was going to lie about my age, I'd say I was like 24 or something, but then no one would believe me when I say I saw VH in 1984. Now when I meet a girl in a bar, that's a different story
When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.Comment
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Damn, Antman, you nearly brought a tear to my eye... what the fuck kind of friends and family and woman do you have that you don't ever get a bday party?!?!?
Happy Birthday In Advance!
That is all.
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Not really an anniversary I care to celebrate. I'm sure it's on Sammy's calendar though. That was the date that his future fortunes were about to change big time. Dude hit the fucking lottery. That's fine & all. But now that he has his money, I just wish he would shut his trap about Van Halen except to say congrats to them on the successful 07/08 tour.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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To me bdays are nothing special. Christ, half my friends don't even know when it is. I never make a big deal of it maybe that's why. But thanks for the wishes in advance!When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.Comment
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This would require Ed to have a sense of humour.
He had a humour by-pass circa 1985, so it is doubtful that any such announcement will be made.The Power Of The Riff Compels MeComment
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i'm afraid the wifey is cookin' up some big deal for my 40th in may.
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"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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