5 reasons the Army is superior to Facebook

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  • Sensible Shoes
    Full Member Status

    • Oct 2009
    • 4650

    5 reasons the Army is superior to Facebook

    Yes, it just occured to me that I am SO Much more entertained here than at the premier social networking site. So here are my reasons: You pick up the ball with yours.

    1. You can turn any c****t word into cunt.
    2. People do not feel they have to be NICE.
    3. We have better smileys
    4. You can't delete posts. Drunken pontificating cannot be removed the next day, no matter how embarrassed you are. If you find a way somehow, some asshole will have made a screen capture and torture you forever with it anyway,.
    5. Steve Savicki is a fag.

    Oh dear.
  • Sensible Shoes
    Full Member Status

    • Oct 2009
    • 4650

    #2
    Let me add a sixth.

    6. only here would some dumbass have a feature turned on that won't let you use "common" words like "far" or "better" in a thread tag

    Oh dear.

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    • Little Texan
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2004
      • 4579

      #3
      7. The Roth Army has an arcade with much better games, and not the ultra GAY ones on Facebook.

      Farmville=Richard Simmons GAY
      Last edited by Little Texan; 04-18-2010, 11:37 AM.

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 58755

        #4
        8.) Rupert Murdoch does not, and never will, own the Roth Army.
        Eat Us And Smile

        Cenk For America 2024!!

        Justice Democrats


        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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        • hideyoursheep
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2007
          • 6351

          #5
          9) I cannot navigate FaceBook.

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32798

            #6
            FaceBook is nothing more than electronic masturbation. Instead of stroking my ego on a FaceBook page I stroke my dick to the fine porn found here at the Roth Army.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • Panamark
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 17113

              #7
              We were into online socializing ten years before those fuckers !
              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
              Love ya Mary Frances!

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17113

                #8
                Originally posted by FORD
                8.) Rupert Murdoch does not, and never will, own the Roth Army.
                That dude wants to start charging to look at all his news web sites....
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • Igosplut
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2793

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Panamark
                  We were into online socializing ten years before those fuckers !
                  Is THAT what we call this???
                  Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                  • Panamark
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 17113

                    #10
                    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                    Love ya Mary Frances!

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                    • Panamark
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 17113

                      #11
                      Sorry Igo I was looking for a "Fuck nose" graphic to answer your question and
                      saw this. Made me laugh
                      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                      Love ya Mary Frances!

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                      • Diamondjimi
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2004
                        • 12086

                        #12
                        #10-We are the only site on the net with only 2 rules...
                        Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                        • MAX
                          Rotharmy Gladiator

                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12968

                          #13
                          Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                          9) I cannot navigate FaceBook.
                          LOL @ me neither. I'm fucking clueless on fb.
                          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                          • Golden AWe
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 33627

                            #14
                            Army has The Dump.
                            Originally posted by Cato
                            Golden, why are you FAT?
                            Originally posted by lesfunk
                            Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                            http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                            • Hardrock69
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 21833

                              #15
                              The Army is MUCH superior to FB.

                              For all of the above reasons, as well as reasons I cannot think of.

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