Well I got hired to repair kirby vacuums, now should I take the job or RUNAWAY?

[BITEYOASS]

Just askin! It's either this, keep looking for an electrical job, or re-enlist and risk going to that shithole called afghanistan.

Right now I'm working part-time at UPS but it ain't paying much.

I also have this lead singer in a metal band idea that keeps popping in my head. But how the fuck could you find anyone to start one up in bama?

[chefcraig]

Even though a vacuum cleaner job has to suck (sorry, had to do it), chances are you will not have anyone shooting at you for wearing the company uniform. As for the metal band gig, just be thankful you are not pursuing the dream in Florida. I dunno about you, but for me, Latin-tinged heavy metal sounds so...unconvincing. Sort of like seeing Ricky Ricardo singing "Babaloo" in bondage gear.

[Nickdfresh]

There's nothing wrong with fixing those Kirby, Cylon vacuums. but I thought you had an aviation background?

[Anonymous]

As for the metal band gig, just be thankful you are not pursuing the dream in Florida.

I just GOTTA visit Florida one of these days. It can't be as bad as you always make it out to be... can it?

Cheers! :bottle:

[chefcraig]

I just GOTTA visit Florida one of these days. It can't be as bad as you always make it out to be... can it?

Cheers! :bottle:

Worse.

[fryingdutchman]

I'd hold out for a glam job with Oreck or Dyson...

[BITEYOASS]

There's nothing wrong with fixing those Kirby, Cylon vacuums. but I thought you had an aviation background?

Well unless I'm working for a mercenary aviation unit, there is no civillian equivalent to an Aviation Ordnanceman in the civillian world. And so far, I haven't seen any new civillian airliners with pylons that allow the plane to use aircraft weapons.

[twonabomber]

i thought Kirbys ran forever? mine's so old it's steam powered, and it runs great!

[BITEYOASS]

Well holy shit, the kirby assembler/maintenance job turned out to be a fuckin salesman job. I don't see that in the classified ad they posted. Luckily I halled balls out of there before I signed anything or listen to their speech.

This pent up anger makes me want to write a song and listen to some Sam Kinison.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

donno, could be a prime groundfloor opportunity for sellin' kirbies in alabama. tell them they are costner's new water reclaiming machines.

[chefcraig]

Well holy shit, the kirby assembler/maintenance job turned out to be a fuckin salesman job. I don't see that in the classified ad they posted. Luckily I halled balls out of there before I signed anything or listen to their speech.

Good for you. The outfit more than likely would have wanted you to work off a draw system, which today is little more than indentured servitude. Remember, there is a reason when a job opens up in this economy: Someone who previously held the position felt that being unemployed was a better option than doing it.

[BITEYOASS]

Luckily I'm still working at UPS part-time. I'll see if I can get a double-shift. But I'll tell you a few things I'd rather do than become a salesman:

-Re-enlist and go to Afghanistan.
-Be a stand up comedian or lead singer in band, and play in a really shitty redneck dive bar out in the deep south.
-Be a Janitor on a porn set.
-Sell weed to college students. LOL

[chefcraig]

Luckily I'm still working at UPS part-time. I'll see if I can get a double-shift.

As things head toward the holiday season, you'd think UPS would soon be moving some of their part timers to full time, at least temporarily.

[Nitro Express]

Our UPS driver is a cute blond who's nice legs and ass look wonderful in those tight UPS short. Man. I tell you I want to bend her over some boxes in the back of her van and ram one home!

[Nitro Express]

I'd hold out for a glam job with Oreck or Dyson...

My Cousin rebuilds aircraft engines and has done some work for Mr. Oreck who owns a couple collectable airplanes.