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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35196

    Sexy?

    I could see things getting a bit weird in a few years time...

  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    #2
    An animatronic life sized Barbie that looks like Lady Gaga? I would hump it like a dog.
    Last edited by Nitro Express; 06-18-2014, 11:51 PM.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58787

      #3
      Well, until they get the actual sex dolls perfected, there's always the Chinese Blow Job Machine......



      Doesn't look very attractive, but apparently it gets the job done.
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      • Seshmeister
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Oct 2003
        • 35196

        #4
        You wouldn't want to buy the model that's been on display...

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        • ashstralia
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Feb 2004
          • 6566

          #5
          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          You wouldn't want to buy the model that's been on display...
          You've seen enough Internet to know that bidding will go in to the stratosphere... Literally!

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          • ZahZoo
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Jan 2004
            • 8970

            #6
            Not sexy...
            "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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            • DONNIEP
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Mar 2004
              • 13373

              #7
              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              I could see things getting a bit weird in a few years time...
              Great. This will be just one more reason for the Replicants to turn against their masters...
              American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #8
                Disgusting...

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                • Anonymous
                  Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 12748

                  #9
                  Butt... can you pee on 'em? Or will they rust?

                  That's an important question.

                  Cheers!

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                  • DONNIEP
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 13373

                    #10
                    How long until they're just like this?

                    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      #11
                      Or this...

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                      • Anonymous
                        Banned
                        • May 2004
                        • 12748

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ELVIS
                        Or this...

                        Pr3v3rt!

                        I'll take one that looks like Cindy Crawford circa 35-40.

                        Scratch that, I'll take TWO.

                        Can they make a Cindy Crawford tranny? That would be... intriguing...

                        Cheers!

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                        • ZahZoo
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8970

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                          Butt... can you pee on 'em? Or will they rust?

                          That's an important question.

                          Cheers!
                          I'd advise against that... it's an electrical device. Without proper grounding... a short circuit could have debilitating results if that DC voltage comes in contact with your pee stream. There's only one path for it to follow...
                          "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                          • Anonymous
                            Banned
                            • May 2004
                            • 12748

                            #14
                            Well, it's useless, then.

                            Cheers!

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                            • ZahZoo
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8970

                              #15
                              I know there's a fascination with mechanical things... but electricity and certain body parts are not a good combination.

                              Here's a short clip... it's safe for work but should give you an idea what you're working with Izzy...

                              "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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