Interracial couple denied marriage license in Louisiana - Page 4

**chan_bkny** · 10-26-2009, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by standin

I actually heard it on the white side too. The white side, it meant that the person would not be welcomed back to the white race. And when I heard it from black people it always sounded foreboding. Like oh shit what's going to happen, invasion of the body snatchers? And usually not from a very socially diverse family. And color does not guarantee sexual ability. I can attest to that. If I judged the whole black race one experience. Well, needless to say, I did not experience one side of black culture. Not all of black people run dog fighting mills, mistreat women, have no family skills, have low self esteems, have criminal tendencies and have an inability to preform ( I assume that part), many white guys fit that description too (some parts of that is assumed too).

Oh, I admit if I could find someone that looked like me AND be compatible. I would be with me. I am a separatist that way. But Me's are very far and few between. And inevitably the cringe factor comes up of "Wow, we look so close alike we could be related". That conversation's pretty much a deal breaker. Just eww.

I hadn't heard the expression used in that context. I know what you mean, though. Someone's being disowned by his/her family because he/she fell in love with someone outside of his/her race. Family disapproval of one's significant other happens all the time. You'd think we've evolved from that, but if it's not a race issue, it's "How much does he make?" "Did he go to university?" "What are the occupations of his parents?"

Hey, I've always had this question that no one seemed to know the answer. How come there are no jokes (at least I haven't heard any) about the heterosexual WASP male? You hear jokes about Chinese, Japanese, Middle Eastern people, Jews, women (woman driver jokes are so tiresome), blacks, but hardly ever about WASPs. Why is that? It leads me to think that all these off-color jokes were made up by WASPs. I did find one website called "Stuff White People Like." It's harmless funny stuff, though, nothing demeaning and malicious.

**FORD** · 10-26-2009, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by chan_bkny

Hey, I've always had this question that no one seemed to know the answer. How come there are no jokes (at least I haven't heard any) about the heterosexual WASP male?

But there are......

Q: Why did God create WASPs?
A: Someone has to buy retail!

Q: What do WASPs think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is?
A: A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers.

Q: How can you tell if a WASP is sexually excited?
A: The stiff upper lip.

Q: What's an American WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
A: Dating a Canadian.

Q: What's a WASP's idea of social security?
A: An ancestor on the Mayflower.

Q: Why did the WASP cross the street?
A: To get to the middle of the road.

Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?
A: A dinner party.

Q: What do WASPs think of the Mideast situation?
A: Well, Newport is all right, but EVERYbody goes to the Cape.

Q: How does a WASP propose marriage?
A: "How would you like to be buried with my people?"

Q: What's a WASP's idea of affirmative action?
A: Hiring South American jockeys.

Q: What do WASPs say after sex?
A: "Thank you very much. I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

Q. What do you call a WASP with a four-inch prick?
A. Well hung.

Q. How can you tell when a WASP is dead?
A. He lets go of his wallet.

Q. What do you call a WASP virgin?
A. You can't. Her number's unlisted.

Q. What's a WASP's favourite song?
A. "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas."

Q. What does a professional WASP call her boss?
A. Daddy

Q: How many WASPS does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. Two to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

Q: What is a WASP menage a trois?
A: Two headaches and one hard-on.

Q: Why do WASPs play golf?
A: So they can dress like pimps.

Q. What is the definition of a WASP?
A. Someone who gets out of the shower to take a leak.

**Coyote** · 10-26-2009, 11:36 AM

Stuff White People Like

**chan_bkny** · 10-26-2009, 11:48 AM

Stuff White People Like:

#101: Being offended

#71: Being the only white person around

#62: Knowing what's best for poor people

#14: Having black friends

#11: Asian girls

**Coyote** · 10-26-2009, 11:57 AM

#33:

**chan_bkny** · 10-26-2009, 12:03 PM

#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture

**Coyote** · 10-26-2009, 12:04 PM

#116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore « Stuff White People Like

**Coyote** · 10-26-2009, 12:16 PM

Some things just hit you hard...

#106 Facebook « Stuff White People Like

**chan_bkny** · 10-26-2009, 12:37 PM

FB might be no more as foursquare.com might be the new FB.

**Jesus Christ** · 10-26-2009, 04:47 PM

Nobody's posted any Jewish jokes yet?

Should I thank Dad for that?

**chan_bkny** · 10-26-2009, 04:50 PM

Are you sure you want to hear one? People have made rude comments about my accent, calling me "Jewyawka." Doesn't make me feel like laughing.

**Jesus Christ** · 10-26-2009, 04:55 PM

Verily, there are many of My people in New York, but they hardly own the place. There's at least as many Italians there, right?

**Coyote** · 10-26-2009, 05:00 PM

**Coyote** · 10-26-2009, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus Christ

Nobody's posted any Jewish jokes yet?

Should I thank Dad for that?

"Two Jews walk into a bar..."

**lesfunk** · 10-26-2009, 05:25 PM

What does a Jewish Child molester say?

"Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"

**Nickdfresh** · 10-26-2009, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chan_bkny

Oh, gawd. Say it ain't so.

What do you care? I think I'm on the other side of the frigging state, which effectively precludes us from hanging out.

**Diamondjimi** · 10-26-2009, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORD

But there are......

Q: Why did God create WASPs?
A: Someone has to buy retail!

Q: What do WASPs think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is?
A: A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers.

Q: How can you tell if a WASP is sexually excited?
A: The stiff upper lip.

Q: What's an American WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
A: Dating a Canadian.

Q: What's a WASP's idea of social security?
A: An ancestor on the Mayflower.

Q: Why did the WASP cross the street?
A: To get to the middle of the road.

Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?
A: A dinner party.

Q: What do WASPs think of the Mideast situation?
A: Well, Newport is all right, but EVERYbody goes to the Cape.

Q: How does a WASP propose marriage?
A: "How would you like to be buried with my people?"

Q: What's a WASP's idea of affirmative action?
A: Hiring South American jockeys.

Q: What do WASPs say after sex?
A: "Thank you very much. I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

Q. What do you call a WASP with a four-inch prick?
A. Well hung.

Q. How can you tell when a WASP is dead?
A. He lets go of his wallet.

Q. What do you call a WASP virgin?
A. You can't. Her number's unlisted.

Q. What's a WASP's favourite song?
A. "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas."

Q. What does a professional WASP call her boss?
A. Daddy

Q: How many WASPS does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. Two to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

Q: What is a WASP menage a trois?
A: Two headaches and one hard-on.

Q: Why do WASPs play golf?
A: So they can dress like pimps.

Q. What is the definition of a WASP?
A. Someone who gets out of the shower to take a leak.

As a WASP, I find this very offensive...

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Originally Posted by Coyote

"Two Jews walk into a bar..."

Careful.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by lesfunk

What does a Jewish Child molester say?

"Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"

Ah dude, yer on the shit list now...

**FORD** · 10-26-2009, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diamondjimi

As a WASP, I find this very offensive...

Careful.....

Ah dude, yer on the shit list now...

How can you be both a WASP and a Jew?

**Diamondjimi** · 10-26-2009, 08:30 PM

Well ,it wasn't my shit list I was referring to...

**FORD** · 10-26-2009, 08:38 PM

Oh.... I get it....

**Ducks to avoid any stray lightning bolts coming from Heaven......**

**Nickdfresh** · 10-26-2009, 09:12 PM

Well, as I like to say to my girlfriend: "once you go white, you'll go back."

**Diamondjimi** · 10-26-2009, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORD

Oh.... I get it....

**Ducks to avoid any stray lightning bolts coming from Heaven......**

**chan_bkny** · 10-26-2009, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickdfresh

What do you care? I think I'm on the other side of the frigging state, which effectively precludes us from hanging out.

Thank Bodhisattva for that.

Peace.

**Nickdfresh** · 10-26-2009, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chan_bkny

Thank Bodhisattva for that.

Peace.

Awe, c'mon. You know you love me.

**hideyoursheep** · 10-28-2009, 06:57 AM

Anyone tried this Ancestry.com thing?

Is it some kind of a rip-off?

I did this 15 day trial thing...just to look up my great-grandfather who was killed before my grandmother was born and found some interesting shit, like his draft registration card from 1917. That much was legit.....it was when I dug deeper into the family roots that things seemed a little phony. Anyone else tried it?

**chan_bkny** · 10-28-2009, 09:11 AM

I didn't try Ancestry.com, but something else a long time ago. There were no search results, which didn't surprise me. Would be interested to know whether there were any foreigners in the family tree as there were so many invasions throughout history.

**chan_bkny** · 10-28-2009, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickdfresh

Awe, c'mon. You know you love me.

Oh, please. You can't even rhyme.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickdfresh

Well, as I like to say to my girlfriend: "once you go white, you'll go back."

**Nickdfresh** · 10-28-2009, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hideyoursheep

Anyone tried this Ancestry.com thing?

Is it some kind of a rip-off?

I did this 15 day trial thing...just to look up my great-grandfather who was killed before my grandmother was born and found some interesting shit, like his draft registration card from 1917. That much was legit.....it was when I dug deeper into the family roots that things seemed a little phony. Anyone else tried it?

My parents and a brother are into that stuff. Personally, I don't find it too useful other than being mildly interesting.

I have found out that I'm related to the first guy to get hit by a car and die in Buffalo, NY though.

**Nickdfresh** · 10-28-2009, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chan_bkny

Oh, please. You can't even rhyme.

I'm more of a prose guy anyways...

**chan_bkny** · 10-28-2009, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickdfresh

...I have found out that I'm related to the first guy to get hit by a car and die in Buffalo, NY though.

Could be worse, like finding out that one's family member was thrown into jail and died there because the government accused him and his entire family of being capitalists.

**hideyoursheep** · 10-28-2009, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickdfresh

My parents and a brother are into that stuff. Personally, I don't find it too useful other than being mildly interesting.

I have found out that I'm related to the first guy to get hit by a car and die in Buffalo, NY though.

Once I was into some unfamiliar names, I lost interest myself.

There were a bunch of one-name individuals beginning in the 1830's. People with no last names....not sure what that was all about. That's what made me think it was just a scam.

**FORD** · 10-28-2009, 03:36 PM

If it's a genealogy site, more than likely it's a LDS church recruiting tool. Give them your address, and next thing you know, there will be a couple of young dudes in white shirts, ties, and bicycle helmets knocking on your door with Books of Mormon in hand, willing to tell you about Elohim, our Heavenly Father's plan for your life.

And then they'll baptize all your dead relatives by proxy, so you might as well be Mormon yourself, because all your ancestors now are.

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