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eventually, of course. However, I have some things I'd like to get done before I relocate to Heaven, so hopefully not for a long time yet.
Everything is horrible
Really really really terrible
I'm really depressed
I'm really downtrodden
The whole world is doomed
We're all gonna die
25,672 people die every single minute
Seventeen hundred and fifty people just died
Cancer
Death
Aids
Inflation
Taxes
George Bush
Hell
Satan
Cancer of the face
Cancer of the colon
Cancer of the wrist
and John Denver on compact disc
Get a helmet. Life is tough.
25,672 per minute?
That's 1,540,320 people dead per hour. 36,967,680 per day. 13,493,203,200 on an average year. There's not even that many people alive right now.
It's Denis Leary...get with the program!
He's a comedian.
I don't find him particularly funny, which is why I'm not familiar with his stuff.
By the time I recognize his face, I've already changed the program.
Artist: The Jim Carroll Band Lyrics
Song: People Who Died Lyrics
People Who Died
Teddy sniffing glue he was 12 years old
Fell from the roof on East Two-nine
Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug
On 26 reds and a bottle of wine
Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old
He looked like 65 when he died
He was a friend of mine
(Chorus:)
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died
G-berg and Georgie let their gimmicks go rotten
So they died of hepatitis in upper Manhattan
Sly in Vietnam took a bullet in the head
Bobby OD'd on Drano on the night that he was wed
They were two more friends of mine
Two more friends that died / I miss 'em--they died
(Chorus)
Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room
Bobby hung himself from a cell in the tombs
Judy jumped in front of a subway train
Eddie got slit in the jugular vein
And Eddie, I miss you more than all the others,
And I salute you brother/ This song is for you my brother
(Chorus)
Herbie pushed Tony from the Boys' Club roof
Tony thought that his rage was just some goof
But Herbie sure gave Tony some bitchen proof
"Hey," Herbie said, "Tony, can you fly?"
But Tony couldn't fly . . . Tony died
(Chorus)
Brian got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous,
but it sure beats Riker's
But the next day he got offed
by the very same bikers
(Chorus)
that movie wasen't half bad.
All my bags are packed, i'm ready to go...
Its been a hell of a life, I can't wait to see what the next one holds.
Have you been a good girl? :)
depends on who you are asking... ;)
Hmmm...how bout your OTHER personality?Quote:
Originally posted by lms2
depends on who you are asking... ;)
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Quote:
Originally posted by FORD
I have some things I'd like to get done before I relocate to Heaven.
:D Me, too! I wanna see Davy Baby in concert again before I go!
(I wanna see him onstage, backstage, under the stage, and under the covers.)
YEAH, BABY!!!!
Switch... in my heaven... Davey baby, all the time! Yes I have been a good girl.
:D :D :D YUMMMYYYYYY!!!! This one's for YOU (and me, too!)Quote:
Originally posted by lms2
Switch... in my heaven... Davey baby, all the time! Yes I have been a good girl.
I simply must meet Ally before I croak! BTW, she still owes KB and I some choice pics...Quote:
Originally posted by FORD
eventually, of course. However, I have some things I'd like to get done before I relocate to Heaven, so hopefully not for a long time yet.
So what's her excuse? Did she join the Libertarians so she could wait for the recount? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by John Ashcroft
I simply must meet Ally before I croak! BTW, she still owes KB and I some choice pics...
Jim Carroll's a genius.Quote:
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Artist: The Jim Carroll Band Lyrics
Song: People Who Died Lyrics
Hmmm...wonder how he votes though?
:D
He doesn't, he died!Quote:
Originally posted by rustoffa
Jim Carroll's a genius.
Hmmm...wonder how he votes though?
:D
Are they booking a cadaver?Quote:
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
He doesn't, he died!
:D
To book Jim Carroll for a performance . . .
If you are seriously interested in booking Jim Carroll, refer to the Contact Info page to find the appropriate contact. Also, please be sure to read the FAQ about personal appearances for answers to common questions.
ALIVE!
No shit, I honestly thought I heard on the radio that he was dead.Quote:
Originally posted by rustoffa
Are they booking a cadaver?
:D
To book Jim Carroll for a performance . . .
If you are seriously interested in booking Jim Carroll, refer to the Contact Info page to find the appropriate contact. Also, please be sure to read the FAQ about personal appearances for answers to common questions.
ALIVE!
Van Hagar ain't showing much life these days, and they got booked....