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Well, the time has come, ladies and gentlemen. The time where the NFL shows its true greed in terms of betting and Vegas odds and what billionaire-owned slave team beats the shit out of the other billionaire-owned slave team. Yes, the NFL is a legalized slavery where white owners use mainly black men to entertain them in barbaric sport that leave the slave permanently inured for life.
So here is what we have:
The Vegas Shitheads at the Cincinnati Bengal Zoo
I'm going with Cincinnati simply because zoos are organized animal cruelty and slavery and when slaves play for their owners they play like slaves. The Raiders are assholes. Look how they fucked over the Chargers in the last two seconds and Derek Carr is an obvious MAGA Republican who married his trophy wife for the free foot fetish. Score? Something along the lines off the striped slaves 19 and the F A T and dead Madden monkeys 15.
Sucktriots at the Humpfalo Hills
Probably the best game of the weekend simply because F A T Hoodie Boy made the Bills his personal bitch for so long. I'm going with the Bills to perform a mass slaughter of the other half of white trash New England. Then again, it all depends on the first quarter of play. If the Bills don't fuck it up with interceptions and fumbles the Joshy Boy will be sucking the other Joshy like a gimp prison bitch. Score? Um, The Humpers 27 and the lawn dart Patriots 17.
Beagles at the Suckaneers
Easy. Brady. Eagles are a garbage team with sloppy unpredictable play and ego-eccentric coaching. Pretty Boy Tommy with carve them up like a Easter ham at a Jewish bar mitzvah. Bucs have a better defense, too allowing them to trample on America's bird of freedom like obese MAGAs on fast food wrappers at a Trump rally. Score? Buccaneers 200,001; Eagles 3.
Horny 9s at the Jerry Jones FEMA Camp
Cowboys are a well-shipped slave owned team. That's why where they are where they are. The Forty Fuckers with their Italian Stallion QB are like the Romans with bigger dicks. So the Forty Niners. Score? Eh, Garoppolo 14, the Texas hicks 10.
Squealers at the Beefs
This will without a doubt be the NFL's greatest date rapist Ben Turdberger's last game. They are playing in Kansas City where the fans have zero trouble expressing their racism toward native populations with insulting stereotypes. MacCombs is too good and too agile even if he plays like a rattled and repeatedly concussive slave with about two good years left in his All State acting career. If the dude can remember who to throw the fucking ball to and when then the red rockers will move on. Score? Chiefs around 30+ points; The Stealers maybe 6 or 7.
The Playing Cards at the Hams
Fucking Von Miller. The only reason why Denvoid traded this 4-eyed freak was because he was no longer a useful slave for them anymore. What a diffy he made in L.A. as in no difference at all. The Rams survived on luck and paying off refs. Stafford is a douche who sometimes forgets what teams is is playing on and its people like Vonny Miller to pick up his slack. The Cards are a waste of everybody's time but I'll take them anyway. Score? Cards 24; The Rams 16.
So here is what we have:
The Vegas Shitheads at the Cincinnati Bengal Zoo
I'm going with Cincinnati simply because zoos are organized animal cruelty and slavery and when slaves play for their owners they play like slaves. The Raiders are assholes. Look how they fucked over the Chargers in the last two seconds and Derek Carr is an obvious MAGA Republican who married his trophy wife for the free foot fetish. Score? Something along the lines off the striped slaves 19 and the F A T and dead Madden monkeys 15.
Sucktriots at the Humpfalo Hills
Probably the best game of the weekend simply because F A T Hoodie Boy made the Bills his personal bitch for so long. I'm going with the Bills to perform a mass slaughter of the other half of white trash New England. Then again, it all depends on the first quarter of play. If the Bills don't fuck it up with interceptions and fumbles the Joshy Boy will be sucking the other Joshy like a gimp prison bitch. Score? Um, The Humpers 27 and the lawn dart Patriots 17.
Beagles at the Suckaneers
Easy. Brady. Eagles are a garbage team with sloppy unpredictable play and ego-eccentric coaching. Pretty Boy Tommy with carve them up like a Easter ham at a Jewish bar mitzvah. Bucs have a better defense, too allowing them to trample on America's bird of freedom like obese MAGAs on fast food wrappers at a Trump rally. Score? Buccaneers 200,001; Eagles 3.
Horny 9s at the Jerry Jones FEMA Camp
Cowboys are a well-shipped slave owned team. That's why where they are where they are. The Forty Fuckers with their Italian Stallion QB are like the Romans with bigger dicks. So the Forty Niners. Score? Eh, Garoppolo 14, the Texas hicks 10.
Squealers at the Beefs
This will without a doubt be the NFL's greatest date rapist Ben Turdberger's last game. They are playing in Kansas City where the fans have zero trouble expressing their racism toward native populations with insulting stereotypes. MacCombs is too good and too agile even if he plays like a rattled and repeatedly concussive slave with about two good years left in his All State acting career. If the dude can remember who to throw the fucking ball to and when then the red rockers will move on. Score? Chiefs around 30+ points; The Stealers maybe 6 or 7.
The Playing Cards at the Hams
Fucking Von Miller. The only reason why Denvoid traded this 4-eyed freak was because he was no longer a useful slave for them anymore. What a diffy he made in L.A. as in no difference at all. The Rams survived on luck and paying off refs. Stafford is a douche who sometimes forgets what teams is is playing on and its people like Vonny Miller to pick up his slack. The Cards are a waste of everybody's time but I'll take them anyway. Score? Cards 24; The Rams 16.
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