Real Van Halen fans have had enough!
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July 06, 2004</font>
<font color="#FFFF80" size="4" face="Arial"><b>Real Van Halen Fans Have Had Enough!</b></font>
<font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#00FF00"><b><i>"A Call To Arms!"</i></b></font>
<font face="Arial" size="3">(A.P.) Hell, Mich. - Roth Army World Headquarters
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Real Van Halen fans have had enough!
<img border="0" src="http://www.rotharmy.com/images/real.jpg" alt="Van Hagar Can Eat Our Ass!" align="left" width="250" height="213">In 1996, 2000 and 2002 we were teased with the possible return of the greatest front man ever: Diamond David Lee Roth! We waited patiently for the new songs that would follow Me Wise Magic and Can't Get This Stuff No More and all we got was silence, speculation and an amazing amount of indifference from the Van Halen brothers. Not a nice way to treat the very people that made these 2 drunks multi-millionaires.
In 2004 the word leaked out: Sammy "The Scam" Hagar was back in the fold. While trailer park protein gobblers and mullet sporting gas station attendants celebrated, real Van Halen fans cringed.
We have finally had enough! Enough of Van Hagar brand fecal syrup rock. Enough of a 57 year old, bloated tequila salesman parading around in Jimmy Buffett wear. Enough of classic Van Halen standards like Unchained and Jump butchered by a hack who hates singing anything from the DLR era live. Enough of crappy, cliche lyrics that make a conversation with Mike Tyson seem deep. Enough of a guy who just sings for his supper and approaches entertaining like a paint by number tool.
Real Van Halen fans will not support this trash!
We'd like to ask all fans of the David Lee Roth era Van Halen to help us stop the musical madness. For more information on what to do, click on the link below:
http://www.rotharmy.com/RothArmyFlyer.doc
Pow!
Print off the above listed flyer and litter your favorite sporting event or bar.
If Van Halen comes to your area give a few thousand cars a good ROTH ARMY Welcome by posting these on every window.
We need some exposure on this campaign and we are asking for your help.
We have made it really easy for you to contribute.
The only way that the word will get out to the general public is to let your local radio station know about this campaign. To contact your radio station, or any radio station of your choice click the link below.
http://www.radio-locator.com/
Here is something you can read over the air to the DJ.
http://www.rotharmy.com/radio_intro.txt
Now fall in, take charge and make a difference. You've been recruited into the Roth Army and it's about time... to kick Van Hagar squarely in the 5150 oysters!
Copyright ©2004 RothArmy.com in association with Mezro Testicular Cancer Awareness Project.
dave is van halen for life
OK This is what I fell about the sammy vs Dave Deal.
Dave is the man and he has always been the driving force behinde eddy. Eddy ain't crap without Dave. Sammy is great on his own, montros, 3 lock box standing hampton Ect..... But when you take out dave and put in sammy, sammy and eddy become sissy song writers and prefomers. And the funny thing is, Alex becomes a sissy too.eddy and alex are like 2 whiney bitch's on the rag when they work with sammy and the music they make is limp and weak. It's the kind of crap you hear being played over the speaker's at JC Penny!
When you take out Sammy and add Dave everything click's together like a well oiled machine.
Dave drives the guy's in Van Halen to get to a new level and kick some ass.
Maybe drinking does kill brain cells and Eddy and Alex killed there last few brain cells on Sammy's teqiala.
The enitre world knows that the only front man for Van Halen is Dave.
What the hell is Eddy and Alex thinking. And for you Sammy all I want to know is why the hell would you go back and get on all 4's? Can't you get your own thing going again bro? Or have you just become that lame?
Come on Sarge, Gimmie A Break
It's time to put an end to all the this reunion crap and see things for what they are. A blessing in disguise.
Classic Van Halen means as much to me as any other fan, but I knew years ago the only way to make sure it stayed that way in my heart is to cherish what it was. I've never seen the band live since 1984, and fully intend to keep it like that. Dave or no Dave. I've never heard Sammy Hagar sing a David Lee Roth song. On purpose.
Dave, I've seen him 13 times. He's my main man. I've stuck to him like glue every diay for the past 2 decades. He is one awesome fucking human being, the rock star is just the bonus. All icing on the beefcake.
So lets truly honor him for being intelligent enough to see that preserving everyting Classic Van Halen is was and always will be
to the world in which we know it was more important to him than
reliving the limelight wiht 10,000 of his closest friends and a gizzilion dollars he would have made.
It's not gonna happen.
BLOW THE TORCH!!!
ABORT THE MISSION
CUT THE CORD ALREADY.